Heero's Turn. Or is it?
By: ArtemisFowlCM May/June 2000
Heero: Why am I the only one who is not insane? Noin & Guard: Want some broccoli? (They look a little bit drugged.) Heero: No! Duo: waanna banng agaiinst da waalls? Heero: No, I think I'll passs, I wouldn't want to deprive you of your fun or anything. Une & Treize: Hey Noin! Can we have some more broccoli? Noin: NO! NEVER! IT'S ALL MINE! ALL OF IT MINE! MINE I TELL YOU! Treize &Une: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (They start to cry and whimper.) Relena: Where are those stupid rabbits? Heero: How about I buy you a new pet? Relena: One that'll overtake Germany!? (Excitedly.) Heero: Um.no. Relena: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Heero went into the Pet Shop to get Relena a new pet.) Heero: (Thinking what's the cheapest pet in the store.) A sale on lizards! One for 5 Yen! Unholy Sanc Kingdom that's cheap! (He bought the lizard and took it home, deciding to keep it unti; Relena was semi-sane. if there is such a thing for such a pacifistic loser. Heero let the lizard out of it's box and it ran straight into the laundry room and ate all 32.5 kg boxes of laundry detergent. Relena is a neat freak, duh! This had a strange effect on the lizard, it not only looked like it had rabies, but now it did.) Whoa! Cool! A lizard with rabies that's addicted to laundry detergent! Even with three eyes! (Heero went to sleep and let the new four-legged oddity run around his room. But one attribute of the lizard that Heero missed was it's hypnotical powers! So when he woke up he was under it's control. The lizard, no named Eep, had Heero go spend all of Relena's money (selling the Sanc Kingdom.) to buy 4.8828 billion boxes of laundry detergent. In other words, the world's supply of laundry detergent, and what did Eep do with it you ask? Gee, I wonder, he ATE them! He got so big from eating all of the laundry detergent he went on a rampage. On his way to China he knocked the walls off of the Mental Institution for Girls and let all the crazy people free.) END That was the last of my insane series. Pretty insane eh? What could happen next? They may raid a bookshelf for KRAFT'S Macaroni and Cheese? ~Arty I don't own these characters. They belong 2 someone else. Dun sue me please..
Heero: Why am I the only one who is not insane? Noin & Guard: Want some broccoli? (They look a little bit drugged.) Heero: No! Duo: waanna banng agaiinst da waalls? Heero: No, I think I'll passs, I wouldn't want to deprive you of your fun or anything. Une & Treize: Hey Noin! Can we have some more broccoli? Noin: NO! NEVER! IT'S ALL MINE! ALL OF IT MINE! MINE I TELL YOU! Treize &Une: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (They start to cry and whimper.) Relena: Where are those stupid rabbits? Heero: How about I buy you a new pet? Relena: One that'll overtake Germany!? (Excitedly.) Heero: Um.no. Relena: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Heero went into the Pet Shop to get Relena a new pet.) Heero: (Thinking what's the cheapest pet in the store.) A sale on lizards! One for 5 Yen! Unholy Sanc Kingdom that's cheap! (He bought the lizard and took it home, deciding to keep it unti; Relena was semi-sane. if there is such a thing for such a pacifistic loser. Heero let the lizard out of it's box and it ran straight into the laundry room and ate all 32.5 kg boxes of laundry detergent. Relena is a neat freak, duh! This had a strange effect on the lizard, it not only looked like it had rabies, but now it did.) Whoa! Cool! A lizard with rabies that's addicted to laundry detergent! Even with three eyes! (Heero went to sleep and let the new four-legged oddity run around his room. But one attribute of the lizard that Heero missed was it's hypnotical powers! So when he woke up he was under it's control. The lizard, no named Eep, had Heero go spend all of Relena's money (selling the Sanc Kingdom.) to buy 4.8828 billion boxes of laundry detergent. In other words, the world's supply of laundry detergent, and what did Eep do with it you ask? Gee, I wonder, he ATE them! He got so big from eating all of the laundry detergent he went on a rampage. On his way to China he knocked the walls off of the Mental Institution for Girls and let all the crazy people free.) END That was the last of my insane series. Pretty insane eh? What could happen next? They may raid a bookshelf for KRAFT'S Macaroni and Cheese? ~Arty I don't own these characters. They belong 2 someone else. Dun sue me please..