Conscience, when should I ask him?
Listen, I can't ask him.
He hates me!
Oh conscience, what ever shall I do?
" Hey 'Mione, you're a little caught up in your thoughts there, hey?"
"Ron! Oh,"God I hate when I blush around him," Hey wanna go to Hogsmeade later? I have to ask
you something."
"Well Harry was going to set me up with this girl from Ravenclaw later, so you want to go tomorrow?"
"Uh yeah I guess, Ron. Do you know who she is?"
" Not exactly, um, her name was... was...like Cermione Manger."
"Ron? doesn't that remind you of a particular person's name who's in this hallway?"
"That girl over there from Hufflepuff, yeah, it does."
"Well I'll see you tonight, in the Great Hall, then."
"Bye Mione!"
Good God I hate myself. Cermione Manger? Hermione Granger!
God men can be so stupid sometimes.
Ron, he really can talk to girls though.
HE'LL CALL HER 'MIONE TOO!!
Oh no she she doesn't taking away my Ron.
He's my Red Haired Hero, not Cermione's. What kind of name is that anyway? Cermione?
I want Ron to be my my
Oh you know what i mean conscience.
Help please?
"Harry, are you setting Ron up with a Cermione Manger?"
"Yes Hermione. As a matter a fact, I can set you up too. You know you have many secret admirers."
"HARRY! I do not need your help getting a boyfriend, I can get one on my own. Actually, I already
have one, HARRY POTTER! How can you THe boy who lived actually get me a boyfriend when he goes
around schoool talking to people as if they're lower than him! And Harry, Harry Potter, they only refer
to your friends as lowly sidekicks he helps all the time! But no, Harry, you never help me, I'm always
picking up after your and Ron's messes, sticking up for you, and you, you idiot, HOW DARE YOU ASK ME
THAT ABSURD QUESTION!"
"Uh sorry Hermione."
God do I have PMS today!
" It's fine Harry, just, just don't talk to me anymore! Seriously, Harry, you might need to get some
new friends because I am leaving soon. Keep Ron, he's as low as you!"
"Hermione, can I talk to you alone, where you can't hear your voice throughout the hall?"
"Sure Harry, would you like to invite your other lowly sidekick?"
"This way 'Mione."
It was Ron!!!!
"FINE!"
PMS, Wholly CRAP!
"Right this way."
Harry Potter Again!
" Harry, can you leave? She's really upset with you right now, and she's right, we are just your lowly
sidekicks that pick up after you."
"Fine, Hermione, you know, Derek Fisher, really liked you, but never mind."
"Harry! I hate you!"
Then I ran away. I think Ron followed me for a bit, but sometimes when a girl is mad, she runs her heart
out. I went to the secret room in the Astromomy Tower, and I cried my heart out. Then Comscience I'll
write in my diary if you feel better about that!
'Good, you'll talk to him tomorrow, just sleep here tonight'
Thank you conscience!
What a wonderful day!
Listen, I can't ask him.
He hates me!
Oh conscience, what ever shall I do?
" Hey 'Mione, you're a little caught up in your thoughts there, hey?"
"Ron! Oh,"God I hate when I blush around him," Hey wanna go to Hogsmeade later? I have to ask
you something."
"Well Harry was going to set me up with this girl from Ravenclaw later, so you want to go tomorrow?"
"Uh yeah I guess, Ron. Do you know who she is?"
" Not exactly, um, her name was... was...like Cermione Manger."
"Ron? doesn't that remind you of a particular person's name who's in this hallway?"
"That girl over there from Hufflepuff, yeah, it does."
"Well I'll see you tonight, in the Great Hall, then."
"Bye Mione!"
Good God I hate myself. Cermione Manger? Hermione Granger!
God men can be so stupid sometimes.
Ron, he really can talk to girls though.
HE'LL CALL HER 'MIONE TOO!!
Oh no she she doesn't taking away my Ron.
He's my Red Haired Hero, not Cermione's. What kind of name is that anyway? Cermione?
I want Ron to be my my
Oh you know what i mean conscience.
Help please?
"Harry, are you setting Ron up with a Cermione Manger?"
"Yes Hermione. As a matter a fact, I can set you up too. You know you have many secret admirers."
"HARRY! I do not need your help getting a boyfriend, I can get one on my own. Actually, I already
have one, HARRY POTTER! How can you THe boy who lived actually get me a boyfriend when he goes
around schoool talking to people as if they're lower than him! And Harry, Harry Potter, they only refer
to your friends as lowly sidekicks he helps all the time! But no, Harry, you never help me, I'm always
picking up after your and Ron's messes, sticking up for you, and you, you idiot, HOW DARE YOU ASK ME
THAT ABSURD QUESTION!"
"Uh sorry Hermione."
God do I have PMS today!
" It's fine Harry, just, just don't talk to me anymore! Seriously, Harry, you might need to get some
new friends because I am leaving soon. Keep Ron, he's as low as you!"
"Hermione, can I talk to you alone, where you can't hear your voice throughout the hall?"
"Sure Harry, would you like to invite your other lowly sidekick?"
"This way 'Mione."
It was Ron!!!!
"FINE!"
PMS, Wholly CRAP!
"Right this way."
Harry Potter Again!
" Harry, can you leave? She's really upset with you right now, and she's right, we are just your lowly
sidekicks that pick up after you."
"Fine, Hermione, you know, Derek Fisher, really liked you, but never mind."
"Harry! I hate you!"
Then I ran away. I think Ron followed me for a bit, but sometimes when a girl is mad, she runs her heart
out. I went to the secret room in the Astromomy Tower, and I cried my heart out. Then Comscience I'll
write in my diary if you feel better about that!
'Good, you'll talk to him tomorrow, just sleep here tonight'
Thank you conscience!
What a wonderful day!