Dragon Ball Z

The 31st Boudakai

Chapter 5

The revealing battle:

Krillin v.s. Ranfon

"The next battle will be pitting Krillin and Ranfon against each other" the intercoms blared.

"O.K. which one of you signed up as Ranfon?" Krillin asked to all the fighters. All of them just shook their heads. "Well then is there anybody in the locker room?", Gohan went in looked around and said no.

"You'd better get out there Krillin."Gohan told him. Krillin ran out to his starting place and found it nearly impossible to see the other starting place.


"3,2,1 go" Krillin just started walking into the arena and his opponent was taking their sweet time. Finally he could see her. As soon as he did he just started to slowly charge up a ka-ma-a-ma-a wave. Then Ranfon, his opponent, started to take off her top button by button. Krillin saw what she was doing and turned the other way. Master Roshi started jumping up and down in the stands while yelling at Krillin telling him that the show was great. Krillin thought to himself "Oh man, why me, one of us 3  guys here that's actually married. Why not Piccolo. Well all I know is if I don't beat her I'll be beat now and later. This is going to be tough." Then Ranfon came in front of him and started to take off her pants. All Krillin could do is close his eyes.

While Krillin had his eyes closed Ranfon took off her pants and threw them at them at him. She walked around behind him and knock the ka-ma-a-ma-a energy ball he had formed out of his hands. He opened his eyes to find Ranfon's pants strung from his head. He tore them off and flew a couple hundred feet into the air. It wasn't until then that he noticed his wife storming off to the sky box. "Oh man, if 18 goes in there she's going to blow that official away" Krillin mumbled to himself as he got ready for a solar flare. Ranfon saw what Krillin was doing and got ready to cover her eyes. Krillin yelled out "Solar Flare". At that exact moment when even Krillin couldn't see Ranfon covered her eyes and then stumbled around like she had been affected by the giant blast of light.

Krillin started chuckling and smirking to himself about how he had just won. Ranfon on the ground had her back turned and was taking off her bra so she could defeat Krillin. Krillin descended to the ground and was powering up another energy blast, he was still giggling and he had his eyes closed when suddenly he felt a brush of something on his face. He opened his eyes to find Ranfon topless standing right in front of him. His past experiences with Master Roshi started to flash in his mind. Then all he did is stare. Ranfon delivered one swift kick to Krillin's crotch. He sprawled out on the ground his mouth gaping tongue hanging out still staring straight ahead. "Ranfon is the winner". 18 walked out into the middle of the arena and drug Krillin off. "Man I can't believe Krillin was beat by a girl." Gohan said astonished by what he had just witnessed.