Hiya! Sorry I haven't written in such a long time! But he's your ninth and final chapter. Hey, just pretend that in Hogwarts you can apparate! K? It might help, thinking that, because I totally forgot 'Mione's mindless ramblings! I don't own HP Characters, I've wished upon a star just like the Disney people told me too. I'm against Mickey, conceded, bratty, stupid little, mouse. Sorry Pluto's the best and he gets no credit! Why? I am not too sure, but he's just treated like a pet, just like Lassie! Wrong! That IS SO WRONG! You all know it! Enough of my stupid war on Disney, let's finish the story!

"How you apparated in Hogwarts, I'll never know!" you could here Madame Promphrey say as she was resting Ron's hands in a cupped position, towards his ear, it was after all the best position to regrow skin.

"Ron?" I ventured to his bed.

"What is it sweetheart? Coming to visit poor ol' Ron?" Ron mused obviously seeing me about five beds away.
"Funny? Sweetheart, hey?"

"Yup, decided on pet names for our new relationship!"

"New? Ron, we've like each other since second year!"

"It hasn't been a relationship!"

"Well, mine for you will be Ronnybaby!"

"Don't like it."

"Well, I like 'Mione better than sweetheart!" I said cuddling on the bed next to him, wrapping his arms around me.

"Fine then, sweetie, no we'll sound too old! How about sweetheart, and, and, and, and, Ronny-kins?"

"Kay! I still don't know how I got you to apparate!"

"I s'pose it can only happen, when you are so deep in love you can't really stand it. Dumbledore has his way around some of these things! Remember the Mirror of Erised?"

"Well, I guess. But now I can never badger you about not apparating Hogwarts grounds."

"Oh, that'll be alright. You can still bug Harry!" Ron said smiling.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Oh and to your question last night, I would help you loose your virginity if you help me loose mine." I smiled.

"Miss Granger. You'll have to leave Mr. Weasly alone for a couple hours, recuperating, you know."

"Oh, yes of course." I smiled at my boyfriend, then I walked away seductively.

"Conscience?"

I was out of the room, now looking at the Great Hall, my first appearance since last night.

'Hermione, you don't need me anymore.'
"What?"

'I was merely here to help you talk. I did, I must go.'

"Really? Did Dumbledore send you?" I said.

'Yes.'

"Figures."

"Hermione, my dear, I'm afraid, it'll have to go now." Dumbledore came up casually.

"Really?"

'Yes.'

"Dumbledore? Are you my Conscience?"

Dumbledore's eyes twinkled, as always.

'Yes.'

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