AN: I made it extra long and there's a cliffhanger but fear not! There's always part 4 lol! Thanx to all who reviewed ill write ur names in the 10th part (lol). I know it was kinda cheesy in the beginning but it's to prove how much everyone's lives change later on... Nevermind just read.


Diclaimer: Dont own nothin except the plot, Wild Dreams and the Voicer! Yeah I actually own something!!! =)

Ironic Feelings - Part 3


Hermione woke up and saw Harry next to her sleeping, his steady breathing barely inaudible. She abruptly remembered that he was staying with her because of that really bizarre dream. She looked at her alarm clock and gasped.

She forgot to set it. Hermione mentally slapped herself. Lavender and Parvati were going to wake up any second now.

"Why are the curtains around your bed, Hermione?" Parvati asked.

They were awake.

"I uh…feel sick and uh…don't want you all to catch it!" Hermione blurted. Oh great, she thought, I'm awful at lying!

"Really? Let me see," Lavender sounded excited.

"No! I mean I uh…look horrible and…it's highly contagious! You should both get Madam Pomfrey!" If they found out Harry was with her sleeping…they would make the whole school believe Hermione was pregnant.

"Both of us?" Lavender asked.

"Yeah…both of you," Hermione said.

"Okay Hermione," Parvati sounded suspicious.

"Hurry up!" she ordered them, then saw Harry sleeping and said, "No, no, I mean…take your time!"

She heard they footsteps wear away. She turned to face Harry. He was still sleeping silently.

"Wake up sleepy head," Hermione couldn't help smiling as she rubbed his cheek.

"Huh? Oh hi Hermione…" He said fuzzily.

"Harry you have to hurry up and get to your dorm! Madam Pomfrey is gonna be here any minute. I told Lavender and Parvati that I was sick; they don't know you're here," She said, suddenly realizing he had to get out of there fast.

"You're right I gotta go," Harry got up and quickly kissed Hermione on the cheek. Hermione tried not to smile as he pulled a cloak over his boxers and T-shirt.

"Bye Hermione." Harry had his lopsidedly smiled; the one Hermione thought was cute, before he left. He's so sweet, she thought. Just then Madam Pomfrey stormed in followed by Lavender and Parvati.

"Are you the sick girl that looked horrible?" Madam Pomfrey raised an eyebrow.

"Um, you see I was sick then all of a sudden I felt better," Hermione blurted hoping the story sounded true. Madam Pomfrey raised both eyebrows.

"Oh, well that explains everything!" she sounded relieved all of a sudden, "All you have to do is take this pill right about… Now!" She looked up from her watch and held her hand out for Hermione to take the pill. It was silvery - it looked like the material from Harry's invisibility cloak.

"Well what are you staring at it for? Here's a glass of water to swallow it!" Hermione took the water and weird-looking pill. There was no way out of this so she swallowed the pills and some water.

All of a sudden everything spun and went hazy. Hermione tried to make out what they were saying but it sounded like a bunch of moans.
Then she fell back onto her bed and her world went pitch black.

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Harry quickly went back to the boys' dormitories hoping he wouldn't get caught especially just coming out of Hermione's dorm.

"Potter! What exactly were you doing in Granger's dorm?" demanded an angry Snape. Harry slowly turned around to see the Weasley twins laughing hysterically. They were leaning against the wall of the 7th year girls' dorm, motioning Harry to come over. Fred was holding a vivid orange, weird funnel-shaped thing with all different buttons on it.

"Huh? Where's Snape?" he asked once he reached. Fred was laughing to hard to answer. George snatched the thing he was holding out of his hands.

"Right here, Potter," George said. But it didn't come out anything like George's voice; it sounded just like Snape when he was going to catch someone doing something wrong.

"Isn't it cool? We found it Filch's office! Now we could use it on-"

"Anyone," they replied in simultaneously. The twins grinned evilly and rubbed their hands together as if they were up to something, like right now. Harry was still had a confused look on his face.

"Here," George showed him "Give it a try, Harry. It's a called a voicer. You just press the buttons with the pictures on them." Harry took the thing looking at all the buttons. There was a Professor McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, and - Draco Malfoy.

"Great, I'm going to scare Ron," Harry said thinking of how to scare Ron, but also getting away from explaining what he was doing in his girlfriend's dorm.

"Sure, no problem," Fred paused, "Just tell us what were you doing in Hermione's dorm." The both gave Harry identical expectant looks.

"I was umm…talking?" Harry said hopefully.

"It's okay, Ron all ready told us," George patted him on the back then lowered his voice, "So what did you do?"

"Nothing - I swear," Harry said quickly backing away, "I gotta go and scare Ron. See-you." Harry waved and headed for his dorm. He went in and closed the door forgetting about scaring Ron.

"Where have you been?" Ron sounded a hint like Mrs. Weasley, "Well?"

"Talking to Fred and George - look at this something they found it Filch's Office!" Harry handed it to Ron "You just press the buttons with the pictures on them and you talk into it and it sounds like that person." Harry noticed Ron too was eyeing Malfoy's button. Ron looked up at him.

"Before you know it we'll be the next Fred and George and look its - Malfoy's button!" Ron seemed to forget about Harry being out of bed. "What is it called anyway?"

"A voicer or something like that," Harry said. "Let me see it for a sec?"

"Sure," Ron handed him the voicer. Harry pushed the Snape button; unable to get over how it sounded when the twins scared him. He crept over to Neville who was turned around looking for something.

"Ten points from Gryffindor, Longbottom!" it sounded just like Snape's greasy voice. Harry and Ron ducked behind Ron's bed.
Neville gasped and turned around looking like he'd just seen a ghost "Where is Snape?" He looked around frantically.

"On your left shoe, Longbottom!" Neville's eyes widened and took off his shoe quickly and threw it at the wall narrowly missing Seamus's head. Neville looked down and realized he threw his right shoe so he took off his left one and threw it on Dean's bed.

"Snape is on my shoe!" Neville shrieked. Seamus just glared at him while Harry and Ron were laughing their heads off.

"Huh?" Seamus said. "How can he be on your shoe, Neville and what's so funny?" They were now rolling on the floor.

"I think we are turning into Fred and George, Ron," Harry choked out, "Neville, it was all a joke," Ron held up the voicer.

"Oh that," Dean just came in shutting the door, "I've heard of those - really cool. Where did you get it?"

"Fred and George found it in Filch's Office. We're just borrowing it," Harry explained. Harry got dressed and put over that his robes, like he does everyday. They all headed down to breakfast talking about all the things and ways they could scare Slytherins - especially Malfoy. As they were eating Seamus changed the subject.

"Where were you this morning, Dean? You were out of bed really early," Seamus looked very concerned.

"Me? Just talking to Parvati," Dean grinned. "That reminds me! She was saying Hermione fainted and she's in the hospital wing right now." Harry quickly grabbed a piece of toast and got up from the table.

"I uh forgot a book in my room. Gotta go," Harry said, saying the first thing that came to mind. Harry broke into a run out of the Great Hall.

"But it's Saturday, Harry!" Ron yelled before Harry could get out left. Harry didn't have an answer so he kept on running. He dashed through the halls until he reached the hospital wing. He looked inside but didn't get very far because Madam Pomfrey was helping a patient nearby.

"Yes, Mr. Potter?" she asked.

"Is uh Hermione here?" Harry asked nervously. Since the door was open he glanced around the room and saw Hermione in the back.

"Yes but I really don't think-" Madam Pomfrey rejected.

"Please Madam Pomfrey? I uh have to give her work to do."

"Fine but if she's sleeping do not wake her up and be quiet I have lots of patients today," she warned. Harry rushed inside and walked over to Hermione's bed. Hermione was clutching a pillow, nodding off. Harry looked around but Madam Pomfrey was nowhere to be seen.

"Hermione?" Harry rubbed her cheek "Wake up." Hermione tossed and turned then immediately sat up. She looked at Harry then tilted her head deep in thought.

"Who're you?" Harry looked at Hermione in horror.

"Y-you don't remember me, Hermione?"

"No…but I just had a dajavu and who's Hermione?"

"Who's Hermione!?" Harry shook his head and put in his hands. He didn't notice Madam Pomfrey coming over.

"I thought I said for you to be quiet! This is a hospital wing not a-" but Harry cut her off.

Hermione doesn't remember who she is! What did you give her?" Harry was furious now. Madam Pomfrey sat down by Hermione too.

"Hermione do remember who we are?" she asked simply.

"Now I know where you're from!" Hermione pointed at Harry "You're from my dream! We were flying on a broom..." She went on and on. Harry turned to Madam Pomfrey.

"You see what I mean-" Harry stopped though because Madam Pomfrey had a smile playing on her lips. "You think its funny Hermione doesn't even know she's a witch or 'who Hermione is'?"

"Harry you talk to Hermione about her dream. I have to go get something for Hermione to get her memory back." Madam Pomfrey disappeared into her office. Harry tuned back to the girl that used to be Hermione. She had a very hurt look on her face.

"You don't want to hear my dream, do you?" she looked away as if she was about to cry.

"No, no, I want to hear your dream, Hermione." Harry wondered what she did dream though.

"Who's Hermione?" she tilted her head again.

"You are. Now what were you saying about going on a broom in your dream?"

"Oh yeah… Well you were on a broom and told me to get on it so I did. We went flying high above the clouds then came down near some big castle. We went in and I still remember the way through all the halls. Then we came across a picture with a bowl of fruit and you tickled the pear and it became a handle. Then it opened and went inside and it was a kitchen full of these weird creatures called house elves. Something very bad happened to one called Dobby but I don't know what happened because you woke me up." Hermione looked up at Harry "Yeah, I know it probably sounds weird but it all seems so…"

"Familiar?" Harry asked.

"Yeah, very, very familiar," Hermione rubbed her chin. Madam Pomfrey came in with a pill and glass of water.

"Harry, has Hermione told you about her dream, yet?" She raised her eyebrows.

"Yeah she told me about her dream, but why?" Harry knew something was going on with these dreams and Madam Pomfrey knew what it was.

"Because once she takes this pill she'll be back to normal but won't remember her dream and you'd both want to know for one reason or another," she had the same smile from before but this time her eyes were twinkling. Harry was about to ask her about the dreams but Hermione interrupted.

"I'm confused!" Hermione sounded very upset.

"Just swallow this potion," Madam Pomfrey showed her the vile of glowing metallic blue potion. Hermione looked at her suspiciously and took the pill and the glass of water. Then she wobbled backwards looking extremely dizzy. Harry quickly caught her before she fainted. Madam Pomfrey smiled as she helped Harry get Hermione on her bed.

"She'll wake up any second now." Madam Pomfrey said looking at her watch. As if on cue, Hermione sat up rubbing her eyes.

"Hey Harry, uh hi Madam Pomfrey. Why am I in the Hospital wing?" Hermione looked around the room. Harry let out a relieved sigh.

"How are you feeling Hermione?" Madam Pomfrey asked.

"Fine but—" Hermione gave Harry a confused look.

"Mr. Potter will explain," she said winking at Harry, "You may leave now." Harry helped Hermione get out of her bed. She still had her nightgown so Harry took off his cloak and gave it to Hermione.

"Thanks, Harry," she smiled.

"No problem," Harry opened the door and they went out into the vacant hallway. "Hermione, since its Saturday I really don't think we should go up to the common room to talk about this."

"But how did I get in the hospital wing?" Hermione asked.

"Fine I'll tell but I'm warning you it's a long story. Why don't we go outside and walk around the lake so we won't be overheard."

"Sure, good idea" Hermione agreed. They set outside as Harry told Hermione everything she missed out on.

"The thing I don't get is what Madam Pomfrey was talking about with those dreams…" Harry dazed at the cloudy sky. Hermione gasped.

"I think I know what she means!" she exclaimed.

"What?" Harry asked.

"I read it in a book over summer vacation. It's called Divination and How to be Exact. I didn't really like it too much but I read it anyway. Come on lets go and get my book." They quickly hurried back to the castle and up to the crowded Gryffindor common room.

"Stay here, I'll get my book," she whispered. "Why don't you get the invisibility cloak?"

"Sure, meet you right outside the common room; it's too crowded in here," Harry replied letting go of her hand.

"Thanks Harry, you're so sweet." She flung her arms around him and kissed him briefly on the lips. Harry felt his face flush. They had never kissed in public before though probably nobody was looking. Hermione quickly went up the stairs to the girls' dormitories. Harry slowly started up the stairs to his room hoping Ron wasn't there so he wouldn't have to explain the reason why he needed the invisibility cloak.

Luckily when Harry went in Ron wasn't there so he quickly got the cloak. Suddenly he heard some footsteps draw closer and closer. Harry quickly pulled the invisibility cloak over himself just in time. Ron, Seamus, Dean, and Neville burst through the door.

"I can't believe Harry could do something like that you!" exclaimed Dean throwing his arms in the air.

"Me neither but with Harry you never know. He's so lucky! Not only does he have Hermione when I'm sure he knew I like her, but he's also famous, the best in quidditch, and everyone thinks he's 'so cool'," Ron shook his head. "And what have I got but a poor family." Harry just stood there frozen under the invisibility cloak thinking how that was so untrue. Harry didn't have any family besides the Dursleys; All the Slytherins loathed him; Voldemort's been after him since his birth, and a million other things.

"Don't say that Ron. You've got lot of talents you just probably don't know about yet." Neville said trying to sound helpful. Dean and Seamus gave him looks. Harry just shook his head, though they couldn't see him.

"Did you ever tell Harry though?" Seamus asked.

"No not really but…" Ron trailed off with his ears red. "Come on, I'm hungry, lets go to lunch." And they all left closing the door behind them.
Harry didn't move until he was sure they were gone by listening to their footsteps. Harry got his Mauderer's Map just in case. Deciding to stay invisible Harry went out of his room and into the common room. Figuring Hermione was outside he stepped out of the portrait to see Hermione sitting down against the wall looking at the big musty book with amazement. When she noticed something invisible stepping out of the portrait hole she looked around suspiciously.

"Is that you Harry?" Hermione whispered. Harry nodded then remembered that he was under the invisibility cloak so he took it off.

"Yeah it's me, Hermione." he replied

"Good. About this book-" but Harry cut Hermione off.

"There's one thing I need to ask you." Harry said taking her into his arms.

"Yeah. Sure - what is it?" Hermione looked startled.

"Do you like Ron?" Hermione looked up at him in horror.

"Of course not! But why?" she asked looking concerned.

"Because he likes you" Harry gulped looking up at the ceiling then back at Hermione who looked like she was about to pull out all of her hair.

"What?! Great Wizards! I never knew he - how'd you find out?"

"I accidentally sort of eavesdropped," Harry said uncomfortably. "Anyway what were you saying about that book?" Harry said changing the subject.

"Oh yeah" she said rather seriously, handing him the book and pointing to page 293. Harry took the big book in his hands and sat down next to Hermione.

"Did you read it yet?" Harry asked Hermione.

"No. I just skimmed through it." She replied.

"Well then I guess we'll read it." Harry said looking down at the book. Hermione nodded as they started reading page 293:

Wild Dreams

When two people are in love and make a perfect match they begin to have certain types of dreams. Once someone has Wild Dreams, they will never be in love with someone else. In those dreams they help the future in one way or another…

And it continued for two pages after that with details.

Hermione turned to Harry, pale, speechless, and shaking uncontrollably.

"Hermione," Harry said tenderly, taking the trembling girl into his arms.

"I'm scared an-and…"

"Scared of what?" Harry asked her, concerned. Nothing when I'm with you, she thought, biting her lip.

"Nothing," she said with feeble laugh, "I'm just happy, that's all." Then suddenly Hermione's mood changed.

"But what about Ron?! What am I gonna do?" she cried into his chest. Harry patted her hair then placed her chin up to look at him. Her face was streaked with tears, yet still beautiful.

"Hermione," Harry said, "I love you, no matter what. We'll get through this somehow. I promise." His words played over and over in her head as Harry inclined closer.

They started kissing, again, unaware of somebody watching them closely…

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AN: I know this is a cliffhanger but pleeeeeeeeeeze review! what do i have to do bribe u? lol! Come on there's a part 4 people!