NOTE: I do NOT own Friends, or any of its characters, but this story is MINE

Hey! Glad you all like my F.F. so far! Thanx to Exintaris, Princess of the Phone Booth, joeyluva, jenniferfan100, and more!!! Even though Friend, the actual T.V. show explains some things in this story, I wanted to re-write them.

Special note: all flames will be used to make smores!!!!!!

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"I guess we'll never know." Said Katie.

"Hey look!" exclaimed Jon, "It's everyone's wedding pictures!" As soon as Jon said that, everyone crowded around him even more then they already were. "hey, guys, I can't breathe."

"Sorry. Wow!" said Katie, pointing at a photo of Ross and Rachel in a tacky looking Vegas chapel; a cheap camera had obviously taken the photo.

"Emma, Isn't that your mom and dad?" Jon asked.

"Oh my god! It is!" shrieked Emma, "I always wondered if they had ever been married."

"I thought they weren't married when they had you." Said Jon with a puzzled expression.

"They weren't." stated Tori "They were drunk that night, from what I heard. Look, see the marker mustache Rachel has, and the whiskers Ross has? Oh my gods, Emma, are you ok?"

"I'm fine," said Emma, as she wiped a tear from her eye, "I wonder how they felt when they realized what they had done."

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*Rachel and Ross asleep in a bed in a motel, in Vegas *

Rachel groaned and stretched to wake herself up. 'Oh god, I've got one of the worst hangover in history, I wonder what I did last night.' As she stretched, she felt some ones body next to her. Rachel pulled back the covers to see who it was, and screamed.

Ross woke up to the sound of Rachel screaming, and started to scream himself.

"Oh my god!!" Rachel and Ross said, simultaneously.

"What happened?" asked Ross.

"You tell me!"

'At least she has her clothes on' thought Ross. Joey then walked into there room.

"Hey! I was wondering when you guys were gonna wake up."

"Joey, forget the hellos and tell me why I woke up with Ross!" Rachel emphasized the word Ross and made it sound like it was a dirty word.

"Ok, but you have to promise to not hang the messenger."

"Joey," said Ross "the term is 'shoot the messenger.'"

"And if you don't start talking, you're going to get shot!" screamed Rachel.

"Ok, ok. Well last night, you guys were drinking…"

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