~Melee Building-8:52 P.M.+CR~
About 9/10 of the roster were at the Opening of the Party. The ones missing were Fox, Falco and and Roy. As always everyone thought they were making their homemade pot for the party.
Peach: *Grabs a Mic* Now, the party will begin in 5 minutes, those who want to try out for Kareoke form a line on the right. Those who want to play a CD form a line on the left. Those who just want to boogie....Get ready to get down!
People on the right: Zelda Link Ness Mr. Game&Watch Marth Pichu (Falco) (Fox) (Roy)
People on the right: Pikachu Samus CF Kirby Y.Link Gannondorf Mewtwo Yoshi
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Peach put In The End By Linkin Park on to pass time and get people in the mood. She went to the left line and signed up everyone on a chart. She did the same on the right. She put the chart on the wall for everyone to see:
Kareoke:
Zelda~Judger
Link~Sober BY Tool
Ness~Second Judge~She Loves me not BY Papa Roach
Mr. Game&Watch~My own Summer BY Deftones~Make Belive By Korn
Marth~Make Belive BY Korn~Last Resort By Papa Roach
Pichu-Falco~Make Me Bad, Pretty, Children of the Korn BY Korn
Fox-Falco-Pichu~All In The Family BY Korn
Roy-Fox~Pts. Of Athority, Papercut BY Linkin Park
CD Donaters:
Pikachu: Untouchables BY Korn
Kirby: Linkin Park- Reanimation
Y.Link: Garbage (THE GROUP)
Mewtwo: Saliva
GD: WWE Anthology
Yoshi: SMB Soundtrack
CF: Rap's Greatest hits Version 20.0
Samus: Metroid Soundtrack
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Peach: Now that we got that done, LET'S PARTY! *Puts on Electric Slide*
Roy: *Walks in and sees everyone doing the electric slide* Hey people!
Some people: Hey Roy!!!
Roy: *Walks over to Marth* They sign me up?
Marth: *Points to Chart* Look for yourself.
Roy goes over to the chart and grins.
Roy: YES!!!
Marth: Geez. Your only singing a song.
Roy: Nah. We gonna burst this party like these balloons. There's gonna be MAJOR spiking.
Marth: Can I get let in on the plan.
Roy: *Looks around* Come this way. *Walks out the north side of the room*
In a corner everyone is sorrounding Captian Falcon and Link with a glass table and some bloody Marys.
Yoshi: OK. When I say go. You drink as many as you can. Ready? *Sees CF and Link nod* GO!
The crowd's gasps get louder everytime someone drinks. 7...8...9...Some poeple start to yell. Some People say this is insane. 15...16...17....................................18. Link passed out in front of everyone. Lots of people start cheering for CF. He stops at 23 glasses. A moldy donut and a bum's earwax revived Link faster than rain can fall. Everyone cheers insanely!
In another corner. Samus, Peach, Nana, Zelda and Daisy were chatting up a storm.
Zelda: So how come you wern't in the game, Daisy?
Daisy: Cause some Nazi fucks said that the game is better off with 25 characters. They said 26 was a stupid ass number.
Zelda: *Nods head in confusion* Erm...Okay.
Peach: Man is this the best.
Zelda: Yeah. Only a stupid moron would miss this party. *Looks at other guests that have arrived*
Samus: I wonder....I know we are definitly missing some people.
Nana: I think it was Marth, Roy, Fox and Falco.
Zelda: Shit....if they are off, they could be stirring up any trouble for this party.
Daisy: Probably making more of their homemade pot.
Zelda: Is the key word "More"?
Daisy: Yep.
Samus: God. Can't those fuckers stay in sight of sensible people just for once.
Nana: Maybe we should check it out.
Zelda: Hmm.....yeah! C'mon....*Runs out the room with the rest of the girls*
~Melee Building+Kitchen~
Roy: Yes. The concoction is made.
Fox: Now to use this shit to spike those assclowns in that room. They'll be all stoned to hell.
Falco: We'd better hide this shit though. I can tell that at least someone has noticed we are gone.
Marth: It's most likely to be the girls. Everyone else is probably shafted. We are probably the only sober in this building.
Falco: We won't be fucking sober in about 30 minutes. When this shit simmers down. Its enough to take someone down for over 24 hours! This shit is almighty dangerous. Anyone who eats it is garunteed to be shit for a good 2 days.
Roy: Th' shit is ultamate stonage.
Fox: I take my hat of to ya'll mo fos. We have probably make the best shit in history. Thanks to all this help and Samus' secret tools.
Marth, Fox, Falco, Roy: Stonage is the NEW WORLD ORDER!
Outside the 4 girls listen to every word. They quickly scurry away as they here footsteps.
Roy: We are fucking ultamate.
Marth: Truedat, Truedat.
~Melee Building+CR~
The grils walk in with their faces twisted with fury. Nana had some confusion cause she didn't know what Stonage was.
Popo: *Goes outside* Fuckin' Faggets! The Fuck are you fucking doing. You fuckin' sane? Oh? OK. SHIT YES! *Walks back in* Shit! *Walks on stage and grabs a mic* LADIES! GENTLEMAN! AND THE LOW-LIFE SOBER! GET YOUR FUCKIN MONEY OUT! CAUSE HERE IS THE STONERS WITH THEIR HOMEMADE STONAGE!!!!
Roy and Marth push a cart with a couldron of black inside. Fox and Falco stand up on the stage.
Fox: Here is how this shit works. You give us 3$. We give you a bag.
Falco: Throw some shit up here ya mo fuckas!
Roy and Marth put theuir hands in the balck and bring out a plastic bag with Green and Black chopped leaves. On the bag it says "Highly Dangerous".
Roy: YO! *Tosses 4 bags after Marth tosses 4 bags*
Fox: Now, who wants to buy?
It is DEAD silent.
Falco: Asking that question is asking who has balls?!
The crowd cheers and raises their hand.
Voice in crowd: We still don't wanna buy your shitty-ass drugs!
The DEAD silence comes out again.
Fox: *Brings out laser gun 3 times bigger than his one in the pocket* WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT????!!!
Ultamate DEAD silence.
Falco: *Takes gun from Fox* Easy...easy. Damn...
Fox: OK. You want to see stonage. You'll see stonage. A un-lucky mother fucker is gonna be Ultamate stoned. You better watch you backs. Pack up. We'll sell tomorrow.
Marth and Roy roll out as Fox and Falco throw some packs into the crowd.
Zelda: They are insane.
Daisy: Are they really gonna stone someone out of their mind? Is that possible?
Samus: You heard them in the kitchens. They said intake of it will cause Stoned for 48 hours.
Nana: What IS Stonage? Stoned? Stone?
Zelda: When you are drunk. Stonage is drugs. Stoned is drunk. Stone is to make somebody drunk.
Samus: Knowing those four. Any shit can happen.
Zelda: Yes. Indeed. *She stares at Link very hard*
TBC.......
About 9/10 of the roster were at the Opening of the Party. The ones missing were Fox, Falco and and Roy. As always everyone thought they were making their homemade pot for the party.
Peach: *Grabs a Mic* Now, the party will begin in 5 minutes, those who want to try out for Kareoke form a line on the right. Those who want to play a CD form a line on the left. Those who just want to boogie....Get ready to get down!
People on the right: Zelda Link Ness Mr. Game&Watch Marth Pichu (Falco) (Fox) (Roy)
People on the right: Pikachu Samus CF Kirby Y.Link Gannondorf Mewtwo Yoshi
___________________________________
Peach put In The End By Linkin Park on to pass time and get people in the mood. She went to the left line and signed up everyone on a chart. She did the same on the right. She put the chart on the wall for everyone to see:
Kareoke:
Zelda~Judger
Link~Sober BY Tool
Ness~Second Judge~She Loves me not BY Papa Roach
Mr. Game&Watch~My own Summer BY Deftones~Make Belive By Korn
Marth~Make Belive BY Korn~Last Resort By Papa Roach
Pichu-Falco~Make Me Bad, Pretty, Children of the Korn BY Korn
Fox-Falco-Pichu~All In The Family BY Korn
Roy-Fox~Pts. Of Athority, Papercut BY Linkin Park
CD Donaters:
Pikachu: Untouchables BY Korn
Kirby: Linkin Park- Reanimation
Y.Link: Garbage (THE GROUP)
Mewtwo: Saliva
GD: WWE Anthology
Yoshi: SMB Soundtrack
CF: Rap's Greatest hits Version 20.0
Samus: Metroid Soundtrack
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Peach: Now that we got that done, LET'S PARTY! *Puts on Electric Slide*
Roy: *Walks in and sees everyone doing the electric slide* Hey people!
Some people: Hey Roy!!!
Roy: *Walks over to Marth* They sign me up?
Marth: *Points to Chart* Look for yourself.
Roy goes over to the chart and grins.
Roy: YES!!!
Marth: Geez. Your only singing a song.
Roy: Nah. We gonna burst this party like these balloons. There's gonna be MAJOR spiking.
Marth: Can I get let in on the plan.
Roy: *Looks around* Come this way. *Walks out the north side of the room*
In a corner everyone is sorrounding Captian Falcon and Link with a glass table and some bloody Marys.
Yoshi: OK. When I say go. You drink as many as you can. Ready? *Sees CF and Link nod* GO!
The crowd's gasps get louder everytime someone drinks. 7...8...9...Some poeple start to yell. Some People say this is insane. 15...16...17....................................18. Link passed out in front of everyone. Lots of people start cheering for CF. He stops at 23 glasses. A moldy donut and a bum's earwax revived Link faster than rain can fall. Everyone cheers insanely!
In another corner. Samus, Peach, Nana, Zelda and Daisy were chatting up a storm.
Zelda: So how come you wern't in the game, Daisy?
Daisy: Cause some Nazi fucks said that the game is better off with 25 characters. They said 26 was a stupid ass number.
Zelda: *Nods head in confusion* Erm...Okay.
Peach: Man is this the best.
Zelda: Yeah. Only a stupid moron would miss this party. *Looks at other guests that have arrived*
Samus: I wonder....I know we are definitly missing some people.
Nana: I think it was Marth, Roy, Fox and Falco.
Zelda: Shit....if they are off, they could be stirring up any trouble for this party.
Daisy: Probably making more of their homemade pot.
Zelda: Is the key word "More"?
Daisy: Yep.
Samus: God. Can't those fuckers stay in sight of sensible people just for once.
Nana: Maybe we should check it out.
Zelda: Hmm.....yeah! C'mon....*Runs out the room with the rest of the girls*
~Melee Building+Kitchen~
Roy: Yes. The concoction is made.
Fox: Now to use this shit to spike those assclowns in that room. They'll be all stoned to hell.
Falco: We'd better hide this shit though. I can tell that at least someone has noticed we are gone.
Marth: It's most likely to be the girls. Everyone else is probably shafted. We are probably the only sober in this building.
Falco: We won't be fucking sober in about 30 minutes. When this shit simmers down. Its enough to take someone down for over 24 hours! This shit is almighty dangerous. Anyone who eats it is garunteed to be shit for a good 2 days.
Roy: Th' shit is ultamate stonage.
Fox: I take my hat of to ya'll mo fos. We have probably make the best shit in history. Thanks to all this help and Samus' secret tools.
Marth, Fox, Falco, Roy: Stonage is the NEW WORLD ORDER!
Outside the 4 girls listen to every word. They quickly scurry away as they here footsteps.
Roy: We are fucking ultamate.
Marth: Truedat, Truedat.
~Melee Building+CR~
The grils walk in with their faces twisted with fury. Nana had some confusion cause she didn't know what Stonage was.
Popo: *Goes outside* Fuckin' Faggets! The Fuck are you fucking doing. You fuckin' sane? Oh? OK. SHIT YES! *Walks back in* Shit! *Walks on stage and grabs a mic* LADIES! GENTLEMAN! AND THE LOW-LIFE SOBER! GET YOUR FUCKIN MONEY OUT! CAUSE HERE IS THE STONERS WITH THEIR HOMEMADE STONAGE!!!!
Roy and Marth push a cart with a couldron of black inside. Fox and Falco stand up on the stage.
Fox: Here is how this shit works. You give us 3$. We give you a bag.
Falco: Throw some shit up here ya mo fuckas!
Roy and Marth put theuir hands in the balck and bring out a plastic bag with Green and Black chopped leaves. On the bag it says "Highly Dangerous".
Roy: YO! *Tosses 4 bags after Marth tosses 4 bags*
Fox: Now, who wants to buy?
It is DEAD silent.
Falco: Asking that question is asking who has balls?!
The crowd cheers and raises their hand.
Voice in crowd: We still don't wanna buy your shitty-ass drugs!
The DEAD silence comes out again.
Fox: *Brings out laser gun 3 times bigger than his one in the pocket* WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT????!!!
Ultamate DEAD silence.
Falco: *Takes gun from Fox* Easy...easy. Damn...
Fox: OK. You want to see stonage. You'll see stonage. A un-lucky mother fucker is gonna be Ultamate stoned. You better watch you backs. Pack up. We'll sell tomorrow.
Marth and Roy roll out as Fox and Falco throw some packs into the crowd.
Zelda: They are insane.
Daisy: Are they really gonna stone someone out of their mind? Is that possible?
Samus: You heard them in the kitchens. They said intake of it will cause Stoned for 48 hours.
Nana: What IS Stonage? Stoned? Stone?
Zelda: When you are drunk. Stonage is drugs. Stoned is drunk. Stone is to make somebody drunk.
Samus: Knowing those four. Any shit can happen.
Zelda: Yes. Indeed. *She stares at Link very hard*
TBC.......