~Melee Building+Girl's sleeping quarters~
The lights are turned out and some giggling is heard.
Zelda: Everyone?
Everyone else: Yes/Yup/Yeah
Zelda: Prepare for....*Clicks Flashlight on face* Truth Or Dare!
Samus: Alright.
Nana: Great.
Daisy: Nice.
Peach: Sweet.
Jigglypuff: Lovely.
Zelda: Hmmm.....OK. Samus, Truth or Dare.
Samus: Truth.
Zelda: What was your worst job?
Samus: Erm....Wendys.
Nana: Yikes.
Peach: Oh My God.
~MB+Boys Sleeping Quarters~
Everyone is either looking out the windows, watching T.V. or Chess.
Roy: *Turns to Fox* Bored.
Fox: Hell yes.
Marth: This is nuts. We may be drunk but being stoned without any fun is insane.
Falco: Hmmm....Dunno what to do.
Kirby: HEY! Wrestling is not Gay.
Pikachu: It is too!
Kirby: No!
Pikachu: YES!
Kirby: NO!
Pikachu: YES!!!
Both: Grrr....*Stand up*
Falco: Oh come on guys. Stop! *Pushes Pikachu and Kirby on their beds*
Link: Hmmmm....should I? *Digs into bag and takes out a walkie talkie and some speakerphones* YES!
Bowser: What are you doing?
Link: Roy our plan! It worked!
Roy: *Looks at walkie Talkie* YES!!!!
Marth: What?
Pichu: What happened?
Link: Me and Roy rigged a walkie Talkie in the Girls room.
Boys: WHAT???
Roy: Yup. They said a Truth or Dare Game would be held. Link Hook the Walkie Talkie to the stereo.
Link: *Hooks the WT to the Stereo and the voices go over the speakers* Set. Listen. *Turns it up*
Samus: Peach, Truth or Dare?
Peach: Truth.
Samus: Ever have sex with Mario?
Boys: *Look at Mario*
Mario: What?
Peach: Yes. Zelda, Truth or Dare?
Zelda: Truth.
Peach: Where was the best place you had sex? And with who? And don't lie. The Detector will tell.
Zelda: Never Mention this okay girls?
Silence. The boys figured the girls nodded.
Zelda: 1 week ago. When Fox and Falco offered me their pot. I tried it and I was stoned right? So I came across Roy and erm...he asked what happened. And I kinda kissed him. We had sex...in his room.
Gasps from the girls.
The boys have a couple shocked faces. Roy buried his face in his hands. Marth chuckled. Link was angry.
Fox: *Turned to Roy* You had sex with Zelda?
Falco: HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!
Fox: You are the Screw Master!
Roy: How could she say it was the best?!! *Still shocked* She was friggin stoned. *Turns to Fox* You gave her that shit....
Falco: And you took advantage so don't blame us.
Fox: So thats why I didn't see you that afternoon. You were Fucking Zelda?
Falco: Double Screw Master!
Roy: SHUT UP!!
Boys all whoop for Zelda and Roy.
Zelda: *Sigh* Daisy. What was the most horrible place you had sex? And with who?
Daisy: I would say Luigi right off the back but then again...Mario, last year. November. 14th. Public Restrooms in coney Island.
Girls gasp.
Luigi: *Furious* Mario you had sex with Daisy?!!
Mario: Er...yeah..it was a 5 minute thing.
Fox: And very Graphic.
Peach: You nver had sex with mario!!!!
Daisy: I just said I did. Did the Lie detector go off??!! No! OK THEN!! SHUT UP!
Peach: *Sigh* I thought Mario was loyal to me.
D.K.: Doesn't she mean Royal?
Mario: Fuck you!
Link: HEY!!
Daisy: OK Peach Truth Or Dare?
Peach: Truth.
Daisy: Did you ever sleep with anyone other than Mario? And In the Process, Who?
Peach: I never slept with anyone other than Mario or Luigi.
Lie Detector Goes off.
Daisy: DID YOU SAY LUIGI!??!?!?!
Samus: DAISY! STOP! Shes lying.
Peach: OK, other than Mario, Luigi and Marth.
Mario: What the Fuck Marth???!?!?!?! Your now screwing my girl??
Marth: I did not. Shes fucking lying. That piece of Shit machine is fucked up.
Roy: Stop cursing. You know the boss's rules. After the party. No cursing.
Mario: *Sits down looking like a bomb ready to blow*
Peach: Truth Or Dare Nana?
Nana: Truth.
Luigi: They might as well be playing a game called truth!
Boys: Shut up!
Peach: Your to little to sleep with someone so whos your crush.
Nana: I've slept with some one before.
Peach: I mean sex.
Nana: I know.
Fox: For all the virgins in the room. Get a life. I'm suspecting one of yall raped her.
Boys: Fuck you!
Peach: Al...alright. Who...? And when.....wh...when?
The Girls Mutter.
Nana: Well, It was......
Walkie Talkie fizzes.
Falco: Fix the shit. It's our only entertainment.
Link: *Takes a screwdriver and uses it on the walkie Talkie* There....
Peach: You and him!!! Unbelivable.
Nana: As long a Popo doesn't find out. I'm okay with telling you girls.
Falco: Who did it!??! *Looks at room* Who did it?!
All the boys shrug.
Fox: One of yall is lying! Unless, its her brother.
Bowser: Now, your thinking nasty.
Link: Speaking of him, where is he?
Roy: Shower. Shoulda been back by now.
Walkie talkie fizzes.
Zelda: What was that? I heard static.
Samus: Truth.
Nana: Who did you sleep with?
Samus: Easy. Fox. Oh yes. Captian Falcon.
Link: Oohhh...
Roy: Get em...
Fox: I screwed Samus!!
Falco: Shoulda gave me some of that.
CF: She was sweet right? *High Fives Fox*
Fox: Sweet as my Marajuana!
CF: Oh...*Ponders*
Marth: Slooooooooooooowwww...
Samus: Well, Jigglypuff.
JP: I'm a virgin so forget the question.
Samus: Whos your crush.
JP: Easy. The boy who I'm on a date with next week.
Kirby: Ya heard. Ya heard. Fo Real.
JP: Pikachu.
Kirby: Fuckin what?!?!
Roy: Watch your mouth!
Pikachu: Admit defeat Kirby!
Kirby: Admit one: This into your mouth!!!*Punches Pikachu in the face, hard*
Pikachu retaliates with a fist himself.
Pikachu and Kirby fight up unti Fox, Falco, Mario and D.K. seperate them.
Peach: Whats that banging?
Zelda: Probably the boys having a scuffle.
Scuffle? Heck no. More like a real Wrestlemania. EVERYONE who had some beef took it out on their rival. In other words...Bar fight, without the bar.
JP: Sounds like they're rumbling.
Walkie Talkie Dies.
Everyone stops rumbling and settles into their beds.
Link: Roy, I will never forgive you for taking advantage of Zelda. You Dickless Retarded Fuckhole. Anymore shit and I will Kick you ass!
Everyone gets silent. Marth didn't even bother with Link's cursing. Neither did Roy.
TBC.....
The lights are turned out and some giggling is heard.
Zelda: Everyone?
Everyone else: Yes/Yup/Yeah
Zelda: Prepare for....*Clicks Flashlight on face* Truth Or Dare!
Samus: Alright.
Nana: Great.
Daisy: Nice.
Peach: Sweet.
Jigglypuff: Lovely.
Zelda: Hmmm.....OK. Samus, Truth or Dare.
Samus: Truth.
Zelda: What was your worst job?
Samus: Erm....Wendys.
Nana: Yikes.
Peach: Oh My God.
~MB+Boys Sleeping Quarters~
Everyone is either looking out the windows, watching T.V. or Chess.
Roy: *Turns to Fox* Bored.
Fox: Hell yes.
Marth: This is nuts. We may be drunk but being stoned without any fun is insane.
Falco: Hmmm....Dunno what to do.
Kirby: HEY! Wrestling is not Gay.
Pikachu: It is too!
Kirby: No!
Pikachu: YES!
Kirby: NO!
Pikachu: YES!!!
Both: Grrr....*Stand up*
Falco: Oh come on guys. Stop! *Pushes Pikachu and Kirby on their beds*
Link: Hmmmm....should I? *Digs into bag and takes out a walkie talkie and some speakerphones* YES!
Bowser: What are you doing?
Link: Roy our plan! It worked!
Roy: *Looks at walkie Talkie* YES!!!!
Marth: What?
Pichu: What happened?
Link: Me and Roy rigged a walkie Talkie in the Girls room.
Boys: WHAT???
Roy: Yup. They said a Truth or Dare Game would be held. Link Hook the Walkie Talkie to the stereo.
Link: *Hooks the WT to the Stereo and the voices go over the speakers* Set. Listen. *Turns it up*
Samus: Peach, Truth or Dare?
Peach: Truth.
Samus: Ever have sex with Mario?
Boys: *Look at Mario*
Mario: What?
Peach: Yes. Zelda, Truth or Dare?
Zelda: Truth.
Peach: Where was the best place you had sex? And with who? And don't lie. The Detector will tell.
Zelda: Never Mention this okay girls?
Silence. The boys figured the girls nodded.
Zelda: 1 week ago. When Fox and Falco offered me their pot. I tried it and I was stoned right? So I came across Roy and erm...he asked what happened. And I kinda kissed him. We had sex...in his room.
Gasps from the girls.
The boys have a couple shocked faces. Roy buried his face in his hands. Marth chuckled. Link was angry.
Fox: *Turned to Roy* You had sex with Zelda?
Falco: HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!
Fox: You are the Screw Master!
Roy: How could she say it was the best?!! *Still shocked* She was friggin stoned. *Turns to Fox* You gave her that shit....
Falco: And you took advantage so don't blame us.
Fox: So thats why I didn't see you that afternoon. You were Fucking Zelda?
Falco: Double Screw Master!
Roy: SHUT UP!!
Boys all whoop for Zelda and Roy.
Zelda: *Sigh* Daisy. What was the most horrible place you had sex? And with who?
Daisy: I would say Luigi right off the back but then again...Mario, last year. November. 14th. Public Restrooms in coney Island.
Girls gasp.
Luigi: *Furious* Mario you had sex with Daisy?!!
Mario: Er...yeah..it was a 5 minute thing.
Fox: And very Graphic.
Peach: You nver had sex with mario!!!!
Daisy: I just said I did. Did the Lie detector go off??!! No! OK THEN!! SHUT UP!
Peach: *Sigh* I thought Mario was loyal to me.
D.K.: Doesn't she mean Royal?
Mario: Fuck you!
Link: HEY!!
Daisy: OK Peach Truth Or Dare?
Peach: Truth.
Daisy: Did you ever sleep with anyone other than Mario? And In the Process, Who?
Peach: I never slept with anyone other than Mario or Luigi.
Lie Detector Goes off.
Daisy: DID YOU SAY LUIGI!??!?!?!
Samus: DAISY! STOP! Shes lying.
Peach: OK, other than Mario, Luigi and Marth.
Mario: What the Fuck Marth???!?!?!?! Your now screwing my girl??
Marth: I did not. Shes fucking lying. That piece of Shit machine is fucked up.
Roy: Stop cursing. You know the boss's rules. After the party. No cursing.
Mario: *Sits down looking like a bomb ready to blow*
Peach: Truth Or Dare Nana?
Nana: Truth.
Luigi: They might as well be playing a game called truth!
Boys: Shut up!
Peach: Your to little to sleep with someone so whos your crush.
Nana: I've slept with some one before.
Peach: I mean sex.
Nana: I know.
Fox: For all the virgins in the room. Get a life. I'm suspecting one of yall raped her.
Boys: Fuck you!
Peach: Al...alright. Who...? And when.....wh...when?
The Girls Mutter.
Nana: Well, It was......
Walkie Talkie fizzes.
Falco: Fix the shit. It's our only entertainment.
Link: *Takes a screwdriver and uses it on the walkie Talkie* There....
Peach: You and him!!! Unbelivable.
Nana: As long a Popo doesn't find out. I'm okay with telling you girls.
Falco: Who did it!??! *Looks at room* Who did it?!
All the boys shrug.
Fox: One of yall is lying! Unless, its her brother.
Bowser: Now, your thinking nasty.
Link: Speaking of him, where is he?
Roy: Shower. Shoulda been back by now.
Walkie talkie fizzes.
Zelda: What was that? I heard static.
Samus: Truth.
Nana: Who did you sleep with?
Samus: Easy. Fox. Oh yes. Captian Falcon.
Link: Oohhh...
Roy: Get em...
Fox: I screwed Samus!!
Falco: Shoulda gave me some of that.
CF: She was sweet right? *High Fives Fox*
Fox: Sweet as my Marajuana!
CF: Oh...*Ponders*
Marth: Slooooooooooooowwww...
Samus: Well, Jigglypuff.
JP: I'm a virgin so forget the question.
Samus: Whos your crush.
JP: Easy. The boy who I'm on a date with next week.
Kirby: Ya heard. Ya heard. Fo Real.
JP: Pikachu.
Kirby: Fuckin what?!?!
Roy: Watch your mouth!
Pikachu: Admit defeat Kirby!
Kirby: Admit one: This into your mouth!!!*Punches Pikachu in the face, hard*
Pikachu retaliates with a fist himself.
Pikachu and Kirby fight up unti Fox, Falco, Mario and D.K. seperate them.
Peach: Whats that banging?
Zelda: Probably the boys having a scuffle.
Scuffle? Heck no. More like a real Wrestlemania. EVERYONE who had some beef took it out on their rival. In other words...Bar fight, without the bar.
JP: Sounds like they're rumbling.
Walkie Talkie Dies.
Everyone stops rumbling and settles into their beds.
Link: Roy, I will never forgive you for taking advantage of Zelda. You Dickless Retarded Fuckhole. Anymore shit and I will Kick you ass!
Everyone gets silent. Marth didn't even bother with Link's cursing. Neither did Roy.
TBC.....