~Melee Building-Dec. 11th Wednesday 9:41 A.M.+CR~
Everybody is getting ready to travel to the VG Arena. Turns out a coach bus will take them. They were schedualed to be there in 7 hours. 7 LONG Hours. The Hate from the Truth Or Dare still raged on between the Smashers. Luckily there wasn't anything else to make the boss angry. He allowed everyone to participate.
Roy, Fox, Falco, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Popo and Zelda were up for time. It was their turn to load their stuff.
Fox: This is ultamate suckage. *Puts bags into compartment above seat* The Boss said we wern't taking the bus all the way.
Daisy: So how are we gonna get there?
Fox: Bus, Plane, Train, Ship.
Zelda: Thats stupid.
Fox: He said the place is Air and Land restricted. Which means no transportation by air and no transportation by land. It's an island.
Falco: *Rushes on the bus with his stuff* Come on! We got to ask Pichu for his Korn CDs!
Fox: What for?
Falco: Stealage.
Roy: Woah! Better not steal Pichu's Cds. He'll go buck wild on ya'll.
Falco: Nah. We're gonna pretend to steal. It's part of our Plan # 184.
Roy: Plan 184? OH YEAH! I forgot. That was almost 2 weeks ago.
Popo: Whats Plan # 184.
Fox: Can't tell ya. Secret.
Popo: I can keep secrets.
Falco: Wrong. Everyone knows that you have the biggest mouth around! You'll tell half the world before the day ends.
Fox: You didn't even keep Secret 612!
Zelda: Whats with all the numbers?
Fox: SSC.
Peach: What?
Roy: Secret Stoner Code.
Peach: Oh.....erm.
Marth: *Walks on the bus* Carry out Plan 184! *Runs off bus*
Roy: YES!!!! *Runs off with Fox and Falco*
Peach: This is gonna be insane.
Zelda: Yeah....
~Outside Melee Building-Couple hours later~
Bus Driver: Everyone ready?
Smashers: YES!!
Bus Driver: Hold on! *Pushes lever*
A loud Bang was heard and another one. The 2 bangs were followed by a smack, a ouch and curse.
Roy: YES!!!! *Sees Link rubbing his cheek and Daisy staring angry at him* Alright!
Fox walks in with a folded piece of paper in his hands.
Roy: What's that? *Points to paper*
Fox: A Character Determiner. I used Pikachu's electricity and Ness' PK Energy to create it.
Roy looked at the paper. There were 5 circles that said push. There were words above them. Love, Friend, Garbage, Dojor and loser.
Roy: What do you do? Press the spot where it says push?
Fox: Yeah.
Roy: Fine. *Pushes the spot that says Garbage and the mager magically unfolded itself, it now said Boy and Girl* Press?
Fox: Yup.
Roy: *Presses girl and the paper folds up*
Fox: Say a number from 1 to 6.
Roy: 4!
Fox: You just said Zelda was Garbage.
Falco, Marth and Pichu who were just watching burst out laughing.
Roy: REAL funny Fox. Excellent humor.
Fox: Try lover.
Roy: *Presses Lover*
Fox: Choose a number from 1 to 8.
Roy: 8.
Fox: You're destined to love....hey....I didn't know there was a random change after each....It says Zelda again.
Roy: Oh that's grimey to the bone.
Fox: Try Dojor.
Roy: *Pressed Dojor and Boy*
Fox: Choose a number from 1 to 13.
Roy: 1.
Fox: Falco.
Roy: YES!!! *Turns to Falco* Do your Dojor work before I put you in that Dojor status. *Points to shoes*
Falco: It doesn't take effect until I become eliminated from the Tornament. If thats what happens.
Roy: Yeah. We gotta get on a train soon. Then a Plane. Then a boat.
Fox: The bus ride is the shortest. The cruise is 5 hours long. The plane ride is 2 hours long. The train ride is 45 minutes.
Falco: Sweetful.
The bus stops at a train station that has a sign that says: Take Z Train to Ristricted Area Airport.
~Z Train~
The smash fighters re preparing for their 45 minute ride. Zelda and Samus decided to take a compartment to themslves to talk. Yoshi, Pikachu grabbed a compartment and battled by Yo momma jokes. Impressing the young ones on the train.
Roy, Marth, Fox, Falco, Kirby and Pichu took a compartment and teased Roy with his fondness over Zelda.
Link and Young Link took a compartment and discussed brotherly things.
The rest besides the Giants(DK and Bowser) and Legends(Gannondorf and Mewtwo) stayed outside to stretch out and explore.
~Z Train+The SS Compartment~
Roy: I told ya'll I don't like Zelda.
Falco: Right, so you slept with her for no reason.
Roy: Well, about that event. I actually, never had sex with her. We went to sleep together but no sex.
Fox: Dude, screw 'er before Link gets the goods.
Roy: Link is pissed with me already. He thinks I screwed his girl.
Pichu: Zelda is not his girl so he can be pissed all he wants. He ain't got no rights to.
Kirby: Think for a second.....Sorry mission Impossible... Link likes Zelda. Period. Didn't you think that was funny. Being angry uncovered his feelings for Link. Listen...be honest. These assclowns won't laugh. Do you like Zelda?
Roy: Errr.....Depends.
Kirby: What the fuck you mean? Depends?
Roy: What kind of like.
Pichu: Do you like her as a friend or romantically.
Roy: Um.......
Falco: WELL?!
Roy: Romantically.
Fox: Freak yeah!
Pichu: OK. So you have your crush.
Roy: Hey pichu. What about you.
Pichu: Me? No crushes. I think that load is crappage. Rather have my drugs. End of Story. I hate that mushy crap. And I loath making out.
Marth: No romance for you eh?
Pichu: What did I say? -Pissed-
Kirby: Oh yeah. Remind me to fuck up your Brother Pichu. He stole my date.
Fox: Yeah I saw that. Extra sweet. Pikachu kissed JP at the end. Kirby got some Worthless competition.
Kirby: Screw you.
Roy: Uh....I'll Be back. *walks out compartment leaving his group members to tease Kirby*
Roy: *Looks around and sees half the roster stretching* Un-Freakin- belivable
Roy walks past the rest of the compartments to the end of the train. He listens to some of them. He hears Zelda in the last one. He peeks through the keyhole and sees Zelda just getting off her cell phone. Roy hurries away as Zelda comes out and goes to a Pay Phone. 4 minutes later Roy comes out of the mens room and lookes at his watch. He sees Zelda looking for a quarter.
Roy: *Takes out a quarter and gives out to Zelda* Here.
Zelda: Thanks. Thanks alot. *Picks up phone, inserts quarter and dials number*
Roy walks past Zelda after smelling her perfume and goes back to his compartment.
Fox: Dude. Where were you?
Roy looks at his watch and sees that 20 minutes have passed.
Roy: Whoah. Must of been at the phone booth for longer than I thought.
Marth: I saw you. You gave Zelda that quarter to use the phone and call her cousin. Then you stood there for mad long.
Roy: -Blushing- Shut up!
Falco: Yeah its pretty funny that you like Zelda. Out of all people.
Fox: I've uncovered Roy's crush thanks to my CD. And not the compact ones.
Falco: *Turns to fox* Dude, lets go check out the peeps outside.
Fox: Fo real. My CD will set out their weak spots.
Both Fox and Falco run out the compartment.
Roy and Marth played a game of Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Cards. Roy won 3 and Marth won 2.
Out side....Fox and Falco were trying the CD on anybody around.
Fox: Come on Mario! Try it! We even discovered Roy's crush with this.
Falco: I still can't belive he likes Zelda.
It had to be the moment that Link had come back from the Bath Room that falco said that. It HAD TO BE.....
Link: Roy likes Zelda?!?!
Falco and Fox: Ooops!!!!
Falco and Fox ran into the compartment where Pichu was listening to "Follow the leader" and Kirby was too, with a second pair of headphones.
Falco: ROY!
Roy: What?
Fox: We were trying out the CD and we were trying to convince Mario...
Falco: So I said that we tested Roy and found your crush...
Fox: And we told him as soon as Link walked by...
Falco: He was surprised and asked us if we were saying the sentence right.
Fox And Falco: AND NOW HE KNOWS YOU LIKE ZELDA!!!!
Roy: WHAT?!?! The FUCK! I will never tell you fuckers shit ever again!
Fox: Do you know what you have to do?
Roy: Yes. Time to prepare my defense. Link will be on my tail until the tornaments over. And thats a maybe. =I think its time to get out my brand new invisibility machine!=
Everybody is getting ready to travel to the VG Arena. Turns out a coach bus will take them. They were schedualed to be there in 7 hours. 7 LONG Hours. The Hate from the Truth Or Dare still raged on between the Smashers. Luckily there wasn't anything else to make the boss angry. He allowed everyone to participate.
Roy, Fox, Falco, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Popo and Zelda were up for time. It was their turn to load their stuff.
Fox: This is ultamate suckage. *Puts bags into compartment above seat* The Boss said we wern't taking the bus all the way.
Daisy: So how are we gonna get there?
Fox: Bus, Plane, Train, Ship.
Zelda: Thats stupid.
Fox: He said the place is Air and Land restricted. Which means no transportation by air and no transportation by land. It's an island.
Falco: *Rushes on the bus with his stuff* Come on! We got to ask Pichu for his Korn CDs!
Fox: What for?
Falco: Stealage.
Roy: Woah! Better not steal Pichu's Cds. He'll go buck wild on ya'll.
Falco: Nah. We're gonna pretend to steal. It's part of our Plan # 184.
Roy: Plan 184? OH YEAH! I forgot. That was almost 2 weeks ago.
Popo: Whats Plan # 184.
Fox: Can't tell ya. Secret.
Popo: I can keep secrets.
Falco: Wrong. Everyone knows that you have the biggest mouth around! You'll tell half the world before the day ends.
Fox: You didn't even keep Secret 612!
Zelda: Whats with all the numbers?
Fox: SSC.
Peach: What?
Roy: Secret Stoner Code.
Peach: Oh.....erm.
Marth: *Walks on the bus* Carry out Plan 184! *Runs off bus*
Roy: YES!!!! *Runs off with Fox and Falco*
Peach: This is gonna be insane.
Zelda: Yeah....
~Outside Melee Building-Couple hours later~
Bus Driver: Everyone ready?
Smashers: YES!!
Bus Driver: Hold on! *Pushes lever*
A loud Bang was heard and another one. The 2 bangs were followed by a smack, a ouch and curse.
Roy: YES!!!! *Sees Link rubbing his cheek and Daisy staring angry at him* Alright!
Fox walks in with a folded piece of paper in his hands.
Roy: What's that? *Points to paper*
Fox: A Character Determiner. I used Pikachu's electricity and Ness' PK Energy to create it.
Roy looked at the paper. There were 5 circles that said push. There were words above them. Love, Friend, Garbage, Dojor and loser.
Roy: What do you do? Press the spot where it says push?
Fox: Yeah.
Roy: Fine. *Pushes the spot that says Garbage and the mager magically unfolded itself, it now said Boy and Girl* Press?
Fox: Yup.
Roy: *Presses girl and the paper folds up*
Fox: Say a number from 1 to 6.
Roy: 4!
Fox: You just said Zelda was Garbage.
Falco, Marth and Pichu who were just watching burst out laughing.
Roy: REAL funny Fox. Excellent humor.
Fox: Try lover.
Roy: *Presses Lover*
Fox: Choose a number from 1 to 8.
Roy: 8.
Fox: You're destined to love....hey....I didn't know there was a random change after each....It says Zelda again.
Roy: Oh that's grimey to the bone.
Fox: Try Dojor.
Roy: *Pressed Dojor and Boy*
Fox: Choose a number from 1 to 13.
Roy: 1.
Fox: Falco.
Roy: YES!!! *Turns to Falco* Do your Dojor work before I put you in that Dojor status. *Points to shoes*
Falco: It doesn't take effect until I become eliminated from the Tornament. If thats what happens.
Roy: Yeah. We gotta get on a train soon. Then a Plane. Then a boat.
Fox: The bus ride is the shortest. The cruise is 5 hours long. The plane ride is 2 hours long. The train ride is 45 minutes.
Falco: Sweetful.
The bus stops at a train station that has a sign that says: Take Z Train to Ristricted Area Airport.
~Z Train~
The smash fighters re preparing for their 45 minute ride. Zelda and Samus decided to take a compartment to themslves to talk. Yoshi, Pikachu grabbed a compartment and battled by Yo momma jokes. Impressing the young ones on the train.
Roy, Marth, Fox, Falco, Kirby and Pichu took a compartment and teased Roy with his fondness over Zelda.
Link and Young Link took a compartment and discussed brotherly things.
The rest besides the Giants(DK and Bowser) and Legends(Gannondorf and Mewtwo) stayed outside to stretch out and explore.
~Z Train+The SS Compartment~
Roy: I told ya'll I don't like Zelda.
Falco: Right, so you slept with her for no reason.
Roy: Well, about that event. I actually, never had sex with her. We went to sleep together but no sex.
Fox: Dude, screw 'er before Link gets the goods.
Roy: Link is pissed with me already. He thinks I screwed his girl.
Pichu: Zelda is not his girl so he can be pissed all he wants. He ain't got no rights to.
Kirby: Think for a second.....Sorry mission Impossible... Link likes Zelda. Period. Didn't you think that was funny. Being angry uncovered his feelings for Link. Listen...be honest. These assclowns won't laugh. Do you like Zelda?
Roy: Errr.....Depends.
Kirby: What the fuck you mean? Depends?
Roy: What kind of like.
Pichu: Do you like her as a friend or romantically.
Roy: Um.......
Falco: WELL?!
Roy: Romantically.
Fox: Freak yeah!
Pichu: OK. So you have your crush.
Roy: Hey pichu. What about you.
Pichu: Me? No crushes. I think that load is crappage. Rather have my drugs. End of Story. I hate that mushy crap. And I loath making out.
Marth: No romance for you eh?
Pichu: What did I say? -Pissed-
Kirby: Oh yeah. Remind me to fuck up your Brother Pichu. He stole my date.
Fox: Yeah I saw that. Extra sweet. Pikachu kissed JP at the end. Kirby got some Worthless competition.
Kirby: Screw you.
Roy: Uh....I'll Be back. *walks out compartment leaving his group members to tease Kirby*
Roy: *Looks around and sees half the roster stretching* Un-Freakin- belivable
Roy walks past the rest of the compartments to the end of the train. He listens to some of them. He hears Zelda in the last one. He peeks through the keyhole and sees Zelda just getting off her cell phone. Roy hurries away as Zelda comes out and goes to a Pay Phone. 4 minutes later Roy comes out of the mens room and lookes at his watch. He sees Zelda looking for a quarter.
Roy: *Takes out a quarter and gives out to Zelda* Here.
Zelda: Thanks. Thanks alot. *Picks up phone, inserts quarter and dials number*
Roy walks past Zelda after smelling her perfume and goes back to his compartment.
Fox: Dude. Where were you?
Roy looks at his watch and sees that 20 minutes have passed.
Roy: Whoah. Must of been at the phone booth for longer than I thought.
Marth: I saw you. You gave Zelda that quarter to use the phone and call her cousin. Then you stood there for mad long.
Roy: -Blushing- Shut up!
Falco: Yeah its pretty funny that you like Zelda. Out of all people.
Fox: I've uncovered Roy's crush thanks to my CD. And not the compact ones.
Falco: *Turns to fox* Dude, lets go check out the peeps outside.
Fox: Fo real. My CD will set out their weak spots.
Both Fox and Falco run out the compartment.
Roy and Marth played a game of Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Cards. Roy won 3 and Marth won 2.
Out side....Fox and Falco were trying the CD on anybody around.
Fox: Come on Mario! Try it! We even discovered Roy's crush with this.
Falco: I still can't belive he likes Zelda.
It had to be the moment that Link had come back from the Bath Room that falco said that. It HAD TO BE.....
Link: Roy likes Zelda?!?!
Falco and Fox: Ooops!!!!
Falco and Fox ran into the compartment where Pichu was listening to "Follow the leader" and Kirby was too, with a second pair of headphones.
Falco: ROY!
Roy: What?
Fox: We were trying out the CD and we were trying to convince Mario...
Falco: So I said that we tested Roy and found your crush...
Fox: And we told him as soon as Link walked by...
Falco: He was surprised and asked us if we were saying the sentence right.
Fox And Falco: AND NOW HE KNOWS YOU LIKE ZELDA!!!!
Roy: WHAT?!?! The FUCK! I will never tell you fuckers shit ever again!
Fox: Do you know what you have to do?
Roy: Yes. Time to prepare my defense. Link will be on my tail until the tornaments over. And thats a maybe. =I think its time to get out my brand new invisibility machine!=