~The Jungle~
Wild noises of forest animals are heard all around. The smashers lay on the floor unconcious. Young Link's eyes stir up and he wakes to see Popo and Kirby getting up.
Kirby: No....we're in the Jungle.
Popo: Why me?
YL: Cause you suck.
Popo: No you suck.
Kirby: You both suck!
YL: You suck the most. Literally!
Bushes rustle. YL, Popo and Kirby turn to see Samus.
Samus: What are you doing here?!?!?!
Kirby: We got sucked into the forest.
Samus: How? All of you?
Popo: Listen. What we're about to say you are not supossed to know.
Kirby: 2 years ago in mushroom kingdom. Some people stumbled over a game in a suitcase. They opened the suitcase and showed the Royal family. Mario, Luigi, Me, Ness, Peach and Peach's father played the game. All the weird stuff happened. Animals, Natural causes and teleportation.
By now Zelda had stumbled into their area and woke everyone up just in time to listen to Kirby's story.
Kirby: Before we could make everything dissapear by finishing the game. The King of Mushroom Kingdom; Peach's father was sucked into the jungle. We couldn't remember his clue and we thought when we finish the game he would come back. Nope. We finished the game and sorrowed at the loss. The next day we chucked the game into the fire.
Popo: Tell them about out creation's origin.
Kirby: About 6 months ago we came across the letter that was written to Jumanji. We decided to create our own version. When we finished it. We played it. Popo, Nana, Ness, me and Young Link. Since Young Link did the creation and we did the pieces, jungle, rules and clues. Young Link did the first turn. A clue came up that we didn't inject into the game. A deadly and vicious one. It was about the destruction on Melee world. We couldn't figure out the clue. We sliced the figures off and destroyed the orb. 10 minutes later another orb appeared. We put the game in a suitcase, under sand and we threw it in an underground passage. I hid a note in the ground for the person not to follow the drums the game made. Now you've uncovered it again.
Popo: 1 month later they built the Golden Dome over the underground passage.
Link: Now what?
Kirby: We finish the game. If we don't.....we won't return.
Roy takes the game out the bushes and sets it down in front.
Marth: My turn.....12....wow. 18 more spaces.....You must seek, you must destroy, it is deadly, not a toy.
A roar is heard in a distance.
Marth: Panther.......
Link: Oh hell no!
A panther jumps out of the bushes and attacks Marth.
Marth slices at it and misses. He tries again and connects. The panther runs to Marth and pushes out it's claws Marth blocks and stabs. The panther dies and withers up.
Marth: Let's hurry. 12......Again! Man 6 more spaces!!!
Roy: Alright Marth! Huh? Lightning strikes, you're in range, 3 more strikes and you won't change.
Marth: Well thats.....ARGH!!!
Marth begins to blur like a Digital cause. A rumble of Thunder is heard.
Link: We have to leave!
Samus: Why?
KirbY: The lightning has to strike Marth.......NOT THE GAME!!!
Zelda: No.....oh boy............
Everyone except Marth leaves.....lightning strikes Marth. Half of him is dissapearing.
Roy: *takes out a can* MARTH! *Throws water on Marth and goes back to take cover in the bushes*
Strike two and Marth only has his hand in reality. Strike three and Marth is completly blur. Nobody can hear what he says. Marth then appears back in reality.
Marth: Yes. *The smashers move back to Marth* Time to finish this.
Mario: C'mon. 6 more spaces........
Link: You can do it..........
Marth: *Rolls a 2 and a 3* DAMN!! The pain it's cause, cannot amount, to the guess, of it's mount. I have to guess thisa creature's moutian?! Kirby help me out.
Kirby: Well, there are 4 monutians with 4 beasts. 1 on each. They destroy intruders so we better hurry. One is a Dragon. One is a Giant. One is a serpant and one is a Giant Lion.
Marth: Names?
Kirby: Mt. Hidolna, Mt. Cyprotizzm, Mt. Alpha and Mt. Zizzoldinianllanaole.
Marth: What? Mt. What?
Kirby: Zizzoldinianllanaole.
Marth: Zizzold...inian....llana....ole??
The game clue clears and "Yes" appears. The next thing they know the smashers are in a cave.
Kirby: Now.....we have to fight the giant.
Everyone except YL, Popo, Ness and Kirby: WHAT?!?!?!
Kirby: Rules say that if you are 1 space away on the first turn then you must fight ultamate evil to get an extra space.
Zelda: What if we fail.
Kirby: A random player must...um....Perish.......er....Die.
They all put thier heads down.
Link: How big is the giant?
Kirby: 723 feet 5 inches.
Link's eyes widen.
Roy: What kind of fucking things were going through you mind when you made these rules?
Kirby: It ws supossed to be 178 feet but someone put a curse on the game.
YL: There's a catch though...........we must beat The Alpha Mountian.
Link: Okay.....er....great.
Popo: We are in Alpha mountian! The entrance.
The Remaining Smashers go the opposite way of the entrance. They're in a circular room with lava around them. They enter the next room to find it guarded with oxen.
Mario take care of the oxen. In the next room 8 Panthers attack. They all saly the panthers after trouble with a red one. The next room has two mini giants the size of Appox. 175 feet.. Link and Marth take down one and Kirby, YL and Roy take down the second.
Kirby: Two more rooms.
the next room had a bridge and White Lava surronding a square platform. The Smashers cross the bridge and it shuts leavng the entrance to the top of the mountian. They stood in the middle and a HUGE Bird flies from the other side. Another bird comes from the lava and another some through the ceiling.
Kirby: The three element birds.....Fire, Ice and electricity. Pheonix, Freeze and Spark.
Samus: We have to battle them?
Kirby: No. They will help us with the giant. Come....*runs up the staircase on the other side to see a huge man on far ground* We wish to battle you for our freedom. You piece of shit! *sees that everyone followed*
Giant: Well, let's see you defeat me.
Kirby: You're on you fucking dick eater!
The three birds attack the giant along with the smashers. Almost 40 minutes later the giant had fallen.
The Smashers rejoiced. They did it. They conquered the game. On the board in the main lobby. Marth's figure moved up one space. In a couple of flashes they were back at the Golden Dome Arena and they were happy.
~Golden Dome Arena-2 hours later~
Link: I'm so glad that's over.
Roy: Yeah.
Marth: No more Jumanji. *sees Jumanji on the floor* NO!!! It's still here!
Roy picks up the pieces and throws the figure pieces into the river. Link throws the die in the river. Marth picks up the game and walks off.
Link: Where is he going?
Roy: I don't know. Listen though. Link. What ever Fox and Falco said wasn't true. I do not like Zelda.
Link: I know. I know.
Roy: It's just that you were angry when she lied and said I had sex with her so....
Link: Forget it dude. Let's just get on with our lives.
Roy: OK.
Roy and Link walk off the smae way Marth did.
TBC
Wild noises of forest animals are heard all around. The smashers lay on the floor unconcious. Young Link's eyes stir up and he wakes to see Popo and Kirby getting up.
Kirby: No....we're in the Jungle.
Popo: Why me?
YL: Cause you suck.
Popo: No you suck.
Kirby: You both suck!
YL: You suck the most. Literally!
Bushes rustle. YL, Popo and Kirby turn to see Samus.
Samus: What are you doing here?!?!?!
Kirby: We got sucked into the forest.
Samus: How? All of you?
Popo: Listen. What we're about to say you are not supossed to know.
Kirby: 2 years ago in mushroom kingdom. Some people stumbled over a game in a suitcase. They opened the suitcase and showed the Royal family. Mario, Luigi, Me, Ness, Peach and Peach's father played the game. All the weird stuff happened. Animals, Natural causes and teleportation.
By now Zelda had stumbled into their area and woke everyone up just in time to listen to Kirby's story.
Kirby: Before we could make everything dissapear by finishing the game. The King of Mushroom Kingdom; Peach's father was sucked into the jungle. We couldn't remember his clue and we thought when we finish the game he would come back. Nope. We finished the game and sorrowed at the loss. The next day we chucked the game into the fire.
Popo: Tell them about out creation's origin.
Kirby: About 6 months ago we came across the letter that was written to Jumanji. We decided to create our own version. When we finished it. We played it. Popo, Nana, Ness, me and Young Link. Since Young Link did the creation and we did the pieces, jungle, rules and clues. Young Link did the first turn. A clue came up that we didn't inject into the game. A deadly and vicious one. It was about the destruction on Melee world. We couldn't figure out the clue. We sliced the figures off and destroyed the orb. 10 minutes later another orb appeared. We put the game in a suitcase, under sand and we threw it in an underground passage. I hid a note in the ground for the person not to follow the drums the game made. Now you've uncovered it again.
Popo: 1 month later they built the Golden Dome over the underground passage.
Link: Now what?
Kirby: We finish the game. If we don't.....we won't return.
Roy takes the game out the bushes and sets it down in front.
Marth: My turn.....12....wow. 18 more spaces.....You must seek, you must destroy, it is deadly, not a toy.
A roar is heard in a distance.
Marth: Panther.......
Link: Oh hell no!
A panther jumps out of the bushes and attacks Marth.
Marth slices at it and misses. He tries again and connects. The panther runs to Marth and pushes out it's claws Marth blocks and stabs. The panther dies and withers up.
Marth: Let's hurry. 12......Again! Man 6 more spaces!!!
Roy: Alright Marth! Huh? Lightning strikes, you're in range, 3 more strikes and you won't change.
Marth: Well thats.....ARGH!!!
Marth begins to blur like a Digital cause. A rumble of Thunder is heard.
Link: We have to leave!
Samus: Why?
KirbY: The lightning has to strike Marth.......NOT THE GAME!!!
Zelda: No.....oh boy............
Everyone except Marth leaves.....lightning strikes Marth. Half of him is dissapearing.
Roy: *takes out a can* MARTH! *Throws water on Marth and goes back to take cover in the bushes*
Strike two and Marth only has his hand in reality. Strike three and Marth is completly blur. Nobody can hear what he says. Marth then appears back in reality.
Marth: Yes. *The smashers move back to Marth* Time to finish this.
Mario: C'mon. 6 more spaces........
Link: You can do it..........
Marth: *Rolls a 2 and a 3* DAMN!! The pain it's cause, cannot amount, to the guess, of it's mount. I have to guess thisa creature's moutian?! Kirby help me out.
Kirby: Well, there are 4 monutians with 4 beasts. 1 on each. They destroy intruders so we better hurry. One is a Dragon. One is a Giant. One is a serpant and one is a Giant Lion.
Marth: Names?
Kirby: Mt. Hidolna, Mt. Cyprotizzm, Mt. Alpha and Mt. Zizzoldinianllanaole.
Marth: What? Mt. What?
Kirby: Zizzoldinianllanaole.
Marth: Zizzold...inian....llana....ole??
The game clue clears and "Yes" appears. The next thing they know the smashers are in a cave.
Kirby: Now.....we have to fight the giant.
Everyone except YL, Popo, Ness and Kirby: WHAT?!?!?!
Kirby: Rules say that if you are 1 space away on the first turn then you must fight ultamate evil to get an extra space.
Zelda: What if we fail.
Kirby: A random player must...um....Perish.......er....Die.
They all put thier heads down.
Link: How big is the giant?
Kirby: 723 feet 5 inches.
Link's eyes widen.
Roy: What kind of fucking things were going through you mind when you made these rules?
Kirby: It ws supossed to be 178 feet but someone put a curse on the game.
YL: There's a catch though...........we must beat The Alpha Mountian.
Link: Okay.....er....great.
Popo: We are in Alpha mountian! The entrance.
The Remaining Smashers go the opposite way of the entrance. They're in a circular room with lava around them. They enter the next room to find it guarded with oxen.
Mario take care of the oxen. In the next room 8 Panthers attack. They all saly the panthers after trouble with a red one. The next room has two mini giants the size of Appox. 175 feet.. Link and Marth take down one and Kirby, YL and Roy take down the second.
Kirby: Two more rooms.
the next room had a bridge and White Lava surronding a square platform. The Smashers cross the bridge and it shuts leavng the entrance to the top of the mountian. They stood in the middle and a HUGE Bird flies from the other side. Another bird comes from the lava and another some through the ceiling.
Kirby: The three element birds.....Fire, Ice and electricity. Pheonix, Freeze and Spark.
Samus: We have to battle them?
Kirby: No. They will help us with the giant. Come....*runs up the staircase on the other side to see a huge man on far ground* We wish to battle you for our freedom. You piece of shit! *sees that everyone followed*
Giant: Well, let's see you defeat me.
Kirby: You're on you fucking dick eater!
The three birds attack the giant along with the smashers. Almost 40 minutes later the giant had fallen.
The Smashers rejoiced. They did it. They conquered the game. On the board in the main lobby. Marth's figure moved up one space. In a couple of flashes they were back at the Golden Dome Arena and they were happy.
~Golden Dome Arena-2 hours later~
Link: I'm so glad that's over.
Roy: Yeah.
Marth: No more Jumanji. *sees Jumanji on the floor* NO!!! It's still here!
Roy picks up the pieces and throws the figure pieces into the river. Link throws the die in the river. Marth picks up the game and walks off.
Link: Where is he going?
Roy: I don't know. Listen though. Link. What ever Fox and Falco said wasn't true. I do not like Zelda.
Link: I know. I know.
Roy: It's just that you were angry when she lied and said I had sex with her so....
Link: Forget it dude. Let's just get on with our lives.
Roy: OK.
Roy and Link walk off the smae way Marth did.
TBC