Obligatory disclaimers: I do not own Tenchi Muyo or any of the characters contained there in. I do not own Batman or any of the characters contained there in. The characters are the intellectual property of their respective creators. No profits are being made from this fanfic and it's sole intention is bring (possible) enjoyment to those who read it.
Look both ways before crossing the street. Don't accept either candy or rides from strangers. And your mileage may vary.
Thank you and please enjoy the story.
Tenchi meets The Joker
by Weirdbard
Chapter 2. Wake up call.
Tenchi Masaki was having another typical day in his life. In other words, he awoke to find Ryoko hovering above his bed watching him sleep. After almost a full year of waking to this he managed to keep from yelling and scrambling away and just tiredly said. "Ryoko how many times do I have to tell you not to come into my room while I am asleep?"
"Does this mean I come into your room while you are awake then?" Ryoko asked him in a sultry tone.
Variations of this conversation had occurred almost every single day for the past year so Tenchi didn't bother to overly react to her question.
"Ryoko!" He only said in a warning voice as he threw off his sheets and sat up on the edge of the bed.
Ryoko thought to herself that she was at least making a little progress with Tenchi. At least he didn't stay shaking in the bed clutching his bedclothes with a death grip when she was in his room like he did at first. Now he was at least comfortable enough with her to throw the bedspread off and allow her to see him in his boxer shorts and t shirt.
"Tenchi. I think we are in a rut." Ryoko said in a pouting voice and phased out to reappear sitting beside him in bed a moment later.
Tenchi frowned. This was something new in their usual morning ritual.
"What do you mean?" He asked her.
"Every morning goes the same way." Ryoko answered in mock sadness. "I watch over while you sleep to make sure nothing happens to you at night and every morning you get annoyed with me for doing it. We need to change something." Ryoko sniffed.
Tenchi worried that he may have hurt Ryoko's feelings asked her. "What do you suggest we change?"
"Well for starters, how about this?" Ryoko said and suddenly placing her hand on his right leg she quickly started to slide it up towards his boxer shorts.
"RYOKO!" Tenchi yelled in annoyance.
Ryoko gave a quick laugh and phased out of Tenchi's room. If nothing else she had gotten a rise out of Tenchi this morning. "Not quite the rise I was hoping for but still..." Ryoko thought to herself with a grin as she appeared at the breakfast table.
Ayeka was just rising from the table to march up to Tenchi's room when she heard him yell Ryoko's name but stopped as Ryoko appeared. "What were you doing in Lord Tenchi's room you demon woman?" She screeched at Ryoko.
"Ayeka can I help it if two people in love like to spend time in each other's rooms?" Ryoko said in mock innocence.
"Lord Tenchi is not in love with you and you know it!" Ayeka's voice rose and became shrill.
"Funny. It sure felt like he was in love with me this morning." Ryoko said with a smirk and stressing the felt part.
"What do you mean felt?" Ayeka said her voice nearly going through the roof, taking the bait like Ryoko knew she would.
Mihoshi sitting at the table answered before Ryoko could say anything else. "Why do you let Ryoko get to you like that Ayeka? You know Tenchi is too much of a gentleman to do anything and Ryoko is only saying that to annoy you." Ayeka felt her eyebrow twitch at the way Mihoshi said Tenchi was too much of a gentleman. Mihoshi almost sounded disappointed.
Ayeka pulled herself together. "You are quite right Mihoshi. Everyone knows Tenchi would not do anything like what that demon woman is trying to imply." With that Ayeka sat down at the table again.
Mihoshi looked over at Ryoko. "And Ryoko, you should really stop teasing Ayeka like that! You know how sensitive old maids are to that kind of teasing."
Ayeka her face purpling in rage yelled. "What did you say? I am not an old maid!!!"
Ryoko in a perfect imitation of Ayeka's voice replied. "You are quite right Mihoshi." And then dissolved into a fit of laughter.
Sasami in the kitchen sighed and looked up at Ryo Ohki perched on top of her head. "Sounds like another normal day huh Ryo Ohki?"
The cabbit meowed in the affirmative and both her and Sasami held their breaths and started to silently count. 1. 2. 3. *BOOM* The sound of an explosion rocked the building to be followed by Ayeka's high cackle. "Is that the best you can do monster woman?" Sasami and Ryo Ohki both sighed deeply. Going over to the kitchen counter Sasami picked up a lunch bag and waited by the kitchen door leading outside.
Sure enough a few moments later Tenchi came running into the kitchen. "I can't stop for breakfast Sasami can I just grab something to go?" Tenchi pulled to a halt when he saw Sasami already waiting by the back door with a bag of food for him.
"Gee, maybe Ryoko is correct and we are getting in a rut." Tenchi thought out loud.
Just then a particularly loud explosion rang out from the other room and Tenchi decided that he could wait to think about it more fully later. Grabbing the bag from Sasami, Tenchi thanked her and then was gone to the carrot fields.
Look both ways before crossing the street. Don't accept either candy or rides from strangers. And your mileage may vary.
Thank you and please enjoy the story.
Tenchi meets The Joker
by Weirdbard
Chapter 2. Wake up call.
Tenchi Masaki was having another typical day in his life. In other words, he awoke to find Ryoko hovering above his bed watching him sleep. After almost a full year of waking to this he managed to keep from yelling and scrambling away and just tiredly said. "Ryoko how many times do I have to tell you not to come into my room while I am asleep?"
"Does this mean I come into your room while you are awake then?" Ryoko asked him in a sultry tone.
Variations of this conversation had occurred almost every single day for the past year so Tenchi didn't bother to overly react to her question.
"Ryoko!" He only said in a warning voice as he threw off his sheets and sat up on the edge of the bed.
Ryoko thought to herself that she was at least making a little progress with Tenchi. At least he didn't stay shaking in the bed clutching his bedclothes with a death grip when she was in his room like he did at first. Now he was at least comfortable enough with her to throw the bedspread off and allow her to see him in his boxer shorts and t shirt.
"Tenchi. I think we are in a rut." Ryoko said in a pouting voice and phased out to reappear sitting beside him in bed a moment later.
Tenchi frowned. This was something new in their usual morning ritual.
"What do you mean?" He asked her.
"Every morning goes the same way." Ryoko answered in mock sadness. "I watch over while you sleep to make sure nothing happens to you at night and every morning you get annoyed with me for doing it. We need to change something." Ryoko sniffed.
Tenchi worried that he may have hurt Ryoko's feelings asked her. "What do you suggest we change?"
"Well for starters, how about this?" Ryoko said and suddenly placing her hand on his right leg she quickly started to slide it up towards his boxer shorts.
"RYOKO!" Tenchi yelled in annoyance.
Ryoko gave a quick laugh and phased out of Tenchi's room. If nothing else she had gotten a rise out of Tenchi this morning. "Not quite the rise I was hoping for but still..." Ryoko thought to herself with a grin as she appeared at the breakfast table.
Ayeka was just rising from the table to march up to Tenchi's room when she heard him yell Ryoko's name but stopped as Ryoko appeared. "What were you doing in Lord Tenchi's room you demon woman?" She screeched at Ryoko.
"Ayeka can I help it if two people in love like to spend time in each other's rooms?" Ryoko said in mock innocence.
"Lord Tenchi is not in love with you and you know it!" Ayeka's voice rose and became shrill.
"Funny. It sure felt like he was in love with me this morning." Ryoko said with a smirk and stressing the felt part.
"What do you mean felt?" Ayeka said her voice nearly going through the roof, taking the bait like Ryoko knew she would.
Mihoshi sitting at the table answered before Ryoko could say anything else. "Why do you let Ryoko get to you like that Ayeka? You know Tenchi is too much of a gentleman to do anything and Ryoko is only saying that to annoy you." Ayeka felt her eyebrow twitch at the way Mihoshi said Tenchi was too much of a gentleman. Mihoshi almost sounded disappointed.
Ayeka pulled herself together. "You are quite right Mihoshi. Everyone knows Tenchi would not do anything like what that demon woman is trying to imply." With that Ayeka sat down at the table again.
Mihoshi looked over at Ryoko. "And Ryoko, you should really stop teasing Ayeka like that! You know how sensitive old maids are to that kind of teasing."
Ayeka her face purpling in rage yelled. "What did you say? I am not an old maid!!!"
Ryoko in a perfect imitation of Ayeka's voice replied. "You are quite right Mihoshi." And then dissolved into a fit of laughter.
Sasami in the kitchen sighed and looked up at Ryo Ohki perched on top of her head. "Sounds like another normal day huh Ryo Ohki?"
The cabbit meowed in the affirmative and both her and Sasami held their breaths and started to silently count. 1. 2. 3. *BOOM* The sound of an explosion rocked the building to be followed by Ayeka's high cackle. "Is that the best you can do monster woman?" Sasami and Ryo Ohki both sighed deeply. Going over to the kitchen counter Sasami picked up a lunch bag and waited by the kitchen door leading outside.
Sure enough a few moments later Tenchi came running into the kitchen. "I can't stop for breakfast Sasami can I just grab something to go?" Tenchi pulled to a halt when he saw Sasami already waiting by the back door with a bag of food for him.
"Gee, maybe Ryoko is correct and we are getting in a rut." Tenchi thought out loud.
Just then a particularly loud explosion rang out from the other room and Tenchi decided that he could wait to think about it more fully later. Grabbing the bag from Sasami, Tenchi thanked her and then was gone to the carrot fields.