Somewhere in space 3098 A.D
"What's this?!"Hibiki wondered " Glup Glup..*Sweat drop*Phhhtttt.yuck! Is this a joke?! Hibiki
shouted as banged his fist on the table."Nope. No joke. This is coffee. Men aways drink this in the morning."
Gascogne said sipping her cup."What are you saying that I am not a man?! I'll show you! I will drink 10 cups of this!
Hibiki shouted as he forcefully glup down the black mixture.
*ONE HOUR LATER*
"Mr Alien? Mr Alien?" Dita Shouted as she tried to find hibiki. "Barnette! Have you seen Mr Alien?" Dita asked " Hmm...I have
not seen him since morning. Barnette said " Try his room, he may be there" "Thank you" Dita rushed off
"Beep!" The door slide open. "CCCOOOFFFEEEEE!! I need coffee!" Hibiki shouted as he dances around."Mr Alien? You look horrid! What the hell is wrong with you?"
Dita asked "You need to see Duero!"Dita exclaimed.
*IN THE MEDICAL ROOM*
"Duero !Duero ! You have to come quick! Mr Alien has gone mad!" "Mad?!" Duero said."Hmm.. its no surprise with Dita chasing him around, it is quite understandable"Duro whispered
to him self.
"Nani? Did you say something? Dita asked "N-Nothing *sweat drop* I will be there right away! Duro sad as he rushed out of the room
A Girl popped her head in Hibiki room giggles and said "Paicheck!" News spread quickly " Hibiki the pilot of the vanguard, is dancing around in his room singing: Coffee!oh oh oh my darling
coffee!" A huge crowd gathers around Hibiki's room, giggling and laughing the ass off.Duro arrives when suddenly the alarm goes off.
*CONTROL ROOM*
"Dispatch dread team!" BC commnded. "Er..*giggle* Bc? we have a problem.*giggle* Hibiki is *giggle* in his *laugh* ro-room da-dancing!" Jura stammered
BC *sweat drop* "just send him out he will come to his senses once he see the enemy! I hope."
Pai and the crew dragged a dancing Hibiki and threw him in the vanguard. Once outside the vanguard started doing a sort of chicken dance. Dread team *sweat drop*
everyone can here him singing "Coffee! Oh oh oh my darling coffee!"
"Dita carry out plan A" Meia said "So na! Dita is scared to unite with him now! Dita protested.
"We cannot mix personnal feelings with this!" Meia answered "Roger!" Dita sighed as she zoomed towards the dancing vandread.
Flash! A blue vandread appeared. The all hopes were on Dita, if she is able to control the blue vandread the battle be victories.
For a second the blue vandread stopped moving. but alas the blue vandread started doing ANOTHER kind of dance, which was unknown. But the actions were shaking it's butt and swing it sword all
about." What the hell are you doing?!"Jura exclaimed."Sorrie! I can't control this vandread!"Dita said as she tried her best but it did not work! "Dita!" Bart face appeared suddenly."Wha?" 'Dita, Duro found the
cure. It is a sickness, which you drink too much coffee. the only cure is for you to kiss him!" Bart said
"k-kiss him? o-ok" Dita stammered*blushing*
*IN THE SHIP*
Crew *sweat drop* "What kind of cure is that Doc?" Pai asked " "What do you mean? I did not tell bart about any cure!" Duro answered
" relax! It is meant to be a joke!" Bart smiled
*BACK IN THE VANDREAD*
Dita (still blushing) kissed Hibiki on the lips.(yuck)Hibiki stopped moving groaned and when he saw dita (still kissing)
He pushed her away and shouted "What were you thinking? Ero kappa!(horny crockroach monster)"
"Good it worked let's bring it on" Jura shouted
After all the action was done, Hibiki was walking to his room when Barnette came up to him "I got it all on tape one want to see?" and with that she bounched away.
A/n:Forgive me i not that skilled to write action story, and also about the kissing part(yuck)
I can't say it is good through, plz tell me what you think.
I admit that it is funny. Ratings:
If u laugh 25-15 times u are a :genius
If u laugh 15-2 times u have a :great sense of hurror
if u laugh 2-1 times u are a: normal person
If u laugh 0 times u are a idiot
To Be continued...I think. :'(
"What's this?!"Hibiki wondered " Glup Glup..*Sweat drop*Phhhtttt.yuck! Is this a joke?! Hibiki
shouted as banged his fist on the table."Nope. No joke. This is coffee. Men aways drink this in the morning."
Gascogne said sipping her cup."What are you saying that I am not a man?! I'll show you! I will drink 10 cups of this!
Hibiki shouted as he forcefully glup down the black mixture.
*ONE HOUR LATER*
"Mr Alien? Mr Alien?" Dita Shouted as she tried to find hibiki. "Barnette! Have you seen Mr Alien?" Dita asked " Hmm...I have
not seen him since morning. Barnette said " Try his room, he may be there" "Thank you" Dita rushed off
"Beep!" The door slide open. "CCCOOOFFFEEEEE!! I need coffee!" Hibiki shouted as he dances around."Mr Alien? You look horrid! What the hell is wrong with you?"
Dita asked "You need to see Duero!"Dita exclaimed.
*IN THE MEDICAL ROOM*
"Duero !Duero ! You have to come quick! Mr Alien has gone mad!" "Mad?!" Duero said."Hmm.. its no surprise with Dita chasing him around, it is quite understandable"Duro whispered
to him self.
"Nani? Did you say something? Dita asked "N-Nothing *sweat drop* I will be there right away! Duro sad as he rushed out of the room
A Girl popped her head in Hibiki room giggles and said "Paicheck!" News spread quickly " Hibiki the pilot of the vanguard, is dancing around in his room singing: Coffee!oh oh oh my darling
coffee!" A huge crowd gathers around Hibiki's room, giggling and laughing the ass off.Duro arrives when suddenly the alarm goes off.
*CONTROL ROOM*
"Dispatch dread team!" BC commnded. "Er..*giggle* Bc? we have a problem.*giggle* Hibiki is *giggle* in his *laugh* ro-room da-dancing!" Jura stammered
BC *sweat drop* "just send him out he will come to his senses once he see the enemy! I hope."
Pai and the crew dragged a dancing Hibiki and threw him in the vanguard. Once outside the vanguard started doing a sort of chicken dance. Dread team *sweat drop*
everyone can here him singing "Coffee! Oh oh oh my darling coffee!"
"Dita carry out plan A" Meia said "So na! Dita is scared to unite with him now! Dita protested.
"We cannot mix personnal feelings with this!" Meia answered "Roger!" Dita sighed as she zoomed towards the dancing vandread.
Flash! A blue vandread appeared. The all hopes were on Dita, if she is able to control the blue vandread the battle be victories.
For a second the blue vandread stopped moving. but alas the blue vandread started doing ANOTHER kind of dance, which was unknown. But the actions were shaking it's butt and swing it sword all
about." What the hell are you doing?!"Jura exclaimed."Sorrie! I can't control this vandread!"Dita said as she tried her best but it did not work! "Dita!" Bart face appeared suddenly."Wha?" 'Dita, Duro found the
cure. It is a sickness, which you drink too much coffee. the only cure is for you to kiss him!" Bart said
"k-kiss him? o-ok" Dita stammered*blushing*
*IN THE SHIP*
Crew *sweat drop* "What kind of cure is that Doc?" Pai asked " "What do you mean? I did not tell bart about any cure!" Duro answered
" relax! It is meant to be a joke!" Bart smiled
*BACK IN THE VANDREAD*
Dita (still blushing) kissed Hibiki on the lips.(yuck)Hibiki stopped moving groaned and when he saw dita (still kissing)
He pushed her away and shouted "What were you thinking? Ero kappa!(horny crockroach monster)"
"Good it worked let's bring it on" Jura shouted
After all the action was done, Hibiki was walking to his room when Barnette came up to him "I got it all on tape one want to see?" and with that she bounched away.
A/n:Forgive me i not that skilled to write action story, and also about the kissing part(yuck)
I can't say it is good through, plz tell me what you think.
I admit that it is funny. Ratings:
If u laugh 25-15 times u are a :genius
If u laugh 15-2 times u have a :great sense of hurror
if u laugh 2-1 times u are a: normal person
If u laugh 0 times u are a idiot
To Be continued...I think. :'(