A/N: Hello. Welcome. My Insanity Degree had just increased lately to 150th. As before. I forgotten to tell you something: my close relative actually started off the story. I just continued it. Enjoy! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Chapter 2

Death of an Old Man

Albus Dumbledore strolled across the crowded beach of Bucky's Bagged Bugger Beach. He wandered around squeezing through the crowd, searching for...

"Oooooooh...HOT BABES!" Saying that, Dumbledore quickly jumped on his trusty surfboard and hopped into the waves. Suddenly, a humongous tsunami struck the beach and poor Dumbledore got squished by the crowd and was DEAD...

Harry: Hold it! That wasn't it! What has gotten to you?!

Red Scar: Just having fun. Remember. 150th Degree Insanity. OK! That old lubber isn't DEAD. Let's get on to the story.

Flight of the Underwear

Hagrid strolled across his hut and took his eau-de-Cologne. That night would be his night...if all goes well. His second date...with Madame Maxime.

As he was walking to the Knight Bus, a page of some Muggle news flew at his face.

Are you feeling a bit drowsy and having no life?

THEN GET READY TO WITNESS

THE MAGNIFICENT,

THE MARVELOUS,

THE BOLD AND UGLY,

THE GREAT,

THE VOLUPTUOUS,

THE LORD FORMALLY KNOWN AS VOLDIE,

LORD VOLDEMORT!

Just go to the countryside of Sussex and witness the antics of Voldie at 4.00 pm sharp today. Featuring...

THE FLIGHT OF THE UNDIES

Hagrid shook his head with amusement. A month ago, Voldemort escaped from the Joyful Place Hospital for the Mentally-Challenged and People like Voldemort. Now, he wanted to be an entertainer.

He looked at his king-size watch. 4.13 pm. Looks like he already started his "antics". He looked up and saw something strange high in the sky. He took out his king-size Omniculars which he intended to use to spy at Madame Maxime while she's in the bathroom and looked.

A pair of underwear was flying high up in the sky. On Hagrid's Omniculars range screen, the thing was flying 30 miles above the ground. Past the boundary of space! It was purple in colour and had yellow stars decorated all over it. Hagrid quickly cried out, "Dumbledore, take er look at this!"

Then, a voice came from the window of the teachers' bathroom, "Do you know, Hagrid, that I'm doing my ...er....business here! Can't I have a little privacy?!"

And then a loud, clear flushing sound filled the air. Dumbledore's head stuck out of the window. "What now?"

"Er...does this look like yer underwear, professer?" Hagrid said, pointing to the floating object.

"Hmm...looks like mine but I think its not," said Dumbledore calmly.

"Wait I see text there," said Hagrid as he zoomed is Omniculars until all he could see his a purple background and a text. The text read in golden runes....

PROPERTY OF ALBUS DUMBLEDORE

ALARM-EQUIPPED

At last, a voice shouted from a stone gargoyle, "Wait! THAT WAS MY UNDERWEAR!" In an instant, the stone gargoyle gave way, and Dumbledore somersaulted out of the hole. He quickly ran towards the setting sun.

20, 000 miles away, a boy named Harry Potter woke up, his scar burning.

"At last, you woke up you lazy pig! You slept like a sleepy head and its already 4.20 p.m.! Told you not to jinx Malfoy in his own toilet at late night while he was ...ahem...you know!"

Harry lifted his head up slowly and yawned. Then his head dropped and he fell out of the bed. He stood on his feet massaging his head after the fall.

"I had this weird dream. But it seemed so real. I dreamt that Dumbledore's underwear is now flying in mid-air."

Then, Ron Weasley, his friend, replied, "It is like that dream you had two years ago?"

BANG! BANG! BANG!

"WEEE! ZOOPERADI! JERTAGOGO!"

And another bang was heard.

"That ghoul in the attic is getting madder everyday. It makes mum suggesting that we should move from the Burrow," said Ron covering his ears as the ghoul threw junk around the attic overhead.

Hermione Granger, another friend of Harry's, came storming up. "Take a look at this!",she said.

They rushed downstairs and looked outside. An unidentified flying object was just miles above...or was it a U.F.O.?

"Hmm...it looks more like Dumbledore's underwear to me," said Fred and George Weasley, the twin mischief-makers of Hogwarts.

Hermione turned around and asked, "How would you know?"

"Errr...we just happened to errr...know, just....er.....came across it?" Then the twins whooshed out of the room like lightning.

"Or maybe it is...ACCIO FIREBOLT!" Harry's Firebolt came from Harry's trunk and landed. "Harry, where do you think you're going?" asked Ron.

"I'm going for that underwear of Dumbledore's," replied Harry.

"WAIT! Wear this!" Hermione took out of her bag a.....

"What's that?"

"It's a spacesuit," said Hermione as threw the spacesuit to Harry, "It will protect you from the harmful ultraviolet rays from the Sun and the radioactive waves. It provides you with oxygen to breathe and keeps you from freezing by the sub-zero temperature in outer space."

"Where did you get that information?" said Harry as he stuffed himself into the spacesuit.

"Muggle studies, of course!"

"And where did you get this spacesuit?"

"Em....er....borrowed it?"

At NASA.......

(Loud Alarm Sound) "A spacesuit is stolen! A spacesuit is stolen!"

"Thanks anyway," Harry said as he wears the oversized spacesuit and takes off into the sky.

NEXT ON MARAUDERS' BUTT 2: Voldemort will end up in a situation he will not expect to be in. NASA will play an important role in the next chapter.

A/N: Cool. More of my insanity soon. Please review.