A/N: Back again. I know. The previous chapter was boring...BUT...my Insanity Degree is getting to 89.64. Now on with this chapter. The skill. What is it? Find out here.

Disclaimer: HARRY POTTER, characters, names and related indicia belongs to Warner Bros. Harry Potter Publishing Rights belongs to J. K. Rowling. Teletubbies belong to some company which I don't know. So I don't own it...*PHEW!*

Chapter 8

The Spirit Revived

After Dumbledore got trampled by the crowd at Bucky's Bagged Bugger Beach, he had to search for an antidote. He found Lily and James in heaven and asked for help. They gave him a tarantula and asked him to eat it and he did and well, his body is still purple but then, he married his hot babe but another tsunami came in and he got squashed by the crowd...AGAIN!

Red Scar: Here's the real story *sigh*

The Order of the Phoenix

"Nice bed!" As soon Ron set his foot in the hotel room, he quickly jumped onto the comfy bed, not knowing the bed is filled with green slime.

Everyone then, fell onto their beds, also not knowing about their green slime.

After a while...

"WAKE UP!!!!!!" At the sound of Dumbledore's megaphone, everyone stood on the bed.

"Follow me."

"BUT IT'S FREAKIN' ONE IN THE MORNIN'!" they all protested.

"The earlier the better."

They hopped into Abraham's car, still in their pajamas. Sirius' pajamas was banana yellow with pictures of Teletubbies all over it. McGonagall's was similar to the ones the Bananas in Pajamas wear. Hermione's was electric blue filled with complicated equations from Arithmancy not to mention the pink fairies beside the equations. Ron's was scarlet red with gray hearts printed everywhere.

"I'm bored," Sirius said. "I KNOW! I bet you can't recite the Teletubbies song!"

"Who says? I can too!" said Ron.

"Teletubbies? Of course I know!" said Hermione.

"Oh I love that series. I can too! The Teletubbies rock!" said Remus.

Dumbledore and McGonagall sighed and said, "We have to confess...WE CAN TOO!!!"

Harry said, "Hey, I RULE THE SONG. LET'S SEE WHO WINS THE CHALLENGE!

Ron: Tinkie Winkie!

Harry: Dipsy!

Hermione: La La!

Sirius: Po!

All: TELETUBBIES! TELETUBBIES!

Dumbledore: Say

Remus: Hel-

McGonagall: -lo

All: Hello!

McGonagall: One more time!

They kept on singing that silly song until they reached at the deserted moor again with the Senator Building. A man was there with a long blackboard. "Here's the blackboard, Professor Dumbledore." They came out of the car and listened to Dumbledore.

"Now, I guessed the Space Capturers have great technology and great security. To get pass those, we need to learn something that looks complicated."

"Now, once, I was thinking of ways to defeat Lord Voldemort. I concocted potions, created other spells. But none were powerful enough compared to his strength. For days and nights, I waited for results

"While, I was messing around, I accidentally knocked my Ouija Board. The message that appeared revealed that there is a mysterious and powerful force at work. I went on my research, now closing my search field to strange and paranormal forces. I discovered something called the Phoenix. A powerful force, it binds the galaxies and the universe together. If anyone can control the Phoenix and use its powers, he can rule the universe.

"I set out trying to find out how to control and use it. After years of research, I found out how. I put my research to a test. I practiced and then, BOOM! I managed to control it.

"But I can't fight Voldemort alone. I want someone else to share my secrets. So, The Order of the Phoenix was formed. I as the Master and others as my Apprentices. James Potter, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, and Remus Lupin..."

"But I thought there was an Inn D. Pink as well!" said Sirius.

"Don't bring out things that happened in the past. As I was saying, all of them succeeded. As I continue my research, I found out that I was not the first one to discover this strange power. It was actually the ancient wizards of Egypt who found it first. Long ago, they worshipped the god, Ra-Harakhty and gained elemental powers beyond imaginable. I believe Ra-Harakhty was the Phoenix."

"So, why are you telling us all about it?" asked Harry.

"Because you must learn how to use it. If you don't know, you will never survive the mission."

"Before you can master the Phoenix, you must first master one element. At least one element. Harry, you will learn to master Lightning Element, Ron, you'll have Fire and Hermione, Water."

Soon, he drew three symbols on the blackboard. He drawn a lightning-shaped symbol, a fire symbol and a huge drop of water.

"Harry, look at the symbol carefully. Now, close your eyes and imagine it."

Then, he lifted Harry's finger, "Now...FIRE!"

All Harry's finger did was shoot out a spark.

"You haven't been concentrating enough." Dumbledore now repeated the process but much more careful. The result was remarkable...a streak of lightning that shot into the air and held for 5 seconds before fading.

"How astonishing!" Dumbledore remarked. Then, he turned to Ron. "Now, Fire element is a more complex element and a common one." He did the same thing as Harry and Ron's finger was on fire.

"FIRE!!! FIRE!!!" He dipped his finger straight into a nearby and already specially prepared by Dumbledore (He knew this would happen.) bucket of water.

"Concentrate more if you wish not to be on fire." He did the "Elemental Learning Process" once more and another remarkable result, a shoot of flames 7 feet into the air and lasted for 7 seconds.

"Hermione, Water element is much cooling." The ELP was repeated once more and from Hermione's finger, a drop of water as big as your thumb formed and dropped onto the ground and froze there.

"Nice try but could you make a better hose than this?"

Harry was beginning to feel thirsty so he asked Dumbledore. He walked across to the jug nearby.

"Okay, you can try now but...NO NO NO!!!!" But it was too late. The sprout of water that shot from her finger aimed at Harry and soon, he's an ice block.

"I'LL HANDLE THIS!!!" Sirius then, created from his hands a large fireball a size of a basketball. He bounced it onto the ground and did some kicking and other "football" tricks before sending the fireball with a bicycle kick towards the huge ice block. In seconds...

BOOM!!! Harry woke up and asked, "Why am I all wet?"

"Fiery Football," Dumbledore said. "A fantastic Elemental Attack. What all of you did was just mere Elemental Training but this is better."

Ron then said, "Cool, Sirius. We're the same Element!" They gave a high-five.

"Now...Harry don't injure your fellow partners."

Harry quickly hid his finger on his back but it was too late. Hermione's face was black by the lightning bolt.

He drew a pentagram star on different positions on each symbol. "Concentrate on the symbol again, this time with the star at the exact position. Remember, no two wizards have the same Elemental Attack, so everyone is unique. We just have to NAME the Elemental Attack."

Harry's turn was first. He turned around in circles for a while and smirked.

"Now, open your eyes!"

When he opened his eyes, his eyes turned yellow in colour. You could even see sparks jotting in and out of his eyeballs. He pulled his right hand to the back and white ripples formed around his hand. And then he threw his hand forward and the white ripples flew with an extremely thick thunderbolt. Then an explosion occurred.

Harry then woke from the trance. "Harry, did you even see a view like you are looking through the aiming scope of a gun when you were concentrating?"

"Duh. Why?"

"Why the result came out like this?"

He pointed at a very black Hermione Granger.

"Well..."

"Sweet revenge, isn't it? Well, let's give it a name. Your thunderbolt was extremely tremendous! Tremendous Thunderbolt!"

"Ron, you're up."

Nothing happened after he opened his eyes.

"I didn't see anything at all," he said.

"Oh yes," Dumbledore remembered. "Your element is quite special for a teen. Your Elemental Attack only works on evil people!" He took from his bag a huge dummy of Lord Voldemort smiling, holding a tray of cookies, wearing an apron saying, "KISS THE COOK?!"

"Now, try again."

After a while, he opened his eyes. His eyes turned steaming red and real steam hissed out of his nostrils, like a bull.

He lifted his hands and made his palms face "Voldemort". Smoke twirled around his hands and grouped together. Suddenly, light emerged from the smoke group and a huge stream of fire blasted from his hands and incinerated the dummy.

"Nice work. The flames are as furious as you are. Furious Flames!"

"Hermione, your turn."

She concentrated as much as she could and circled around and smirked.

She was pointing at Harry.

"Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no." Harry was mumbling. But mumbling won't work when a Granger is casting her mighty spell.

Her eyes turned as blue as her pajamas. She moved her hands around in front of her and then blue sparks shot out. Water suddenly emerged from nowhere. Afterwards she crossed her arms and huge 30 feet waves grew from the water. She then pulled her hands out of the cross and the waves zoomed towards the victim.

And Harry Potter turned into another ice block.

"Revenge is sweet."

After another Fiery Football move, Harry was wetter than usual.

"Deadly Doomwave. How is that, Hermione? Hermione?"

Too late. Harry turned into another ice block and Hermione was soot.

"You will never stop, will you?"

"Now, that you have your Elemental Attacks, you will have to learn to use your basic element Light."

Ron began to yawn. "Light? How can it help? It's useless!"

"You call this useless?" He drew his wand and out of its tip, came out a long green beam 3 feet long.

"Cool!" Harry remarked. "Like Star Wars!"

"Light Element," Dumbledore made the beam disappear. "Only the best could use it. But I will not make you learn it. When the time is ripe, I will."

"Professor," Ron asked. "Why we had never seen our Elemental Attacks? The moment we woke up, the damage was done."

"Because the star you concentrated on is the Star of the Phoenix. You are surrendering your body and soul to the Phoenix. The moment you open your eyes, your mind will be possessed. The Phoenix will look inside your heart, brain and nerve system, and does the Elemental Attack automatically. But there will be a time when you get to use your Elemental Attack without the help of the Phoenix."

After several minutes of training (and a battle between a Granger and a Potter), they went back, singing the Teletubbies song again. When they reached the hotel room, all of them fell onto the bed and (synchronized) fell asleep.

Before Harry fell asleep, he cast another Lightning on Hermione (YYYAAAAOOOO!!!!) and she blasted her Deadly Doomwave, BUT, she forgot that the waves wipe everything in its path and since her bed is on the end of the room....

"Sorry."

Everybody was frozen in their sleep.

A/N: Okay, to tell you the truth, I DON'T WATCH TELETUBBIES! I only watched them when I was young but thank God I will never, EVER, watch them again.

NEXT ON MARAUDERS' BUTT 2: The journey from Louisiana to Miami will begin! But of course, you know me too well, I will always make something unusual in EVERY chapter. Hehehehehehehe!