Once upon a time there lived a Queen named Joyce.
The Queen had a beautiful daughter, Named Buffy.
But there was a problem.
Everything Buffy would touch would melt.
No matter what
metal, wood, plastic, anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
No one would dare marry her.
The Queen was in despair.
What could she do to help her daughter?
She consulted her wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the Queen,
"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The Queen was overjoyed.
The next day, she held a competition.
Any man that could bring her daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the Queens wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first prince by the name of Angel brought a very hard alloy of titanium.
But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly to Brood in the corners of his hotel.
The second prince by the name of Riley brought a huge diamond,
thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world
and would not melt.
But alas, it melted to the Prince stared at the Melted Diamond Until the Guards drug him off.
The third prince by the name of Spike approached still snickering at Riley.
He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what's there."
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
In the pocket She felt something hard She held it in her hand, and it did not melt!!!
The Queen was overjoyed, Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
Spike married Buffy and they both lived happily ever after.
What was the object?
It's a red M&M Chocolate, of course! Melts in your mouth, not in your hand, get your mind out of the gutter people I know what you were thinking.
A/N
This was originally a joke that I found here
http://www.the-jokes.com/onlinejokes/princess.php?l=en
I have NO Permission to use it Maybe I should get some. Please don't Sue me.
@sh
But there was a problem.
Everything Buffy would touch would melt.
No matter what
metal, wood, plastic, anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
No one would dare marry her.
The Queen was in despair.
What could she do to help her daughter?
She consulted her wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the Queen,
"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The Queen was overjoyed.
The next day, she held a competition.
Any man that could bring her daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the Queens wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first prince by the name of Angel brought a very hard alloy of titanium.
But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly to Brood in the corners of his hotel.
The second prince by the name of Riley brought a huge diamond,
thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world
and would not melt.
But alas, it melted to the Prince stared at the Melted Diamond Until the Guards drug him off.
The third prince by the name of Spike approached still snickering at Riley.
He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what's there."
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
In the pocket She felt something hard She held it in her hand, and it did not melt!!!
The Queen was overjoyed, Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
Spike married Buffy and they both lived happily ever after.
What was the object?
It's a red M&M Chocolate, of course! Melts in your mouth, not in your hand, get your mind out of the gutter people I know what you were thinking.
A/N
This was originally a joke that I found here
http://www.the-jokes.com/onlinejokes/princess.php?l=en
I have NO Permission to use it Maybe I should get some. Please don't Sue me.
@sh