If Only You Weren't A Wizard.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in the Harry Potter series, and I darn sure don't own Dudley!
My first fic in this series, and if you don't like Dudley, well, I understand. I wrote this because I myself have an overweight cousin, and by putting myself in Dudley and his shoes, I can understand.. So on to this piece of work I call a poem! (Simply ramblings though.heh)
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If only you weren't a wizard,
I could have been your best childhood friend
I would never mistreat you
Make you the most bullied kid in the school?
No!
Instead you would be under my protection
Friends that I have would protect you
No one would dare make fun of you
Or your cello taped glasses and baggy clothing
I mean,
If you weren't a wizard,
Mom and Dad would treat you much better
You would, in a sense, be a half-brother to me
And a half-son to them too!
You would have clothes that were identical to me,
Imagine, two t-shirts, one green and the other red
One with an H and the other with a D,
We would be the best combination of relatives!
I would teach you to play games and be good at them
While you would help me with my studies and my weight
We would help correct each other In both our habits and how we treat others!
But you're still a wizard.
So, what are we going to do?
I know, make me a wizard too!
Mom and Dad might not agree, but once they're magical
They will be happy too!
Can't you see?
Dad, Mom and I are just jealous of you
Of your ability to jump so high,
Of your power to make things vanish!
Of even that cool lightning scar upon your head!
So maybe when you've found out how
To turn us from-what's that word-muggles?
To be magical like you,
We'll fly high in the sky
With broomsticks and that'll show them why
Witches and Wizards rule
And so do you!
But until then Mom and Dad will be nasty to you
Not to mention me too! But I still think that it would have been better
If only you weren't a wizard.
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A/N: Now that its done, time to tell me what you think of it. Through a Review of course! Flames and Reviews accepted.though I think I'll get more flames due to that it's a Dudley work.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in the Harry Potter series, and I darn sure don't own Dudley!
My first fic in this series, and if you don't like Dudley, well, I understand. I wrote this because I myself have an overweight cousin, and by putting myself in Dudley and his shoes, I can understand.. So on to this piece of work I call a poem! (Simply ramblings though.heh)
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If only you weren't a wizard,
I could have been your best childhood friend
I would never mistreat you
Make you the most bullied kid in the school?
No!
Instead you would be under my protection
Friends that I have would protect you
No one would dare make fun of you
Or your cello taped glasses and baggy clothing
I mean,
If you weren't a wizard,
Mom and Dad would treat you much better
You would, in a sense, be a half-brother to me
And a half-son to them too!
You would have clothes that were identical to me,
Imagine, two t-shirts, one green and the other red
One with an H and the other with a D,
We would be the best combination of relatives!
I would teach you to play games and be good at them
While you would help me with my studies and my weight
We would help correct each other In both our habits and how we treat others!
But you're still a wizard.
So, what are we going to do?
I know, make me a wizard too!
Mom and Dad might not agree, but once they're magical
They will be happy too!
Can't you see?
Dad, Mom and I are just jealous of you
Of your ability to jump so high,
Of your power to make things vanish!
Of even that cool lightning scar upon your head!
So maybe when you've found out how
To turn us from-what's that word-muggles?
To be magical like you,
We'll fly high in the sky
With broomsticks and that'll show them why
Witches and Wizards rule
And so do you!
But until then Mom and Dad will be nasty to you
Not to mention me too! But I still think that it would have been better
If only you weren't a wizard.
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A/N: Now that its done, time to tell me what you think of it. Through a Review of course! Flames and Reviews accepted.though I think I'll get more flames due to that it's a Dudley work.