A/N: Voldemort Strikes Back! Guess what? I have already began to plot my MARAUDERS' BUTT 3!!!!!!! Fantastic, isn't it? I'm sorry. If you are a Brazilian fan, I apologize. Anyway, to my story. AVADA KEDAVRA!!!! *zap* Wow! I killed that rat. Like I never! *points to pile of dead rats* *Insanity Degree Meter blinks red*
INSANITY DEGREE: 145.999 (boomed downwards)
Disclaimer: HARRY POTTER, characters, names and related indicia belongs to Warner Bros. Harry Potter Publishing Rights belongs to J. K. Rowling.
Chapter 12
Identities Revealed
Inside, computers were blinking and wires were in a complicated mess. All connected to a glass cage. Brown stuff was spluttered everywhere. Ron took his pair of tweezers and picked up a sample. "BROWN MUCK!!!"
Hermione fainted *bang*.
"But wet."
Sirius took the sample and sniffed it. Then, he licked it.
"Diarrhea!!!!" said Sirius smiling.
A shadow emerged the darkness in the glass cage, revealing...
"VOLDIE!!!"
Voldemort turned around and made his large eye gesture. Then he screamed and ripped off his clothes. He jumped around punching himself and slapping his hard butt. Then he started licking his...well...private part and he made a louder scream. He then laughed hysterically and started saying swear words.
"WANNA HAVE THIS?" yelled Voldie.
He then let out a huge blast of diarrhea at the window. He then did somersaults letting out diarrhea at every direction.
"WET POO!!!!" yelled Hermione horrified after she woke up from her faint. She wobbled and then fainted *bang*.
Voldie then bounced around faster and faster until Voldie was only a blur. Then he stopped, staring at the gang. Suddenly, Voldemort screamed and pulled his eyeballs from his sockets and blood spluttered everywhere.
Hermione woke up...and fainted *bang* seeing the eyeless Voldie. Voldie then chewed on his eyeballs and swallowed it. And then eyeballs popped back in his sockets. The gang stared with horror. Then he released another 'horde' of diarrhea and the glass panels were filled with brown stuff until the whole cage was covered. Suddenly, red stuff started to splutter on the panel.
"BLOOD!!!!!" yelled Ron. Hermione woke up...and fainted *bang*.
"Hmmm....." Dumbledore scribbled some equations in his notepad.
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