Trouble in the Kitchen of Doom

By Kamehameha

Vegeta: Kakkarot Stand up straight Soldier!

Goku: Right Vegeta *stands like a solider with his hand on his head*

Vegeta: Now Say what you are supposed to say!

Goku: We don't own DBZ or any of the characters or the Junior Chef Book

Kameha: Sorry I didn't update too much, I'm so busy and I went to camp during the week and I put up this chapter in honor of my Birthday which is today! June 1st, and Vegeta, its Camping CAMP not Military CAMP!

Vegeta: What's the difference?

Kameha: I was on a field trip for 3 days, not joining an army. I don't think 14 year olds are supposed to join the army to kill themselves.

Vegeta: I Would!

Kameha: That's because you're a true Saiyan and I'm a Dark Saiyan, there's a difference.

Goku: I hear no difference except you, Kameha, are evil.

Kameha: *shakes her head* Never Mind……..

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Chapter 3

The Dark Shadow licked his lips at the word of cookies said by Goku. The Shadow lurked around and followed the two unknowing Saiyans.

Meanwhile

Goku said, "Wow, this market is really big! I can't wait to go inside and see the delicious looking food inside." Goku smiled and drooled on the shorter Saiyan flying behind him.

"Hey watch where you're drooling Kakkarot, your disgracing your own race, everyone will think the Saiyan race would be just a bunch of hungry idiots." Vegeta looked down as he saw the same super market as well.

Goku laughed, "Look who's drooling now?"

Vegeta snapped out of the trance, "I am not drooling"

"You looked like a cute little puppy looking for food." Goku pinched Vegeta's face

Vegeta thought, 'One Day Kakkarot, when I become stronger than you, I will pay you back for all the humiliating things you've done.'

"I heard that!"

"Heard what?"

"You were saying about getting stronger than me."

"What the H*LL!!!!!!! I said that out loud?"

"Yup"

"Arrgggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe I said that out loud to my beloved Kakarot!!!!!"

"What! You're in love with me?"

"Never Mind I didn't say anything!"

"Oh"

The two Saiyans landed and walked into the market. Inside was lots of people and hundreds of shelves filled the store. Goku walked in. "Wow, I've never been shopping so I don't know what it looks like. I've never seen so much food in my entire life!"

"Hmpf….. I have, and I've been shopping before with Women."

Goku ran over to the carts and saw people take the carts out of their position. Goku pulled out a cart and yelled, "Veggie! Look at this!!!!! It's like a mini car!" Goku pushed the cart toward an isle and jumped on. "Look I'm riding a car! Weehee! Yay!"

The cart speeded towards the egg isle and crashed. The cart was all broken and the wheels were still moving as Goku was just on the floor looking innocent.

Vegeta grumbled, "Kids these days, they don't understand how to use normal things in life." Vegeta pulled a cart and walked towards the egg isle where Goku just sat there, staring at the eggs.

Goku got up and said, "Vegeta, look, I found the egg isle!"

"So you did, Kakkarot, Let's see what we need, hmmm……… we need 300 eggs."

"How are we going to get that much?"

"Just take the whole shelf there!"

"K"

Goku walked over to the shelf and took as much cartons of eggs he could and put them in Vegeta's cart. "Kakkarot, we need 100 cups of butter."

"How do we do that?"

"Take the entire shelf again duh!"

Goku ran over and grabbed everything on the shelf. People near him stepped back and stared. An old lady walked up to Goku, "Excuse me sir, may I please have one of those packages of butter, please, I want to make cookies for my grandson, Tommy"

"Great, I'm making cookies too!" Goku lowered the butter and the old lady took the butter.

"For who?"

"For me and him" Goku pointed at Vegeta.

The old lady walked over to Vegeta and Vegeta growled. "My words, you look very strong, you remind me of my son when he was little but you look so much stronger." The fragile women pinched Vegeta on the cheek and said "Take care of yourself sonny!"

Vegeta got angry and his punch landed in the old women's face. Goku helped her up and the Grandmother was frightened.

"Vegeta, that's not very nice."

"Hmpf……. No one calls me Sonny but I will only accept Vegeta and Prince Vegeta!"

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Vegeta: She has writers block right now and she's extremely busy because of her finals.

Kameha: *bows* I'm sorry guys. I'll try to update as soon as I can. I only posted this up because my best friend SeaStorm wanted me to post this up. Please Review!