Trouble in the Kitchen of Doom
By Kamehameha
Kameha: I don't own dbz or anything and that's that!
Vegeta: That's it? That's all you're going to say?
Kameha: What am I supposed to say? Vegeta is trapped in a cage in my room
because he turned into a teddy bear by SeaStorm?
Vegeta: Hey you told me not to tell anyone that I turned in to a teddy
bear!
Kameha: Well now I did so shush! Oh also Nene, Vegeta and Goku took the
largest cart they could find. (Which is very big!), Anyway, I had the
dreaded writers block so I took so long to update. I hope no one is mad at
me cuz I'm extremely Sorry but I'm back!!! Stupid School though.
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Chapter 4
Vegeta threw a ki at the old women. Goku saw and took an egg from the cart and threw it at the ki and blocked it. "Vegeta, that was mean!" "Oh Shut Up Kakkarot" "How could you do that to the elderly?" Vegeta laughed, "She was so old she could have died anyway." Goku's rage made him turn Super Saiyan. "Vegeta, I'll make you pay for what you've done" Goku took an egg carton he had recently got and one by one, he threw the eggs in Vegeta's face. "Kakarot Why you little.." A little kid picked up a pie and threw it in the back of Vegeta's head. The little boy screamed, "Food Fight!!!!!" Suddenly the people around took what ever that was in their shopping cart and threw it at each other. Goku and Vegeta managed to get out before all of this started. "Kakarot, why did you start all this?" "You were trying to kill an old woman" "Who cares?" "Do you even treat Bulma's parents with respect?" "Hmmmmmmm.... NO!" "Vegeta you're impossible to work with!" "No I'm not!" "Yes you are!"
"Thanks to you Kakarot, we wasted one whole carton of eggs we could have used!" "We don't really need it we've got tons!" Goku pushes the cart to where Vegeta headed. Vegeta looked at the now almost crumbled paper that had the recipes on it. "Hmm... Now we need some brown sugar." Goku put two fingers up on his head and instantly teleported to the brown sugar section. Goku looked around and saw the sack of brown sugar. He grabbed the sack but unfortunately, it was packed very.. Poorly. "Darn it!!!" Goku muttered as the bag tore apart and the brown sugar scattered everywhere. People around him stared as Goku quickly took another package and ran. "Kakarott where were you?" Vegeta asked angrily. The taller Saiyan didn't reply and put the bag on top of the other things. Vegeta took his eyes off the other Saiyan and read the next thing on his list. "Flower?" he said. "What kind of person misspells the word Flower as 'Flour'? This is just a weird planet!" "Vegeta don't you mean the powdery stuff Chi-Chi puts in her delicious chocolate cakes?" Goku's mouth began to water. "Stop drooling like a puppy!" Vegeta barked. Goku nodded rapidly and ran off to the direction of the 'Flowers'. Vegeta sighed and went to look for the peanut butter. Goku didn't know which kind of 'flower' the Saiyan Prince wanted so he went to the plant department. The man from the counter ask, "How may I help you sir?" "Oh Hi, My name is Son Goku and I was wondering if you would tell me where I could find some 'flowers'?" "I see, are you giving them to a girl you love?" "No they're just for me and my friend." The man looked puzzled. "Ok. which kinds of flowers do you need?" It was Goku's turn to look puzzled. "The one you use in the kitchen I guess." "Oh you mean Flour?" Goku shook his head. "No I meant 'Flower'" The guy was seriously confused and pondered for a long time. At last he came up with an idea and went into a room. ~Meanwhile~ Vegeta yelled at the frighten manager, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESE ARE ALL THE PEANUT BUTTER YOU HAVE LEFT?" The young man trembled, "I..I. S-sorry Sir, it seems like t-the product was on s-sale s-so people bought all but two j-jars." "YOU HAVE TO GET MORE OR I'LL BLAST YOU TO HELL IF I HAVE TOO!" Vegeta barked. (A/N: Look who's the puppy now. Sorry lame joke, I'm losing my sense of humor) The man scurried towards his office and locked the door hoping the Saiyan wouldn't follow him. Vegeta stood there looking at his list. 'Peanut butter, Peanut butter ' he thought to himself, 'if I crush the peanuts and add butter to it then that means. Peanuts + Butter = Peanut Butter and If Peanut Butter + all the other ingredients = yummy cookies' Vegeta licked his lips and continued his search for peanuts. ~Back to where Goku stood~ Goku had his head on the table snoring loudly. The man returned just as Goku started to stir in his sleep. Goku opened his eyes and saw the man hold on to some light purple flowers. "These are Lavender Flowers (A/N: I'm not lying, these flowers are seriously edible and they taste good too in a glass of champagne, with chocolate cake, or as a garnish for sorbets or ice cream. I did a little research on this and I picked this plant because they remind me of Trunks, that lavender hair. Anyway back to the fic.) These flowers are used for all kinds of things so here." Goku carefully took the flowers and ran back to Vegeta. Full speed too and knocking a whole lot of stuff over. Goku didn't even seem to notice. ~Vegeta's isle~ 'Baking soda? What the hell is that?' as he repeated that sentence for the 5 time in his mind. He grabbed a large bottle of Vanilla Coke (A/N: I don't own that but I do get addicted to that stuff.) and stuffed it in the cart. He suddenly felt a large Ki behind him. Vegeta turned around. The ki dissapeared and no one was there. The Saiyan prince shook his head and thinks his been concentrating too much or something. The two bright eyes watched Vegeta above him and planned to make his move later. Much Later. -------------------- Kameha: I'm sorry it took so long to update. Vegeta: It was also because she went to London. Kameha: And that Vegeta came along as a teddy bear!! Vegeta: That's no fair! I was trapped in a suitcase for 8 and a half hours on the trip! Kameha: You snooze you lose Sucker! You could have went into my carry on luggage but you thought it was too squishy in there. Vegeta: It would have been. Kameha: Anyway, I'm sorry I'm losing my sense of humor and I apologized if it took a long time to update. Vegeta: You can say that again. Kameha: Anyway, I'm sorry I'm losing my sense of humor and I apologized if it took a long time to update. Vegeta: I was kidding. Kameha: Anyway, I'm sorry I'm losing my sense of humor and I apologized if it took a long time to update. Vegeta: Stop it!!! Kameha: Anyway, I'm sorry I'm losing my sense of humor and I apologized if it took a long time to update. Vegeta: *screams and runs back to Capsule Corp* Kameha: *smirks and stops the tape recorder* I love to trick Vegeta.
Vegeta threw a ki at the old women. Goku saw and took an egg from the cart and threw it at the ki and blocked it. "Vegeta, that was mean!" "Oh Shut Up Kakkarot" "How could you do that to the elderly?" Vegeta laughed, "She was so old she could have died anyway." Goku's rage made him turn Super Saiyan. "Vegeta, I'll make you pay for what you've done" Goku took an egg carton he had recently got and one by one, he threw the eggs in Vegeta's face. "Kakarot Why you little.." A little kid picked up a pie and threw it in the back of Vegeta's head. The little boy screamed, "Food Fight!!!!!" Suddenly the people around took what ever that was in their shopping cart and threw it at each other. Goku and Vegeta managed to get out before all of this started. "Kakarot, why did you start all this?" "You were trying to kill an old woman" "Who cares?" "Do you even treat Bulma's parents with respect?" "Hmmmmmmm.... NO!" "Vegeta you're impossible to work with!" "No I'm not!" "Yes you are!"
"Thanks to you Kakarot, we wasted one whole carton of eggs we could have used!" "We don't really need it we've got tons!" Goku pushes the cart to where Vegeta headed. Vegeta looked at the now almost crumbled paper that had the recipes on it. "Hmm... Now we need some brown sugar." Goku put two fingers up on his head and instantly teleported to the brown sugar section. Goku looked around and saw the sack of brown sugar. He grabbed the sack but unfortunately, it was packed very.. Poorly. "Darn it!!!" Goku muttered as the bag tore apart and the brown sugar scattered everywhere. People around him stared as Goku quickly took another package and ran. "Kakarott where were you?" Vegeta asked angrily. The taller Saiyan didn't reply and put the bag on top of the other things. Vegeta took his eyes off the other Saiyan and read the next thing on his list. "Flower?" he said. "What kind of person misspells the word Flower as 'Flour'? This is just a weird planet!" "Vegeta don't you mean the powdery stuff Chi-Chi puts in her delicious chocolate cakes?" Goku's mouth began to water. "Stop drooling like a puppy!" Vegeta barked. Goku nodded rapidly and ran off to the direction of the 'Flowers'. Vegeta sighed and went to look for the peanut butter. Goku didn't know which kind of 'flower' the Saiyan Prince wanted so he went to the plant department. The man from the counter ask, "How may I help you sir?" "Oh Hi, My name is Son Goku and I was wondering if you would tell me where I could find some 'flowers'?" "I see, are you giving them to a girl you love?" "No they're just for me and my friend." The man looked puzzled. "Ok. which kinds of flowers do you need?" It was Goku's turn to look puzzled. "The one you use in the kitchen I guess." "Oh you mean Flour?" Goku shook his head. "No I meant 'Flower'" The guy was seriously confused and pondered for a long time. At last he came up with an idea and went into a room. ~Meanwhile~ Vegeta yelled at the frighten manager, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESE ARE ALL THE PEANUT BUTTER YOU HAVE LEFT?" The young man trembled, "I..I. S-sorry Sir, it seems like t-the product was on s-sale s-so people bought all but two j-jars." "YOU HAVE TO GET MORE OR I'LL BLAST YOU TO HELL IF I HAVE TOO!" Vegeta barked. (A/N: Look who's the puppy now. Sorry lame joke, I'm losing my sense of humor) The man scurried towards his office and locked the door hoping the Saiyan wouldn't follow him. Vegeta stood there looking at his list. 'Peanut butter, Peanut butter ' he thought to himself, 'if I crush the peanuts and add butter to it then that means. Peanuts + Butter = Peanut Butter and If Peanut Butter + all the other ingredients = yummy cookies' Vegeta licked his lips and continued his search for peanuts. ~Back to where Goku stood~ Goku had his head on the table snoring loudly. The man returned just as Goku started to stir in his sleep. Goku opened his eyes and saw the man hold on to some light purple flowers. "These are Lavender Flowers (A/N: I'm not lying, these flowers are seriously edible and they taste good too in a glass of champagne, with chocolate cake, or as a garnish for sorbets or ice cream. I did a little research on this and I picked this plant because they remind me of Trunks, that lavender hair. Anyway back to the fic.) These flowers are used for all kinds of things so here." Goku carefully took the flowers and ran back to Vegeta. Full speed too and knocking a whole lot of stuff over. Goku didn't even seem to notice. ~Vegeta's isle~ 'Baking soda? What the hell is that?' as he repeated that sentence for the 5 time in his mind. He grabbed a large bottle of Vanilla Coke (A/N: I don't own that but I do get addicted to that stuff.) and stuffed it in the cart. He suddenly felt a large Ki behind him. Vegeta turned around. The ki dissapeared and no one was there. The Saiyan prince shook his head and thinks his been concentrating too much or something. The two bright eyes watched Vegeta above him and planned to make his move later. Much Later. -------------------- Kameha: I'm sorry it took so long to update. Vegeta: It was also because she went to London. Kameha: And that Vegeta came along as a teddy bear!! Vegeta: That's no fair! I was trapped in a suitcase for 8 and a half hours on the trip! Kameha: You snooze you lose Sucker! You could have went into my carry on luggage but you thought it was too squishy in there. Vegeta: It would have been. Kameha: Anyway, I'm sorry I'm losing my sense of humor and I apologized if it took a long time to update. Vegeta: You can say that again. Kameha: Anyway, I'm sorry I'm losing my sense of humor and I apologized if it took a long time to update. Vegeta: I was kidding. Kameha: Anyway, I'm sorry I'm losing my sense of humor and I apologized if it took a long time to update. Vegeta: Stop it!!! Kameha: Anyway, I'm sorry I'm losing my sense of humor and I apologized if it took a long time to update. Vegeta: *screams and runs back to Capsule Corp* Kameha: *smirks and stops the tape recorder* I love to trick Vegeta.