Trouble in the Kitchen of Doom
By Kamehameha
Kameha: I don't own dbz
Vegeta: No Duh!
Kameha: Shut Up!
Vegeta: Make me!
Kameha: *snaps fingers*
Bulma: *walks in and hold up the frying-pan-of-doom*
Vegeta: Uh Oh
Kameha: *snaps fingers*
Chichi: *walks in and holds up the frying-pan-of-death*
Vegeta: Kuso
Kameha: *snaps fingers*
Goku: *walks in*
Vegeta: Why are you here?
Goku: *hugs Vegeta with his squeeze to death hug*
Kameha: Don't mess with me
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~After they got all the supplies~
"Where are you going Kakarot?" Vegeta asked.
"You have to pay for the food"
"Oh ya forgot. Stupid humans with their stupid currency."
Vegeta walked up to the cashier. The cashier looked over to the shopping cart and stared at the food.
"Excuse me sir, but please stand in line." The cashier pointed at the line of 250 people. Vegeta shot him a death glare while Goku dragged the Saiyan away to the back of the line.
~1 hour later~
"There's still 200 people! This is gonna take forever." Goku whined.
"Baka! There is only one way to do this" Vegeta formed a small ki and shot all the people, blasting them away. The cashier shuddered and quickly scanned the two saiyan's items. Vegeta looked at the time. It will be a couple more hours until Bulma came home. Vegeta grew impatient and barked, " Bastard! You'd better hurry up or else I'll blast you to hell!"
The cashier scanned faster. After 10 minutes, he finished and said, "Your total is $15098.54" Vegeta shot him a death glare. The man quickly said "It's all free because it's everything is free day." (wouldn't Vegeta be helpful in malls eh?) Vegeta and Goku walked outside and flew with the shopping bags clutched in their hands.
As they got to the Son's house, the two saiyans poured everything on the kitchen ground and looked at the recipe.
"Preheat the oven at 350 degrees" Vegeta read. Vegeta couldn't see the numbers so he turned it up the maximum heat. (A/N: I forgot to mention that Vegeta borrowed a big oven from Capsule Corp. When I say big, I mean BIG! )
"Won't it be too much Vegeta?"
"Nonsense Kakarot! Cooking is never too much! Next step is to get a large bowl and put in the butter, brown sugar and white sugar. "
"Where are we gonna get a bowl that big?"
"I'll go get it." Vegeta flew to Capsule Corp. He walked over to the building and picked it up. The building lifted from the ground. Vegeta turned the building upside down and cleared insides of the building by ki blasting it.
"There that should work." Vegeta flew to the Son's house with the 'bowl'.
~Minutes later~
"What took so long Vegeta?" Goku asked.
"It took me to clear the bowl off from the crap stuck to it. At least I got most of it off."
"That's the Capsule Corp. Building! Bulma's gonna faint when she finds out"
"No worries Kakkarot! She's going to be falling all right, for the cookies I made her!"
'Falling, rather killing instead' Goku thought to himself. Goku unwrapped the butter and put it in the bowl. Vegeta poured all the sugar into the 'bowl'.
"Next is to mix together until mixture is smooth and add eggs and peanut butter." Vegeta read. Goku just threw the eggs into the 'bowl' and didn't notice he threw it in with out breaking the shells. Vegeta took out the peanuts and added more butter and put it in.
"Stir well and add flour and baking soda and mix well." Goku and Vegeta went outside to grab a lamp post nearby and stepped in some mud. The saiyans used that to stir until most of the mixture became smooth. Goku put in the flowers and the Vanilla Coke into the 'bowl' and mixed entire thing together.
"Take the mixture and roll it into little balls." Vegeta grabbed a whole bunch and rolled it into a ball. Goku took some too and rolled it messy floor as the cookie dough stuck on to things like lego pieces Goten had lying around.and other things (I don't own those either Eww. I'd hate to taste the cookie. ) . The two saiyans continued to do that until there were 12 gigantic balls of dough.
"Flatted the dough and put it on to a cookie dough sheet." The two saiyans shrugged and jumped on top of each ball and hopped until the mixture was flat. Also knowing that they still got mud on their feet. "What do we do for the cookie sheet?"
"Beats me Kakkarot"
Goku looked around and found some poster paper Gohan used for his studies. Goku took Goten's crayons and started drawing cookies on the paper. Goku showed Vegeta the sheet.
"Look here Veggie, cookie sheet"
"I guess that's what they mean by cookie sheet." Vegeta put the cookies in to the paper and said, "Here's the easy part, Time to bake!"
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Kameha: I think I'm gonna feel sick after writing this chapter. This recipe is gonna make me throw up.
Vegeta: I'm gonna make the best cookies in the world! Because I'm the best chef in the world!
Kameha: I don't think so.
Vegeta: Try one
Kameha: *being a nice kid that she is, Kameha takes two and gives one to Goku*
Vegeta: Well, what do you think?
Kameha: O.O! *swallows* It's a very.
Goku: Yummy! It better than Chi Chi's cooking that's for sure! Don't you agree Kameha?
Kameha: *faints*
Vegeta: She thinks it's so great, she's falling for it!
By Kamehameha
Kameha: I don't own dbz
Vegeta: No Duh!
Kameha: Shut Up!
Vegeta: Make me!
Kameha: *snaps fingers*
Bulma: *walks in and hold up the frying-pan-of-doom*
Vegeta: Uh Oh
Kameha: *snaps fingers*
Chichi: *walks in and holds up the frying-pan-of-death*
Vegeta: Kuso
Kameha: *snaps fingers*
Goku: *walks in*
Vegeta: Why are you here?
Goku: *hugs Vegeta with his squeeze to death hug*
Kameha: Don't mess with me
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~After they got all the supplies~
"Where are you going Kakarot?" Vegeta asked.
"You have to pay for the food"
"Oh ya forgot. Stupid humans with their stupid currency."
Vegeta walked up to the cashier. The cashier looked over to the shopping cart and stared at the food.
"Excuse me sir, but please stand in line." The cashier pointed at the line of 250 people. Vegeta shot him a death glare while Goku dragged the Saiyan away to the back of the line.
~1 hour later~
"There's still 200 people! This is gonna take forever." Goku whined.
"Baka! There is only one way to do this" Vegeta formed a small ki and shot all the people, blasting them away. The cashier shuddered and quickly scanned the two saiyan's items. Vegeta looked at the time. It will be a couple more hours until Bulma came home. Vegeta grew impatient and barked, " Bastard! You'd better hurry up or else I'll blast you to hell!"
The cashier scanned faster. After 10 minutes, he finished and said, "Your total is $15098.54" Vegeta shot him a death glare. The man quickly said "It's all free because it's everything is free day." (wouldn't Vegeta be helpful in malls eh?) Vegeta and Goku walked outside and flew with the shopping bags clutched in their hands.
As they got to the Son's house, the two saiyans poured everything on the kitchen ground and looked at the recipe.
"Preheat the oven at 350 degrees" Vegeta read. Vegeta couldn't see the numbers so he turned it up the maximum heat. (A/N: I forgot to mention that Vegeta borrowed a big oven from Capsule Corp. When I say big, I mean BIG! )
"Won't it be too much Vegeta?"
"Nonsense Kakarot! Cooking is never too much! Next step is to get a large bowl and put in the butter, brown sugar and white sugar. "
"Where are we gonna get a bowl that big?"
"I'll go get it." Vegeta flew to Capsule Corp. He walked over to the building and picked it up. The building lifted from the ground. Vegeta turned the building upside down and cleared insides of the building by ki blasting it.
"There that should work." Vegeta flew to the Son's house with the 'bowl'.
~Minutes later~
"What took so long Vegeta?" Goku asked.
"It took me to clear the bowl off from the crap stuck to it. At least I got most of it off."
"That's the Capsule Corp. Building! Bulma's gonna faint when she finds out"
"No worries Kakkarot! She's going to be falling all right, for the cookies I made her!"
'Falling, rather killing instead' Goku thought to himself. Goku unwrapped the butter and put it in the bowl. Vegeta poured all the sugar into the 'bowl'.
"Next is to mix together until mixture is smooth and add eggs and peanut butter." Vegeta read. Goku just threw the eggs into the 'bowl' and didn't notice he threw it in with out breaking the shells. Vegeta took out the peanuts and added more butter and put it in.
"Stir well and add flour and baking soda and mix well." Goku and Vegeta went outside to grab a lamp post nearby and stepped in some mud. The saiyans used that to stir until most of the mixture became smooth. Goku put in the flowers and the Vanilla Coke into the 'bowl' and mixed entire thing together.
"Take the mixture and roll it into little balls." Vegeta grabbed a whole bunch and rolled it into a ball. Goku took some too and rolled it messy floor as the cookie dough stuck on to things like lego pieces Goten had lying around.and other things (I don't own those either Eww. I'd hate to taste the cookie. ) . The two saiyans continued to do that until there were 12 gigantic balls of dough.
"Flatted the dough and put it on to a cookie dough sheet." The two saiyans shrugged and jumped on top of each ball and hopped until the mixture was flat. Also knowing that they still got mud on their feet. "What do we do for the cookie sheet?"
"Beats me Kakkarot"
Goku looked around and found some poster paper Gohan used for his studies. Goku took Goten's crayons and started drawing cookies on the paper. Goku showed Vegeta the sheet.
"Look here Veggie, cookie sheet"
"I guess that's what they mean by cookie sheet." Vegeta put the cookies in to the paper and said, "Here's the easy part, Time to bake!"
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Kameha: I think I'm gonna feel sick after writing this chapter. This recipe is gonna make me throw up.
Vegeta: I'm gonna make the best cookies in the world! Because I'm the best chef in the world!
Kameha: I don't think so.
Vegeta: Try one
Kameha: *being a nice kid that she is, Kameha takes two and gives one to Goku*
Vegeta: Well, what do you think?
Kameha: O.O! *swallows* It's a very.
Goku: Yummy! It better than Chi Chi's cooking that's for sure! Don't you agree Kameha?
Kameha: *faints*
Vegeta: She thinks it's so great, she's falling for it!