Previously: Sam gave Toby Batman and Robin shorts to wear. Ainsley popped
in and got to see Toby half naked, which made Sam jealous. Sam and Ainsley
fell asleep watching Lonesome Dove. We learn that Toby hates Westerns. Toby
calls Josh and tells him he can't handle staying with Sam. Josh offers that
he can stay with him the next night.
PART 3
"Toby! CJ's here," Sam yelled.
"Coming," Toby waddled out of the bedroom. "Sam, what the hell size pants do you wear?" Toby snapped.
"Apparently not your size," Sam smirked.
"The one time I don't have a camera," CJ couldn't control the laugher.
"These pants are riding up to places I didn't even know I had!" Toby looked down. "The bottom of these don't even go down to my shoes. They stop at the knee!"
"CJ's taking you shopping," Sam mentioned.
"Yes, but I have to go out in public wearing a shirt that is two sizes to tight, and pants that make me walk like I have something stuck up my ass!" Toby started yelling.
"Maybe we should get going," CJ mentioned. "You need some help out?"
"Shut up," Toby moaned. He was walking with his legs spread far apart. Sam and CJ found it very difficult not to laugh as he waddled out.
"Are you coming?" He snapped at CJ when he got outside.
"Yeah, you go ahead," CJ nodded.
"Get your ass out here!"
"I'll see you later Sam," CJ smiled and followed Toby out.
"Nice day out," CJ mentioned.
"Shut up."
"Are you going to be crabby all day?"
"Shut up."
When they got to the car, Toby opened the door and tried to get in. But he couldn't lift his legs.
"Need some help?" CJ smirked.
"Shut up," Toby moaned. He faced the car and then jumped in. Then he got himself pulled up to where he was somewhat standing on the passenger side. His head was tilted down so he could fit.
"How's it going?" CJ asked, getting in.
"Shut up," Toby moaned. "I can't move."
"Because of those pants, Pokey," CJ grinned. "I'm buying you some clothes today, don't worry."
"I hate people buying stuff for me," Toby moaned, as CJ started the car.
"Well, you don't have any money, so it's either, I buy them, or we steal them. You choose."
"I'll steal them."
"It's fine. Look, you can pay me back later if you want."
"I will pay you back."
"Okay then," CJ looked over and could feel how uncomfortable Toby was. "I'm sorry about what happened."
"Thank you," Toby moaned.
"We're here," CJ smiled and pulled into a small parking lot.
"Where?"
"I'm taking you to the factory outlet. For one thing, they're cheap, and there are not a lot of people here."
"Good," Toby franticly reached over to open the door. He's legs were staring to cramp up. As soon as the door opened, he flew out. "Much better."
"Ready?" CJ grabbed her purse and followed behind Toby. "You know, that shirt really brings out your abs."
"That's what Ainsley said," Toby moaned.
"And what was Ainsley doing looking at your abs?" CJ snapped.
"What can I say, I attract woman," Toby said, inconvincibly.
"Good morning," The clerk walked over and looked at Toby.
"He needs some clothes," CJ mentioned.
"I would think so," The clerk smirked. "The man's section is over there. Just ask if you need anything."
"When I find something, can I buy it and then change right away?" Toby begged.
"Of course," The clerk nodded and walked off.
"These look nice," CJ raised a pair of light blue jeans.
"Are they my size?" Toby asked.
"Yep," CJ smiled and handed them over.
"Great," Toby ripped the tag off. "Here, take the tag and buy these. I have to get out of these pants."
"You need a shirt," CJ mentioned. She looked around and grabbed a brown tee shirt. "Here," She ripped the tag off and went to the counter to pay. She watched as Toby waddled over to the changing room.
"I need a room."
"I'm sorry sir, it's cleaning day," The woman smiled. "We'll open them up in about 15 minutes."
"Lady, I can't wait 15 minutes!" Toby snapped.
"Okay, there're paid for," CJ walked up to them. "What's going on?"
"It's cleaning day," Toby said sarcastically. "Screw it."
Toby unbuttoned them and attempted to pull them down.
"Toby," CJ tried to cover him up, but he was moving around too much.
"Help," Toby moaned. "I can't get them off."
"What?" CJ looked down and noticed the pants only got down about inch. CJ got on her knees and started pulling them down.
"Oh my God!" They heard a woman scream and run out of the store.
"Well, this doesn't look that good," CJ smirked. "There're coming," CJ mentioned as she pulled harder. "There," She took a deep breath and stood up. The pants were around Toby's ankles. CJ looked around and noticed the huge crowd that had established.
"Thank you," Toby nodded. He kicked the pants away from his feet and bent down to put the new pants on him. As he did so, he heard all the women start whistling. "Very funny," He stood and glared. He pulled the pants up.
"They fit better?" CJ asked.
"Yes," Toby took a deep breath.
"Don't forget the shirt," CJ handed it over to him. "Brown's your color."
"Is the changing room open yet?" Toby looked over at the woman.
"No, I'm sorry," She smirked.
"I'll wait for the shirt," Toby nodded.
"Just do it real quick," CJ mentioned.
"Yeah," All the women agreed.
"What is this, a free show?" Toby snapped. Just then, CJ reached under the shirt and ripped it off. "CJ!"
"Here's the new shirt," CJ smirked. She could hear all the women talking and when she looked around, they were all smiling.
"I hate my life," Toby moaned and put the shirt on. Causing boos from the women. "Sorry, show's over."
"I'm coming here more often," One woman mentioned.
TBC
PART 3
"Toby! CJ's here," Sam yelled.
"Coming," Toby waddled out of the bedroom. "Sam, what the hell size pants do you wear?" Toby snapped.
"Apparently not your size," Sam smirked.
"The one time I don't have a camera," CJ couldn't control the laugher.
"These pants are riding up to places I didn't even know I had!" Toby looked down. "The bottom of these don't even go down to my shoes. They stop at the knee!"
"CJ's taking you shopping," Sam mentioned.
"Yes, but I have to go out in public wearing a shirt that is two sizes to tight, and pants that make me walk like I have something stuck up my ass!" Toby started yelling.
"Maybe we should get going," CJ mentioned. "You need some help out?"
"Shut up," Toby moaned. He was walking with his legs spread far apart. Sam and CJ found it very difficult not to laugh as he waddled out.
"Are you coming?" He snapped at CJ when he got outside.
"Yeah, you go ahead," CJ nodded.
"Get your ass out here!"
"I'll see you later Sam," CJ smiled and followed Toby out.
"Nice day out," CJ mentioned.
"Shut up."
"Are you going to be crabby all day?"
"Shut up."
When they got to the car, Toby opened the door and tried to get in. But he couldn't lift his legs.
"Need some help?" CJ smirked.
"Shut up," Toby moaned. He faced the car and then jumped in. Then he got himself pulled up to where he was somewhat standing on the passenger side. His head was tilted down so he could fit.
"How's it going?" CJ asked, getting in.
"Shut up," Toby moaned. "I can't move."
"Because of those pants, Pokey," CJ grinned. "I'm buying you some clothes today, don't worry."
"I hate people buying stuff for me," Toby moaned, as CJ started the car.
"Well, you don't have any money, so it's either, I buy them, or we steal them. You choose."
"I'll steal them."
"It's fine. Look, you can pay me back later if you want."
"I will pay you back."
"Okay then," CJ looked over and could feel how uncomfortable Toby was. "I'm sorry about what happened."
"Thank you," Toby moaned.
"We're here," CJ smiled and pulled into a small parking lot.
"Where?"
"I'm taking you to the factory outlet. For one thing, they're cheap, and there are not a lot of people here."
"Good," Toby franticly reached over to open the door. He's legs were staring to cramp up. As soon as the door opened, he flew out. "Much better."
"Ready?" CJ grabbed her purse and followed behind Toby. "You know, that shirt really brings out your abs."
"That's what Ainsley said," Toby moaned.
"And what was Ainsley doing looking at your abs?" CJ snapped.
"What can I say, I attract woman," Toby said, inconvincibly.
"Good morning," The clerk walked over and looked at Toby.
"He needs some clothes," CJ mentioned.
"I would think so," The clerk smirked. "The man's section is over there. Just ask if you need anything."
"When I find something, can I buy it and then change right away?" Toby begged.
"Of course," The clerk nodded and walked off.
"These look nice," CJ raised a pair of light blue jeans.
"Are they my size?" Toby asked.
"Yep," CJ smiled and handed them over.
"Great," Toby ripped the tag off. "Here, take the tag and buy these. I have to get out of these pants."
"You need a shirt," CJ mentioned. She looked around and grabbed a brown tee shirt. "Here," She ripped the tag off and went to the counter to pay. She watched as Toby waddled over to the changing room.
"I need a room."
"I'm sorry sir, it's cleaning day," The woman smiled. "We'll open them up in about 15 minutes."
"Lady, I can't wait 15 minutes!" Toby snapped.
"Okay, there're paid for," CJ walked up to them. "What's going on?"
"It's cleaning day," Toby said sarcastically. "Screw it."
Toby unbuttoned them and attempted to pull them down.
"Toby," CJ tried to cover him up, but he was moving around too much.
"Help," Toby moaned. "I can't get them off."
"What?" CJ looked down and noticed the pants only got down about inch. CJ got on her knees and started pulling them down.
"Oh my God!" They heard a woman scream and run out of the store.
"Well, this doesn't look that good," CJ smirked. "There're coming," CJ mentioned as she pulled harder. "There," She took a deep breath and stood up. The pants were around Toby's ankles. CJ looked around and noticed the huge crowd that had established.
"Thank you," Toby nodded. He kicked the pants away from his feet and bent down to put the new pants on him. As he did so, he heard all the women start whistling. "Very funny," He stood and glared. He pulled the pants up.
"They fit better?" CJ asked.
"Yes," Toby took a deep breath.
"Don't forget the shirt," CJ handed it over to him. "Brown's your color."
"Is the changing room open yet?" Toby looked over at the woman.
"No, I'm sorry," She smirked.
"I'll wait for the shirt," Toby nodded.
"Just do it real quick," CJ mentioned.
"Yeah," All the women agreed.
"What is this, a free show?" Toby snapped. Just then, CJ reached under the shirt and ripped it off. "CJ!"
"Here's the new shirt," CJ smirked. She could hear all the women talking and when she looked around, they were all smiling.
"I hate my life," Toby moaned and put the shirt on. Causing boos from the women. "Sorry, show's over."
"I'm coming here more often," One woman mentioned.
TBC