Previously: Toby leaves Sam's house. CJ offers to take him shopping for
some new clothes. Toby is caught with his pants down. And Toby is still
going to stay over with Josh tonight.
PART 4
"Sorry I don't have a guestroom," Josh said, fixing the blankets on the couch.
"It's fine," Toby nodded, flipping through the stations on the television.
"So, how did the shopping go with CJ?" Josh asked.
"Don't ask," Toby glared.
"Here you go," Amy brought out a plate of Pizza and a beer for Toby.
"Thanks," Toby smiled weakly.
"Where's mine?" Josh whined.
"In the kitchen," Amy sat down with her plate and began eating.
"Thanks a lot," Josh moaned and walked into the kitchen.
"I'm sorry to hear about your apartment building," Amy said. "Was anyone hurt?"
"No," Toby shook his head. "Why is there nothing on at ten?"
"We watch the game show network," Amy mentioned and grabbed the remote.
"What the hell is that?" Toby looked over as Amy changed the channel.
"It's a network that plays game shows," Josh answered, walking out and sitting next to Amy.
"That much I understood Josh," Toby glared.
"Any luck finding a place?"
"CJ and I looked, but everyone wants too much money. The cheapest I found was over seven hundred dollars a month."
"That's not bad," Amy mentioned.
"So, you have seven hundred dollars to give me a month?" Toby moaned, while looking over at Amy.
"Not really," Amy shook her head.
Toby watched as Amy and Josh ate their food quietly. He was amazed what a loud mouth Josh is at work, but when he's home, he hardly talks.
"You guys have anything planned tonight?" Toby finally broke the silence. Sam drove him nuts because he talked all the time, and Josh drove him nuts because he didn't talk enough.
"I have a report to finish," Amy mentioned. "Speaking of which, it's getting late."
"I'll walk you to the door," Josh stood.
"Good luck," Amy patted Toby on the knee and followed Josh to the door.
Toby waited as they said their goodbyes and then Josh walked back over and sat on the couch.
"You live a boring life Lyman," Toby shook his head.
"When Amy's here, sure," Josh nodded. "Lets go."
"What?" Toby watched as Josh grabbed his keys.
"We're going to have some fun tonight."
"What about the game show network?" Toby asked as Josh pulled him up.
"Toby. It's Saturday night and we're not working. And you want to stay here and watch television?" Josh glared. "Come on," Josh pulled Toby out and into the car.
"Where are we going?" Toby finally asked after twenty minutes.
"My friend owns this bar and I promised him I would go check it out. It's karaoke night my friend," Josh smiled.
"I'm not singing," Toby shook his head.
"You will if I get you drunk enough."
"Josh, there's not enough alcohol in this World to make me drunk," Toby said proudly.
"Here we are," Josh pulled over to the packed bar in the middle of nowhere. "Cool, huh?"
"Is the reason it's located in the middle of nowhere so no one will hear the gunshots?" Toby mentioned as Josh dragged him out of the car.
"Very funny," Josh smiled. "Listen, if we get separated, we'll meet up at the bathroom!" Josh yelled as they entered.
"What?" Toby couldn't hear past the blaring music. The place was packed with people. Toby finally got his way up to the bar, and turned around. He didn't see Josh and wasn't about to go try to locate the bathroom.
"What can I get you?" The bartender yelled.
"Jack Daniels!" Toby yelled back.
"Toby, isn't this great?" Josh ran up. "Look at all these people."
"Yeah, great!" Toby said sarcastically.
"What?" Josh leaned closer.
"Nevermind," Toby shook his head.
"Josh," A man walked up and shook Josh's hand.
"Steven, great place," Josh smiled. "This is Toby Zeigler, he works with me."
"It's nice to meet you," Steve smiled and shook Toby's hand.
"Likewise, I'm sure," Toby nodded.
"My friend here doesn't think there's enough alcohol on this planet to get him drunk," Josh mentioned, putting his arm around Toby.
"Is that right?" Steve smiled.
"Here's the Jack Daniels," The bartender handed the drink over to Toby.
"Wait," Steve took the drink and went behind the bar. "Let me make you my famous, Steve Express."
"Did you come up with that all on your own?" Toby asked sarcastically.
"Sure did," Steve nodded and made him up a drink. "Seven shots," He put seven shot glasses in front of Toby. "Now, if you can drink all seven of these at once, there will be no charge," He said, filling them up after he mixed it.
"No charge," Toby grinned.
"Free drinks for the rest of the night if you get these down," Steve nodded. By this time, a crowd had form all around them.
"Come on Toby," Josh smiled and patted his back. The crowd began to cheer Toby on.
"Okay," Toby grabbed one and lifted it up. He looked at it for a short time, and then drank it quickly. "Oh my God!" Toby hit the counter. "What the hell is in that thing?"
"Six more to go," Steve laughed.
"That's nasty," Toby shook it off and picked up another on. He took a deep breath and drank it. Making the same face that he did before. "Oh!" Toby couldn't believe how bad it tasted.
"Can you take anymore?" Steve asked.
"I got it now," Toby nodded and quickly downed the rest of them. Receiving loud cheers from the crowd.
"Damn," Steve shook his head. "No one has ever been able to do that."
"I'm dizzy," Toby mentioned.
"You're drunk," Steve laughed. "I'll see you later Josh, I have to set up the karaoke machine."
"See ya man," Josh nodded as Steve walked away. "How's it going?" Josh patted Toby on the back.
"I've never felt this way before," Toby tried to stand, but couldn't.
"I can't believe you did that. I've only seen one other person do that, but they could only get three down."
"You guys want to sing?" Steve came back over.
"I think I'm drunk enough," Josh drank the rest of his shot and stood up. "Toby," Josh reached for his friend, but couldn't see him. "Toby?"
"I'm here," Toby lifted his head up and noticed everything floating. "Josh?"
"Toby?"
"Josh?"
"Toby?"
"I'm right here," Toby stood and grabbed Josh on the shoulder. "Where are we going?"
"I'm not sure," Josh moaned. Steve led them to the stage. He stood them both up and made them lean against each other so they wouldn't fall down.
"What song do you like?" Steve asked.
"What?" Josh and Toby both yelled.
"Here we go," Steve turned on the song. "Sing!"
"I heard music," Josh moaned. "Do you hear music?"
"I hear music," Toby nodded, which made Josh's face fall down and lean on Toby's face.
"Sing!" The crowd danced around the stage to the song, Wild, Wild West, but Will Smith.
"Wild.West," Josh and Toby both moaned. "Wild, Wild West," They tried to follow the words, but couldn't see them. So they just kept singing the same part. "Wild.West,"
THREE HOURS LATER
"Josh, wake up," Steve slapped his friend. "Dude, should I call someone?"
"Where's Toby?" Josh mumbled.
"He's passed out over there," Steve pointed to the stage.
"I can't move," Josh said, still on the floor.
"You want me to call Donna?" Steve asked.
"Huh?" Josh moaned, but fell back to sleep.
"I guess I'm calling Donna," Steve moaned and walked over to the phone.
ONE HOUR LATER
"Steve?" Donna rushed in. "Where's the idiot?"
"Drooling of my floor," Steve pointed down to Josh lying on the floor.
"Can you help get him out to my car?" Donna asked.
"Sure, what about the other one?"
"What other one?" Donna asked.
"Him," Steve pointed over to the stage, where three women were hovering over Toby. "I think Josh said his name was Toby Ziegler."
"Are you serious?" Donna was amazed. "I guess I'll take him too."
"Ladies, can you drag him outside please?" Steve asked the women.
"Sure," One smiled. "We fixed him up."
"Here's one," Steve moaned as he put Josh in the back seat of Donna's car. "Where's the man?"
"Right here," The three women carried Toby out. "Doesn't he look better?" They asked as they tossed him in the back with Josh.
"Is that make-up?" Donna asked.
"Sure is," The all laughed.
"What's on his beard," Donna asked.
"Blue dye. He's the only one who was ever able to drink the full Steve Express."
"What the hell is that?"
"I'm not sure. I mix everything I can find and then put blue dye in it. It's pretty cool looking."
"So you dyed his beard?"
"Yeah, don't worry. It's the kind that you can just wash out," Steve mentioned.
"Great," Donna moaned and got in the car and drove to Josh's.
TBC
PART 4
"Sorry I don't have a guestroom," Josh said, fixing the blankets on the couch.
"It's fine," Toby nodded, flipping through the stations on the television.
"So, how did the shopping go with CJ?" Josh asked.
"Don't ask," Toby glared.
"Here you go," Amy brought out a plate of Pizza and a beer for Toby.
"Thanks," Toby smiled weakly.
"Where's mine?" Josh whined.
"In the kitchen," Amy sat down with her plate and began eating.
"Thanks a lot," Josh moaned and walked into the kitchen.
"I'm sorry to hear about your apartment building," Amy said. "Was anyone hurt?"
"No," Toby shook his head. "Why is there nothing on at ten?"
"We watch the game show network," Amy mentioned and grabbed the remote.
"What the hell is that?" Toby looked over as Amy changed the channel.
"It's a network that plays game shows," Josh answered, walking out and sitting next to Amy.
"That much I understood Josh," Toby glared.
"Any luck finding a place?"
"CJ and I looked, but everyone wants too much money. The cheapest I found was over seven hundred dollars a month."
"That's not bad," Amy mentioned.
"So, you have seven hundred dollars to give me a month?" Toby moaned, while looking over at Amy.
"Not really," Amy shook her head.
Toby watched as Amy and Josh ate their food quietly. He was amazed what a loud mouth Josh is at work, but when he's home, he hardly talks.
"You guys have anything planned tonight?" Toby finally broke the silence. Sam drove him nuts because he talked all the time, and Josh drove him nuts because he didn't talk enough.
"I have a report to finish," Amy mentioned. "Speaking of which, it's getting late."
"I'll walk you to the door," Josh stood.
"Good luck," Amy patted Toby on the knee and followed Josh to the door.
Toby waited as they said their goodbyes and then Josh walked back over and sat on the couch.
"You live a boring life Lyman," Toby shook his head.
"When Amy's here, sure," Josh nodded. "Lets go."
"What?" Toby watched as Josh grabbed his keys.
"We're going to have some fun tonight."
"What about the game show network?" Toby asked as Josh pulled him up.
"Toby. It's Saturday night and we're not working. And you want to stay here and watch television?" Josh glared. "Come on," Josh pulled Toby out and into the car.
"Where are we going?" Toby finally asked after twenty minutes.
"My friend owns this bar and I promised him I would go check it out. It's karaoke night my friend," Josh smiled.
"I'm not singing," Toby shook his head.
"You will if I get you drunk enough."
"Josh, there's not enough alcohol in this World to make me drunk," Toby said proudly.
"Here we are," Josh pulled over to the packed bar in the middle of nowhere. "Cool, huh?"
"Is the reason it's located in the middle of nowhere so no one will hear the gunshots?" Toby mentioned as Josh dragged him out of the car.
"Very funny," Josh smiled. "Listen, if we get separated, we'll meet up at the bathroom!" Josh yelled as they entered.
"What?" Toby couldn't hear past the blaring music. The place was packed with people. Toby finally got his way up to the bar, and turned around. He didn't see Josh and wasn't about to go try to locate the bathroom.
"What can I get you?" The bartender yelled.
"Jack Daniels!" Toby yelled back.
"Toby, isn't this great?" Josh ran up. "Look at all these people."
"Yeah, great!" Toby said sarcastically.
"What?" Josh leaned closer.
"Nevermind," Toby shook his head.
"Josh," A man walked up and shook Josh's hand.
"Steven, great place," Josh smiled. "This is Toby Zeigler, he works with me."
"It's nice to meet you," Steve smiled and shook Toby's hand.
"Likewise, I'm sure," Toby nodded.
"My friend here doesn't think there's enough alcohol on this planet to get him drunk," Josh mentioned, putting his arm around Toby.
"Is that right?" Steve smiled.
"Here's the Jack Daniels," The bartender handed the drink over to Toby.
"Wait," Steve took the drink and went behind the bar. "Let me make you my famous, Steve Express."
"Did you come up with that all on your own?" Toby asked sarcastically.
"Sure did," Steve nodded and made him up a drink. "Seven shots," He put seven shot glasses in front of Toby. "Now, if you can drink all seven of these at once, there will be no charge," He said, filling them up after he mixed it.
"No charge," Toby grinned.
"Free drinks for the rest of the night if you get these down," Steve nodded. By this time, a crowd had form all around them.
"Come on Toby," Josh smiled and patted his back. The crowd began to cheer Toby on.
"Okay," Toby grabbed one and lifted it up. He looked at it for a short time, and then drank it quickly. "Oh my God!" Toby hit the counter. "What the hell is in that thing?"
"Six more to go," Steve laughed.
"That's nasty," Toby shook it off and picked up another on. He took a deep breath and drank it. Making the same face that he did before. "Oh!" Toby couldn't believe how bad it tasted.
"Can you take anymore?" Steve asked.
"I got it now," Toby nodded and quickly downed the rest of them. Receiving loud cheers from the crowd.
"Damn," Steve shook his head. "No one has ever been able to do that."
"I'm dizzy," Toby mentioned.
"You're drunk," Steve laughed. "I'll see you later Josh, I have to set up the karaoke machine."
"See ya man," Josh nodded as Steve walked away. "How's it going?" Josh patted Toby on the back.
"I've never felt this way before," Toby tried to stand, but couldn't.
"I can't believe you did that. I've only seen one other person do that, but they could only get three down."
"You guys want to sing?" Steve came back over.
"I think I'm drunk enough," Josh drank the rest of his shot and stood up. "Toby," Josh reached for his friend, but couldn't see him. "Toby?"
"I'm here," Toby lifted his head up and noticed everything floating. "Josh?"
"Toby?"
"Josh?"
"Toby?"
"I'm right here," Toby stood and grabbed Josh on the shoulder. "Where are we going?"
"I'm not sure," Josh moaned. Steve led them to the stage. He stood them both up and made them lean against each other so they wouldn't fall down.
"What song do you like?" Steve asked.
"What?" Josh and Toby both yelled.
"Here we go," Steve turned on the song. "Sing!"
"I heard music," Josh moaned. "Do you hear music?"
"I hear music," Toby nodded, which made Josh's face fall down and lean on Toby's face.
"Sing!" The crowd danced around the stage to the song, Wild, Wild West, but Will Smith.
"Wild.West," Josh and Toby both moaned. "Wild, Wild West," They tried to follow the words, but couldn't see them. So they just kept singing the same part. "Wild.West,"
THREE HOURS LATER
"Josh, wake up," Steve slapped his friend. "Dude, should I call someone?"
"Where's Toby?" Josh mumbled.
"He's passed out over there," Steve pointed to the stage.
"I can't move," Josh said, still on the floor.
"You want me to call Donna?" Steve asked.
"Huh?" Josh moaned, but fell back to sleep.
"I guess I'm calling Donna," Steve moaned and walked over to the phone.
ONE HOUR LATER
"Steve?" Donna rushed in. "Where's the idiot?"
"Drooling of my floor," Steve pointed down to Josh lying on the floor.
"Can you help get him out to my car?" Donna asked.
"Sure, what about the other one?"
"What other one?" Donna asked.
"Him," Steve pointed over to the stage, where three women were hovering over Toby. "I think Josh said his name was Toby Ziegler."
"Are you serious?" Donna was amazed. "I guess I'll take him too."
"Ladies, can you drag him outside please?" Steve asked the women.
"Sure," One smiled. "We fixed him up."
"Here's one," Steve moaned as he put Josh in the back seat of Donna's car. "Where's the man?"
"Right here," The three women carried Toby out. "Doesn't he look better?" They asked as they tossed him in the back with Josh.
"Is that make-up?" Donna asked.
"Sure is," The all laughed.
"What's on his beard," Donna asked.
"Blue dye. He's the only one who was ever able to drink the full Steve Express."
"What the hell is that?"
"I'm not sure. I mix everything I can find and then put blue dye in it. It's pretty cool looking."
"So you dyed his beard?"
"Yeah, don't worry. It's the kind that you can just wash out," Steve mentioned.
"Great," Donna moaned and got in the car and drove to Josh's.
TBC