Evergreen: Psst. I want Computer to narrate now. Oh, and also, sorry that this one is so long! Don't worry though! Since most of it is dialog, it won't take as long as I might think. ^_^heheh

[theme song] CHAPTER 2: 2 Down

Mai: "Well... How about we all get some shut eye? I don't know about you, but I'm beat."

Tea: "Yeah, me too. I need to get a good night's rest so I'll be fully prepared to die tommorrow."

Everyone goes into their correct room and goes to sleep. There are only 2 beds in the boys' room. And one bed in the girls' room. [shrugs] Oh well. Someone's just gonna have to sleep on the floor. Oh man! Evergreen forgot to vacuum it this year!

Joey wakes up in the middle of slumber for a midnight drink. Que wakes up and sees the clock flash from 11:54 to 11:55. She gets up for a glass of water and take her daily vitamins. As they exit the room through the hall, they bump into each other.

Joey: "Hey! Why are you awake?"

Que: "I'm thersty."

Joey: "Well, why don't we go together? Just incase the murder shows up, I'll protect you. What's your name by the way?"

Que: "Que."

Joey: "Like in cube?"

Que: "Yes, just like in coob."

Joey laughs at her strange accent. He takes her hand and they go down the stairs quietly. They arrive at the fridge.

Que: "I'll get sum cups."

Que was tall enough to reach the cabinents. She brought two cups and poured water into them. She gave a glass to Joey and they drank.

Joey: "Wasn't so bad. No one came to kill us, unless you're the murderer. But I doubt it."

Que: "How do you know?"

Joey: o_o "Are you?"

Que: "No. I just like to be silly." [giggles]

Joey: "Phew! Don't scare me like that. C'mon, let's go to bed."

Voice: "Lock down at 12 A.... M." [locks all doors]

Que: [places her hands on the side of her face in horror] "Holy cwap!"

Joey: "You said it! What if the murder came out of the bedrooms and is stuck out here with us?"

They go into the dark living room and sit side by side. Joey took the overthrow and wrapped it around Que.

Joey: "You go to sleep and I'll watch out for the murder."

Que: "No, you go to sleep and we let the murdewr kill us anyway. We'll die soonah o latah."

Joey: "No, no, no, no! I'm not going to sleep while some guy is chopping away at my head!"

Que: [laughs] "You funny. Now go to sleep. There's nothing we can do, so why fight it?"

Joey gives in and takes some of the throw over to keep himself warm. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That next morning, Que and Joey are the first to wake up.

Joey: [is happy] "Either heaven looks a lot like Evergreen's house or we're alive!"

Que: "We awive!"

Mai: [comes down in her PJs] "What's going on down here?"

Joey: "We're alive!"

Mai: "What are you doing with that girl?"

Joey: "We're alive!"

Mai: [says as she comes off the stairs and walks into the kitchen] "Whatever."

Everyone else comes down and sits at the table in the kitchen. There were no more seats, so Que and Joey had to stand.

Joey: "Anyone else in the mood for some food?"

Que: "I have a wumbly in my tumbly."

Tristan stands up and says, "I'll cook breakfast!" ^_^

Joey: [gags] "You must be the murder! You want to kill us all with your bad cooking!"

Tristan: "Excuse me?!" [folds his arms]

Yugi: "Well, you have to admit, you could use a little bit more... practice."

Yami B.: "I don't give a damn who cooks the damn food, just cook it, damit! I'm hungry!"

Mai: "I will cook it!" [puts on white hat and empties the fridge and turns on the stove] "I'll take requests."

Everyone shouts out foods, Joey's voice being the loudest.

Mai: "I'll make something of everything. Alright, let's get cookin'!"

When Mai is done, she gives everyone a plate of with eggs, bacon, biscuits,

sweet bread, toast, orange juice, sausages, and other breakfast foods.

Joey: "Wow, Mai! This is really good!"

Mai: "I know."

Bakura: "I must say that you put in a bit much salt in the fried eggs."

Joey and Que and Tristan finished their food already.

Que: [to Joey]"I'm still hungwry"

Joey: "Go and 'borrow' some food. They won't mind. Atleast when I do it. Just act cute. Oh wait, you don't have to. You already are."

Que: =-D

Tristan gets up to put is plate back and notices Joey with a suspicious look on his face. He sneaks up on them and says, "Whatcha doin?" Que gets startled and drops her plate. Oh, she's so clumsy! No wonder Evergreen wants her dead! Clumsy, alien-accented retard! Everyone turned their attension to her.

Que: "... I still hungwry..."

Yami B. gets annoyed and gets up. "You really deserve this before everyone else!"

Yami: "No! Leave her alone Bakura! Unless you want this game to end with you as the answer."

Yami sits back down. "Fine." No one notices that Tea is now gone and replaced with a note.

When everyone is done and the hungry trio are done with the food the got, who knows how they got it, it was time to clean up.

Kaiba: "Oh... I'm sorry... I gotta go turn in my rented por... porcupine videos. They're almost over due!"

Yami B.: "And I've got to go help him!"

Mokuba: "Wait up, big brother!"

Weevil: "I've got to go... [can't think of a lie] I've got to go!"

Yugi: "I'll help clean up."

Weevil: "On second thought, I'll stay."

Pegasus was just about to make an excuse when Mai cut in.

Mai: "Enough excuses! Anyone willing to help clean up, raise your hand."

Everyone looked around the kitchen. There was sloppy goo everywhere. Yugi and Yami's hands were up. Tristan put up his. Weevil, his too. And Bakura.

Tristan: "C'mon Joey, help out so the job gets done quicker."

Joey raises his hand. Que, that stupid copy-cat, raises her hand, too.

Mai: "Everyone with their hand raised and Duke! Okay. Let's start cleaning." [Throws them a rag.]

Pegasus: [as he leaves] "See you later Yugi-boy, Yami-boy, Joey-boy, Bakura- boy, Que-...boy, Duke-boy, Weevil-boy [tries to remember] Oh yes, Tristan-boy, and Mai-girl."

Bandith Kieth: "Yea, see you suckers later." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As their cleaning, Bakura comes across the note.

Bakura: "It seems I've found something."

Yami: "If it's that Funny Bunny action-figure, then it's Pegasus's. He's been complaining about it being lost all night last night."

Bakura: "Actually, it's a note, and a very important clue. Has anyone noticed that Tea's been missing?"

Silence.

Bakura: "And she's been replaced with the note."

Kaiba comes down with a brown paper bag. Everyone looks at him.

Kaiba: "I'm just returning my videos, okay?" [under his breathe] "and there goes my only source of entertainment."

Que: [being a nosey-nose... person] "What moo vees did you have, again?"

Kaiba: "I'll tell you later" [leaves]

Bakura: "Must I be delayed any longer?"

Yugi: [eating sugar] "Yes! Heehee!"

Bakura: [sigh] "Doesn't anyone care about this clue?"

Duke: "I do. Just wait until we've finished cleaning and less hyper."

Tristan: "AH!" [collaspes on the floor]

Yugi: "AHEE! AHEE! oopsies."

To be continued...