Previously: Toby thinks Josh lives a boring life, but only when Amy's
around. Josh takes Toby to a bar. Toby drinks seven shots of something that
was blue. Josh and Toby attempt to sing, Wild, Wild West by Will Smith, but
fail. Steve called Donna to pick them up. And Toby has a blue beard.
PART 6
"Oh," Toby raised his head up slowly and looked around. He grabbed his head and shut his eyes tight, trying to get rid of the massive pain he was feeling.
"Headache?" Donna walked in with a glass of water and some aspirin.
"Yes," Toby whispered and took the two things from Donna. "Thanks."
"So, did you two boys have some fun last night?" Donna asked, harshly.
"I don't remember most of it," Toby shook his head. He looked up and noticed Donna laughing. "What?"
"You have no idea how bad you look right now," She smirked.
"Thanks Donna," Toby glared.
"Look," Donna walked over and got a mirror. She bent down and handed it to him.
"How bad can it be," He asked while lifting the mirror. He shot up when he saw himself. "What happened?"
"Mascara looks good on you," Donna grinned. "Oh no."
"What?" Toby looked around.
"Look," Donna reached up and touched Toby's left ear.
"Ouch!" Toby snapped. "What did you do?"
"You got pierced," Donna tried to hide the grin on her face.
"What?" Toby quickly ran over to the bigger mirror and saw it. "How did this happen?"
"I thought you didn't get drunk," Donna mentioned.
"I drank something that was blue," Toby mentioned, and then stopped. "My beard!"
"It's blue, like your drinks."
"Go away," Toby ordered Donna out and slammed the door. He looked over and saw Josh sleeping on the floor. "I'm going to kill him," Toby ran over and sat on Josh, making him wake up.
"What?" Josh yelled. Toby wrapped his hands around Josh's neck and started strangling him.
"Look at me. I'm pierced and I'm blue!" Toby yelled.
"My.head. My.head," Josh moaned as Toby continued.
"Toby," Donna rushed in and tackled Toby. Josh turned to his side, as Donna and Toby rammed into the wall.
"What the hell is going on in here?" Amy barged in. "Josh?"
"Where am I?" Josh sat up and looked around.
"My head," Toby moaned and closed his eyes.
"Donna, what happened?" Amy demanded.
"Looks like moron one and moron two went partying last night," Donna said, while standing up.
"Josh, I left after ten. What the hell did you two do?" Amy smacked Josh on the head.
"Ouch!" Josh whined and fell to the floor.
"Hit him more!" Toby yelled, while holding his head.
"Toby, what the hell is all over your face?" Amy asked, looking over to him.
"Make-up of some kind," Toby moaned.
"When did you have a blue bread?" Amy couldn't help but smile when she saw the ear. "And the earring?"
"Well, I guess last night when I was passed out, because I don't remember anything," Toby shrugged. He was getting dizzy again.
"Josh, you're in trouble," Amy warned.
"Come on Toby," Donna walked over and helped Toby up. "You can spend the night at my place tonight."
"What about Josh?" Toby asked, standing up slowly.
"I think Amy's going to kill him," Donna whispered.
"I know," Toby nodded. "I want to watch."
"Come on," Donna helped Toby out. "Bye Amy."
"Thanks Donna. I'm sorry you had to take care of them."
"I'm used to it," Donna smiled. "Where are your things?" Donna asked Toby.
"In that bag," Toby pointed.
"Is this it?" Donna grabbed it.
"Yep. CJ bought me two shirts and two pants," Toby smiled weakly. "Sam has my suit."
"We'll stop and get you one before we go to my house," Donna mentioned. "Come on."
"Thanks," Toby said as Donna started the car and began to drive away. "But I still would have liked to see Amy hurt Josh." He reached up to his ear and started touching his new earring.
"Don't touch it. You might get it infected," Donna mentioned. "When we get to my house, I'll clean it with some alcohol."
"Never mention the word alcohol to me again," Toby moaned.
"Deal," Donna smirked. "Listen, why don't we get you cleaned up first and then we'll go buy you a suit?"
"Just take me to CJ's house. She has an extra suit for me there."
"Why does CJ have one of your suits?" Donna grinned.
"Because she stole it from me."
"Why did she steal one of your suits?"
"Because I ruined one of her dresses."
"How?"
"I took it down to have it cleaned because she asked me to. Well, I came across this little, do it yourself place, and it was cheaper. The next thing I know, it shrunk a couple of sizes."
"How small?"
"Lets just say she gave it to her niece for her Barbie collection," Toby moaned and rested his head on the window as Donna drove to CJ's.
CJ'S HOUSE
"You coming?" Donna asked.
"Yeah," Toby moaned and got out of the car. His eyes were squinted to avoid the sun. "Do I look better?" Toby asked.
"Sure," Donna lied and rang the doorbell.
"You just lied to me, huh?" Toby glared.
"Yes," Donna nodded.
"Hey," CJ opened the door. "What happened?" CJ asked frantic. "Did you get kidnapped by a biker gang?"
"Very funny," Toby snapped and welcomed himself in.
"Oh, you stink," CJ walked away. "Did someone go out drinking last night?" CJ smirked.
"I don't remember," Toby snapped.
"You have an earring," CJ touched it.
"Ouch!" Toby hit her arm away. "It's still tender CJ!"
"Tell me you didn't do this on purpose?"
"Why would I put a hole in my ear?" Toby snapped, sarcastically.
"Mid-life crisis," CJ shrugged.
"Where's my suit?" Toby changed the subject.
"Don't you mean, my suit?" CJ glared.
"CJ," Toby said in a warning tone.
"I'll get it," CJ laughed and walked back to her room.
"How's your head?" Donna asked.
"It hurts," Toby leaned his head against the wall.
"Here," CJ came out and tossed it over to Toby. "I'm guessing the suit's for work tomorrow," She cracked.
"Good call Claudia," Toby rolled his eyes and started to walk out.
"Where's Josh?" CJ asked.
"He's getting yelled at by Amy," Toby smiled.
"So he made Donna take you out?"
"He's going to stay with me tonight," Donna mentioned. "It's going to take me all night to get him cleaned up."
"Yeah. I don't think it would be such a good idea to have Toby meet with the President tomorrow with make-up and a blue beard," CJ smirked.
"Thanks for caring," Toby moaned.
"I'll see you tomorrow muffin," CJ winked at Toby.
"Can we go now?" Toby asked, walking out.
"If he's any trouble, call me," CJ offered Donna.
"Thanks," Donna smiled. "I'll see you tomorrow."
"Bye," CJ smiled. "Bye Toby!"
"Yeah, yeah."
TBC
PART 6
"Oh," Toby raised his head up slowly and looked around. He grabbed his head and shut his eyes tight, trying to get rid of the massive pain he was feeling.
"Headache?" Donna walked in with a glass of water and some aspirin.
"Yes," Toby whispered and took the two things from Donna. "Thanks."
"So, did you two boys have some fun last night?" Donna asked, harshly.
"I don't remember most of it," Toby shook his head. He looked up and noticed Donna laughing. "What?"
"You have no idea how bad you look right now," She smirked.
"Thanks Donna," Toby glared.
"Look," Donna walked over and got a mirror. She bent down and handed it to him.
"How bad can it be," He asked while lifting the mirror. He shot up when he saw himself. "What happened?"
"Mascara looks good on you," Donna grinned. "Oh no."
"What?" Toby looked around.
"Look," Donna reached up and touched Toby's left ear.
"Ouch!" Toby snapped. "What did you do?"
"You got pierced," Donna tried to hide the grin on her face.
"What?" Toby quickly ran over to the bigger mirror and saw it. "How did this happen?"
"I thought you didn't get drunk," Donna mentioned.
"I drank something that was blue," Toby mentioned, and then stopped. "My beard!"
"It's blue, like your drinks."
"Go away," Toby ordered Donna out and slammed the door. He looked over and saw Josh sleeping on the floor. "I'm going to kill him," Toby ran over and sat on Josh, making him wake up.
"What?" Josh yelled. Toby wrapped his hands around Josh's neck and started strangling him.
"Look at me. I'm pierced and I'm blue!" Toby yelled.
"My.head. My.head," Josh moaned as Toby continued.
"Toby," Donna rushed in and tackled Toby. Josh turned to his side, as Donna and Toby rammed into the wall.
"What the hell is going on in here?" Amy barged in. "Josh?"
"Where am I?" Josh sat up and looked around.
"My head," Toby moaned and closed his eyes.
"Donna, what happened?" Amy demanded.
"Looks like moron one and moron two went partying last night," Donna said, while standing up.
"Josh, I left after ten. What the hell did you two do?" Amy smacked Josh on the head.
"Ouch!" Josh whined and fell to the floor.
"Hit him more!" Toby yelled, while holding his head.
"Toby, what the hell is all over your face?" Amy asked, looking over to him.
"Make-up of some kind," Toby moaned.
"When did you have a blue bread?" Amy couldn't help but smile when she saw the ear. "And the earring?"
"Well, I guess last night when I was passed out, because I don't remember anything," Toby shrugged. He was getting dizzy again.
"Josh, you're in trouble," Amy warned.
"Come on Toby," Donna walked over and helped Toby up. "You can spend the night at my place tonight."
"What about Josh?" Toby asked, standing up slowly.
"I think Amy's going to kill him," Donna whispered.
"I know," Toby nodded. "I want to watch."
"Come on," Donna helped Toby out. "Bye Amy."
"Thanks Donna. I'm sorry you had to take care of them."
"I'm used to it," Donna smiled. "Where are your things?" Donna asked Toby.
"In that bag," Toby pointed.
"Is this it?" Donna grabbed it.
"Yep. CJ bought me two shirts and two pants," Toby smiled weakly. "Sam has my suit."
"We'll stop and get you one before we go to my house," Donna mentioned. "Come on."
"Thanks," Toby said as Donna started the car and began to drive away. "But I still would have liked to see Amy hurt Josh." He reached up to his ear and started touching his new earring.
"Don't touch it. You might get it infected," Donna mentioned. "When we get to my house, I'll clean it with some alcohol."
"Never mention the word alcohol to me again," Toby moaned.
"Deal," Donna smirked. "Listen, why don't we get you cleaned up first and then we'll go buy you a suit?"
"Just take me to CJ's house. She has an extra suit for me there."
"Why does CJ have one of your suits?" Donna grinned.
"Because she stole it from me."
"Why did she steal one of your suits?"
"Because I ruined one of her dresses."
"How?"
"I took it down to have it cleaned because she asked me to. Well, I came across this little, do it yourself place, and it was cheaper. The next thing I know, it shrunk a couple of sizes."
"How small?"
"Lets just say she gave it to her niece for her Barbie collection," Toby moaned and rested his head on the window as Donna drove to CJ's.
CJ'S HOUSE
"You coming?" Donna asked.
"Yeah," Toby moaned and got out of the car. His eyes were squinted to avoid the sun. "Do I look better?" Toby asked.
"Sure," Donna lied and rang the doorbell.
"You just lied to me, huh?" Toby glared.
"Yes," Donna nodded.
"Hey," CJ opened the door. "What happened?" CJ asked frantic. "Did you get kidnapped by a biker gang?"
"Very funny," Toby snapped and welcomed himself in.
"Oh, you stink," CJ walked away. "Did someone go out drinking last night?" CJ smirked.
"I don't remember," Toby snapped.
"You have an earring," CJ touched it.
"Ouch!" Toby hit her arm away. "It's still tender CJ!"
"Tell me you didn't do this on purpose?"
"Why would I put a hole in my ear?" Toby snapped, sarcastically.
"Mid-life crisis," CJ shrugged.
"Where's my suit?" Toby changed the subject.
"Don't you mean, my suit?" CJ glared.
"CJ," Toby said in a warning tone.
"I'll get it," CJ laughed and walked back to her room.
"How's your head?" Donna asked.
"It hurts," Toby leaned his head against the wall.
"Here," CJ came out and tossed it over to Toby. "I'm guessing the suit's for work tomorrow," She cracked.
"Good call Claudia," Toby rolled his eyes and started to walk out.
"Where's Josh?" CJ asked.
"He's getting yelled at by Amy," Toby smiled.
"So he made Donna take you out?"
"He's going to stay with me tonight," Donna mentioned. "It's going to take me all night to get him cleaned up."
"Yeah. I don't think it would be such a good idea to have Toby meet with the President tomorrow with make-up and a blue beard," CJ smirked.
"Thanks for caring," Toby moaned.
"I'll see you tomorrow muffin," CJ winked at Toby.
"Can we go now?" Toby asked, walking out.
"If he's any trouble, call me," CJ offered Donna.
"Thanks," Donna smiled. "I'll see you tomorrow."
"Bye," CJ smiled. "Bye Toby!"
"Yeah, yeah."
TBC