Evergreen: Great! Thanks for the reviews guys. I hope I won't let you down.
Now, ever since 3 days ago I found fanfiction.net, I've read tons of
stories and even wrote a funny/stupid/totally pointless story! And... quite
frankly... I've come to enjoy reading. This is a surprise to me as well
because ever since I can remember I've depised reading with a passion!
flash back
Mom: I bought you the newest Harry Potter book!
Me: Oh, joy! I just can't wait to read! [mom goes back to work, I burn the
book]
farther back into the past
Teacher: Now, honey, you realize that you must read atleast 3 books a six
weeks to test on the computer?
Me: Yes... [looks at computer report and reads: 0 books tested]
farther back into past
Teacher: And remember, reading is fun!
Me: [hands in desk] Yeah, yeah! [ripping apart a babysitter's club book]
end flashback
[shakes head] The beginning of the story is kind of... rough. So I'm
planning on changing some things. Yes, I think I'll change them after
typing this chapter. Anyway, let's see what the gang's been up to.
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[theme song] CHAPTER 3: The Cwoos are Piying Up!
Yami: "YUGI!!! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!" Yugi: [shifts eyes frantically] "Wh-what are you talking about? St-stop yelling at me!" Yami: [gets on his knees and lifts Tristans head] "WHYYY?!!" Duke: "Shut. Up!" Joey: "Relax, it's not like he was important anyway. Now what we've got to figure out is who done it." Bakura: "Uh, I'm still here you know? I have a c-l-o-o!" Que: "Jinkies!" Weevil: "Uh! Well you should [lisp] said somethin' before!" [snatches the note from Bakura's hands] "I will read it alloud." [clears throat] "Mwa. ha. ha. ha. ha. I have killed someone. I will give you a hint. I am the opposhite... opposhi... different than who you think I am." Yami: "And look, here's another clue." [flips Tristan over] "He's been killed with a dangerously sharp video tape!" [takes out the tape and looks at the title] "...hmm..." [wipes the blood on Tristan's jacket and holds on to it as if he was keeping it] Joey: "Hey, uh, wasn't that Kaiba who left to return some videos?" Mai: "Yeah, and it looked like he started heading out the door, but I didn't hear a door open until after Tristan died." Que: "The cwoos are piying up!" Duke: "So we got our man? Kaiba?" Yami: "I don't know if we should yet. It's only two people. We still have another [counts on fingers] 12 people alive" Mai: "Whatever. I'm going to call Evergreen and tell her I've got the answer." Bakura: "Mai, you'll die if you're incorrect!" Weevil: [grabs the phone] "Haha! Suckers! That prize is mine!" [speed dials Evergreen] Duke: "Do you actually think its possible for Evergreen to not make fun of Weevil, of all people on the show?!"
The telephone's shrill ring is heard through out the kitchen. Evergreen answers on the 3rd.
Evergreen: "Hello? Could you make this fast, I'm kinda busy." Weevil: "I KNOW WHO IT IS[lisp]!" Evergreen: "Weevil?! No! -_- Fine. Who is the murderer? and try to talk quickly, yet understandably and don't spit on anyone." Weevil: "Kaiba! It'sss Kaiba!" Evergreen: "..." Weevil grins his annoying little grin. Evergreen: "COMPUTER?!" Voice: "Yes?" Evergreen: "IS HE RIGHT?!" Voice: "Weevil... incorrect." Evergreen: "HAHAHA! LOSER!" [hangs up] Weevil: "Why are you laughing?! What was ssso funny?!" Voice: "Must eliminate Weevil." Weevil: "Uh... huh?" Voice: "Say your... p-prayers." [sounds come from thin air of the computer charging up its death machine.] Weevil suddenly is lit on fire. He runs in circles until he is nothing but ashes. Voice: "Clean up.... absorb Weevil ashes." [Weevil ashes are absorbed into the floor] "Decompose and absorb Tristan body." [Tristan's body is suddenly decaded and absorbed into the floor.] Duke: "Mind absorbing some of this cooking mess for us?" Voice: "I am not obliged to serve you." Duke: "F u." Voice: "F u 2 u 2." Yugi: [sugar rush has decreased] [sighs] "Well, now are choices are numbered down." Bakura: "And we have the advantage. We've seen all the clues so far."
They all finished cleaning the kitchen. Yugi was staying closer to Yami than usual. They all lounged in the living room, tired.
Joey: "So what do we do now?" Mai: "I dunno, Joey." Yugi: "Maybe there's something on the TV." Joey: "Yeah, the boob-tube's never let me down."
Yugi turned on the tv to find it on CNN.
Que: "Bowing!"
Yugi changes it to the Discovery Channel.
Bakura: "OH! It's the documentary on animal reproduction!"
Que: "Bowing!"
Yugi changes it to Nickelodeon. Something called "Chalk Zone" was on.
Que: "Bowing!"
Yugi changes it to WB. The Simpsons are on.
Que: "Bowing! OH, no wait! This is good."
Just then a thud was heard upstairs. You could hear Yami Bakura laughing. Unfortunately, no one could hear this over the tv. Que had turned up the volume. Nothing but that renowned catchy theme song could be heard.
[theme song] CHAPTER 3: The Cwoos are Piying Up!
Yami: "YUGI!!! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!" Yugi: [shifts eyes frantically] "Wh-what are you talking about? St-stop yelling at me!" Yami: [gets on his knees and lifts Tristans head] "WHYYY?!!" Duke: "Shut. Up!" Joey: "Relax, it's not like he was important anyway. Now what we've got to figure out is who done it." Bakura: "Uh, I'm still here you know? I have a c-l-o-o!" Que: "Jinkies!" Weevil: "Uh! Well you should [lisp] said somethin' before!" [snatches the note from Bakura's hands] "I will read it alloud." [clears throat] "Mwa. ha. ha. ha. ha. I have killed someone. I will give you a hint. I am the opposhite... opposhi... different than who you think I am." Yami: "And look, here's another clue." [flips Tristan over] "He's been killed with a dangerously sharp video tape!" [takes out the tape and looks at the title] "...hmm..." [wipes the blood on Tristan's jacket and holds on to it as if he was keeping it] Joey: "Hey, uh, wasn't that Kaiba who left to return some videos?" Mai: "Yeah, and it looked like he started heading out the door, but I didn't hear a door open until after Tristan died." Que: "The cwoos are piying up!" Duke: "So we got our man? Kaiba?" Yami: "I don't know if we should yet. It's only two people. We still have another [counts on fingers] 12 people alive" Mai: "Whatever. I'm going to call Evergreen and tell her I've got the answer." Bakura: "Mai, you'll die if you're incorrect!" Weevil: [grabs the phone] "Haha! Suckers! That prize is mine!" [speed dials Evergreen] Duke: "Do you actually think its possible for Evergreen to not make fun of Weevil, of all people on the show?!"
The telephone's shrill ring is heard through out the kitchen. Evergreen answers on the 3rd.
Evergreen: "Hello? Could you make this fast, I'm kinda busy." Weevil: "I KNOW WHO IT IS[lisp]!" Evergreen: "Weevil?! No! -_- Fine. Who is the murderer? and try to talk quickly, yet understandably and don't spit on anyone." Weevil: "Kaiba! It'sss Kaiba!" Evergreen: "..." Weevil grins his annoying little grin. Evergreen: "COMPUTER?!" Voice: "Yes?" Evergreen: "IS HE RIGHT?!" Voice: "Weevil... incorrect." Evergreen: "HAHAHA! LOSER!" [hangs up] Weevil: "Why are you laughing?! What was ssso funny?!" Voice: "Must eliminate Weevil." Weevil: "Uh... huh?" Voice: "Say your... p-prayers." [sounds come from thin air of the computer charging up its death machine.] Weevil suddenly is lit on fire. He runs in circles until he is nothing but ashes. Voice: "Clean up.... absorb Weevil ashes." [Weevil ashes are absorbed into the floor] "Decompose and absorb Tristan body." [Tristan's body is suddenly decaded and absorbed into the floor.] Duke: "Mind absorbing some of this cooking mess for us?" Voice: "I am not obliged to serve you." Duke: "F u." Voice: "F u 2 u 2." Yugi: [sugar rush has decreased] [sighs] "Well, now are choices are numbered down." Bakura: "And we have the advantage. We've seen all the clues so far."
They all finished cleaning the kitchen. Yugi was staying closer to Yami than usual. They all lounged in the living room, tired.
Joey: "So what do we do now?" Mai: "I dunno, Joey." Yugi: "Maybe there's something on the TV." Joey: "Yeah, the boob-tube's never let me down."
Yugi turned on the tv to find it on CNN.
Que: "Bowing!"
Yugi changes it to the Discovery Channel.
Bakura: "OH! It's the documentary on animal reproduction!"
Que: "Bowing!"
Yugi changes it to Nickelodeon. Something called "Chalk Zone" was on.
Que: "Bowing!"
Yugi changes it to WB. The Simpsons are on.
Que: "Bowing! OH, no wait! This is good."
Just then a thud was heard upstairs. You could hear Yami Bakura laughing. Unfortunately, no one could hear this over the tv. Que had turned up the volume. Nothing but that renowned catchy theme song could be heard.