Previously: Toby tries to kill Josh. Donna takes Toby with her so Amy could kill Josh. Donna offers Toby a place to stay. CJ gives Toby one of his suits. And everyone is still mentioning the earring.

Part 6

"Ouch!" Toby screamed. "That hurts!"

"Toby, do you want the earring out or not?"

"Not if it hurts this bad," Toby moaned as Donna applied more alcohol in the ear.

"Fine, look. Let me clean the area and then in a week or two, we should be able to take it out with no problem," Donna mentioned.

"I can live with that," Toby nodded.

"Everyone is going to mention it, but you're being a baby," Donna joked.

"Men are not supposed to have their ear pierced," Toby proclaimed.

"Yet just about every man I know has one," Donna smirked. "Even you."

"Yeah, yeah," Toby rolled his eyes as she finished up. "Okay, here's some soap. Go take a shower and wash that blue stuff out of your beard," Donna ordered.

"Fine," Toby got up and started walking to the bathroom. "I don't have any clothes to wear tonight. They're all dirty."

"I have a robe you can wear in the bathroom," Donna pointed out and walked into the kitchen.

"I'd rather sleep in my suit," Toby whispered to himself and went to take a shower.

Donna finished making the sandwiches when the phone started ringing.

"Hello."

"Hey," Josh moaned. "How's Toby?"

"He's crabby," Donna snapped. "What the hell happened Josh?"

"I don't remember past Toby drinking those shots," Josh shrugged. "Thanks for taking him."

"No problem," Donna shook her head. "Get some sleep Josh."

"I honestly don't think that will be a problem," Josh smiled and hung up.

Donna waited for Toby to come out, so she placed the food in the living room so she could watch some television.

"I look like an idiot," Toby came walking out, wearing Donna's pink robe.

"Toby, you look so pretty," Donna joked.

"Did I get it all?" Toby walked over and sat next to Donna. He lifted his chin up so she could see the whole beard.

"Looks good," Donna patted Toby on the cheek. "Here's dinner. Do you want to watch a movie or something?"

"As long as it's not Lonesome Dove," Toby said slowly.

"That's right, you stayed with Sam," Donna nodded.

"Do you hear that?" Toby asked about the loud banging coming from outside.

"Nope," Donna said quickly. "Better eat before it gets cold," Donna mentioned, looking in the direction of the door.

"It's a sandwich," Toby mentioned.

"I'll be right back," Donna smiled and ran over to the door. "What did I tell you!"

"You know, I don't like being yelled at," A woman snapped.

"Mrs. Gills, I told you not to bang on my door this late at night," Donna mentioned. Next thing she knew, the woman poured water all over her and took off running.

"Oh, you're not getting off that easy," Donna ran into the kitchen and grabbed a pan. "Get back here!" She screamed and took off running after her.

"Donna?" Toby walked over to the door and watched as Donna chased the woman down the street.

"Now!" Toby heard a man yell. Next thing he knew, three pies where thrown in his face.

"What the hell?" Toby snapped.

"Toby, grab the hose!" Donna screamed from the street.

"What the hell is going on?" Toby yelled, doing what he was told.

"These stupid people think I stole from them," Donna yelled.

"Did you?"

"No!" Donna stopped and looked at Toby.

"My turn," The woman grabbed the pan out of Donna's hand and started chasing her with it.

"Thanks a lot Toby," Donna screamed, trying to get away.

"What do you want me to do with the hose?" Toby asked, holding it up.

"Spray them!"

Before Toby could turn the water on, he heard police sirens. He noticed the woman chasing Donna stop and turn.

"Toby, just run and hide!" Donna screamed and took off.

"What?" Toby mumbled as he watched everything unfold. The woman, Donna, and the two men all took off. The only person that the cops saw was Toby standing near the street holding the hose and wearing a pink bathrobe.

"He was one of them!" Someone screamed from their house.

"Sir, put the hose down," The police ordered. "You have the right to remain silent."

"What?" Toby snapped as they started to handcuff him. "What did I do?"

"Disturbing the piece," The officer snapped. "You have a right to an attorney, if you can not afford an attorney, one will be provided for you."

"I can't believe this," Toby moaned as they put him in the car and drove off.

FOUR HOURS LATER

"Nice robe," The man sitting across from Toby in the cell mentioned.

"Thanks," Toby looked away quickly.

"How long have you had the earring?" The man asked.

"Not long," Toby was trying hard not to make eye contact, but he forced himself to look over at him. Just in time to receive a wink from him. "I love a man in pink."

"Toby Ziegler!" The guard called.

"Yes," Toby ran up to the bars.

"You've been bailed," The guard opened the cell and allowed him out.

"Thank God," Toby whispered and walked out.

As Toby walked out, he heard whistles from the men in the other cells. They were commenting on the nice robe and the lovely earring.

"Here he is," The guard opened the door.

"What the hell happened to you?" Leo snapped.

"I really don't want to talk about it right now," Toby walked past him.

"We will be talking about this," Leo warned and walked out with Toby.

"Why did you come down?"

"Because Donna's car broke down half way here. So she called Josh, but no one answered. Then she called Sam, but no one answered. So she called me," Leo shook his head. "And why the hell are you wearing a pink robe?"

"I was out of clothes," Toby moaned, unfazed.

"Get in the car."

"Where are we going?"

"My apartment."

"I thought you stayed at a hotel?"

"I did. But I got an apartment."

"When?"

"Shut up!" Leo snapped, driving away. "What the hell went on this weekend?"

"Well, I don't really remember half of it."

"What is all over your face?"

"That would be pie."

"I don't want to know," Leo moaned and drove to the apartment.

TBC