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Chapter 7: Baby Lessons
It was now 11 o'clock in the morning, so Yugi shut off his alarm clock and walked up to his desk to get his Millenium Puzzle. Before he put it on, he shook the puzzle until Yami woke up.
Yugi: "Yami...YAMI! Wake up!"
The puzzle then began to glow, and in yet another flash, Yami appeared.
Yami: "YAWN...why are you getting me up so early aibou?"
Yugi: "You forgot already? You have your session in an hour, so I suggest you start getting ready."
Yami: "Fine...I'm gonna go and get ready..."
Yugi: "Good, I'll meet you downstairs."
Yami: "Okay."
Yami got ready in the bathroom, while Yugi got ready in his room. After about 10 minutes, Yugi and Yami were both ready.
Yami: "What time is it now?"
Yugi: *Looking at watch* "Hmm...its about 11:15, we got some more time to spare."
Yami: "I guess so...I'm going to make myself some coffee."
Yugi: "I'll go down with you to find something."
Yami: "What, you don't like coffee?"
Yugi: "No."
Yami: "Wow...you scare me..."
Yugi: *Pouting* "I'm only fifteen, gimme a break."
Yami: "Very well then, lets go."
Yami and Yugi walked down the stairs and to th kitchen. Yami groggily started making his coffee, while Yugi made some chocolate milk for himself.
Yami: *In his mind* "Mmmmm...coffee!"
Yugi: *In his mind too* "Mmmmm...chocolate!"
Once the coffee was finished, Yami took a huge cup of it and walked into the living room. Since chocolate milk only takes a couple of seconds to make, Yugi was already in the living room, watching TV.
Yami: "What are you watching?"
Yugi: "There's nothing on, so I'm watching stuff on Egypt."
Yami: "Cool."
Yami walked over to Yugi and sat next to him on the couch. He began taking large sips of coffee, already beginning to feel the affects of the caffine. Yugi on the other hand was done with his drink, so he sat down and watched the rest of the show.
Yugi: *Pointing at the TV* "Hey Yami, have you been there?"
Yami: "Yup, I've been through every part of Egypt. I was Pharoah after all."
The doorbell then rang, making Yugi get up and walk to the door.
Yugi: "Hey Joey!"
Joey: "Hey Yug, I came over just like I said."
Yugi: "Thanks Joey, come in."
Joey: "Thanks."
Joey then walked into the living room with Yugi. Joey couldn't help but smell the great aroma that filled the air.
Joey: "Mmmm...is that vanilla flavored coffee?"
Yami: "Uh huh."
Joey: "Oh, sorry, uh...could I?"
Yami: "Go right ahead."
Joey: "YAY!"
Joey ran into the kitchen and poured himself a cup of coffee, slowly walking back into the living room once he was done. The door bell then rang again, making Yugi get back up and walk to the door.
Yugi: "Hey Tristan."
Tristan: "Hey Yugi."
Yugi: "C'mon in."
Tristan: "Don't mind if I do."
Tristan took a seat next to Joey and Yami, while Yugi just stayed near the door. After about 5 minutes, the door bell rang again.
Yugi: "Hey Tea."
Tea: "Morning Yugi, may I?"
Yugi: "Certainly, everyone is inside the living room if you were wondering."
Tea: "Okay, thanks."
Tea joined the group in the living room while Yugi waited for Bakura to come. After about another 5 minutes of waiting, he rang the door bell.
Yugi: "Hey Bakura, come on in."
Bakura: "Thanks."
Yugi and Bakura walked into the living room, noticing that everyone was quietly sitting down, having a conversation every now and then.
Yugi: *Looking at his watch* "Well, its time to go guys."
Everyone agreed and got out of their seats and all walked towards the door. Yugi then noticed that Yami and Joey didn't seem normal.
Yugi: Uh, guys, are you okay?"
Yami: *Eyes wide* "Caffine.....GOOD!"
Joey: "Lalalalalalalala.....CAFFINE!"
Yugi: "Right, lets go guys."
Everyone: "Okay."
Yugi and the others decided to walk to the center, considering it was only three blocks away. Yami seemed to have a difficult time walking.
Yami: "Curse being pregnant..."
Joey: "I'll help ya."
Joey let Yami use him as a support, allowing him to walk faster. Yugi then noticed that they were back to normal.
Yugi: "Wow, that caffine rush was short."
Yami: "Yeah, I know...that was a rip off..."
Joey: "Yeah Yami, you got really crappy coffee..."
Yugi: "Well, I'm not sure that you should be drinking that stuff anyway. You are pregnant after all."
Yami: "Hmpf...I just can't wait until that kid gets out of me..."
Tristan: *Pointing at the center* "Hey, there it is!"
Yugi and the others walked into the center, amazed of how big the place was. It had about 30 different rooms, one even had a jacuzzi and a 50 foot long inground pool!
Yugi: "Woah..."
Yami: *Amazed* "Shit..."
One of the employees walked up toward the group. She was known as Amy. Since Tea was the only woman in the group, Amy turned to her.
Amy: "Hi, and welcome to the Baby Care center! May I please take your name young lady?"
Tea: "Oh, I'm not pregnant, but my friend Yami is."
Amy: "Right...if this is a joke, I would like you all to leave."
Yami: "Look lady, I signed up for the sessions, now let me in!"
Amy: *Startled* "Uh, ok...right this way please."
Yami: "Good..."
Amy then led Yami to the learning room. There were at least five women in the room (with their husbands too). When Yami walked into the room and sat down, everyone stared at him. One of the husbands decided to ask him a question.
Guy (Thats what I'm gonna call him): "So, where's your wife?"
Yami: "I don't have a wife...I'm coming here for the lessons."
Guy: "You can't be serious! How is the thing gonna come out!?"
Yami: "That I don't know..."
Guy: "Well, good luck."
It was now officially 12:00, meaning that the lessons have now begun. The instructor walked into the room. She was known as Beth.
Beth: "Hello everyone, and welcome to the Baby Care baby lessons!"
Everyone: "Hello."
Beth: "Now, we will be learning the basics today, such as feeding, burping, changing, and cleaning the baby. Is everyone ready?"
Everyone: "Yes."
Beth: "Okay, we will now learn how to feed the baby. I will now pass a baby doll and the accessories to everyone."
Beth gave everyone a plastic baby doll, a bottle, a diaper, and some baby clothes. Yami was kind of disturbed, considering that the doll was naked, and its face was scary (Baby doll faces are in fact scary looking to me O.O). Its eyes were wide open, and its mouth was slightly open, making Yami hold the kid a little bit from his face.
Yami: *In his head* "Please Ra...don't let my child look like that..."
Beth: "Okay everyone, we will now begin with the changing part of the baby. Now, take the diaper and the clothes, and follow my directions carefully."
Everyone: "Okay."
Surprisingly, Yami was able to put on the baby's clothes and diaper with no problem at all. The other parents-to-be also had no problem.
Beth: "Very good, now we're going to learn how to feed the baby. Now, follow the instructions very carefully."
Everyone: "Okay."
Beth: "Okay, hold the baby in an upright position (I didn't have a kid before, so please bare with me), and place the bottle in the baby's mouth. Make sure you tilt it slightly so that it can drink.
Yami was able to pass this test as well, as did all of the other people in the classroom.
Beth: "Great job, now its time to burp the baby. Now, before we can do this, place the bottles on the table."
Everyone followed Beth's orders and put the bottles down.
Beth: "Okay, now hold the baby close to you, but allow its head to rest on your shoulder. Once you have done that, carefully pat and rub it's back. These dolls have a special program in them, so they will make a noise when you have passed."
Yami and everyone else began patting the babies' backs. Everyone seemed to be doing well, except Yami. When Yami was patting the doll's back, it's head fell off!
Yami: "Oh Ra!"
Everyone screamed in horror as the baby's head fell to the floor. Beth then walked over to the startled Yami.
Beth: "My my, you must be a very strong lady...I mean man."
Yami: "I'm so sorry!"
Beth: "Its okay, we will hand you another doll, just be a little more gentle okay?"
Yami: *Blushing* "Okay..."
Yami was given another doll, and so he tried the test again. Luckily he passed this time.
Beth: "Very good everyone, you have all passed the test. Now we will proceed to the excersise room."
People: "Yay!"
Yami: "Great..."
TBC: Please Review!
As much as I hate flames, you may if you wish... I at least hope that you guys liked this chapter, and that you stay tuned for more! The next ch. should be posted really soon, so until then, buh bye!
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Chapter 7: Baby Lessons
It was now 11 o'clock in the morning, so Yugi shut off his alarm clock and walked up to his desk to get his Millenium Puzzle. Before he put it on, he shook the puzzle until Yami woke up.
Yugi: "Yami...YAMI! Wake up!"
The puzzle then began to glow, and in yet another flash, Yami appeared.
Yami: "YAWN...why are you getting me up so early aibou?"
Yugi: "You forgot already? You have your session in an hour, so I suggest you start getting ready."
Yami: "Fine...I'm gonna go and get ready..."
Yugi: "Good, I'll meet you downstairs."
Yami: "Okay."
Yami got ready in the bathroom, while Yugi got ready in his room. After about 10 minutes, Yugi and Yami were both ready.
Yami: "What time is it now?"
Yugi: *Looking at watch* "Hmm...its about 11:15, we got some more time to spare."
Yami: "I guess so...I'm going to make myself some coffee."
Yugi: "I'll go down with you to find something."
Yami: "What, you don't like coffee?"
Yugi: "No."
Yami: "Wow...you scare me..."
Yugi: *Pouting* "I'm only fifteen, gimme a break."
Yami: "Very well then, lets go."
Yami and Yugi walked down the stairs and to th kitchen. Yami groggily started making his coffee, while Yugi made some chocolate milk for himself.
Yami: *In his mind* "Mmmmm...coffee!"
Yugi: *In his mind too* "Mmmmm...chocolate!"
Once the coffee was finished, Yami took a huge cup of it and walked into the living room. Since chocolate milk only takes a couple of seconds to make, Yugi was already in the living room, watching TV.
Yami: "What are you watching?"
Yugi: "There's nothing on, so I'm watching stuff on Egypt."
Yami: "Cool."
Yami walked over to Yugi and sat next to him on the couch. He began taking large sips of coffee, already beginning to feel the affects of the caffine. Yugi on the other hand was done with his drink, so he sat down and watched the rest of the show.
Yugi: *Pointing at the TV* "Hey Yami, have you been there?"
Yami: "Yup, I've been through every part of Egypt. I was Pharoah after all."
The doorbell then rang, making Yugi get up and walk to the door.
Yugi: "Hey Joey!"
Joey: "Hey Yug, I came over just like I said."
Yugi: "Thanks Joey, come in."
Joey: "Thanks."
Joey then walked into the living room with Yugi. Joey couldn't help but smell the great aroma that filled the air.
Joey: "Mmmm...is that vanilla flavored coffee?"
Yami: "Uh huh."
Joey: "Oh, sorry, uh...could I?"
Yami: "Go right ahead."
Joey: "YAY!"
Joey ran into the kitchen and poured himself a cup of coffee, slowly walking back into the living room once he was done. The door bell then rang again, making Yugi get back up and walk to the door.
Yugi: "Hey Tristan."
Tristan: "Hey Yugi."
Yugi: "C'mon in."
Tristan: "Don't mind if I do."
Tristan took a seat next to Joey and Yami, while Yugi just stayed near the door. After about 5 minutes, the door bell rang again.
Yugi: "Hey Tea."
Tea: "Morning Yugi, may I?"
Yugi: "Certainly, everyone is inside the living room if you were wondering."
Tea: "Okay, thanks."
Tea joined the group in the living room while Yugi waited for Bakura to come. After about another 5 minutes of waiting, he rang the door bell.
Yugi: "Hey Bakura, come on in."
Bakura: "Thanks."
Yugi and Bakura walked into the living room, noticing that everyone was quietly sitting down, having a conversation every now and then.
Yugi: *Looking at his watch* "Well, its time to go guys."
Everyone agreed and got out of their seats and all walked towards the door. Yugi then noticed that Yami and Joey didn't seem normal.
Yugi: Uh, guys, are you okay?"
Yami: *Eyes wide* "Caffine.....GOOD!"
Joey: "Lalalalalalalala.....CAFFINE!"
Yugi: "Right, lets go guys."
Everyone: "Okay."
Yugi and the others decided to walk to the center, considering it was only three blocks away. Yami seemed to have a difficult time walking.
Yami: "Curse being pregnant..."
Joey: "I'll help ya."
Joey let Yami use him as a support, allowing him to walk faster. Yugi then noticed that they were back to normal.
Yugi: "Wow, that caffine rush was short."
Yami: "Yeah, I know...that was a rip off..."
Joey: "Yeah Yami, you got really crappy coffee..."
Yugi: "Well, I'm not sure that you should be drinking that stuff anyway. You are pregnant after all."
Yami: "Hmpf...I just can't wait until that kid gets out of me..."
Tristan: *Pointing at the center* "Hey, there it is!"
Yugi and the others walked into the center, amazed of how big the place was. It had about 30 different rooms, one even had a jacuzzi and a 50 foot long inground pool!
Yugi: "Woah..."
Yami: *Amazed* "Shit..."
One of the employees walked up toward the group. She was known as Amy. Since Tea was the only woman in the group, Amy turned to her.
Amy: "Hi, and welcome to the Baby Care center! May I please take your name young lady?"
Tea: "Oh, I'm not pregnant, but my friend Yami is."
Amy: "Right...if this is a joke, I would like you all to leave."
Yami: "Look lady, I signed up for the sessions, now let me in!"
Amy: *Startled* "Uh, ok...right this way please."
Yami: "Good..."
Amy then led Yami to the learning room. There were at least five women in the room (with their husbands too). When Yami walked into the room and sat down, everyone stared at him. One of the husbands decided to ask him a question.
Guy (Thats what I'm gonna call him): "So, where's your wife?"
Yami: "I don't have a wife...I'm coming here for the lessons."
Guy: "You can't be serious! How is the thing gonna come out!?"
Yami: "That I don't know..."
Guy: "Well, good luck."
It was now officially 12:00, meaning that the lessons have now begun. The instructor walked into the room. She was known as Beth.
Beth: "Hello everyone, and welcome to the Baby Care baby lessons!"
Everyone: "Hello."
Beth: "Now, we will be learning the basics today, such as feeding, burping, changing, and cleaning the baby. Is everyone ready?"
Everyone: "Yes."
Beth: "Okay, we will now learn how to feed the baby. I will now pass a baby doll and the accessories to everyone."
Beth gave everyone a plastic baby doll, a bottle, a diaper, and some baby clothes. Yami was kind of disturbed, considering that the doll was naked, and its face was scary (Baby doll faces are in fact scary looking to me O.O). Its eyes were wide open, and its mouth was slightly open, making Yami hold the kid a little bit from his face.
Yami: *In his head* "Please Ra...don't let my child look like that..."
Beth: "Okay everyone, we will now begin with the changing part of the baby. Now, take the diaper and the clothes, and follow my directions carefully."
Everyone: "Okay."
Surprisingly, Yami was able to put on the baby's clothes and diaper with no problem at all. The other parents-to-be also had no problem.
Beth: "Very good, now we're going to learn how to feed the baby. Now, follow the instructions very carefully."
Everyone: "Okay."
Beth: "Okay, hold the baby in an upright position (I didn't have a kid before, so please bare with me), and place the bottle in the baby's mouth. Make sure you tilt it slightly so that it can drink.
Yami was able to pass this test as well, as did all of the other people in the classroom.
Beth: "Great job, now its time to burp the baby. Now, before we can do this, place the bottles on the table."
Everyone followed Beth's orders and put the bottles down.
Beth: "Okay, now hold the baby close to you, but allow its head to rest on your shoulder. Once you have done that, carefully pat and rub it's back. These dolls have a special program in them, so they will make a noise when you have passed."
Yami and everyone else began patting the babies' backs. Everyone seemed to be doing well, except Yami. When Yami was patting the doll's back, it's head fell off!
Yami: "Oh Ra!"
Everyone screamed in horror as the baby's head fell to the floor. Beth then walked over to the startled Yami.
Beth: "My my, you must be a very strong lady...I mean man."
Yami: "I'm so sorry!"
Beth: "Its okay, we will hand you another doll, just be a little more gentle okay?"
Yami: *Blushing* "Okay..."
Yami was given another doll, and so he tried the test again. Luckily he passed this time.
Beth: "Very good everyone, you have all passed the test. Now we will proceed to the excersise room."
People: "Yay!"
Yami: "Great..."
TBC: Please Review!
As much as I hate flames, you may if you wish... I at least hope that you guys liked this chapter, and that you stay tuned for more! The next ch. should be posted really soon, so until then, buh bye!
^_____^