A/N: Ahhhh! Evil writers block! Well, I have to write something...
Disclaimer: Squaresoft is the new god. Owns you, owns me, or at least owns Final Fantasy.
It was a beautiful day. Birds were singing, children were playing, and...
Cloud was in the Gold Saucer, at the Chocobo Racing.
Cloud: WOOT! GO ELEN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!! I WON!
Lady: Prize or GP?
Cloud: GP! GIMME!
Lady: *sweatdrop* Here! *gives him 5 GP*
Cloud: O.O Only 5 GP?
Lady: We're short of GP, ok? Go to the hotel or something.
Cloud: Ok... *goes to Scary Hotel*
Sephiroth: 5 GP if you want to stay.
Cloud: AHH! Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: No shit sherlock! NOW PAY THE (*^%&$& 5 GP OR I KICK YOU OUT!
Cloud: O_o *pays*
That night...
Strange sounds from other room: Mmmmmm.... OH! That tickles!
Cloud: *obviously not getting any sleep* @_@ Sweet Yevon!
Wakka: *from nowhere* Hey, you're not from FFX, ya?
Cloud: O.o I need coffee! *runs out to get coffee*
Guy from other room: ...? What was that?
Yuffie: Vincent, shut up!
Cloud was racing around the Gold Saucer at night, trying to find coffee.
Cloud: *runs into Red XIII*
Red XIII: *drunk* YO CLOUD! WANNA BEER?!
Cloud: O.o No thanks, I'm looking for coffee.
Red XIII: Nah! Beer's better! *falls over*
Cloud: *runs off*
In the main area thingy...
Cloud: Hmmm? AH! COFFEE! *notices one of the portals saying coffee* (Remember, he's VERY tired) COFFFEEEEE! *leaps into portal*
At wherever the hell he went...
Cloud: Uggg...
Short Mage Dude: O.O Who are you and why does your hair look like a chocobo's ass?
Cloud: My hair does NOT look like a chocobo's ass!
Everyone else in the fic: Yes it does!
Cloud: Alrighty then. Anyway, why isn't there any coffee here?
Short Mage Dude: Coffee? What's that? This is Alexandria! Maybe you could get something off Zidane... I'm Vivi, by the way.
Cloud: Nice to meetcha, Vivi. I'm Cloud.
So the two went off in search of Zidane... Who was decorating Alexandria palace.
Zidane: *off-tune* Christmas bells, those christmas bells! Ringing through the land!
Vivi: Zidane!
Zidane: Hi Vi- AHHHH! *falls from 20 meter tall Christmas tree* Ouch!
Vivi: Sorry, are you ok?
Zidane: -.-' If you consider a strained ankle ok, then I'm just dandy.
Vivi: ^-^ Super!
Cloud: Do you have any coffee?
Zidane: Who the hell are you and what's up with the chocobo's ass look?
Cloud: I'm Cloud, now is there any coffee?
Zidane: Dagger and Eiko drunk it all!
Loud yells and carols are heard from upstairs. Eiko and Dagger come down the staircase.
Dagger: *hyper* Hi Ziddy! I love you! *hugs Zidane*
Zidane: Heh, heh...
Cloud: Is there ANY coffee here?
Dagger and Eiko: COFFEEE!!!! YUMM-WAH!
Cloud: O.O''
Vivi: I got them Furbys for Christmas, they've already opened them...
Cloud: That explains lots... But how the hell did I get here!?
Vivi: I dunno. You just... Fell outta the sky!
Cloud: Crap! How am I supposed to get back now?
Zidane: Where'd you come from, anyway?
Cloud: The Gold Saucer.
Others: ???
Cloud: *sigh* Nevermind!
Suddenly portals appear. And, unfortunately... So does Peaches, wearing a short-skirted Mrs Claus outfit and holding a candycane.
Peaches: Aloha!
Eiko: CANDYCANE! GIMME! *runs over and tries to steal the candycane*
Peaches: Â.Â'' *gives Eiko the candycane*
Eiko: ^_^ *gives half to Vivi*
Vivi: *eats it*
Peaches: I'm here to put you on a mission, Cloud!
Cloud: Why should I listen to you?
Peaches: Is there such thing as Christmas spirit in your body?
Cloud: *raises eyebrow* Wouldn't YOU like to know!
Peaches: ^_^ Hell yeah!
Others: O.O'''
Peaches: Uh... Anyway, your mission is to gather up the FF crew and bring them to the Gold Saucer, via these portals.
Cloud: Why?
Peaches: I'm throwing a Christmas party there, dumbass!
Zidane: Sweet! I'm there!
Cloud: I dunno...
Peaches: There'll be coffee! LOTS and LOTS of coffee!
Cloud: Sure! I'm in!
Peaches: Great! I'll see you there! *dissapears in a poof of red and green glitter*
Vivi: Aw, I wanna go too!
Cloud: Sure you can come!
Vivi: Sw33t!
Cloud: I need my coffee... Come Vivi, we have much to do!
Vivi: What are you talking about!? She said YOU need to round them up, not me!
Cloud: You traitor!
Vivi: Oh? Is that too hard for Mister LOOK I'M IN KINGDOM HEARTS?!
Zidane: O.o I think Vivi had too much egg-nog!
Vivi: I'll eggnog you! *tackles Zidane and hits him over the head with an empty eggnog carton*
Dagger: *still hyper* ZIDDY!
Zidane: AHHH!! ANGRY MAGE!
Vivi: *evil laugh*
Eiko: Oops... I shouldn't have given him that candycane...
Vivi: *stops hitting Zidane* CANDY CANE! *runs off*
Everyone : o_o;;
Peaches: *reappears* I forgot something... Hey, wasn't Vivi going to go with you?
Cloud: .... I dont think he is now o_o
Peaches: *loudly* Oh, shucks! I was going to give you two lots of egg-nog and candycanes!
Vivi: *runs back* CANDY CANES?! EGGNOG!
Peaches: ^-^ Yup!
Cloud: It's like a rabid poodle, only in child Black mage form...
Zidane: That's why he's my friend!!!
Vivi: *gnaws on the couch arm*
Peaches: Vivi...
Vivi: ....*stops*
Peaches: *gives Vivi a hug*
Vivi: ^_^! *hugs Peaches back, and while doing so, tries to steal the eggnog*
Peaches: No, that's empty! I left it back at the Gold Saucer. You have to go with Cloud!
Vivi: Aw, shucks... OK, I'll go!
Zidane: *whispers to Cloud* guess the rabid poodle is all yours!
Cloud: Oh well, he isnt so bad...
Peaches: *her mobile rings and she pulls it out* Heya!
Pyra: Hey peaches-chan!
Peaches: Pyra! Nice to seeya! Wait... Why are you ringing? Is Red XIII eating the mistletoe again?
Pyra: No, worse. HE FOUND THE BEER!
Cloud: I heard that!
Peaches: *nods* I'll be right there, Pyra! *hangs up* Cloud, Vivi, you know your mission! Now go! *dissapears in glitter*
Cloud: Oh great, we get the dirty work while she saves the beer.
Vivi: Look, mister I-have-a-chocobo's-ass-for-a-head, let's jsut get this done! We'll start with FF8, alright?
Cloud: Sicne when were you put in charge?
Vivi: SINCE YOU STARTED WHINNING! NOW GO!
They jump into the FF8 portal...
A/N: W00t! I wrote half of this with Pyra!!! :D Anyhoo, the second chap will be up soon! After all, I have nothing better to do!
Disclaimer: Squaresoft is the new god. Owns you, owns me, or at least owns Final Fantasy.
It was a beautiful day. Birds were singing, children were playing, and...
Cloud was in the Gold Saucer, at the Chocobo Racing.
Cloud: WOOT! GO ELEN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!! I WON!
Lady: Prize or GP?
Cloud: GP! GIMME!
Lady: *sweatdrop* Here! *gives him 5 GP*
Cloud: O.O Only 5 GP?
Lady: We're short of GP, ok? Go to the hotel or something.
Cloud: Ok... *goes to Scary Hotel*
Sephiroth: 5 GP if you want to stay.
Cloud: AHH! Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: No shit sherlock! NOW PAY THE (*^%&$& 5 GP OR I KICK YOU OUT!
Cloud: O_o *pays*
That night...
Strange sounds from other room: Mmmmmm.... OH! That tickles!
Cloud: *obviously not getting any sleep* @_@ Sweet Yevon!
Wakka: *from nowhere* Hey, you're not from FFX, ya?
Cloud: O.o I need coffee! *runs out to get coffee*
Guy from other room: ...? What was that?
Yuffie: Vincent, shut up!
Cloud was racing around the Gold Saucer at night, trying to find coffee.
Cloud: *runs into Red XIII*
Red XIII: *drunk* YO CLOUD! WANNA BEER?!
Cloud: O.o No thanks, I'm looking for coffee.
Red XIII: Nah! Beer's better! *falls over*
Cloud: *runs off*
In the main area thingy...
Cloud: Hmmm? AH! COFFEE! *notices one of the portals saying coffee* (Remember, he's VERY tired) COFFFEEEEE! *leaps into portal*
At wherever the hell he went...
Cloud: Uggg...
Short Mage Dude: O.O Who are you and why does your hair look like a chocobo's ass?
Cloud: My hair does NOT look like a chocobo's ass!
Everyone else in the fic: Yes it does!
Cloud: Alrighty then. Anyway, why isn't there any coffee here?
Short Mage Dude: Coffee? What's that? This is Alexandria! Maybe you could get something off Zidane... I'm Vivi, by the way.
Cloud: Nice to meetcha, Vivi. I'm Cloud.
So the two went off in search of Zidane... Who was decorating Alexandria palace.
Zidane: *off-tune* Christmas bells, those christmas bells! Ringing through the land!
Vivi: Zidane!
Zidane: Hi Vi- AHHHH! *falls from 20 meter tall Christmas tree* Ouch!
Vivi: Sorry, are you ok?
Zidane: -.-' If you consider a strained ankle ok, then I'm just dandy.
Vivi: ^-^ Super!
Cloud: Do you have any coffee?
Zidane: Who the hell are you and what's up with the chocobo's ass look?
Cloud: I'm Cloud, now is there any coffee?
Zidane: Dagger and Eiko drunk it all!
Loud yells and carols are heard from upstairs. Eiko and Dagger come down the staircase.
Dagger: *hyper* Hi Ziddy! I love you! *hugs Zidane*
Zidane: Heh, heh...
Cloud: Is there ANY coffee here?
Dagger and Eiko: COFFEEE!!!! YUMM-WAH!
Cloud: O.O''
Vivi: I got them Furbys for Christmas, they've already opened them...
Cloud: That explains lots... But how the hell did I get here!?
Vivi: I dunno. You just... Fell outta the sky!
Cloud: Crap! How am I supposed to get back now?
Zidane: Where'd you come from, anyway?
Cloud: The Gold Saucer.
Others: ???
Cloud: *sigh* Nevermind!
Suddenly portals appear. And, unfortunately... So does Peaches, wearing a short-skirted Mrs Claus outfit and holding a candycane.
Peaches: Aloha!
Eiko: CANDYCANE! GIMME! *runs over and tries to steal the candycane*
Peaches: Â.Â'' *gives Eiko the candycane*
Eiko: ^_^ *gives half to Vivi*
Vivi: *eats it*
Peaches: I'm here to put you on a mission, Cloud!
Cloud: Why should I listen to you?
Peaches: Is there such thing as Christmas spirit in your body?
Cloud: *raises eyebrow* Wouldn't YOU like to know!
Peaches: ^_^ Hell yeah!
Others: O.O'''
Peaches: Uh... Anyway, your mission is to gather up the FF crew and bring them to the Gold Saucer, via these portals.
Cloud: Why?
Peaches: I'm throwing a Christmas party there, dumbass!
Zidane: Sweet! I'm there!
Cloud: I dunno...
Peaches: There'll be coffee! LOTS and LOTS of coffee!
Cloud: Sure! I'm in!
Peaches: Great! I'll see you there! *dissapears in a poof of red and green glitter*
Vivi: Aw, I wanna go too!
Cloud: Sure you can come!
Vivi: Sw33t!
Cloud: I need my coffee... Come Vivi, we have much to do!
Vivi: What are you talking about!? She said YOU need to round them up, not me!
Cloud: You traitor!
Vivi: Oh? Is that too hard for Mister LOOK I'M IN KINGDOM HEARTS?!
Zidane: O.o I think Vivi had too much egg-nog!
Vivi: I'll eggnog you! *tackles Zidane and hits him over the head with an empty eggnog carton*
Dagger: *still hyper* ZIDDY!
Zidane: AHHH!! ANGRY MAGE!
Vivi: *evil laugh*
Eiko: Oops... I shouldn't have given him that candycane...
Vivi: *stops hitting Zidane* CANDY CANE! *runs off*
Everyone : o_o;;
Peaches: *reappears* I forgot something... Hey, wasn't Vivi going to go with you?
Cloud: .... I dont think he is now o_o
Peaches: *loudly* Oh, shucks! I was going to give you two lots of egg-nog and candycanes!
Vivi: *runs back* CANDY CANES?! EGGNOG!
Peaches: ^-^ Yup!
Cloud: It's like a rabid poodle, only in child Black mage form...
Zidane: That's why he's my friend!!!
Vivi: *gnaws on the couch arm*
Peaches: Vivi...
Vivi: ....*stops*
Peaches: *gives Vivi a hug*
Vivi: ^_^! *hugs Peaches back, and while doing so, tries to steal the eggnog*
Peaches: No, that's empty! I left it back at the Gold Saucer. You have to go with Cloud!
Vivi: Aw, shucks... OK, I'll go!
Zidane: *whispers to Cloud* guess the rabid poodle is all yours!
Cloud: Oh well, he isnt so bad...
Peaches: *her mobile rings and she pulls it out* Heya!
Pyra: Hey peaches-chan!
Peaches: Pyra! Nice to seeya! Wait... Why are you ringing? Is Red XIII eating the mistletoe again?
Pyra: No, worse. HE FOUND THE BEER!
Cloud: I heard that!
Peaches: *nods* I'll be right there, Pyra! *hangs up* Cloud, Vivi, you know your mission! Now go! *dissapears in glitter*
Cloud: Oh great, we get the dirty work while she saves the beer.
Vivi: Look, mister I-have-a-chocobo's-ass-for-a-head, let's jsut get this done! We'll start with FF8, alright?
Cloud: Sicne when were you put in charge?
Vivi: SINCE YOU STARTED WHINNING! NOW GO!
They jump into the FF8 portal...
A/N: W00t! I wrote half of this with Pyra!!! :D Anyhoo, the second chap will be up soon! After all, I have nothing better to do!