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At the Golden Saucer, trouble was afoot...
Peaches: Pyra? Pyra? Where are you?!
A scream is heard from nearby.
Peaches: Oh no... What is she doing!?
Pyra is seen trying to kidanp Vivi.
Vivi: PUT ME DOWN!
Pyra: MUAHAHHA! You will make the perfect elf!
Peaches runs over.
Peaches: PYRA! Put the black mage DOWN!
Pyra: *looks over her shoulder* ...FINE! *puts Vivi down and fake pouts*
Peaches: Stop pouting and I'll give you a candycane...
Pyra: ^___^ CANDYCANE! *stops pouting and looks all childish*
Cloud: ... At least she wasn't trying to steal me or something...
Vivi: *gives Cloud the evil eye*
Peaches: Cloud! No wonder Vivi was here! Anyway, change of plan.
Cloud: Huh?
Peaches: You're getting the guys from KH!
Cloud: O.O
Vivi: Oh, that'll be easy for Mister LOOKY-I'M-IN-KH! over here...*gives Cloud a death glare*
Pyra: Bring back a few Heartless for me too! I love thos little cutie pies... n_n *cuddles her candycane*
Vivi: *pout* OH, so I'm not good enough anymore? I look just like a Blue Rhapsody!
Peaches: Talking about rap, I swear I always hear a DJ when I fight those guys...
Pyra: *makes turn-table scratch noises*
Cloud: ...*perks a brow at Pyra* Ahem! So where do we go to get these KH fellows?
Peaches: How the hell should we know? You're the one that was in the game!
Cloud: But that doesn't mean I know ALL!
Vivi: *pokes Cloud with his staff* Look, just jump into all the tunnels until we find it! How hard can it be?
Cloud: There is like TWENTY TUNNELS! And they all lead to different worlds! Hello!
Vivi: Don't use that dumb blonde lingo with me, mister.
Peaches: Yeah! *pushes them both into a random, nameless portal*
Cloud & Vivi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Their screams die away as they fall.
Red: *still drunk* Whooosh.... *falls over*
Peaches: Ooops!
Pyra: ...*pokes the drunk Red with her foot*
*Meanwhile...*
Riku: *points out at nothing* Look Sora!
Sora: *looks* What?!
Riku: *laughs* So gulliable...
Kairi: Oh my god! LOOK! *points at the sky*
Sora: *angry face* I'm not THAT stupid...
Riku: *looks* No, seriously, LOOK!
Sora: No!
Sora gets squished by Cloud and Vivi falling from the sky.
Sora: X.X
Cloud and Vivi get up.
Vivi: Is he okay? *pokes Sora with his staff*
Cloud: Not this guy!
Vivi: Huh?
Cloud: Nevermind... Anyway, you pick him up.
Vivi: Whaaaaat!?
Cloud: You pick him up and I'll get these guys!
Sora: x_x I can't feel my spleen!
Kairi: ...No one can feel their spleen, Sora.
Riku: Get who now? We ain't going anywhere! And Cloud, Hades wants that 200 gil back you borrowed off him.
Cloud: DAMMIT! That's why I didn't want to come here! *yells to Peaches* SEE?! YOU *%**&%&(%!
Others: O.O
Up in the Gold Saucer...
Peaches: Pyra, did you hear anything just then? I swear, I just heard Cloud yelling...
Back in KH...
Vivi: WAIT! I thought you had munny!
Riku: No, that's crappy weird block things!
Sora: *coughs up something green and slimey* ...HEY! I made those life energy things! Sweet!
Kairi: Ew....I think your dead Sora...
Sora: I told you I couldn't feel my spleen!
Others: ... O.O
Sora: *looks down* Crap! I rented this outfit!
Kairi: *uses a Mega-Potion on Sora* Get up...your making me look bad!
Cloud: So Aeris can die and I look like a moron, but this guy can't die?!
Vivi: Aeris got what she deserved!
Cloud: You're right! She was voiced by Mandy Moore!
All: *shudder*
Riku: Back on topic, why are you here?
Kairi: Please don't say anything about Disney terrorism, we get like ten of those people a day...
Cloud: Quick Vivi, knock 'em out!
Vivi hits them all with his staff.
Cloud: *picks up Riku and Kairi* You carry the weird guy.
Vivi: *picks up Sora* O.O Heavy!
Sora: ... I'm still alive!
Vivi: _ *whacks him again*
So Cloud and Vivi go back to the Gold Saucer...
Peaches: Vivi?! Where'd you get that Heartless logo?
Vivi: It's cool isn't it?!
Pyra: SQUEE! *picks up Vivi and huggles him* n_n IT'S SO CUTE! I love Blue Rhapsodies!
Peaches: She's not kidding! *points to KH game on the Mega TV which is paused on a screenfull of Blue Rhapsodies, and there are kiss marks all over it*
Pyra: ^_^; I even used green lipstick to go with my outfit! And it showed up so well on the TV...
Peaches: He, he... The red marks are mine!
Cloud: *sigh*
Peaches: When Riku was on!
Vivi: o_O Please... Someone make her let me go... My vision is slipping away....
Peaches: *wrenches Vivi away from Pyra*
Vivi: THANK YEVON!
Wakka: *from FFX world* You're not from FFX either, ya?
Vivi: *uses Firaga on Wakka*
Wakka: AHHHH! MY HAIR GEL IS HIGHLY FLAMIBLE,YA?! *runs away*
Vivi: Whoops!
Pyra: *giggles insanely* FIRE!
Cloud: ... Oh yeah, someone told me about you. You're a major pyro.
Pyra: Ooooo! I'm FAMOUS!
Cloud: *looks up* Hey, why is Zidane covering the whole ceiling in mistletoe?!
They all look up to see Zidane on the ceiling, with 3/4 of it in mistletoe...
Peaches: Dammit Zidane, move faster!
Cloud: O.O *hurries to a mistletoe-free area*
Vivi: *hurries after him*
Zidane: *swinging around the ceiling like a monkey and obviously slightly drunk* Me Mistletoe Master. You no escape! MUAHAHHA!
Cloud & Vivi: AHHHH! NOOOOOO!
Peaches: Zidane! Hurry up!!!!
Zidane: I going I going! *a piece breaks off and he falls off the celing, as does a pile of mistletoe, and Zidane is buried in the green plant of DOOM!*
Dagger: *runs in, still hyper* WHEET! *jumps at Zidane and they start making out*
Others: O.O
Pyra: ...*looks around a few times, then takes out a lighter* Fire.....
Peaches: Pyra, put the lighter away...
Vivi: Hey, how did Wakka talk to us anyways?
Cloud: *pokes wall* O.O! Holographic wall!
Pyra: *drops the lighter and squishes her face against the wall* HELLOOO?!
Peaches: Pyra! *grabs her arm just as Pyra falls through*
Vivi: O.O So... The FFX cast is through there? Alrighty then. Come on, Cloud! *they walk through the wall*
Pyra: SQUUE! *yells out* I LOVE YOU SEYMOUR!
Seymour: *on the other side* ^_^ Ladies, call me!
Peaches: *grin* We will!
Pyra: WE SHALL! *blows a kiss and goes back to trying to burn the place down*
Peaches: Aack!!!
The KH crew wake up.
Sora: O.O I still can't feel my spleen!
Riku: Â_Â Dumbass...
A/N: Ok, weird chappie... Review ppl!
At the Golden Saucer, trouble was afoot...
Peaches: Pyra? Pyra? Where are you?!
A scream is heard from nearby.
Peaches: Oh no... What is she doing!?
Pyra is seen trying to kidanp Vivi.
Vivi: PUT ME DOWN!
Pyra: MUAHAHHA! You will make the perfect elf!
Peaches runs over.
Peaches: PYRA! Put the black mage DOWN!
Pyra: *looks over her shoulder* ...FINE! *puts Vivi down and fake pouts*
Peaches: Stop pouting and I'll give you a candycane...
Pyra: ^___^ CANDYCANE! *stops pouting and looks all childish*
Cloud: ... At least she wasn't trying to steal me or something...
Vivi: *gives Cloud the evil eye*
Peaches: Cloud! No wonder Vivi was here! Anyway, change of plan.
Cloud: Huh?
Peaches: You're getting the guys from KH!
Cloud: O.O
Vivi: Oh, that'll be easy for Mister LOOKY-I'M-IN-KH! over here...*gives Cloud a death glare*
Pyra: Bring back a few Heartless for me too! I love thos little cutie pies... n_n *cuddles her candycane*
Vivi: *pout* OH, so I'm not good enough anymore? I look just like a Blue Rhapsody!
Peaches: Talking about rap, I swear I always hear a DJ when I fight those guys...
Pyra: *makes turn-table scratch noises*
Cloud: ...*perks a brow at Pyra* Ahem! So where do we go to get these KH fellows?
Peaches: How the hell should we know? You're the one that was in the game!
Cloud: But that doesn't mean I know ALL!
Vivi: *pokes Cloud with his staff* Look, just jump into all the tunnels until we find it! How hard can it be?
Cloud: There is like TWENTY TUNNELS! And they all lead to different worlds! Hello!
Vivi: Don't use that dumb blonde lingo with me, mister.
Peaches: Yeah! *pushes them both into a random, nameless portal*
Cloud & Vivi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Their screams die away as they fall.
Red: *still drunk* Whooosh.... *falls over*
Peaches: Ooops!
Pyra: ...*pokes the drunk Red with her foot*
*Meanwhile...*
Riku: *points out at nothing* Look Sora!
Sora: *looks* What?!
Riku: *laughs* So gulliable...
Kairi: Oh my god! LOOK! *points at the sky*
Sora: *angry face* I'm not THAT stupid...
Riku: *looks* No, seriously, LOOK!
Sora: No!
Sora gets squished by Cloud and Vivi falling from the sky.
Sora: X.X
Cloud and Vivi get up.
Vivi: Is he okay? *pokes Sora with his staff*
Cloud: Not this guy!
Vivi: Huh?
Cloud: Nevermind... Anyway, you pick him up.
Vivi: Whaaaaat!?
Cloud: You pick him up and I'll get these guys!
Sora: x_x I can't feel my spleen!
Kairi: ...No one can feel their spleen, Sora.
Riku: Get who now? We ain't going anywhere! And Cloud, Hades wants that 200 gil back you borrowed off him.
Cloud: DAMMIT! That's why I didn't want to come here! *yells to Peaches* SEE?! YOU *%**&%&(%!
Others: O.O
Up in the Gold Saucer...
Peaches: Pyra, did you hear anything just then? I swear, I just heard Cloud yelling...
Back in KH...
Vivi: WAIT! I thought you had munny!
Riku: No, that's crappy weird block things!
Sora: *coughs up something green and slimey* ...HEY! I made those life energy things! Sweet!
Kairi: Ew....I think your dead Sora...
Sora: I told you I couldn't feel my spleen!
Others: ... O.O
Sora: *looks down* Crap! I rented this outfit!
Kairi: *uses a Mega-Potion on Sora* Get up...your making me look bad!
Cloud: So Aeris can die and I look like a moron, but this guy can't die?!
Vivi: Aeris got what she deserved!
Cloud: You're right! She was voiced by Mandy Moore!
All: *shudder*
Riku: Back on topic, why are you here?
Kairi: Please don't say anything about Disney terrorism, we get like ten of those people a day...
Cloud: Quick Vivi, knock 'em out!
Vivi hits them all with his staff.
Cloud: *picks up Riku and Kairi* You carry the weird guy.
Vivi: *picks up Sora* O.O Heavy!
Sora: ... I'm still alive!
Vivi: _ *whacks him again*
So Cloud and Vivi go back to the Gold Saucer...
Peaches: Vivi?! Where'd you get that Heartless logo?
Vivi: It's cool isn't it?!
Pyra: SQUEE! *picks up Vivi and huggles him* n_n IT'S SO CUTE! I love Blue Rhapsodies!
Peaches: She's not kidding! *points to KH game on the Mega TV which is paused on a screenfull of Blue Rhapsodies, and there are kiss marks all over it*
Pyra: ^_^; I even used green lipstick to go with my outfit! And it showed up so well on the TV...
Peaches: He, he... The red marks are mine!
Cloud: *sigh*
Peaches: When Riku was on!
Vivi: o_O Please... Someone make her let me go... My vision is slipping away....
Peaches: *wrenches Vivi away from Pyra*
Vivi: THANK YEVON!
Wakka: *from FFX world* You're not from FFX either, ya?
Vivi: *uses Firaga on Wakka*
Wakka: AHHHH! MY HAIR GEL IS HIGHLY FLAMIBLE,YA?! *runs away*
Vivi: Whoops!
Pyra: *giggles insanely* FIRE!
Cloud: ... Oh yeah, someone told me about you. You're a major pyro.
Pyra: Ooooo! I'm FAMOUS!
Cloud: *looks up* Hey, why is Zidane covering the whole ceiling in mistletoe?!
They all look up to see Zidane on the ceiling, with 3/4 of it in mistletoe...
Peaches: Dammit Zidane, move faster!
Cloud: O.O *hurries to a mistletoe-free area*
Vivi: *hurries after him*
Zidane: *swinging around the ceiling like a monkey and obviously slightly drunk* Me Mistletoe Master. You no escape! MUAHAHHA!
Cloud & Vivi: AHHHH! NOOOOOO!
Peaches: Zidane! Hurry up!!!!
Zidane: I going I going! *a piece breaks off and he falls off the celing, as does a pile of mistletoe, and Zidane is buried in the green plant of DOOM!*
Dagger: *runs in, still hyper* WHEET! *jumps at Zidane and they start making out*
Others: O.O
Pyra: ...*looks around a few times, then takes out a lighter* Fire.....
Peaches: Pyra, put the lighter away...
Vivi: Hey, how did Wakka talk to us anyways?
Cloud: *pokes wall* O.O! Holographic wall!
Pyra: *drops the lighter and squishes her face against the wall* HELLOOO?!
Peaches: Pyra! *grabs her arm just as Pyra falls through*
Vivi: O.O So... The FFX cast is through there? Alrighty then. Come on, Cloud! *they walk through the wall*
Pyra: SQUUE! *yells out* I LOVE YOU SEYMOUR!
Seymour: *on the other side* ^_^ Ladies, call me!
Peaches: *grin* We will!
Pyra: WE SHALL! *blows a kiss and goes back to trying to burn the place down*
Peaches: Aack!!!
The KH crew wake up.
Sora: O.O I still can't feel my spleen!
Riku: Â_Â Dumbass...
A/N: Ok, weird chappie... Review ppl!