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Chapter 16: Yami's Worst Experience Ever!
(Hey its the title!)





"Kaiba better get here now!" Yami screamed, doubling over. "Its okay Yami, you're gonna be fine," Tea said softly. Yugi paced back and forth infront of the door, his eyes wide in fear. "Hey Yug', don't have a heart attack now," Joey said sarcastically. Yugi replied by giving him a cold stare, making Joey back away.

Finally, after about ten minutes of waiting, Seto pounded on the door, making Yugi automatically open the door. "Okay, lead Yami into the car slowly," Seto said. "No way in hell I'm going to move slow!" Yami winced. Yami tried to run, but the pain was too great. It ended up shooting through his whole body, making him fall to his knees. "YAMI!" Everyone yelled, running up to him. "Ow...," Yami whined. "I told you that you had to walk slow...," Seto said, rolling his eyes. Everyone participated in helping Yami slowly get up and leading him into the limo. "Floor it!" Seto said to the driver. "But Master Kaiba...," The driver said nervously. "Just do it!" Seto shouted. "Yes sir!"

There was no one on the road, considering it was one o'clock in the morning, so the driver drove over the speed limit. "Uh...are you sure this is safe Kaiba? We're goin' at a ninety miles ya know...," Joey said nervously. "It doesn't matter, we have to get to the hospital as fast as we can," Seto replied.

After about fifteen minutes of driving, everyone made it to the hospital. Everyone helped Yami out of the car and helped him walk into the building. The secretary noticed them come in, and turned to them. "Whats wrong?" "Yami's in labour," Seto said. "Oh my, I'll get a nurse to bring you in a room." "What!? You mean that I'm not going to have the baby now?" Yami shouted. "Of course not, you gotta reach a certain stage before you can have it," Joey said. One of the nurses came running down the hallway, pushing an empty wheelchair with her. "Okay, if you would please sit down young lady, we can bring you into your room," The nurse said to Tea. "I'm not having the baby, my friend Yami is," Tea replied, pointing to the suffering Yami. "You can't be serious...this is a joke...," The nurse said angrily. Yami's eyes looked like fire as the rage built up in him, "LOOK LADY, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF EVERYONE SAYING THAT, I'M IN FUCKING LABOUR HERE! TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING ROOM NOW!" Everyone stared in shock after what Yami just said, until Yami lost all of his energy and fell forward. "Yami!" Joey said, catching Yami before he hit the floor. "Okay, slowly put him in the chair so that I can send him to his room," The nurse said. Everyone slowly placed Yami in the chair, and the nurse took off to his room, everyone following behind them.

Once everyone got into Yami's room, they all helped him get to his bed. He was still a little bit woozy from the whole spazzing out issue. The nurse walked over to one of the cupboards and took out a hospital gown, walking over to Yami and handing it to him once she found one. "Here, you can go to the bathroom and change into this." Yami took the clothes and slowly walked into the bathroom, clutching his stomach as he stepped in the room. Once he was finished getting dressed, Yami walked out of the bathroom and to his bed. As he sat down, the nurse walked over to him with strange equipment in her hands. They were strange machines in the shape of a circle, along with a strap to put it around something. "Okay, I'm going to strap these things to your stomach, that way we can monitor the baby's heartbeat." Yami just nodded, allowing her to continue. "There, now I'll just turn on the machine," The nurse said, turning on the small system. Once she did, the baby's heartbeat could be heard, and paper began to come out of the machine. "Whats with the lines on the paper?" Joey asked. "Oh, this shows the pace of the baby's heart." "Cool," Joey said, picking up the paper and studying it. The nurse turned to Yami, "I'm not really sure how to check to see if the baby's water broke through a man, so I'm going to have a specialist come in to check on you." "Okay...," Yami wiced. The nurse then proceeded out of the room to retrieve the doctor, allowing Yami and the others to talk. "So Yami, aren't you excited?" Tea said cheerfully. Yami gave her a glare that basically answered her question. "Oh...sorry...," Tea said, sitting in her seat.

After about ten minutes, the specialist finally came in. "Hello Yami, how are you feeling?" "Dr. Quatre?" Yami said, looking confused. "Yup, its me, now how bad does it hurt?" "Lets just say that it feels like my insides are being torn apart...," Yami replied. "Very well, would you like an epideral?" Yami looked confused at the doctor, "Whats that?" Dr. Q walked into the other room and pulled out a seringe filled with some sort of drug. "This injection will take away most of your contractions, so that it can make it less strenuous on you when you start pushing." Yami smiled, "Well in that case, go for it!" "Okay, turn around for me please." Yami began to look nervous, "What do you mean? I thought it went in your arm?" Dr. Q shook his head, "No, it goes in your spine." Yami's face began to pale after he heard where it was going to go. "Fine, I'll do it," Yami said, turning around. "Woah, you got way more guts then me!" Joey said, his eyes ready to fall out of his head. "Do you want someone to hold your hand or something? It usually helps," Dr. Q asked kindly. Joey and Yugi stood up and walked over to Yami. "I guess I'll have them with me," Yami said, smiling. Joey held Yami's left hand as Yugi held his right hand. "Okay Yami, just squeeze our hands when it hurts okay?" Joey said. Yugi then realized that Yami's right hand was the strongest out of the two. "Uh...Joey? Can we swap hands?" "Sure man," Joey replied, taking Yami's right hand instead. "Okay, here we go!" Dr. Quatre said before slowly pushing the needle in Yami's back.






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