A/N: My first X-Men fanfic. I hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Wolverine or anything else in here except the scenario.
Meeting of the Wolverines
Logan was sitting in a bar somewhere in Canada, and then there was a small breach in the dimensions, throwing the Wolverines of Ultimate X-men and X-men: The movie into the bar. "What the? What's with the goatee, bub? And you, ya look really bad in leather." (That was obviously the original.) "I think he looks kinda stupid too, but don't diss the goatee!" The Ultimate Wolvie let out his claws and ran at the original, but was met with a different set. "Leather? LEATHER?!! Oh [BLEEP]! I need to change out of this uniform." As the Wolverine from the movie ran out of the bar to find some clothes, the bar's owner called 911 as several bar stools and tables were sliced in half. Original Wolvie retracted his claws and threw a chair, which clonked on Ultimate Wolvie's head. Ultimate Wolvie growled and followed suit.
Meanwhile, movie Wolvie ran into a department store and grabbed some pants and a shirt. He ran into a changing room and put them on, slicing off the security tags with his claws. He ran out of the department store and right into a wall.
Original Wolvie broke a bottle over Ultimate Wolvie's noggin and was kicked into movie Wolvie, healed after hitting the wall. All the Wolvies turned into a snarling tornado of claws, fists, chairs, and other pain-causing things. Suddenly police sirens were heard, and everyone stopped. The police came in and asked, "Alright, who started this fight?" The Wolvies looked at each other, and each pointed their fingers and shouted, "HE DID IT!"
The End
A/N: I know. It's short, I'm lazy, and I need to write more chapters to my Redwall fic. Should I:
A: Stick my head in a bucket of sulfuric acid?
B: Write more chapters to Ironclaws?
C: Forget writing anything anymore?
D: Write a sequel to "Harry Potter meets Indiana Jones"? *ducks barrage of tomatoes*
Disclaimer: I don't own Wolverine or anything else in here except the scenario.
Meeting of the Wolverines
Logan was sitting in a bar somewhere in Canada, and then there was a small breach in the dimensions, throwing the Wolverines of Ultimate X-men and X-men: The movie into the bar. "What the? What's with the goatee, bub? And you, ya look really bad in leather." (That was obviously the original.) "I think he looks kinda stupid too, but don't diss the goatee!" The Ultimate Wolvie let out his claws and ran at the original, but was met with a different set. "Leather? LEATHER?!! Oh [BLEEP]! I need to change out of this uniform." As the Wolverine from the movie ran out of the bar to find some clothes, the bar's owner called 911 as several bar stools and tables were sliced in half. Original Wolvie retracted his claws and threw a chair, which clonked on Ultimate Wolvie's head. Ultimate Wolvie growled and followed suit.
Meanwhile, movie Wolvie ran into a department store and grabbed some pants and a shirt. He ran into a changing room and put them on, slicing off the security tags with his claws. He ran out of the department store and right into a wall.
Original Wolvie broke a bottle over Ultimate Wolvie's noggin and was kicked into movie Wolvie, healed after hitting the wall. All the Wolvies turned into a snarling tornado of claws, fists, chairs, and other pain-causing things. Suddenly police sirens were heard, and everyone stopped. The police came in and asked, "Alright, who started this fight?" The Wolvies looked at each other, and each pointed their fingers and shouted, "HE DID IT!"
The End
A/N: I know. It's short, I'm lazy, and I need to write more chapters to my Redwall fic. Should I:
A: Stick my head in a bucket of sulfuric acid?
B: Write more chapters to Ironclaws?
C: Forget writing anything anymore?
D: Write a sequel to "Harry Potter meets Indiana Jones"? *ducks barrage of tomatoes*