Chapter Three- Boromir says "Nope!" and attack of the song parodies
Okay- this popped into my head out of absolutely nowhere. I was playing Scattergories with my mum and I thought it up.
Frodo:(looks up and notices Boromir is watching him)Are you watching me Boromir?
Boromir: Nope!
Frodo: I think you are.
Boromir: Nope!
Frodo: Are you going to say anything else?
Boromir: Nope!
Frodo: Are you going to chase me?
Boromir: Nope!
Frodo: Are you (grimaces) in love with me? Boromir:(disgustedly)Nope!
Frodo: Do you like girls?
Boromir: Nope!
Frodo: Do you like guys? Boromir: Nope!
Frodo:(gets an idea) Are you going to attack me to get the Ring, thus causing our little Fellowship to split up into three different parties?
Boromir: Nope!
Later...
Boromir: Give me the Ring! Frodo: Nope!
stridersgurlarwen: (slaps forehead)Idiot.....
Frodo walks across what looks like a farm and sits on a wagon. The camera zooms in and he starts singing (I luv making Frodo sing- can't help it sorry) Note: I think this song sort of embodies Frodo's desperation to be rid of the Ring- if you find it funny that's okay with me and if you don't thats fine too.
Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high There's a land that I heard of Once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow Skies are blue And the dreams that you dare to dream Really do come true
Some day I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemondrops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me
Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly Birds fly over the rainbow Why then, oh why can't I? Some day I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemondrops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me
Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly Birds fly over the rainbow Why then, oh why can't I?
If happy little bluebirds fly Beyond the rainbow Why, oh why can't I?
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Gimli gets up to do a song number. Suddenly someone yells:
Run away! Run away!(Monty Python- gotta love'im)
And Gimli is left standing in an empty room.
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One day as I was watching Lord of the Rings I realized something. You know the look Lurtz gets on his face when he shoots Boromir(all times)? This is what he's thinking(he's also thinking it when he's fighting Aragorn)-
WHY WON'T YOU THINGS DIE?!
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Merry and Pippin, extremely drunk, climb upon a table at Bree and begin singing.
Merry:Twinkle Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are Up above the world so *hic* high like a diamond in the sky Twinkle Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are *hic*
Pippin: Twinkle Twinkle little *hic* bat how I wonder what you're at Up above *hic* the world you fly Like a tea tray in the sky
Merry: Tha's not how it goes!
Pippin: 'S how I *hic* learnt it!
Bilbo: I'd like to sing a song. It's called... uh.. anyway it's a good song
Hey diddle diddle...uh
the cat with the fiddle
the cow jumped over the moon... er..
the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran off with.. uh. ran off with...(thinks hard)
Frodo's girlfriend! Yes I think that's right.
Frodo:(giving death glares to Bilbo)
Author's Note: I'd like to than the following peeps: Whispers of a Nameless fear, me'n'legolas, GoddessOfChaos(Watersprite1989), Exiled-Knight, The Soup Nazis, Madeleine541, Elf of Sirannon, Feoenix Phyre(love the reversal), LotR-junkie and Vix! And I'd like to thank battgirl-93041 for congradulating me on my little siblings-to-be! Luv you all! And celesgurlgaladriel( I think) better get her butt over here and read this cause she's one of my best friends and i told her about this!
Okay- this popped into my head out of absolutely nowhere. I was playing Scattergories with my mum and I thought it up.
Frodo:(looks up and notices Boromir is watching him)Are you watching me Boromir?
Boromir: Nope!
Frodo: I think you are.
Boromir: Nope!
Frodo: Are you going to say anything else?
Boromir: Nope!
Frodo: Are you going to chase me?
Boromir: Nope!
Frodo: Are you (grimaces) in love with me? Boromir:(disgustedly)Nope!
Frodo: Do you like girls?
Boromir: Nope!
Frodo: Do you like guys? Boromir: Nope!
Frodo:(gets an idea) Are you going to attack me to get the Ring, thus causing our little Fellowship to split up into three different parties?
Boromir: Nope!
Later...
Boromir: Give me the Ring! Frodo: Nope!
stridersgurlarwen: (slaps forehead)Idiot.....
Frodo walks across what looks like a farm and sits on a wagon. The camera zooms in and he starts singing (I luv making Frodo sing- can't help it sorry) Note: I think this song sort of embodies Frodo's desperation to be rid of the Ring- if you find it funny that's okay with me and if you don't thats fine too.
Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high There's a land that I heard of Once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow Skies are blue And the dreams that you dare to dream Really do come true
Some day I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemondrops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me
Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly Birds fly over the rainbow Why then, oh why can't I? Some day I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemondrops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me
Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly Birds fly over the rainbow Why then, oh why can't I?
If happy little bluebirds fly Beyond the rainbow Why, oh why can't I?
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Gimli gets up to do a song number. Suddenly someone yells:
Run away! Run away!(Monty Python- gotta love'im)
And Gimli is left standing in an empty room.
_______________
One day as I was watching Lord of the Rings I realized something. You know the look Lurtz gets on his face when he shoots Boromir(all times)? This is what he's thinking(he's also thinking it when he's fighting Aragorn)-
WHY WON'T YOU THINGS DIE?!
_______________
Merry and Pippin, extremely drunk, climb upon a table at Bree and begin singing.
Merry:Twinkle Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are Up above the world so *hic* high like a diamond in the sky Twinkle Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are *hic*
Pippin: Twinkle Twinkle little *hic* bat how I wonder what you're at Up above *hic* the world you fly Like a tea tray in the sky
Merry: Tha's not how it goes!
Pippin: 'S how I *hic* learnt it!
Bilbo: I'd like to sing a song. It's called... uh.. anyway it's a good song
Hey diddle diddle...uh
the cat with the fiddle
the cow jumped over the moon... er..
the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran off with.. uh. ran off with...(thinks hard)
Frodo's girlfriend! Yes I think that's right.
Frodo:(giving death glares to Bilbo)
Author's Note: I'd like to than the following peeps: Whispers of a Nameless fear, me'n'legolas, GoddessOfChaos(Watersprite1989), Exiled-Knight, The Soup Nazis, Madeleine541, Elf of Sirannon, Feoenix Phyre(love the reversal), LotR-junkie and Vix! And I'd like to thank battgirl-93041 for congradulating me on my little siblings-to-be! Luv you all! And celesgurlgaladriel( I think) better get her butt over here and read this cause she's one of my best friends and i told her about this!