Holiday Eds
A Holiday Eds Story by: Brandon
Chapter 1: The Surprise
"The holidays are wonderful, aren't they Eddy?" Double D said cheerfully. It was the first day of Winter Break. Yes, as incredible it may seem, the ever-lasting summer had finally ended, and it was already Winter Break. "Yeah, sure. I guess." Eddy replied. Double D stuck out his tongue to catch snowflakes "Ed's cousin Ned is visiting, Eddy." Eddy looked over again "Yeah, sure. Whatever."
Double D was puzzled by the way Eddy was acting. "Eddy, is there something wrong?" He asked. "Um." Eddy replied. "What's wrong, Eddy?" Double D asked again. "Well. my brother was supposed to come home for Christmas this year and he might not be coming." Double D nodded "You've got a good reason to feel bummed like this, Eddy. Anyway I can help?" Eddy had a slight smile "Well. how's about a visit from 2-D, huh?" Double D's eyes widened "Uh. I don't know, Eddy." Eddy then bribed "Aw. c'mon, all ya have to do is take off the hat!" "Um, okay. But only for your sadness." Eddy smiled "Cool! Let's go!"
Double D pulled off his hat. There stood the infamous 2-D. In winter attire to boot. "Cool, you've got winter clothes, 2-D." Eddy said. "Of course," 2- D replied, "I'm supposed to freeze my ass in skate crud!! Now, does anyone have a snowboard? They've got a sale on free holiday inspired jawbreakers down at the candy shop, and I was thinkin' we could all shred down!!!" "Cool, 2-D!!!" 2-D cut in "Wait! I'm not finished. The café across the street has their special candy cane hot cocoa. Today only, though, they've got a 2-for-1 deal!!!" Eddy was extremely happy "No foolin'? Sweet!!!" Soon enough, 2-D, Kevin, Eddy, and Nazz were on snowboards with Ed, Johnny, Plank, Jimmy, Sarah, and Rolf following them on sled.
"Candy store ho!!!" Eddy shouted. "Mm. yummy, peppermint!" Jimmy said. "Cinnamon, Plank! Cinnamon!" Johnny said. "Christmas Punch!" Eddy, 2-D, Ed, Kevin and Ed said. Ned then arrived, also wanting Christmas Punch flavor. "Hey guys!" Ned said. "Hey, where's my cousin?" Ed jumped up "NED!!!" Ned jumped up "ED!!! Give me a Burrhead bump, bud!" They ran, jumped up, and slammed into each other, both saying "Oomph!!!" Ed laughed "A-huh, huh, huh, a-huh, huh, a-huh, huh, huh, huh!" Ned laughed "A-hah, hah, hah, a- hah, hah, a-hah, hah, hah, hah!
"How ya doin', Lumpy?" Ed then replied "Gravy!" He then had one of his 'I'm normal.' moments. "I'm doing pretty good, how's about you, Ned?" "Cool." Ed then switched back to 'I love chickens, hug me!!! Buttered toast.' In other words, he switched back to normal. 2-D cut in again "Let's get the jawbreakers and hurry to the café! The 2-for-1 deal lasts only for 45 more minutes!" "Right!!!" Everyone replied. They went in and walked out, mouths stuffed. They walked into the café and came out with 2 cups of hot cocoa. "Mm....." Everyone said.
They then went to Ed's house, seeing. Chanukah decorations??? Ed surprised everyone (probably including you, the readers) by saying "I'm Jewish, guys!!!" Everyone's eyes widened, except for Ned's. "I celebrate both holidays because my dad's Christian!!!" Everyone was still gaping. "Wanna see something cool guys?" Ned, the only one with a speaking ability so far, said "If it's a monster movie, I'm getting out of here and taking, well dragging, the other guys outta here." Everyone shook his or her heads. Eddy said "No way are you dragging anyone of us." Ed surprised everyone again by saying "Nope, not a monster movie."
Huh? Ed's Jewish? And he wants to show off something other then a monster movie! Watch for Chapter 2: Ed's Heritage. HHHh
Chapter 1: The Surprise
"The holidays are wonderful, aren't they Eddy?" Double D said cheerfully. It was the first day of Winter Break. Yes, as incredible it may seem, the ever-lasting summer had finally ended, and it was already Winter Break. "Yeah, sure. I guess." Eddy replied. Double D stuck out his tongue to catch snowflakes "Ed's cousin Ned is visiting, Eddy." Eddy looked over again "Yeah, sure. Whatever."
Double D was puzzled by the way Eddy was acting. "Eddy, is there something wrong?" He asked. "Um." Eddy replied. "What's wrong, Eddy?" Double D asked again. "Well. my brother was supposed to come home for Christmas this year and he might not be coming." Double D nodded "You've got a good reason to feel bummed like this, Eddy. Anyway I can help?" Eddy had a slight smile "Well. how's about a visit from 2-D, huh?" Double D's eyes widened "Uh. I don't know, Eddy." Eddy then bribed "Aw. c'mon, all ya have to do is take off the hat!" "Um, okay. But only for your sadness." Eddy smiled "Cool! Let's go!"
Double D pulled off his hat. There stood the infamous 2-D. In winter attire to boot. "Cool, you've got winter clothes, 2-D." Eddy said. "Of course," 2- D replied, "I'm supposed to freeze my ass in skate crud!! Now, does anyone have a snowboard? They've got a sale on free holiday inspired jawbreakers down at the candy shop, and I was thinkin' we could all shred down!!!" "Cool, 2-D!!!" 2-D cut in "Wait! I'm not finished. The café across the street has their special candy cane hot cocoa. Today only, though, they've got a 2-for-1 deal!!!" Eddy was extremely happy "No foolin'? Sweet!!!" Soon enough, 2-D, Kevin, Eddy, and Nazz were on snowboards with Ed, Johnny, Plank, Jimmy, Sarah, and Rolf following them on sled.
"Candy store ho!!!" Eddy shouted. "Mm. yummy, peppermint!" Jimmy said. "Cinnamon, Plank! Cinnamon!" Johnny said. "Christmas Punch!" Eddy, 2-D, Ed, Kevin and Ed said. Ned then arrived, also wanting Christmas Punch flavor. "Hey guys!" Ned said. "Hey, where's my cousin?" Ed jumped up "NED!!!" Ned jumped up "ED!!! Give me a Burrhead bump, bud!" They ran, jumped up, and slammed into each other, both saying "Oomph!!!" Ed laughed "A-huh, huh, huh, a-huh, huh, a-huh, huh, huh, huh!" Ned laughed "A-hah, hah, hah, a- hah, hah, a-hah, hah, hah, hah!
"How ya doin', Lumpy?" Ed then replied "Gravy!" He then had one of his 'I'm normal.' moments. "I'm doing pretty good, how's about you, Ned?" "Cool." Ed then switched back to 'I love chickens, hug me!!! Buttered toast.' In other words, he switched back to normal. 2-D cut in again "Let's get the jawbreakers and hurry to the café! The 2-for-1 deal lasts only for 45 more minutes!" "Right!!!" Everyone replied. They went in and walked out, mouths stuffed. They walked into the café and came out with 2 cups of hot cocoa. "Mm....." Everyone said.
They then went to Ed's house, seeing. Chanukah decorations??? Ed surprised everyone (probably including you, the readers) by saying "I'm Jewish, guys!!!" Everyone's eyes widened, except for Ned's. "I celebrate both holidays because my dad's Christian!!!" Everyone was still gaping. "Wanna see something cool guys?" Ned, the only one with a speaking ability so far, said "If it's a monster movie, I'm getting out of here and taking, well dragging, the other guys outta here." Everyone shook his or her heads. Eddy said "No way are you dragging anyone of us." Ed surprised everyone again by saying "Nope, not a monster movie."
Huh? Ed's Jewish? And he wants to show off something other then a monster movie! Watch for Chapter 2: Ed's Heritage. HHHh