Holiday Eds
A Holiday Eds Story by: Brandon
Chapter 2: Ed's Heritage
"So, Ed, what do you want to show them?" Ned asked. "You know. My special dance thingy." Ned's face lightened "Oh. go ahead!!!" Ed threw his shoes off and jumped up on the table. He crossed his hands about 1 1/4 inches away from his chest. He then said "WATCH THIS!!! Gravy!!!" He started going across the table, lifting his legs high up, vertically. He then started to shrink down squatting, still lifting his legs. He yelled "Sassafras! A-huh, huh!" Everyone started clapping. "Way to go Burrhead!!!" Eddy yelled. "Wow! I better let my counter-part take a look at this! See ya later, Eddy!" 2-D said. "See ya, 2-D." Double D was back. "Bravo Ed!!!" He said. You all know who said this: "Cool, huh Plank?" The clapping still went on. Ed began to stop "Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, HUT!" Everyone gave Ed a round of applause. "Way to go, dude." Ned said. "Buttered toast." Ed replied.
That night, Eddy, Edd, and Ned were at Ed's house. They were there to give Ed support in his new-found Jewish tradition. Sarah didn't actually celebrate Chanukah with Ed and his mom. She only went downstairs for presents. She didn't light candles or do the prayers. Ed sung a lot of the prayers. He knew two of them by heart, so he didn't have to use the book. Eddy and Double D were amazed as Ed recited the prayers. "He's good, huh?" Ned asked. "I didn't know Ed, of all people, would have put this much into a religion. What a good deed to society." Double D replied. Eddy nodded "I'd have to agree. He's pretty dang good at this. Wow." Ed finished the prayer. The candle was lit and Sarah came down to get her present. First, they had to eat the traditional meal. Eddy, Double D, and Ned of course, joined Ed, Sarah, and their mom in a dinner of Potato Latkes. Ed put ketchup in a little bowl for dipping and put salt on the latke. "Potato Latkes!!! Yummy! A-huh." He said. Once they were finished, it was time for presents. Ed opened the gift to find that he received an entire 1-1,000 scale electronic replica of the final battle in the movie Robot Rebel Ranch. Robot Rebel Ranch was the movie that the Eds wanted to see, but it was rated R. So on their way to sneak their way into seeing it, they "crash- landed" in the junkyard and reenacted the movie. "Cool! Robot Rebel Ranch's final battle sequence. 'gasp' With sound, movement, lights, and a bonus trivia game!!! Thanks mommy!!!" He brought the two Eds and Ned into his room and they began to watch the battle take place on a 1-1,000 scale. Sarah got a CD from her favorite band, The Apple Heads. (Sarah has a poster from The Apple Heads on her wall in the show.) While they were playing, Ned reminded them "Remember, tomorrow's Christmas!!!" "HOORAY!!!" They all yelled.
What will happen tomorrow? Find out in Chapter 3: Christmas at Last.
Chapter 2: Ed's Heritage
"So, Ed, what do you want to show them?" Ned asked. "You know. My special dance thingy." Ned's face lightened "Oh. go ahead!!!" Ed threw his shoes off and jumped up on the table. He crossed his hands about 1 1/4 inches away from his chest. He then said "WATCH THIS!!! Gravy!!!" He started going across the table, lifting his legs high up, vertically. He then started to shrink down squatting, still lifting his legs. He yelled "Sassafras! A-huh, huh!" Everyone started clapping. "Way to go Burrhead!!!" Eddy yelled. "Wow! I better let my counter-part take a look at this! See ya later, Eddy!" 2-D said. "See ya, 2-D." Double D was back. "Bravo Ed!!!" He said. You all know who said this: "Cool, huh Plank?" The clapping still went on. Ed began to stop "Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, HUT!" Everyone gave Ed a round of applause. "Way to go, dude." Ned said. "Buttered toast." Ed replied.
That night, Eddy, Edd, and Ned were at Ed's house. They were there to give Ed support in his new-found Jewish tradition. Sarah didn't actually celebrate Chanukah with Ed and his mom. She only went downstairs for presents. She didn't light candles or do the prayers. Ed sung a lot of the prayers. He knew two of them by heart, so he didn't have to use the book. Eddy and Double D were amazed as Ed recited the prayers. "He's good, huh?" Ned asked. "I didn't know Ed, of all people, would have put this much into a religion. What a good deed to society." Double D replied. Eddy nodded "I'd have to agree. He's pretty dang good at this. Wow." Ed finished the prayer. The candle was lit and Sarah came down to get her present. First, they had to eat the traditional meal. Eddy, Double D, and Ned of course, joined Ed, Sarah, and their mom in a dinner of Potato Latkes. Ed put ketchup in a little bowl for dipping and put salt on the latke. "Potato Latkes!!! Yummy! A-huh." He said. Once they were finished, it was time for presents. Ed opened the gift to find that he received an entire 1-1,000 scale electronic replica of the final battle in the movie Robot Rebel Ranch. Robot Rebel Ranch was the movie that the Eds wanted to see, but it was rated R. So on their way to sneak their way into seeing it, they "crash- landed" in the junkyard and reenacted the movie. "Cool! Robot Rebel Ranch's final battle sequence. 'gasp' With sound, movement, lights, and a bonus trivia game!!! Thanks mommy!!!" He brought the two Eds and Ned into his room and they began to watch the battle take place on a 1-1,000 scale. Sarah got a CD from her favorite band, The Apple Heads. (Sarah has a poster from The Apple Heads on her wall in the show.) While they were playing, Ned reminded them "Remember, tomorrow's Christmas!!!" "HOORAY!!!" They all yelled.
What will happen tomorrow? Find out in Chapter 3: Christmas at Last.