*Harry and Ron just came into Hogwarts*

Harry: *enters with class*

Malfoy: So it's true then. The famous Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.

Harry: *smiles*

Malfoy: This is Crabbe and Goyle. I'm Malfoy... *walks to Harry* Draco... Malfoy.

Ron: *snorts*

Malfoy: Think my names funny do you ?! Claim to ask yours... Red hair... and a hand me down robe! You must be a Weasly!

Ron: *scowls*

Malfoy: Soon Potter you'll figure not to go hang out with the wrong sort. I can help you there.*holds out his hand*

Harry: No kidding?! Sure! Thanks! Oh, Malfoy I owe you one. Wow! The real Malfoy!!!!!!

*Harry goes with Malfoy and bump into something fat*

Malfoy: Harry, so you don't like Ron?

Harry: Yeah. Well, I just wore these stupid glasses to fit in with him. I thaught he was the best person here.But boy was I wrong.

Malfoy: Uh huh...

Harry: Yeah. He smelled like fish too. He stunk. He likes that one know it all girl. He doesn't know how to do any spells. HE ALSO HATES YOU!!! Can you believe that. Oh boy I can rant on and on aaaaaaaaabout hhhhhhhhow muuuuuuuuuuuch IIIIIIIIIIIIIII admiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire you... *drools*

Malfoy: Ugh...

Harry: Bual... *drools on Malfoy's arm*

Malfoy: GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs*

Harry: You can't run... we are in a room of darknessssssssss...AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUAHAHAHA!!!!

Malfoy: *girly scream* Help me mommy!!!!!!!

Harry: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN RUN RUN AS FAST YOU CAN... I'LL STILL CATCH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malfoy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Harry: WEAKIORYORY!!

Malfoy: I'm free!!!!!!!!

*So now Harry Potter lives in a dark room like Gollum. And everybody is afraid when he pokes his head out of the great mushy thing he lives in and says 'My precious... Harry... yes my precious.' They also fright at the sight of Harry living in the stomach... OF A TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!