Behind the scenes at R.K.
A fanfic.
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue.
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Tae and Megumi are hanging out in the parking lot of Sony Entertainment Studios each with a cold Yebusi beer in hand. Megumi is stretched out on the backseat of her candy-apple red Corvette, wearing a pair of blue denim short-shorts, a black 'South Park' baby tee and a pair of black leather slides from Payless Shoesource. Tae is perched on the bonnet of the car in black jeans, 'adidas' sneakers and white tank top with a matching white bandanna tied over her hair. Both are looking extremely bored with life in general.
TAE: Where are those guys anyway, we were supposed to start shooting twenty minutes ago!
MEGUMI: (shrugs as she takes a swig) maybe they forgot.
TAE: Or got toasted.
MEGUMI: That too.
Just then there's the sound of a motorcycle approaching the lot. Fast. Tae looks up indifferently and takes a deep swig out of her can.
MEGUMI: Hm… sounds like Tsubame and Yahiko 're here.
TAE: Yup.
A silver and ebony Kawasaki Ninja tears into the lot at top speed with two passengers in matching white T-shirts and blue jeans on board. It screeches to a stop right in front of the red Corvette and the driver unbuckles and removes her helmet. "We made it." she says breathlessly while smoothing out her shoulder length brown hair, "are we very late?"
MEGUMI: (from behind her beer-can in the back seat) No shit Sherlock.
The second passenger has removed his helmet and is now rubbing a hand through his black spikes. "Where're the others?" he asks.
TAE: (shrugs) I dunno, we were hoping they were with you.
TSUBAME: (frowns thoughtfully) We haven't seen them all day.
YAHIKO: (whips out a cell phone and starts to dial)
MEGUMI: (from the back seat) we tried that already, all of their phones are off.
YAHIKO: Then where the heck are they then?
TSUBAME: Hmm… is Ayame here?
TAE: (rueful smile) Suzume too.
"BAKA!!!!!!" A juvenile voice shouts in the background. "I said I wanted Skittles in the red packet, THE RED PACKET!!!" Kerblangcrashcrashcrash!!!
MEGUMI: (quietly) f***ing brat.
Ayame comes out of the studio exit with her hands over her ears. "What a little monster! Tell me again why there has to be two granddaughters in the show?"
TAE: (thoughtfully) Maybe we could get her killed off.
MEGUMI: With what? Demon soap bubbles?
TSUBAME: It's an idea…
YAHIKO: Don't waste your time, she'll burn out before she's twenty anyway.
Suddenly, there is the sound of music filling the entire lot. Then a loud screech as a car hits the brake… hard. A cerulean CLK Mercedes with "Kenjitsu Komachi" written on the screen pulls into the lot.
KAORU: (singing off key and rather loudly) We ain't! Go-ing no-where! We ain't! Going nowhere! We can't be stopped now! This is baaaaaad girrrl town!!!
SANO: (from the passenger seat) Have no fear, the Calvary's here!
MEGUMI: Somebody's been watching Sesame Street re-runs again…
TAE: How come she got her stupid brother on the show?
TSUBAME: I dunno, he is kinda cute though…
YAHIKO: Hey!!!
TSUBAME: Don't worry baby, he's not my type like you are.
AYAME: Where's Kenshin?
KAORU: (climbing out wearing a familiar-looking black mini-dress with a mandarin collar and white piping. Her hair is down as well. He went to pick up Saitou. His Hummer's being upgraded.
Minutes later, a silver GTSR Viper pulls in next to Kaoru's Mercedes.
KAORU: Hi sweetie.
Kenshin comes out looking ultra-cool in a dark-blue shirt and black jeans. His pony tail is pulled tighter than usual and is held in place with a black leather band. His voice is notably deeper and sexier than usual as well. "Hey baby." He says leaning in for a quick kiss. Saitou comes out of the passenger seat and immediately lights up. Leaning over the side of Megumi's Corvette he gently blows smoke into her face.
SAITOU: Here's smoke in your eyes, foxy.
MEGUMI: (gently teasing) What would your wife say, captain?
SAITOU: She's never been seen on this series, babe.
AYAME: Well, everyone's here, now maybe we can get some work done?
SANO: Sorry squirt, it's lunchtime, union rules.
TAE: There's a new Thai restaurant a few blocks from here.
YAHIKO: Last one there has to do a nude scene!
SAITOU: (Looks at Megumi thoughtfully) hmm….
MEGUMI: Forget it hotshot.
The air is instantly filled with the sound of screeching brakes and the smell of burnt rubber. When the smoke clears, there is only one man standing in the lot wearing a dejected look on his face.
DIRECTOR: Damn trade union slackers.
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God, I have way too much time on my hands. Oh well.
Hope it was funny for you as it was for me when I
was laughing at myself for writing it. Please review.
Selene.
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A fanfic.
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue.
**************************
Tae and Megumi are hanging out in the parking lot of Sony Entertainment Studios each with a cold Yebusi beer in hand. Megumi is stretched out on the backseat of her candy-apple red Corvette, wearing a pair of blue denim short-shorts, a black 'South Park' baby tee and a pair of black leather slides from Payless Shoesource. Tae is perched on the bonnet of the car in black jeans, 'adidas' sneakers and white tank top with a matching white bandanna tied over her hair. Both are looking extremely bored with life in general.
TAE: Where are those guys anyway, we were supposed to start shooting twenty minutes ago!
MEGUMI: (shrugs as she takes a swig) maybe they forgot.
TAE: Or got toasted.
MEGUMI: That too.
Just then there's the sound of a motorcycle approaching the lot. Fast. Tae looks up indifferently and takes a deep swig out of her can.
MEGUMI: Hm… sounds like Tsubame and Yahiko 're here.
TAE: Yup.
A silver and ebony Kawasaki Ninja tears into the lot at top speed with two passengers in matching white T-shirts and blue jeans on board. It screeches to a stop right in front of the red Corvette and the driver unbuckles and removes her helmet. "We made it." she says breathlessly while smoothing out her shoulder length brown hair, "are we very late?"
MEGUMI: (from behind her beer-can in the back seat) No shit Sherlock.
The second passenger has removed his helmet and is now rubbing a hand through his black spikes. "Where're the others?" he asks.
TAE: (shrugs) I dunno, we were hoping they were with you.
TSUBAME: (frowns thoughtfully) We haven't seen them all day.
YAHIKO: (whips out a cell phone and starts to dial)
MEGUMI: (from the back seat) we tried that already, all of their phones are off.
YAHIKO: Then where the heck are they then?
TSUBAME: Hmm… is Ayame here?
TAE: (rueful smile) Suzume too.
"BAKA!!!!!!" A juvenile voice shouts in the background. "I said I wanted Skittles in the red packet, THE RED PACKET!!!" Kerblangcrashcrashcrash!!!
MEGUMI: (quietly) f***ing brat.
Ayame comes out of the studio exit with her hands over her ears. "What a little monster! Tell me again why there has to be two granddaughters in the show?"
TAE: (thoughtfully) Maybe we could get her killed off.
MEGUMI: With what? Demon soap bubbles?
TSUBAME: It's an idea…
YAHIKO: Don't waste your time, she'll burn out before she's twenty anyway.
Suddenly, there is the sound of music filling the entire lot. Then a loud screech as a car hits the brake… hard. A cerulean CLK Mercedes with "Kenjitsu Komachi" written on the screen pulls into the lot.
KAORU: (singing off key and rather loudly) We ain't! Go-ing no-where! We ain't! Going nowhere! We can't be stopped now! This is baaaaaad girrrl town!!!
SANO: (from the passenger seat) Have no fear, the Calvary's here!
MEGUMI: Somebody's been watching Sesame Street re-runs again…
TAE: How come she got her stupid brother on the show?
TSUBAME: I dunno, he is kinda cute though…
YAHIKO: Hey!!!
TSUBAME: Don't worry baby, he's not my type like you are.
AYAME: Where's Kenshin?
KAORU: (climbing out wearing a familiar-looking black mini-dress with a mandarin collar and white piping. Her hair is down as well. He went to pick up Saitou. His Hummer's being upgraded.
Minutes later, a silver GTSR Viper pulls in next to Kaoru's Mercedes.
KAORU: Hi sweetie.
Kenshin comes out looking ultra-cool in a dark-blue shirt and black jeans. His pony tail is pulled tighter than usual and is held in place with a black leather band. His voice is notably deeper and sexier than usual as well. "Hey baby." He says leaning in for a quick kiss. Saitou comes out of the passenger seat and immediately lights up. Leaning over the side of Megumi's Corvette he gently blows smoke into her face.
SAITOU: Here's smoke in your eyes, foxy.
MEGUMI: (gently teasing) What would your wife say, captain?
SAITOU: She's never been seen on this series, babe.
AYAME: Well, everyone's here, now maybe we can get some work done?
SANO: Sorry squirt, it's lunchtime, union rules.
TAE: There's a new Thai restaurant a few blocks from here.
YAHIKO: Last one there has to do a nude scene!
SAITOU: (Looks at Megumi thoughtfully) hmm….
MEGUMI: Forget it hotshot.
The air is instantly filled with the sound of screeching brakes and the smell of burnt rubber. When the smoke clears, there is only one man standing in the lot wearing a dejected look on his face.
DIRECTOR: Damn trade union slackers.
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God, I have way too much time on my hands. Oh well.
Hope it was funny for you as it was for me when I
was laughing at myself for writing it. Please review.
Selene.
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