Behind the scenes at R.K.
A fanfic.
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue.
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The main cast has just returned from their lunch break and the Juppongatana and Oniwabanshu players have just arrived on the set. Everyone is getting dressed and ready for the shoot to begin.
KAMATARI: (rifles through his things) Hey! Where in heck are my falsies? I can't go on without my falsies!
CHOU: (nasty grin) I think the weasel borrowed 'em, Lord knows she could use the enhancement.
MISAO: (from behind a dressing screen) I HEARD THAT!
KAMATARI: Oh, here they are! (Fixes said items into place) There! That's more like it!
KAORU: (struggles with the liquid eyeliner) Mou! I won't ever get this right, Kama-chan! Could you help me out here?
KAMATARI: (carefully outlines his lips) Sure thing honey, I'll be there in a minute.
DIRECTOR: (walks in and looks things over) Alright people, twenty minutes…Kamatari, you're supposed to be wearing the yukata today, not the kimono.
KAMATARI: (wails) But it's UGLY!!!
DIRECTOR: No buts. You're supposed to be mourning Shishio's death, not flossing on the streets of Kyoto.
KAMATARI: It's still ugly.
HIKO: Oh get over yourself girly-man, we all can't be as gorgeous all the time.
KENSHIN: (muttering) Yeah, sometimes we've got to make you look good.
HIKO: What was that?!
KENSHIN: (feigning innocence) Oh, nothing.
AOSHI: (walks in totally barebacked except for these kawaii black shorts that accent his best parts ::drool::) Hey, has anyone seen my yukata? I know it was draped over my chair a minute ago.
TAE: Nope.
AOSHI: Hm…guess I should keep looking.
TAE: (shrugs) Guess so
MEGUMI: (waits until Aoshi leaves the room) You have got to stop doing that someday you know, I mean he's dense, but not that dense.
TAE: (hugs the 'missing' yukata to her chest) I know, but that was so worth it.
MEGUMI: That does remind me though…(turns to Saitou and Kenshin) you two owe us a little fan service for losing that bet.
SAITOU: (Makes a show of straightening his uniform) Now, now foxy. You know it would be OOC for me to strip in front of the cameras. (Points thumb at Kenshin) Him on the other hand…
KENSHIN: Oro?!!
MEGUMI: (shakes head) No dice hotshot, you BOTH lost so you BOTH strip, for ALL of us.
KENSHIN: Kaoru honey, a little help here?
KAORU: (tilting her face so Kamatari can apply blusher to her cheek) A bet's a bet anata.
KENSHIN: (weakly) Sano?
SANO: Sis is right man, you guys have your like, honor at stake.
SAITOU: (muttering) Some friends you are!
TAE: (nudges Megumi) How about we make this quick and painless? Say, you both streak across the lot at full speed around three-ish?
KENSHIN: This is ridiculous!
KAORU: Too bad, that doesn't sound like the wild-man I knew back in college…
KENSHIN: (blushes) But that was a long time ago!
KAORU: (smiles coquettishly) Too bad, that Kenshin was sooooo sexy.
SAITOU: (detects a blush on Kenshin's cheek) Feh! Don't tell me that amateur seduction technique works on you?
MEGUMI: (walks over and snuggles up to Saitou, tracing circles on his chest with her index finger) Oh come on Hajime, just a widdle flash?
SAITOU: (tries hard to keep a stiff upper lip) No.
MEGUMI: Pleeeeaaseee?
SAITOU: (resolution slowly dissolving) No way.
MEGUMI: purrrrr…
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3:05pm, Sony Entertainment Studio's parking lot.
TAE: Alright guys, everybody ready to rock?!
TSUBAME: (pulls out the popcorn) Ready!
MISAO: (settles into a more comfy position on the hood of Kaoru's car) Ready!
TAE: Kaoru?! Megumi?!
KAORU: (fiddles briefly with the C.D player in her car before giving the thumbs up sign)
MEGUMI: (foxy smile) Ready!
TAE: Cue music!!!
KAORU: (presses the play button on her deck resulting in something similar to a sonic boom)
MEGUMI, TAE, MISAO, TSUBAME & KAORU: (singing along with the music) ALL THE! SMALL THINGS! TRUE CARE! TRUTH BRINGS! I'LL TAKE! ONE LIFT! YOUR RIDE! BEST TRIP!
KAMATARI: Okay guys that's you're cue!
KENSHIN: (sighs) Only for you koishii…
SAITOU: (blushing all the way up to his ears) This is so undignified…
YAHIKO: Alright gentlemen, on your mark…
One…
Two…
Three…
GO!!!
Both bishounnen streak across the lot like the devil is on their tail.
WHOOSSHHH!!!!!!!!
TSUBAME: (pouts) Aww… they went by too fast, I didn't see anything!
MEGUMI: (fox-ears popping up) I kind of anticipated that…
SAITOU: (from around the corner) What the?!
KENSHIN: Oroooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRASH!!!!!!!
EVERYONE EXCEPT MEGUMI:…?
Two white blurs appear around the corner running as fast as they can.
TSUBAME: Are those…?
KAORU & MISAO: Feathers?
TAE:…
MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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KENSHIN: Women are scary man.
SAITOU: (brushes feathers out of his hair) Tell me about it.
KENSHIN: By the way, did you see something flash as we passed by?
SAITOU: Maybe, why?
KENSHIN: (paling) Um, didn't you give Megumi a digital camera for Christmas?
SAITOU: (smiles at the memory) The best that money could buy…oh SHIT!!!
MEGUMI: (on other side of lot) Ohohohohohoho!!!!!!!
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Author's Notes:
I didn't really plan on writing a second chapter to this fic. It's just since people seemed to like it so much, I couldn't leave it as a one-shot anymore. Hope you liked it, don't forget to review and let me know if you want more!
Kisses.
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A fanfic.
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue.
**************************
The main cast has just returned from their lunch break and the Juppongatana and Oniwabanshu players have just arrived on the set. Everyone is getting dressed and ready for the shoot to begin.
KAMATARI: (rifles through his things) Hey! Where in heck are my falsies? I can't go on without my falsies!
CHOU: (nasty grin) I think the weasel borrowed 'em, Lord knows she could use the enhancement.
MISAO: (from behind a dressing screen) I HEARD THAT!
KAMATARI: Oh, here they are! (Fixes said items into place) There! That's more like it!
KAORU: (struggles with the liquid eyeliner) Mou! I won't ever get this right, Kama-chan! Could you help me out here?
KAMATARI: (carefully outlines his lips) Sure thing honey, I'll be there in a minute.
DIRECTOR: (walks in and looks things over) Alright people, twenty minutes…Kamatari, you're supposed to be wearing the yukata today, not the kimono.
KAMATARI: (wails) But it's UGLY!!!
DIRECTOR: No buts. You're supposed to be mourning Shishio's death, not flossing on the streets of Kyoto.
KAMATARI: It's still ugly.
HIKO: Oh get over yourself girly-man, we all can't be as gorgeous all the time.
KENSHIN: (muttering) Yeah, sometimes we've got to make you look good.
HIKO: What was that?!
KENSHIN: (feigning innocence) Oh, nothing.
AOSHI: (walks in totally barebacked except for these kawaii black shorts that accent his best parts ::drool::) Hey, has anyone seen my yukata? I know it was draped over my chair a minute ago.
TAE: Nope.
AOSHI: Hm…guess I should keep looking.
TAE: (shrugs) Guess so
MEGUMI: (waits until Aoshi leaves the room) You have got to stop doing that someday you know, I mean he's dense, but not that dense.
TAE: (hugs the 'missing' yukata to her chest) I know, but that was so worth it.
MEGUMI: That does remind me though…(turns to Saitou and Kenshin) you two owe us a little fan service for losing that bet.
SAITOU: (Makes a show of straightening his uniform) Now, now foxy. You know it would be OOC for me to strip in front of the cameras. (Points thumb at Kenshin) Him on the other hand…
KENSHIN: Oro?!!
MEGUMI: (shakes head) No dice hotshot, you BOTH lost so you BOTH strip, for ALL of us.
KENSHIN: Kaoru honey, a little help here?
KAORU: (tilting her face so Kamatari can apply blusher to her cheek) A bet's a bet anata.
KENSHIN: (weakly) Sano?
SANO: Sis is right man, you guys have your like, honor at stake.
SAITOU: (muttering) Some friends you are!
TAE: (nudges Megumi) How about we make this quick and painless? Say, you both streak across the lot at full speed around three-ish?
KENSHIN: This is ridiculous!
KAORU: Too bad, that doesn't sound like the wild-man I knew back in college…
KENSHIN: (blushes) But that was a long time ago!
KAORU: (smiles coquettishly) Too bad, that Kenshin was sooooo sexy.
SAITOU: (detects a blush on Kenshin's cheek) Feh! Don't tell me that amateur seduction technique works on you?
MEGUMI: (walks over and snuggles up to Saitou, tracing circles on his chest with her index finger) Oh come on Hajime, just a widdle flash?
SAITOU: (tries hard to keep a stiff upper lip) No.
MEGUMI: Pleeeeaaseee?
SAITOU: (resolution slowly dissolving) No way.
MEGUMI: purrrrr…
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3:05pm, Sony Entertainment Studio's parking lot.
TAE: Alright guys, everybody ready to rock?!
TSUBAME: (pulls out the popcorn) Ready!
MISAO: (settles into a more comfy position on the hood of Kaoru's car) Ready!
TAE: Kaoru?! Megumi?!
KAORU: (fiddles briefly with the C.D player in her car before giving the thumbs up sign)
MEGUMI: (foxy smile) Ready!
TAE: Cue music!!!
KAORU: (presses the play button on her deck resulting in something similar to a sonic boom)
MEGUMI, TAE, MISAO, TSUBAME & KAORU: (singing along with the music) ALL THE! SMALL THINGS! TRUE CARE! TRUTH BRINGS! I'LL TAKE! ONE LIFT! YOUR RIDE! BEST TRIP!
KAMATARI: Okay guys that's you're cue!
KENSHIN: (sighs) Only for you koishii…
SAITOU: (blushing all the way up to his ears) This is so undignified…
YAHIKO: Alright gentlemen, on your mark…
One…
Two…
Three…
GO!!!
Both bishounnen streak across the lot like the devil is on their tail.
WHOOSSHHH!!!!!!!!
TSUBAME: (pouts) Aww… they went by too fast, I didn't see anything!
MEGUMI: (fox-ears popping up) I kind of anticipated that…
SAITOU: (from around the corner) What the?!
KENSHIN: Oroooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRASH!!!!!!!
EVERYONE EXCEPT MEGUMI:…?
Two white blurs appear around the corner running as fast as they can.
TSUBAME: Are those…?
KAORU & MISAO: Feathers?
TAE:…
MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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KENSHIN: Women are scary man.
SAITOU: (brushes feathers out of his hair) Tell me about it.
KENSHIN: By the way, did you see something flash as we passed by?
SAITOU: Maybe, why?
KENSHIN: (paling) Um, didn't you give Megumi a digital camera for Christmas?
SAITOU: (smiles at the memory) The best that money could buy…oh SHIT!!!
MEGUMI: (on other side of lot) Ohohohohohoho!!!!!!!
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Author's Notes:
I didn't really plan on writing a second chapter to this fic. It's just since people seemed to like it so much, I couldn't leave it as a one-shot anymore. Hope you liked it, don't forget to review and let me know if you want more!
Kisses.
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