Kaiba: Ok, Miake has gone insane.
Miake: I HATE STUPID MATH PROJECTS *throwing random items*
Kaiba: See what I mean.
Miake: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT TEACHERS GIVES A PROJECT OVER THANKSGIVING BREAK!!!
Kaiba: She's just mad because it's a math project.
Miake: YES! I'm ok now. Anyway, let's do the disclaimer and start the story.
Kaiba: Miake doesn't own YGO or any of it's characters.
Miake: And now we begin...
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The Yu-Gi-Oh Skiing Trip.
*everyone piles into the RV*
Yugi: Somehow I don't think this thing was meant to hold so many people.
Joey: I know...*looks around at everyone in the RV*
Mai: I have no space to breathe.
Kaiba: We can always throw the chihuahua out the window if we need more space.
Joey: Or we can throw the rich--
Bakura: Now now, can we all stop fighting...
Tea: He's right, what's important right now is friendship...
Tristan: Darn friendship speeches.
Yami: I knew we should have rented two RV's.
Yami Bakura: How about we have rich boy pay for it.
Kaiba: Shut up.
Mokuba: How about we decide who's going to drive or we'll never get to the resort!
Miake: He's a smart kid.
Pegasus: I'll drive.
Kaiba: If we end up in the shadow realm because you "took a wrong turn" or "tried to avoid the toll road" I will kill you.
Yami Bakura: Me too.
Pegasus: You won't end up in the shadow realm. It's cheap but it's not exactly what I would call a five star hotel.
Mokuba: Where ARE we going.
Miake: *hands him a flyer*
Mokuba: *reads alloud* Doomsday Ski Resort...hey Miake, why's it called "doomsday"?
Yugi: Yeah, I wondered that myself.
Miake: Oh, because one time there was an avalenche there and it killed all the people on the mountain. They named the place Doomsday. I thought it sounded kind of cool.
Joey: Great, she's trying to get us all killed.
Yami Bakura: I like it. Maybe there will be another avalanche so the RV won't be so crowded on the way home.
Tristan: Wait, you're hoping to get some of us killed?
Yami Bakura: My favorite past time.
Miake: I like you.
Yugi: Miake's scaring me.
Kaiba: No kidding. Does anyone want to play cards.
Yami Bakura: I know some shadow games.
Miake: FUN!
Tristan: No, not fun. Shadow games usually end up with people trapped in the Shadow Realm.
Bakura: You wouldn't do that to my friends would you?
Yami Bakura: Yeah I would!
Joey: Great, I'm trapped in a RV with a homicidal maniac.
Miake: FUN!
Joey: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!
Miake: Sorry.
Yami: *staring out the window*
Mai: ...and that's what happened--
Yami: Huh?
Mai: YOU WEREN'T EVEN LISTENING TO ME! I was telling you about what happened when I went shopping yesterday!!!!!!
Yami: Oh, I'm sorry Mai. I was just thinking.
Mai: Well that's a first
Yami: Oh? *completely misses the joke*
Mai: You're annoying.
Yami: Huh?
Mai: Never mind.
Mokuba: Are we there yet?
Kaiba: No.
Mokuba: Are we there yet?
Kaiba: No.
Mokuba: Are we there yet?
Kaiba: NO!
Mokuba: Are we there yet?
Kaiba: IF YOU ASK ME THAT ONE MORE TIME I WILL WRING YOUR NECK!
Tea: Um...guys?
Miake: Yeah?
Tea: I don't feel good.
Pegasus: Well that's good because there's a convenience store right here...we can stop and ask where we are.
Kaiba: YOU'LL ASK WHAT?
Pegasus: It seems I've strayed off track just a little.
Miake: So we're lost?
Pegasus: Um....
Joey: WE'RE LOST?
Pegasus: Well, lost isn't quite the word I like to--
Tristan: Lost, basically we're lost.
Yami Bakura: I loathe you.
Bakura: I really need to get him some ritalin or something.
Yami: Maybe if we looked at a map we'd know where we are.
Yugi: You're so smart.
Yami: I've been around for a couple centuries...naturally I know some stuff.
Yugi: Yeah.
Pegasus: Well, it seems like we're 100 miles off course.
Kaiba: That's it I'm driving.
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With Tea sick and us 100 miles off course will we ever get to the resort? Stay tuned for chapter 2.
Please review...thanx.
Miake: I HATE STUPID MATH PROJECTS *throwing random items*
Kaiba: See what I mean.
Miake: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT TEACHERS GIVES A PROJECT OVER THANKSGIVING BREAK!!!
Kaiba: She's just mad because it's a math project.
Miake: YES! I'm ok now. Anyway, let's do the disclaimer and start the story.
Kaiba: Miake doesn't own YGO or any of it's characters.
Miake: And now we begin...
**********
The Yu-Gi-Oh Skiing Trip.
*everyone piles into the RV*
Yugi: Somehow I don't think this thing was meant to hold so many people.
Joey: I know...*looks around at everyone in the RV*
Mai: I have no space to breathe.
Kaiba: We can always throw the chihuahua out the window if we need more space.
Joey: Or we can throw the rich--
Bakura: Now now, can we all stop fighting...
Tea: He's right, what's important right now is friendship...
Tristan: Darn friendship speeches.
Yami: I knew we should have rented two RV's.
Yami Bakura: How about we have rich boy pay for it.
Kaiba: Shut up.
Mokuba: How about we decide who's going to drive or we'll never get to the resort!
Miake: He's a smart kid.
Pegasus: I'll drive.
Kaiba: If we end up in the shadow realm because you "took a wrong turn" or "tried to avoid the toll road" I will kill you.
Yami Bakura: Me too.
Pegasus: You won't end up in the shadow realm. It's cheap but it's not exactly what I would call a five star hotel.
Mokuba: Where ARE we going.
Miake: *hands him a flyer*
Mokuba: *reads alloud* Doomsday Ski Resort...hey Miake, why's it called "doomsday"?
Yugi: Yeah, I wondered that myself.
Miake: Oh, because one time there was an avalenche there and it killed all the people on the mountain. They named the place Doomsday. I thought it sounded kind of cool.
Joey: Great, she's trying to get us all killed.
Yami Bakura: I like it. Maybe there will be another avalanche so the RV won't be so crowded on the way home.
Tristan: Wait, you're hoping to get some of us killed?
Yami Bakura: My favorite past time.
Miake: I like you.
Yugi: Miake's scaring me.
Kaiba: No kidding. Does anyone want to play cards.
Yami Bakura: I know some shadow games.
Miake: FUN!
Tristan: No, not fun. Shadow games usually end up with people trapped in the Shadow Realm.
Bakura: You wouldn't do that to my friends would you?
Yami Bakura: Yeah I would!
Joey: Great, I'm trapped in a RV with a homicidal maniac.
Miake: FUN!
Joey: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!
Miake: Sorry.
Yami: *staring out the window*
Mai: ...and that's what happened--
Yami: Huh?
Mai: YOU WEREN'T EVEN LISTENING TO ME! I was telling you about what happened when I went shopping yesterday!!!!!!
Yami: Oh, I'm sorry Mai. I was just thinking.
Mai: Well that's a first
Yami: Oh? *completely misses the joke*
Mai: You're annoying.
Yami: Huh?
Mai: Never mind.
Mokuba: Are we there yet?
Kaiba: No.
Mokuba: Are we there yet?
Kaiba: No.
Mokuba: Are we there yet?
Kaiba: NO!
Mokuba: Are we there yet?
Kaiba: IF YOU ASK ME THAT ONE MORE TIME I WILL WRING YOUR NECK!
Tea: Um...guys?
Miake: Yeah?
Tea: I don't feel good.
Pegasus: Well that's good because there's a convenience store right here...we can stop and ask where we are.
Kaiba: YOU'LL ASK WHAT?
Pegasus: It seems I've strayed off track just a little.
Miake: So we're lost?
Pegasus: Um....
Joey: WE'RE LOST?
Pegasus: Well, lost isn't quite the word I like to--
Tristan: Lost, basically we're lost.
Yami Bakura: I loathe you.
Bakura: I really need to get him some ritalin or something.
Yami: Maybe if we looked at a map we'd know where we are.
Yugi: You're so smart.
Yami: I've been around for a couple centuries...naturally I know some stuff.
Yugi: Yeah.
Pegasus: Well, it seems like we're 100 miles off course.
Kaiba: That's it I'm driving.
**********
With Tea sick and us 100 miles off course will we ever get to the resort? Stay tuned for chapter 2.
Please review...thanx.