Miake: ALL MY HOMEWORK IS DONE!

Kaiba: It's official, she scares me on a daily basis.

Miake: I'll even do the disclaimer without complaining.

Kaiba: *sarcastically* Wow, I'm impressed

Miake: I Miake, do not own YGO. Although how fun would that be!

Kaiba: Just start the fic.

Miake: Ok.

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Tea: I think I'm gonna throw up.

Kaiba: Not on me you're not.

Yugi: It's ok Tea.

Tea: *runs to a bush*

Miake: Are you ok Tea!

Joey: I think i liked her better when she hated Tea.

Tea: *walks back from the bush and faints*

Miake: I think we need to call the hospital!

Yami Bakura: No we don't.

Bakura: We SHOULD make sure she's ok.

Yami Bakura: NO we SHOULDN'T.

Tristan: Let's go back on the road and worry about her while we try to get back on track.

Pegasus: Really, I thought I knew these roads! Was I really supposed to know we'd get lost.

Kaiba: *gives Pegasus a really evil look*

Yami: I think just for safe measures someone else should drive.

Kaiba: I'll drive.

Yami: You're under age.

Kaiba: At least I can read a map.

Yami: That's why you'll be reading the map to ME while I drive!

Kaiba: You need someone to read a map FOR you?

Mai: Ya know, this is REALLY getting us no where! So, I've decided to take the liberty of driving.

Kaiba and Yami: YOU WILL NOT.

Miake: I could try.

Kaiba: Have you ever drove in your life.

Miake: Well......no.

Kaiba: NO!

Yami Bakura: I could drive.....ALL OF YOU OFF A CLIFF MUAHAHAHAHA!

Bakura: Ritalin, must get him the ritalin.

*everyone goes back in the RV*

Yami: How about we vote for who gets to drive.

Yugi: *chanting* Yami Yami Yami!

Miake: You scare me Yugi.

*everyone votes and Yami wins*

Kaiba: I hate you people.

Yami Bakura: Me too.

Kaiba: Why do you hate them. They never did anything to you.

Yami Bakura: I just do. I hate all people. Except Bakura, I'm his Yami so I have to put up with him.

Mai: Can we play a game or something, this is boring.

Miake: How about we sing something.

Joey: How about not.

Tristan: We should do a karaoke contest.

Yami: Not while I'm driving!

Mokuba: Hey Yami....

Yami: What is it Mokuba?

Mokuba: How come that little arrow on the dashboard is pointing to the letter "e"?

Yami: It's WHAT?

*the RV skids to a stop*

Yami: DARNIT!

Kaiba: You let it run out of gas...great.

Mai: And we're in the middle of NO WHERE!

Tea: That skiding to a stop was NOT good for my stomach.

Joey: PLEASE don't barf again.

Yugi: Hey Yami...out of curiosity, when did you learn to drive?

Yami: A really great time to ask me about that isn't it *veeeery sarcastic*

Yugi: Sorry. Maybe if yu knew how to drive you would have known that the gas tank was low.

Yami: I DO KNOW HOW TO DRIVE! I took drivers ed while you were at school.

Yugi: So THAT'S why you never helped me cheat on tests.

Joey: YOU WERE GONNA CHEAT???

Kaiba: Can you all just shut up. We need to move this thing.

Tristan: Yeah...we could try to push it.

Miake: The nearest town is........20 miles away.

Mai: I am NEVER going on vacation with you again.

Pegasus: And they thought I screwed up!

Mokuba: Somehow I don't think we can push this thing 20 miles.

Yugi: Should we call for a tow truck?

Yami Bakura: No...we should hi-jack a tow truck...much cheaper.

Bakura: It's also ILLEGAL!

Yami Bakura: Fine, comply with the law...be a good citizen SPOIL MY FUN!

Bakura: I think we should just go along with Yugi and call a tow truck.

Yami Bakura: How come no one ever listens to MY advice.

Miake: Because your advice calls for doing something illegal.

Yami Bakura: isn't that a shame *rolls eyes*

Yugi: *calls the tow truck company*

When the tow truck pulls up someone VERY farmillier is driving. Someone very farmilliar with light blonde hair. Who is it? Stay tuned for the next chapter.

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Kaiba: Is this trip going to be a TOTAL disaster?

Miake: I hope not.

Kaiba: You should know, you're the fanfic author.

Miake: How should I know! I'm making this up as I go along.

Kaiba: *rolls eyes*

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