Miake: I do not own YGO, anyone who thinks I do is on drugs.

Yugi: That's mean.

Miake: I know...isn't it great!

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Yami: Does anyone else think that the tow truck driver looks farmilliar?

Bakura: I dunno.

Yami Bakura: Maybe he's the grim reaper coming for your lives.

Kaiba: I highly doubt that.

Tow Truck Driver(whom will now be referrred to as ttd): So, how far to you want me to tow your RV?

Miake: Just to the nearest town sir.

Joey: Quit being so polite Miake, he's just a truck driver.

Miake: I'm polite to truck drivers, they have a hard job you know.

Joey: Whatever.

TTD: All you'll have to pay me is......the pointy haired kid's necklace.

Yugi: Which pointy haired kid?

Yami: Yeah, there's a lot of pointy haired kids here.

Tristan: Yeah, it's a trend.

TTD: Obviously THE ONE WEARING THE NECKLACE!

Yugi: I'm not giving you my Millenium Puzzle.

TTD: I'll just have to take it from you.

Yugi: WHO ARE YOU!

TTD: I'M MALIK!

Miake: Wow, he's a good actor, I never would have thought it was him!

Malik: Yes, do you know how long I had to wait for you to run out of gas! I thought your car would never DIE! I had to degrade myself to being a TOW TRUCK DRIVER!

Miake: Are you ok? You don't seem like yourself...you're all talkitive and hyper.

Malik: I was stuck...in a truck--

Tristan: Heh heh, that rhymes.

Malik: Shut up idiot. You don't know how incredibly boring it is. No one to mind control.

Miake: Ohh! I always wanted to be mind controlled.

Malik: What's her problem?

Bakura: I think she's high on sugar.

Kaiba: So are you going to tow our RV or not?

Malik: No...does it look like I know anything about tow trucking?

Miake: How about we just pass this off as a big misunderstanding, Yugi keeps his necklace and you join us on our trip.

Malik: Fine.

Mokuba: HE'S AN INSANE MIND CONTROLLING FREAK! HE CAN'T COME WITH US!

Malik: What did you say? *takes over Mokuba*

Mokuba: *monotone voice* Malik is not an insane mind controlling freak. I will now steal Yugi's puzzle.

Miake: HEY! How come he gets to be mind controlled and I don't?

Kaiba: Why do you want to be mind controlled?

Miake: It's like something out of all those sci-fi books I read *sigh*.

Kaiba: Why do I ask.

Pegasus: Because you wanted to know.

Kaiba: I wasn't talking to you.

Malik: *thinks to self* Hmmm, I have a plan.

Mai: ARE WE EVER GOING TO GET MOVING?

Malik: How about I call a real tow truck company and join you on your little vacation...*thinks to self, when I get through with them on the ski slopes, I'll get revenge on Yugi*

Miake: Ok.

Yami Bakura: YES, another evil one.

Tea: He scares me.

Joey: Which one, Malik or Yami B.

Yami Bakura: Don't call me Yami B.

Joey: Sorry.

*the tow truck comes and finally they're back on the road*

Pegasus: Can I drive.

Everyone: NO!

Pegasus: I swear I won't get us lost.

Everyone: NOOOOOO!

Pegasus: Sorry.

Yami: I think we're here!

*Everyone walks to the hotel*

Tea: Why does this place look a little.....weird.

Joey: Kind of looks haunted.

Tristan: I don't like this.

Miake: Ooooo, haunted hotel! This is going to be so much FUN!

Mokuba: It's NOT gonna be fun. We're gonna DIE!

Yami Bakura: Ok by me.

Is the hotel really haunted? What's going to happen when they go out on the slopes. And what is Malik plotting? Stay tuned for chapter 4.