Miake: I do not own YGO.

Yami Bakura: I wish I did.

Miake: Why?

Yami Bakura: Then I could torture all the characters.

Miake: *sweatdrop*

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Yugi: I really don't like haunted hotels.

Yami: It's not so bad. And I don't really believe that it's haunted.

Miake: *gasp* DON'T SAY THAT! The ones who don't believe in the phantom are always the first to die a slow painful death!

Yami: Too much tv.

Miake: It's true! If you don't believe me...

Yami: Which I don't. *goes to the lobby of the hotel to check in*

*Everyone goes to their rooms, girls in one and guys in another*

Mai: I like this room.

Tea: Yeah! It's huge! We should have rich people pay for our vacations more often.

Miake: That's kind of mean. But sure, it works for me.

Mai: Let's see what kind of stuff we can watch on pay per view or in the mini bar. We can charge it on Kaiba's account.

Miake: NO! You can't do that to Kaiba!

Mai: He can afford it.

Miake: If it was anyone else I'd say yes.

Mai: You and your obsession with Kaiba.

Tea: I think he's kind of rude.

Miake: HE IS NOT!

Tea: Sorry, just my opinion.

Meanwhile...

Kaiba: This room is small.

Pegasus: It looked bigger in the picture.

Bakura: I think it's because we're trying to fit so many people.

Yugi: Yeah. There's a lot more guys than girls.

Joey: SWEET! MINI BAR!

Kaiba: You are NOT chraging that on my account.

Joey: What, are ya too cheap to pay for it?

Mokuba: Are YOU too cheap to pay for it.

Kaiba: That was good.

Tristan: Are we ever going to go skiing?

Malik: Yes, I was wondering the same thing.

Mokuba: Yeah, I want to go skiing. I've never been skiing before.

Kaiba: I'm going on the expert hills.

Mokuba: I thought you were gonna teach me.

Kaiba: Get Miake to.

Mokuba: Why?

Kaiba: Because she'll do it if I said so.

Mokuba: Wow, you're powerful.

Yami Bakura: THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM!

Yami: We already established that.

*an hour later everyone is it the ski slope*

Kaiba: Miake, do you want to do me a favor?

Miake: Sure!

Kaiba: Will you teach Mokuba how to ski and watch him for the whole day.

Miake: *really doesn't want to* Um...

Kaiba: Please...

Miake: ARGH! I can't say no to you.

Kaiba: I know.

Miake: C'mon Mokuba. I'll have you skiing better than anyone else.

Mokuba: Ya know, I can't even stand up on these things.

Miake: This is going to be harder than I thought.

Mai: We'll just be on the other side of the mountain!

Miake: Yeah, ok. *feels left out*

Mokuba: Why did you say you'd stay with me?

Miake: Because...oh never mind.

Meanwhile...

Joey: Hey, Kaiba, I'll race you down the double black diamond.

Kaiba: I bet you $10 I'll win.

Joey: $20

Kaiba: $30

Joey: $50.

Kaiba: $50 it is.

Yugi: On your mark, get set, GO!

Tea: GO JOEY!

Yugi: GO JOEY! YOU CAN WIN! BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE MOUNTAIN!

Tristan: You made that up.

Yugi: Yeah, I did.

Mai: You're sad. Ya know, with Miake and Mokuba gone, there's no one to cheer for Kaiba.

Tea: I *almost* feel bad for him.

Mai: Almost.

Malik: *thinks to self* They'll never know who wins, or if they'll even get down alive.

Bakura: Tell, me who wins, I'm going down.

*the others follow one by one*

Malik: *this is perfect*

All of a sudden there's a huge rumble.

Miake: What's that?!

Mokuba: Look over there, AVALANCHE!

Miake: Let's go!

Mokuba: I can barely move in these!

Miake: *picks up Mokuba and trys to ski away*

Mokuba: Am I making this hard for you?

Miake: Just a little...

*the avalanche burys almost everyone on the mountain except Joey and Kaiba who were at the bottom of the hill*

Kaiba: You owe me $50 by the way.

Joey: I hate you.

Kaiba: The feeling is mutual.

Joey: I wonder if anyone is buried in the avalanche.

Kaiba: Mokuba...

Joey: I bet he's fine.

Kaiba: Hn.

Who's buried in the avalanche? Did Miake and Mokuba make it? And where did Malik go after he triggered the avalanche? Stay tuned for the next chapter.