Kaiba: You went a whole day without typing any fanfiction. Lazy...

Miake: I'm NOT lazy, I had stuff to do.

Kaiba: So you couldn't type fanfiction because you were too busy walking around the house complaining that you were bored. YOU COULD HAVE TYPED THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Miake: He's always right....

Mokuba: I know. Anyway, here's the disclaimer, Miake doesn't own YGO.

Miake: Thank you.

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Malik: Hah, he fell right into my trap.

Kaiba: There was a pit in the middle of the hill. I have to get out of here, for Mokuba's sake..............oh yeah, and Miake.

Yugi: Hey! He cheated!

Bakura: That's not right.

Pegasus: I have to say it WAS a very well planned strategy.

Tea: You cheat just as much as him.

Pegasus: A Millenium Eye is NOT cheating.

Yugi: Yes it is.

Pegasus: Then you shouldn't be alloud to get help from the Millenium Puzzle spirit.

Tristan: I wonder what happened to Kaiba.

Kaiba: *climbs out of the pit and puts his skis back on* I will win this.

Meanwhile....

Mokuba: I really thought Seto would be here to save us.

Miake: You, he'd be here to save you. He just thinks I'm annoying.

Mokuba: You're really hard on yourself.

Miake: I know...want a chip? *opens a bag of chips*

Mokuba: Where did you get those?

Miake: I have all sorts of junk in my backpack which I never go anywhere without.

Mokuba: Ohh, let me see. Cool! CD player, candy, notebook ,pen, etch-a- sketch, slinky...why do you have those in here?

Miake: I have no idea.

Mokuba: I think you're a little overprepared.

Miake: Yeah, I guess it's a little much.

Meanwhile...

Kaiba: I can't catch up with him. That pit slowed me down a considerable amount.

Malik: Join your brother and that annoying girl in the shadow realm.

Kaiba: NOOOOO! *gets sent to the shadow realm*

Mokuba: Hey look it's Seto!

Miake: Are you here to save Mokuba?

Kaiba: No, I was sent here after Malik cheated and won.

Miake: Want a chip? They're cheese flavored.

Kaiba: How can you think of chips in a time like this???!!! I'll have one.

Mokuba: I like chips.

Miake: Chips, the other white meat.

Kaiba: Ok, now that was just screwy. Chips aren't made of meat.

Miake: I know but I like saying random things like that.

Mokuba: You get used to it after a while.

Meanwhile...

Yami: I'll save them. Malik, I challenge you to Duel--I mean a skiing race. Heh heh, force of habit.

Yugi: What if you lose?

Yami: Remember the "heart of the mountain" little Yugi.

Joey: There is NO heart of the mountain. But if it works for ya go for it.

Pegasus: He makes all of that up.

Tristan: I was speculating that.

Joey: Don't try to sound smart Tristan.

Tristan: I'm smarter than you *they fight*

Malik: I except Yami's challenge.

Yami: And no cheap tricks this time Malik.

Malik: I won't promise anything.

Yami: I can beat you regardless of what you try to do to sabotage me *hair blows dramatically in the wind even though there's no wind*

Bakura: How does it do that?

Yami: I'm not quite sure.

Mai: Probably special effects.

Yami Bakura: Or maybe it's the dark side.

Bakura: That was random.

Yami Bakura: I think I picked that up from Miake.

Bakura: I wonder how she, Kaiba and Mokuba are doing in the shadow realm.

Tea: They'll be fine, I know it.

Mai: Riiii-iiight.

Tea: Are you ready to start the race?

Yami: Yes.

Malik: I've been ready.

Tea: On your mark, get set, go!

*the race begins*

Malik: If I control his mind he won't be able to win.

Yami: He's going to try to control my mind. I have to think of a plan.

Malik: He's trying to think of a way to block my mind control. It'll never work.

Yami: I'm so much better at duel monsters than at trying to get people to not mind control me.

Malik: You'll never see your friends, ever again.

Yami: Yes I will! I must believe in the heart of the mountain.

Joey: He actually believes it.

Bakura: I hate to say it but that's kind of sad.

Yugi: He gets like that sometimes.

Bakura: Is he on drugs?

Yugi: That's your Yami, not mine.

Bakura: Sorry.

Yugi: I hope Yami wins this.

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Who will win the race, will Yami be mind controlled, what if Miake runs out of chips and everyone in the shadow realm starves to death, is there really a heart of the mountain? Stay tuned for chapter 9.

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