DISCLAIMER: I don't own DBZ, but I will when I take over their
company..Mwahahahahahah!!!!!!! Oh shit, did I say that out loud?
A/N: Sorry about the super ultra megaton giga late update! I was caught up in school. I will at least try to update once a week from now on.
Imminent Fate~
************ Gohan waived farewell to Bulma, transformed into super saiyan, and flew off. How would his crime-fighting job go? Would he survive the hideous 'project' with Videl? He flew in the sky, with these questions rotating in his mind. ************
The Project: Part A
"Mom, I'm home!!!" the teenage saiyan boomed. A lady came running down the stairs.
"How was your day baby?"
"Uh-" before he could say more his mom cut him off.
"Why are you so late? Do you have a girlfriend now? Will I be expecting grandchildren soon?" the women squealed.
"I visited Bulma cause I needed a costume for my crime-fighting, no, no- definitely not in a long time," he replied, "oh ya, a girl named Videl might come over, we have a class project to do. And don't get any thoughts about-"
"Oh my! You do have a girlfriend!" Chi-chi squealed, not hearing about the 'class project'.
"It is for a class project mom!" Gohan protested.
"Oh sure.. a class project.." she said sarcastically.
"MOM!!!!! It is a class project!!!!" he retorted.
"Oh ok, I believe you. I was just kidding," his mom said. But Chi-chi got stars in her eyes, and she skipped with joy to the kitchen. Gohan rolled his eyes. His mom was scary sometimes. *******
BEEEEEEEEEEEPBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The teenager slammed the alarm clock. He groaned, remembering that Bulma had installed an anti-saiyan protection system on it a day ago. BEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! Gohan pulled himself up from the bed, and hit the snooze button, and pulled the covers over him.
Five minutes later:
"GOHAN!!!! TIME TO WAKE UP!!!" Goten shouted, jumping on his stomach.
"Why me?" Gohan muttered pushing the hyperactive boy off his stomach, "I'm coming Goten! Sheesh." Gohan drowsily pulled on his pants and shirt and stumbled down stairs. The waft of food traveled to his nose. That woke him up.
The teenager ran to reserve a seat for him at the table. Huge piles of waffles were plopped in front of him. He dug into it.
About five minutes later:
"See ya mom, bro!" Gohan said, flying out the door. Thanks to the costume that Bulma made, he was able to fly without nimbus. Transforming to super saiyan, he blasted off to Satan City.
Skimming the streets, he heard a gunshot. Sighing, Gohan sped towards the sound. The police had the area blocked off, like always. Where were the criminals then? Sensing a couple of (weak) powers inside the dome shaped building, he landed and ran inside.
Uh oh, Videl is already here. Normally he would let Videl finish the job, but it was way to dark in here. He was only able to see, using his saiyan vision. Lighting the chamber with his super saiyan aura, the teenage saiyan pinpointed Videl's ki. A couple of gunshots rang. He hoped that he wasn't to late. Upon entering the hall, he saw Videl, taking care of the baddies.
"Hello Miss. Videl," he said.
"Cut that out Lone Saiyan! We have to save the mayor. He's inside there," Videl retorted, pointing to the door, "I warn you, be careful."
"Call me Gold Fighter from now on." He said, flashing the Son grin. Videl recognized that smile anywhere.
Upon entering the chamber, thousands of bullets came flying at him. The Gold fighter quickly disarmed all of the criminals, and Videl followed him inside.
One of the thugs came at Videl, who was busy untying the mayor, was met with a punch that knocked him against the wall. Videl gave Gohan an I- can-take-care-of-myself-so-bug-off glare. He whistled innocently.
Finally getting out of the building, and saving the fat mayor again, Videl was blinded by the sharp glaring light. Gohan took this chance to get away. Once Videl was familiar to the outside light again, she looked for Gold Fighter, only to see him flying in the distance.
"Damn Gold Fighter, I'll figure you out, I promise!" she cursed under her breath. This game of tag was really getting to her. Heaving herself into the helicopter, she sped to school, arriving 10 minutes after Gohan did.
"Sorry, crime-fighting," she muttered an apology to the teacher. He nodded in understanding. Videl clambered up to her desk.
"I know something's going on between you two, both of you came in late today." Erasa chirped.
"What the hell is your problem Erasa? You don't even have proof," Videl snapped, a bit frustrated at Gold Fighter for stealing her job. That got the ditzy blond to zip her lips. Videl glared at Gohan.
"Why were you late Gohan?" she spat at him. Gohan shrunk under the death-defying glare.
"Uhh." he stumbled, thinking of an excuse, "I forgot to set my alarm!" Nice save, Gohan. Videl didn't buy that excuse.
"What ever," she muttered under her breath. Finally the bell rang, to Gohan's delight, and he tore out of the room, glad to get away from the death glare. Somehow, he managed to stay clear of Videl's terrifying questions for the rest of the day. School ended, this time, nothing unusual happened in P.E, for that matter, nothing unusual happened in the whole day. As the bell rang, he thanked kami and rushed out of school.
Sprinting to a dark alley, he was all of a sudden jerked back by someone.
"Aack!" he shrieked. He spun around and came face to face with Videl.
"Do you need a ride Gohan?" she asked.
"Uh... no I walk home," he said, realizing his mistake a bit late, for walking 500 miles was a little bit.. strange, "I mean, my mom is coming to pick me up! Hehehehehe." He flashed the Son grin and sheepishly scratched the back of his head.
"I'll wait with you then," she said.
"But, don't you have to go home?!" he asked, with a hint of rudeness.
"Yes, but if you don't want me to wait, I can leave right now!" she spat.
"No, it's fine.." Gohan said, seeing Videl giving him the death glare.
"Shit! Kill Dende.. kill Dende.." Gohan muttered. They waited till 4:00. It was a truly awkward site. Videl paced back and forth, expecting for the car that came up to be Gohan's mom. Why hasn't she come yet? She asked herself mentally. Maybe Gohan is Gold Fighter. She smirked, still mentally drawing a chart in her mind.
Reasons for Gohan to be Gold Fighter- Same build, same cute smile, still waiting for ride, etc. Reasons for him to not be Gold Fighter- different hair color, too nerdy. She made up her mind. Perhaps searching on the internet would provide more clues, she thought.
"Gohan, I really got to go now, I could give you a ride on my helicopter you know."
"Uh, no thanks." He replied, clenching his fists in triumph.
"Well I gotta go." Videl said, clambering into her helicopter.
"Woohoo!!!!!! Yay, yippee!" Gohan chanted silently.
"What's that?"
"Huh? I didn't say anything." He said.
"Ok, see ya then," she said, waiving good-bye. Gohan waived, watching the helicopter sink into the horizon.
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!" Gohan screamed, doing the boogie. He transformed and flew off. Videl, in her helicopter on the other side of the city thought she heard Gohan say something. Naa, just my mind playing tricks, she thought, shaking her head. An old lady watched Gohan do his victory dance with amusement.
"Crazy kids these days," she muttered hoarsely, missing the point that he was flying.
BACK AT SON RESIDENCE, 2002 A.D WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1st
BAM!!!!!!
"Why are you late again!!!!!!???" a woman's voice shrieked.
"Videl held me up, mom!" he protested.
BAM!!!!!
"Don't talk such nonsense!!" she screamed, Gohan's saiyan hearing making it ten times louder, "wait, did you say Videl? Oh, my, my little baby went on his first date!" Chi-chi did a victory dance, while chanting 'my baby's giving me grandchildren!'
Gohan sweat-dropped.
"Mom, it's not like that!" he complained.
"What ever you say honey.." she said, still occupied doing the pop singer moves. She did the splits then shimmied a fake audience. Gohan and Goten were really scared now.
"Okaaaaaaaaaaay.." Gohan muttered.
o_0 was Goten and Gohan. All of a sudden, Goten started crying.
"What's wrong, Goten?" he asked, unable to take the situation.
"Mom- mom is being corrupted by the evil dancing boogie-man! I- I'm scared Gohan!" he said whimpering. Gohan rolled his eyes.
"Let me take you to your room," Gohan said, trying to comfort the boy. Once Goten went inside his (their) room, he locked and bolted the door, and hid under the bed. That was where the hyper boy stayed the rest of the day, till Chi-chi yelled "Time for dinner!" No saiyan can resist food.
2 DAYS LATER
The teenage demi-saiyan slept soundly throughout the whole period almost. RIIIIIIIIIIIING!!! The bell rang, waking up Gohan.
"No! Damn alarm," Gohan muttered, clutching Sharpener's head. He thought the bell was his alarm going off, and he thought Sharpener's head was his alarm clock. The teenage saiyan tried to hit the SNOOZE button (A/N: I almost feel sorry for Sharpener), only to create a loud disturbing "OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!! MY HEAD HURTS LIKE HELL!!!!!"
"Huh?" Gohan said surprised, jolting up.
"School's over Gohan," Videl said.
"Oh. what did I miss?" Gohan asked curiously.
"Noth-" she was interrupted by a shrieking yell.
"You fucking bastard!!!!!! That was my head, nerd boy!!!"
"What's he talking about?" he asked, a little freaked out, but knowing that he could kick Sharpener's a$$ any day.
"You hit his head, thinking that it was the SNOOZE button on your alarm clock," Videl amusingly replied, letting out a giggle.
"Oops." Gohan said, wincing at the thought of how much it would have hurt. His Non-Saiyan Proof alarm clock was pretty banged up, and crushed into a million pieces. Gohan spared a glance at the moaning boy. There was a sickening dent in Sharpener's skull.
"At least Sharpie has a thick skull," Erasa said, "here, you two go do something *wink*, and I'll take Sharpener to the nurse."
"Okay.. wait, what?" Videl shrieked, catching the sign, only to see Erasa dragging a complaining Sharpener out the door. Sighing, Videl and Gohan left the school.
"I really hope Sharpener doesn't have to go to the hospital," Gohan said.
"Ya.." Videl replied, "wait, what makes you think you would be able to take him out that easily?" she questioned.
"Uhh, I know- well.. I mean.. I hit pretty hard in my sleep!" he stuttered.
"What ever." Videl muttered, "I'll come to your house on Saturday alright."
"But why?"
"The PROJECT dork! Can't you remember anything?" Videl complained, putting her hands on her hips. Whoa, she looks cute when she's mad, Gohan thought. Then he caught the thought quick enough for it to lead to other thoughts. He blushed.
"Oh ya!" Videl playfully punched Gohan in the shoulder.
"See ya then," she said, running to her helicopter, and then took off.
Man, I better be ready for the project! Hmh.. I'll talk to Goten and mom to not say anything about Cell and the Z fighters. He crossed his fingers, hoping that he would survive the next few days with Videl at his house.
A/N: Please review!!!!!!!! I'm saying it nicely. Sorry about the kind off short chapter, and the super long time without updating. Well, I'm flushed out of ideas. The more reviews, the longer chapters!
A/N: Sorry about the super ultra megaton giga late update! I was caught up in school. I will at least try to update once a week from now on.
Imminent Fate~
************ Gohan waived farewell to Bulma, transformed into super saiyan, and flew off. How would his crime-fighting job go? Would he survive the hideous 'project' with Videl? He flew in the sky, with these questions rotating in his mind. ************
The Project: Part A
"Mom, I'm home!!!" the teenage saiyan boomed. A lady came running down the stairs.
"How was your day baby?"
"Uh-" before he could say more his mom cut him off.
"Why are you so late? Do you have a girlfriend now? Will I be expecting grandchildren soon?" the women squealed.
"I visited Bulma cause I needed a costume for my crime-fighting, no, no- definitely not in a long time," he replied, "oh ya, a girl named Videl might come over, we have a class project to do. And don't get any thoughts about-"
"Oh my! You do have a girlfriend!" Chi-chi squealed, not hearing about the 'class project'.
"It is for a class project mom!" Gohan protested.
"Oh sure.. a class project.." she said sarcastically.
"MOM!!!!! It is a class project!!!!" he retorted.
"Oh ok, I believe you. I was just kidding," his mom said. But Chi-chi got stars in her eyes, and she skipped with joy to the kitchen. Gohan rolled his eyes. His mom was scary sometimes. *******
BEEEEEEEEEEEPBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The teenager slammed the alarm clock. He groaned, remembering that Bulma had installed an anti-saiyan protection system on it a day ago. BEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! Gohan pulled himself up from the bed, and hit the snooze button, and pulled the covers over him.
Five minutes later:
"GOHAN!!!! TIME TO WAKE UP!!!" Goten shouted, jumping on his stomach.
"Why me?" Gohan muttered pushing the hyperactive boy off his stomach, "I'm coming Goten! Sheesh." Gohan drowsily pulled on his pants and shirt and stumbled down stairs. The waft of food traveled to his nose. That woke him up.
The teenager ran to reserve a seat for him at the table. Huge piles of waffles were plopped in front of him. He dug into it.
About five minutes later:
"See ya mom, bro!" Gohan said, flying out the door. Thanks to the costume that Bulma made, he was able to fly without nimbus. Transforming to super saiyan, he blasted off to Satan City.
Skimming the streets, he heard a gunshot. Sighing, Gohan sped towards the sound. The police had the area blocked off, like always. Where were the criminals then? Sensing a couple of (weak) powers inside the dome shaped building, he landed and ran inside.
Uh oh, Videl is already here. Normally he would let Videl finish the job, but it was way to dark in here. He was only able to see, using his saiyan vision. Lighting the chamber with his super saiyan aura, the teenage saiyan pinpointed Videl's ki. A couple of gunshots rang. He hoped that he wasn't to late. Upon entering the hall, he saw Videl, taking care of the baddies.
"Hello Miss. Videl," he said.
"Cut that out Lone Saiyan! We have to save the mayor. He's inside there," Videl retorted, pointing to the door, "I warn you, be careful."
"Call me Gold Fighter from now on." He said, flashing the Son grin. Videl recognized that smile anywhere.
Upon entering the chamber, thousands of bullets came flying at him. The Gold fighter quickly disarmed all of the criminals, and Videl followed him inside.
One of the thugs came at Videl, who was busy untying the mayor, was met with a punch that knocked him against the wall. Videl gave Gohan an I- can-take-care-of-myself-so-bug-off glare. He whistled innocently.
Finally getting out of the building, and saving the fat mayor again, Videl was blinded by the sharp glaring light. Gohan took this chance to get away. Once Videl was familiar to the outside light again, she looked for Gold Fighter, only to see him flying in the distance.
"Damn Gold Fighter, I'll figure you out, I promise!" she cursed under her breath. This game of tag was really getting to her. Heaving herself into the helicopter, she sped to school, arriving 10 minutes after Gohan did.
"Sorry, crime-fighting," she muttered an apology to the teacher. He nodded in understanding. Videl clambered up to her desk.
"I know something's going on between you two, both of you came in late today." Erasa chirped.
"What the hell is your problem Erasa? You don't even have proof," Videl snapped, a bit frustrated at Gold Fighter for stealing her job. That got the ditzy blond to zip her lips. Videl glared at Gohan.
"Why were you late Gohan?" she spat at him. Gohan shrunk under the death-defying glare.
"Uhh." he stumbled, thinking of an excuse, "I forgot to set my alarm!" Nice save, Gohan. Videl didn't buy that excuse.
"What ever," she muttered under her breath. Finally the bell rang, to Gohan's delight, and he tore out of the room, glad to get away from the death glare. Somehow, he managed to stay clear of Videl's terrifying questions for the rest of the day. School ended, this time, nothing unusual happened in P.E, for that matter, nothing unusual happened in the whole day. As the bell rang, he thanked kami and rushed out of school.
Sprinting to a dark alley, he was all of a sudden jerked back by someone.
"Aack!" he shrieked. He spun around and came face to face with Videl.
"Do you need a ride Gohan?" she asked.
"Uh... no I walk home," he said, realizing his mistake a bit late, for walking 500 miles was a little bit.. strange, "I mean, my mom is coming to pick me up! Hehehehehe." He flashed the Son grin and sheepishly scratched the back of his head.
"I'll wait with you then," she said.
"But, don't you have to go home?!" he asked, with a hint of rudeness.
"Yes, but if you don't want me to wait, I can leave right now!" she spat.
"No, it's fine.." Gohan said, seeing Videl giving him the death glare.
"Shit! Kill Dende.. kill Dende.." Gohan muttered. They waited till 4:00. It was a truly awkward site. Videl paced back and forth, expecting for the car that came up to be Gohan's mom. Why hasn't she come yet? She asked herself mentally. Maybe Gohan is Gold Fighter. She smirked, still mentally drawing a chart in her mind.
Reasons for Gohan to be Gold Fighter- Same build, same cute smile, still waiting for ride, etc. Reasons for him to not be Gold Fighter- different hair color, too nerdy. She made up her mind. Perhaps searching on the internet would provide more clues, she thought.
"Gohan, I really got to go now, I could give you a ride on my helicopter you know."
"Uh, no thanks." He replied, clenching his fists in triumph.
"Well I gotta go." Videl said, clambering into her helicopter.
"Woohoo!!!!!! Yay, yippee!" Gohan chanted silently.
"What's that?"
"Huh? I didn't say anything." He said.
"Ok, see ya then," she said, waiving good-bye. Gohan waived, watching the helicopter sink into the horizon.
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!" Gohan screamed, doing the boogie. He transformed and flew off. Videl, in her helicopter on the other side of the city thought she heard Gohan say something. Naa, just my mind playing tricks, she thought, shaking her head. An old lady watched Gohan do his victory dance with amusement.
"Crazy kids these days," she muttered hoarsely, missing the point that he was flying.
BACK AT SON RESIDENCE, 2002 A.D WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1st
BAM!!!!!!
"Why are you late again!!!!!!???" a woman's voice shrieked.
"Videl held me up, mom!" he protested.
BAM!!!!!
"Don't talk such nonsense!!" she screamed, Gohan's saiyan hearing making it ten times louder, "wait, did you say Videl? Oh, my, my little baby went on his first date!" Chi-chi did a victory dance, while chanting 'my baby's giving me grandchildren!'
Gohan sweat-dropped.
"Mom, it's not like that!" he complained.
"What ever you say honey.." she said, still occupied doing the pop singer moves. She did the splits then shimmied a fake audience. Gohan and Goten were really scared now.
"Okaaaaaaaaaaay.." Gohan muttered.
o_0 was Goten and Gohan. All of a sudden, Goten started crying.
"What's wrong, Goten?" he asked, unable to take the situation.
"Mom- mom is being corrupted by the evil dancing boogie-man! I- I'm scared Gohan!" he said whimpering. Gohan rolled his eyes.
"Let me take you to your room," Gohan said, trying to comfort the boy. Once Goten went inside his (their) room, he locked and bolted the door, and hid under the bed. That was where the hyper boy stayed the rest of the day, till Chi-chi yelled "Time for dinner!" No saiyan can resist food.
2 DAYS LATER
The teenage demi-saiyan slept soundly throughout the whole period almost. RIIIIIIIIIIIING!!! The bell rang, waking up Gohan.
"No! Damn alarm," Gohan muttered, clutching Sharpener's head. He thought the bell was his alarm going off, and he thought Sharpener's head was his alarm clock. The teenage saiyan tried to hit the SNOOZE button (A/N: I almost feel sorry for Sharpener), only to create a loud disturbing "OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!! MY HEAD HURTS LIKE HELL!!!!!"
"Huh?" Gohan said surprised, jolting up.
"School's over Gohan," Videl said.
"Oh. what did I miss?" Gohan asked curiously.
"Noth-" she was interrupted by a shrieking yell.
"You fucking bastard!!!!!! That was my head, nerd boy!!!"
"What's he talking about?" he asked, a little freaked out, but knowing that he could kick Sharpener's a$$ any day.
"You hit his head, thinking that it was the SNOOZE button on your alarm clock," Videl amusingly replied, letting out a giggle.
"Oops." Gohan said, wincing at the thought of how much it would have hurt. His Non-Saiyan Proof alarm clock was pretty banged up, and crushed into a million pieces. Gohan spared a glance at the moaning boy. There was a sickening dent in Sharpener's skull.
"At least Sharpie has a thick skull," Erasa said, "here, you two go do something *wink*, and I'll take Sharpener to the nurse."
"Okay.. wait, what?" Videl shrieked, catching the sign, only to see Erasa dragging a complaining Sharpener out the door. Sighing, Videl and Gohan left the school.
"I really hope Sharpener doesn't have to go to the hospital," Gohan said.
"Ya.." Videl replied, "wait, what makes you think you would be able to take him out that easily?" she questioned.
"Uhh, I know- well.. I mean.. I hit pretty hard in my sleep!" he stuttered.
"What ever." Videl muttered, "I'll come to your house on Saturday alright."
"But why?"
"The PROJECT dork! Can't you remember anything?" Videl complained, putting her hands on her hips. Whoa, she looks cute when she's mad, Gohan thought. Then he caught the thought quick enough for it to lead to other thoughts. He blushed.
"Oh ya!" Videl playfully punched Gohan in the shoulder.
"See ya then," she said, running to her helicopter, and then took off.
Man, I better be ready for the project! Hmh.. I'll talk to Goten and mom to not say anything about Cell and the Z fighters. He crossed his fingers, hoping that he would survive the next few days with Videl at his house.
A/N: Please review!!!!!!!! I'm saying it nicely. Sorry about the kind off short chapter, and the super long time without updating. Well, I'm flushed out of ideas. The more reviews, the longer chapters!