Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z. If I did then Gohan would've never become Saiyaman, and Trunks would've married me, and Goten would've kept his goku-hair stye and my name would be Akira Toriyama, not to mention I would be rich and would waste my time writing fics for baka humans on a web site made by 3rd class weaklings, and I would be contently ruling the universe with all of you as my slaves BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oops sorry, I guess I let the Vegeta side of me take over hehehe



"talking"

*thinking*

~telephathy~

This story takes place 7 years after the cell games. Goku is dead and Gohan begins his first day of highschool. Oh and sometime during the 7 years Gohan's tail grew back, and since the moon was blown up a while back and theres no threat, he decided to keep his tail. Anyways, on with the story....

The sun had just risen over the horizon, allowing small streaks of warm light to shine through the window of a familiar house, settled in the middle of a small valley surrounded by large forests and mountains. The heat beaded down on his cheek and caused him to stir slightly. Then a smell, which can only be identified as breakfast, seeped through the cracks under the door and began to tickle his nose. Within the blink of an eye the young demi-saiyan leaped into the air, sped to the closet threw on a pair of clothes and rushed out the door with drool slightly dripping from a corner of his mouth.

Down stairs Chi-chi was busying herself with piling the mounds of food as carefully as possible on the kitchen table when loud thuds and stomps could be heard descending from the stair case. With one exasperated sigh, she carefully backed away from the table with crossed arms and a slight knowingly smile, as the two young demi-saiyans plopped down into the seats and lunged at the mountain of food on the table. After shoveling in as much food as he would allow himself, or rather as much as he could get his hands on, Gohan glanced up from his meal and let out a satisfied sigh, then looked towards his mother, standing a safe distance away from the bottomless pits' feeding grounds, and smiled "Thanks ma it was great." Then the mini Goku clone chimed in, "Yeah mom thanks for breakfast!"

"Your welcome boys, now Gohan go up to your room and get ready for school, you don't want to be late on your first day." Chi-Chi replied.

Gohan nodded his head slightly then glanced over to his younger brother and allowed a small smile to escape from his lips. * Gosh, Goten sure does remind me of dad, especially when his face is covered in food like that* He began to chuckle at his thoughts as he began to retreat to his room, pondering on how his first day of school will turn out, and how he will be able to act normal for a change.

"Gohan, hurry up you'll be late for school!" yelled a worried Chi- Chi. Gohan hurriedly tossed his book bag over his shoulder and raced down the stairs to greeted by upset Chi-Chi.

"What took you so long Gohan? School begins in 20 minutes!"

"Sorry mom, gotta go" Gohan hurriedly replied and gave Chi-Chi a quick peck on the cheek, and then sped out the door.

"Wait, Gohan your lunch." Chi-Chi called out as she followed her son out the door."

"Oops hehehe" Gohan spat out with the famous Son grin while scratching the back of his head. Chi-Chi tossed him a capsule and sighed with pity as her eldest son took flight and yelled a short good-bye, before returning back into the house to tend to the dishes.

After landing successfully on the building of Orange Star High School, Gohan sped down the stairs and looked around nervously as he reached the main office of the building. He knocked softly on the door and was hesitantly greeted by elderly woman.

"Please come in. Are you a new student here?" she questioned the new comer politely.

"Um, yes, I was told to come to the main office to pick up my schedule." Sputtered a nervous Gohan.

"Oh I see. What is your name young man?"

"Son Gohan." After a few minutes of typing at the computer on her desk she pulled out a newly printed paper and glance at Gohan while she handed it to him.

"Now hurry along, home room began a few minutes ago." She smiled at him.

Gohan left the office and looked down at his paper, then he began glancing at the doors in the hallway before him. After about 5 minutes of searching he finally found the room he was looking for and began to lightly knock the door. After hearing a faint come in, he opened the door slowly and first looked at the teacher who was standing at the front of the room and then at the rest of the room filled with students. He could feel his heart jump up a little as he began to slowly walk towards the teacher.

"Ah, you must be Gohan, I'm Mr. Maksuki, your new homeroom teacher. Class, meet Gohan, our new student."

"H-hi nice…to meet you." Gohan stuttered as he eyed the class.

"Please Gohan, take a seat where ever you like." Mr. Maksuki told him as Gohan began to scan the room for an empty seat.

"Yoo hoo! Over here! Heres a seat." Called a blonde-haired girl as she gestured to the seat to her side. Gohan nodded nervously with a faint smile as he began to walk towards the girl.

As he sat down the blonde-haired girl chirped, "Hi, I'm Erasa."

"Hello, nice to meet you." Gohan began to sputter as he blushed inwardly. Erasa began to giggled slightly which received her a confused look from both Gohan and black-haired girl to the other side of Erasa.

"Whats with the furry belt." Erasa managed to say in between giggles.

"well…i…uh…" was all Gohan could muster before being cut off. "This is my friend Videl," Erasa said, gesturing to the raven-haired girl to her right, after she finally ended her giggle session, almost completely forgetting its cause, "and that's Sharpner." She ended while pointing at the blonde- haired boy sitting on the other side of Videl. Gohan nodded and then began unloading a book from his pack and started to flip to a page that was written on the board.

"Say Gohan, I bet you didn't know that our Videl here is the daughter of Hercule." Bragged Erasa. "Wow Mr. Satan? That's, well, uh….interesting." stuttered the nervous Gohan as he eyed the daughter of most obnoxious man he had ever man, with a little pity, confusion and resentment.

"What is it nerd-boy? You seem a little unimpressed, don't you know who the great Hercule Satan is?" questioned Sharpner hotly.

"Shut-up Sharpner, Gohan's just shy. Isn't that right?" Erasa asked while she giggled slightly as Gohan's cheeks turned a light shade of red as he started to look towards his book.

The rest of the day went pretty smoothly and soon it was time for lunch. Gohan settled down under the shade of a tree as he tossed out his capsule lunch and began to inhale the mounds of food that had suddenly appeared before him. Ignoring the stares of the gaping onlookers, Gohan continued his attack at the mountain of food, to hungry to be bothered by their obvious glances. Once he was through he looked up from his content position on the ground and began to laugh sheepishly while scratching the back of his head, almost the entire school, or at least the portion who had lunch at that time of day, had been gaping at him with wide eyes the entire time. Gohan just got up and began walking back toward the building when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He spun around and saw that he was looking at Sharpner accompanied by Erasa and Videl.

"Man, Gohan! Are you sure you had enough to eat?" asked the very confused Sharpner a little too sarcastically.

"Uh, hehe." Replied the flushed looking Gohan while scratching the back of his head. (A/N: he sure scratches his head a lot, maybe we should check him for lice)

Before anyone could speak another word, the bell rang and Gohan spun back around and walked quickly back to the building.

It was now the beginning of Gohan's second day of high school, and he was in his home room when the teacher spoke.

"Class, today is the last day to turn in the permission slips for the camping trip this weekend, so please pass them all forward. I won't be accepting any after today."

Erasa then pulled out a piece of paper from her sack and passed it to the person in front of her, as did Videl and Sharpner, along with a few others in the class.

Gohan looked at the three a little confused, then Erasa turned to him with a slight disappointed look on her face.

"Oh! That's right, we should've told you about the trip yesterday, now you won't be able to come." Erasa whimpered. Gohan was about to speak up, about how he probably wouldn't have been allowed to go anyways, nor did he care to go, but was interrupted before he got his chance.

"Ha! Please, as if nerd-boy would even last a minute in the wilderness. He'd probably read books the whole time and get eaten alive by mosquitoes." Laughed Sharpner.

"Shut-up Sharpner! Gohan is not a nerd! Just ignore him Gohan, he's never even been camping." Erasa giggled the last part. Gohan looked nervously at his book.

Suddenly noises could be heard out side the doors of the class, and everyone one stared at the door while Gohan flinched nervously. He felt two very familiar ki's just out side the door and held his breath.*please don't come in, please don't come in, please don't come in, please don't come in*

Gohan's fears suddenly came to life as the door creak open slightly and Gohan gave an inward yelp. A little head popped up out of the door way began to smirk as looked at all the people, scanning the rows for a familiar face.

"Excuse me, can I help you young man?" Mr. Maksuki asked with a slight puzzled look on his face. "um, I need to talk to my brother. Its really really important!" chirped Goten from his position at the doorway.

"Well, um, ok, but just for a second. Who is your brother?" Mr. Maksuki asked as the little boy began to inch forward with another, slightly pissed, purple-haired chibi who crossed his arms and had a smug look on his face.

"Oh, my brothers Gohan!" replied Goten innocently. All the students turned to face a blushing Gohan who laugh a little nervously while once again scratching the back of his head.

"Well, go ahead and give him the message, and make it quick." Instructed Mr. Maksuki a little annoyed. Goten began to cheerfully make his way up the stairs to his VERY confused and pissed looking brother, while Trunks followed suit almost as cheerfully. His frown had suddenly turned into an evil smirk that he had inherited from his father. As Goten approached Gohan he smiled a little more wider, if possible, and stood up on his toes to whisper in his brothers ear. After a few moments of explaining, Gohan paled and stared at the two chibi's in horror and disbelief. The two began to laugh at the expression Gohan had on his face, which consisted of a gaping mouth and slightly widen eyes. * KAMI! You've GOT to be kidding me!* Everyone was now staring at Gohan and the two chibi's, mostly at Gohan, they were all utterly confused and dumbfounded. Even Mr. Maksuki cocked an eye brow, curious to know the cause of his pupils shock.

To be continued…..

Cliffhanger!!! What did Goten tell Gohan to make him flip out like that?? Find out this and more on the next episode of DragonBall Z hehehe PLEASE REVIEW this is my first fic and I really wanna know what you all think about it. And if you have any suggestions or constructive criticism I'll be glad to hear it! ( now review! You inferior humans!!! BWAHAHAHAHA hehe jk

Goku: Hey! Why arnt I in the story!!!

Because your dead dummy!!

Goku: ohhhhh ok. So, whens lunch?

Sigh*throws goku a food capsule*

Goku: * lunges at the mounds of food*

GOKU STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE AND TELL THE READERS TO REVIEW!!!

Goku: but I thought you already did?

Yeah but if YOU tell them to they'll listen because you can threaten them to or you'll blast them with a Kame-Hame-Ha wave! Dummy

Goku: oh. Well, why don't you just get Vegeta to do that, no one would disobey him!

…….wow….that's brilliant! why didn't I think of that? You know Goku? You're not as dumb as everyone one says you are!

Goku: *continues eating food* What?….

Sigh, nevermind, JUST TELL THEM TO REVIEW *pulls out the-all-mighty-frying- pan*

Goku: *winces* REVIEW!!!!!