Scene: Teachers' Lounge
[Enter Danny, Ronnie]
Ronnie: And another thing I did as a lawyer was to do very important things. Of course I do none of that now that I gave it up to be a teacher. Can I complain to you some more about how I'm not cut out to be a teacher, and should just go back to being an extremely wealthy lawyer? Did I mention I once was a lawyer?
Danny: See, yeah well, ok, here's the thing. Sometimes, when I'm like, you know, talking to, you know, I have a hard time, like, you know, expressing, you know, like, what I, I dunno, want to, like, say. Ok?
Ronnie: Whatever, I'm going to go roam the halls for a while and see if I can give out legal advice to people who don't really want it.
[Exit Ronnie]
[Enter Guber]
Guber: MISTER Hansen, what do you have to say for yourself?! WELL?! Believe you me, I know what's up here, and I will make you suffer. Ohhhh yesss. Arrg!!
Danny: Like, hi, umm, you know, Scott. How's it, like, I dunno, like, going?
Guber: Where is Ms. Cook?! I know she's doing something she's not supposed to be doing. I'll get her yet, yess.
Danny: What's, like, I dunno, that, like, thing, in, I dunno, your hand?
Guber: DON'T LOOK AT THAT! He won't get you, my precsiousss. Yesss, he won't get you, you are safe with me, my precioussss...
Danny: Whoa, man, like, I dunno what's, like, up, but you need to get cured by that new teacher that looks like Liv Tyler, cuz she's like, the elf queen, or whatever.
[Exit Danny]
Guber: They all want you my precious, but they won't get you!
[Enter Colin]
Colin: Yo, Mr. G! Hangin' tough! Yo!
Guber: MISTER. err, whatever your name is. I can't keep all you new teachers straight. What do you think you are doing!? This isn't New Kids on the Block any more, you know!
Colin: Oh oh, OH oh oh. Oh oh. OH oh.
Guber: Arg!!
[Exit Guber]
Colin: Thank you for paying attention to this. There's no particular point in this scene, it's just been a while since the author of these little parodies, whose email is FunnyHatUS@yahoo.com with the web site www.geocities.com/funnyhatus, has written one for Boston Public, so he felt like putting one up. Instead of continuing the parody, I will now have a 10 minute (or so) exposition on the current state of American politics, and its ramifications on international affairs.
[Enter Harvey]
Harvey: In my day, you man, we didn't break the 4th wall!
Colin: Sorry, Harvey, I respect you now and will obey your wishes. Or something.
END
[Enter Danny, Ronnie]
Ronnie: And another thing I did as a lawyer was to do very important things. Of course I do none of that now that I gave it up to be a teacher. Can I complain to you some more about how I'm not cut out to be a teacher, and should just go back to being an extremely wealthy lawyer? Did I mention I once was a lawyer?
Danny: See, yeah well, ok, here's the thing. Sometimes, when I'm like, you know, talking to, you know, I have a hard time, like, you know, expressing, you know, like, what I, I dunno, want to, like, say. Ok?
Ronnie: Whatever, I'm going to go roam the halls for a while and see if I can give out legal advice to people who don't really want it.
[Exit Ronnie]
[Enter Guber]
Guber: MISTER Hansen, what do you have to say for yourself?! WELL?! Believe you me, I know what's up here, and I will make you suffer. Ohhhh yesss. Arrg!!
Danny: Like, hi, umm, you know, Scott. How's it, like, I dunno, like, going?
Guber: Where is Ms. Cook?! I know she's doing something she's not supposed to be doing. I'll get her yet, yess.
Danny: What's, like, I dunno, that, like, thing, in, I dunno, your hand?
Guber: DON'T LOOK AT THAT! He won't get you, my precsiousss. Yesss, he won't get you, you are safe with me, my precioussss...
Danny: Whoa, man, like, I dunno what's, like, up, but you need to get cured by that new teacher that looks like Liv Tyler, cuz she's like, the elf queen, or whatever.
[Exit Danny]
Guber: They all want you my precious, but they won't get you!
[Enter Colin]
Colin: Yo, Mr. G! Hangin' tough! Yo!
Guber: MISTER. err, whatever your name is. I can't keep all you new teachers straight. What do you think you are doing!? This isn't New Kids on the Block any more, you know!
Colin: Oh oh, OH oh oh. Oh oh. OH oh.
Guber: Arg!!
[Exit Guber]
Colin: Thank you for paying attention to this. There's no particular point in this scene, it's just been a while since the author of these little parodies, whose email is FunnyHatUS@yahoo.com with the web site www.geocities.com/funnyhatus, has written one for Boston Public, so he felt like putting one up. Instead of continuing the parody, I will now have a 10 minute (or so) exposition on the current state of American politics, and its ramifications on international affairs.
[Enter Harvey]
Harvey: In my day, you man, we didn't break the 4th wall!
Colin: Sorry, Harvey, I respect you now and will obey your wishes. Or something.
END