Joey Gets a Pet (for a little while ^^;;) by --charmaine
Chapter 2: Um...Controversy...yeah..@.@;;
A Message from --charmaine:
ehhhhhhh well, that concludes chapter 1! HOPEFULLY it was OKAY ^^. aaaaaanyway, um, yeah...proceed!
*(the -- symbol = my opinion..yeah...or comment...^^)*
Tristan: WHOA!
Tea: What's the matter Tristan?
Tristan: Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-the-the-the-the-ham-hamster-ham-ham-ham-h-h-h- the-the-the-the-hamster-h-h-the-hamster-the-
Tea: Oh, SHUT UP! What about it?
Tristan: T-t-t-t-talking!!
Tea: *checks Hamtaro* Nothing's talking.
Yugi: What's up?
Tea: Tristan thinks the ham-hams are talking!
Yugi: Let's quit stalling and find a pet! Maybe a hamster...*looks at the ham-hams*
Oxnard: duuuuuh HELP!
Yugi: HUH?! WHOA!!
Tea: What's the matter, Yugi???
Yugi: That hamster...it...it...
Tea: What? What did it do????
Yugi: It just screamed for help! It needs us! Let's buy ALL of them!
Tea: ALL of them?! But Yugi, we don't have that kind of money!!
Yugi: We don't...*looks at Kaiba, who is still arguing..* but HE does!
Tea: Kaiba?
Yugi: No! The CASHIER!
Tea: Huh???
Tristan: It-it-it-th-th-th-the-talk-what? Yug?
Yugi: We're going to talk him into giving them to us for free!
Tea: Are you sure, Yugi?
Yugi: Positive! Remember, this is for our friend! *looks at Joey w/his tongue out as well as "X" eyes* He NEEDS us!
Everyone walks over to the cashier
Yugi:--cuts in--Hey cashier, uh, dude!
Cashier: Fina-lay! A 'broda' (brother ^^;;)!
Kaiba: HEY! We're not done here!
Cashier: What can I do for ya, homes?
Yugi: Um..Right, dude! Yeah, see those, uh, 'rad' ham-ham "brodas" over there...man?
Cashier: Yo, dude, yeah. What about them, man?
Yugi: I just wanted to know, homes, uh, can I have all of them for free, man? dude?
Cashier: Hmm, no can do, bro, no cash, no bash.
Yugi: But MAYBE, when Kaiba, bro, over here pays you, it'll practically pay for the whole ham-ham collection, my, uh, homie???
Cashier: Ya...ya, you have a point bro! Deal!
*everyone but Kaiba* YEAH!
Kaiba: Err...FINE! I'll pay. It's only a cheap bird anyway.
Cashier: That'll be 1,000 mula, bro.
Kaiba: WHAT?! (--again -_-;;)
Cashier: No cash, no bash-
Kaiba: STOP! I KNOW! ErrRr...I'm sueing Joey after this.......*writes a check of $1000 and gives to cashier*
Cashier: Yeah! Alright! I made somethin'!
Yugi: SOOO....Since Kaiba, eh, bro paid, I guess we can have the hams, right??? Dude???
Cashier: Yeah! Yeah! Go ahead! Want some plastic bags for them?
Yugi: I was thinking about a BOX...
Cashier: RIGHT! Box...box...
(After 3 hours of looking for a box, the gang just go with the plastic bags and put one ham-ham per each bag)
Tristan: Yug! We don't have enough bags!
Yugi: Oh NO! Umm, here, put them in Joey's pockets!
(Tristan places Penelope, Snoozer, and Hamtaro in Joey's pockets)
Yugi: Alright! Let's Go!
Tea: Yugi, are you sure the ham-hams will stay alive in the plastic bags? They might SUFFOCATE!
Yugi: Of course they'll be alive Tea! All we have to do is poke holes in the bags!
Tristan: Good idea Yugi!
(everyone pokes holes through the bags with their fingers)
JIngle: Yo yo ham bro, not the ear-
(tristan pokes jingle without notice)
Jingle: YO, yo i'm gonna fai- *passes out*
Hamtaro: JINGLE!!!
Tea: Huh? (looks at Hamtaro)
Hamtaro: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Tea: Hey Yugi, what's up with Hamtaro?
Yugi: Hmm? (looks at Hamtaro)
Hamtaro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yugi: Maybe he just can't believe that he's being rescued!
Tea: (sweatdrop)
Chapter 2: Um...Controversy...yeah..@.@;;
A Message from --charmaine:
ehhhhhhh well, that concludes chapter 1! HOPEFULLY it was OKAY ^^. aaaaaanyway, um, yeah...proceed!
*(the -- symbol = my opinion..yeah...or comment...^^)*
Tristan: WHOA!
Tea: What's the matter Tristan?
Tristan: Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-the-the-the-the-ham-hamster-ham-ham-ham-h-h-h- the-the-the-the-hamster-h-h-the-hamster-the-
Tea: Oh, SHUT UP! What about it?
Tristan: T-t-t-t-talking!!
Tea: *checks Hamtaro* Nothing's talking.
Yugi: What's up?
Tea: Tristan thinks the ham-hams are talking!
Yugi: Let's quit stalling and find a pet! Maybe a hamster...*looks at the ham-hams*
Oxnard: duuuuuh HELP!
Yugi: HUH?! WHOA!!
Tea: What's the matter, Yugi???
Yugi: That hamster...it...it...
Tea: What? What did it do????
Yugi: It just screamed for help! It needs us! Let's buy ALL of them!
Tea: ALL of them?! But Yugi, we don't have that kind of money!!
Yugi: We don't...*looks at Kaiba, who is still arguing..* but HE does!
Tea: Kaiba?
Yugi: No! The CASHIER!
Tea: Huh???
Tristan: It-it-it-th-th-th-the-talk-what? Yug?
Yugi: We're going to talk him into giving them to us for free!
Tea: Are you sure, Yugi?
Yugi: Positive! Remember, this is for our friend! *looks at Joey w/his tongue out as well as "X" eyes* He NEEDS us!
Everyone walks over to the cashier
Yugi:--cuts in--Hey cashier, uh, dude!
Cashier: Fina-lay! A 'broda' (brother ^^;;)!
Kaiba: HEY! We're not done here!
Cashier: What can I do for ya, homes?
Yugi: Um..Right, dude! Yeah, see those, uh, 'rad' ham-ham "brodas" over there...man?
Cashier: Yo, dude, yeah. What about them, man?
Yugi: I just wanted to know, homes, uh, can I have all of them for free, man? dude?
Cashier: Hmm, no can do, bro, no cash, no bash.
Yugi: But MAYBE, when Kaiba, bro, over here pays you, it'll practically pay for the whole ham-ham collection, my, uh, homie???
Cashier: Ya...ya, you have a point bro! Deal!
*everyone but Kaiba* YEAH!
Kaiba: Err...FINE! I'll pay. It's only a cheap bird anyway.
Cashier: That'll be 1,000 mula, bro.
Kaiba: WHAT?! (--again -_-;;)
Cashier: No cash, no bash-
Kaiba: STOP! I KNOW! ErrRr...I'm sueing Joey after this.......*writes a check of $1000 and gives to cashier*
Cashier: Yeah! Alright! I made somethin'!
Yugi: SOOO....Since Kaiba, eh, bro paid, I guess we can have the hams, right??? Dude???
Cashier: Yeah! Yeah! Go ahead! Want some plastic bags for them?
Yugi: I was thinking about a BOX...
Cashier: RIGHT! Box...box...
(After 3 hours of looking for a box, the gang just go with the plastic bags and put one ham-ham per each bag)
Tristan: Yug! We don't have enough bags!
Yugi: Oh NO! Umm, here, put them in Joey's pockets!
(Tristan places Penelope, Snoozer, and Hamtaro in Joey's pockets)
Yugi: Alright! Let's Go!
Tea: Yugi, are you sure the ham-hams will stay alive in the plastic bags? They might SUFFOCATE!
Yugi: Of course they'll be alive Tea! All we have to do is poke holes in the bags!
Tristan: Good idea Yugi!
(everyone pokes holes through the bags with their fingers)
JIngle: Yo yo ham bro, not the ear-
(tristan pokes jingle without notice)
Jingle: YO, yo i'm gonna fai- *passes out*
Hamtaro: JINGLE!!!
Tea: Huh? (looks at Hamtaro)
Hamtaro: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Tea: Hey Yugi, what's up with Hamtaro?
Yugi: Hmm? (looks at Hamtaro)
Hamtaro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yugi: Maybe he just can't believe that he's being rescued!
Tea: (sweatdrop)