!!The Soccer Game!!

The G-boys, Relena, Dorothy, Zechs, Trieze, Une, Noin and Sally were hanging out at the park when Duo suddenly yelled, "Let's play soccer!" He produced a soccer ball out of thin air and started kicking it around.

:Sweatdrop:

Heero: We don't even know how to play soccer!!

Wufei: And I'm not playing against girls!!

Trowa, Quatre, Heero, and Duo grin and exchange looks with Zechs and Trieze.

Zechs: So, you don't have to. I call the teams!! Me, Trieze, Heero, Duo, Trowa and Quatre versus the rest of you!

Wufei(and girls): NO!!

Wufei: Injustice!

Duo: Ha ha! You scared of me? He? You scared? After all, I am the.

Duo doesn't get to finish what he was saying cause Noin tackles him and starts punching him.

Zechs: Assault on a member of my team!

Duo throws Noin off him and jumps up. He's covered in mud.

Duo: No way! Oh well! :Shrug:

He starts to take off his cloths.

Heero: Duo!!!

Duo: No need! I always wear another pair underneath!

He does. Duo throws his dirty uniform over to the side.

Dorothy: They're really hot though!

Relena: And you would know, how?

:Dorothy Blush:

Duo: Race you to the field!

Duo takes off, Heero, Trowa, Quatre and Noin not far behind.

Wufei :Coming behind:: So not fair. So not fair. So not fair.

When the group is at the field, a load of rough-looking players come up to them.

Rough player No. 1: You wanna play?

Duo :Meekly:: Well, we just gonna play along but.

Heero: Your on!

:Gundam people gulp:

Lined up on the field, this is how it stands:

Keeper: Trieze

Sally Dorothy Une

Noin Wufei Zechs Quatre



Trowa Heero Duo

With Relena as a sub.

The rough-lot introduce themselves as martial artists!

Keeper: Ox King

Yamcha Tien Chiatzou

Goten Trunks Piccolo Roshi

Gohan Goku Vegeta

And no subs. (Obviously, they don't need them. These are DBZ chars, by the way!)

The G-boys will kick off. Trowa kicks it to Heero, who passes it back to Noin, who kicks it up to Duo, and Vegeta takes the ball and knocks Duo into the mud! Zechs is also pushed aside. Vegeta aims straight for the goal! Trieze tries to stop it, but the ball is in before anyone can say 'Offside!'

Kick off! Noin takes a long shot. Heero catches it, turns to shoot, but the goalie Ox King has taken him down. Heero limps off the field as another goal is scored. Une comes on for Heero.

Duo: (To Une) You have no chance.

One by one the G-chars had been driven into the mud and at 40 minutes in the score is 14-1. Duo had cheated and picked up the ball.

Vegeta: You still wanna play?

Duo: Can you call an ambulance?

As the only one that hadn't fainted, Duo checked off all ailments that had befallen them.

Broken legs, check. Broken arms, check. Bruises, check. Cuts, check. Probable internal damage, check.

Heero: I'm. never. going. to play. with Maxwell.. AGAIN!!!!