Paige
::Scene- Manor.Night::
:: carries in some groceries::
Paige- Phoebe? Piper?
:: walks through the living room::
Paige- Leo?
:: Paige hears giggling from the kitchen::
Paige-Phoebe?
::walks into the kitchen::
::Paige drops the groceries in surprise of Phoebe and Josh on top of the countertop making out::
Phoebe-Paige!
::Phoebe pushes Josh and he falls off and lands on the ground on top of some fruit that they pushed off earlier::
Phoebe- Josh baby are you alright?!
::Phoebe looks over the countertop::
::Josh is lying on the floor::
Josh- Yeah, I'm fine. I don't know about your banana's though.
::Josh pulls some squished banana's from under his body::
Paige- I bet you guys were having fun. Phoebe, what is he doing here?
Phoebe- I don't know, maybe because he's my boyfriend?
Paige- Boyfriend?
Phoebe- Date. Look Paige, this is none of your business.
Paige- It is when you're rounding third on top of the kitchen countertop!
Josh- I guess I should go.
::Josh grabs his jacket::
Josh- Same thing tomorrow?
Paige- God I hope not.
::Phoebe glares at her and turns back around at Josh::
Phoebe- Yeah, pick me up at 8 tomorrow at P3, I've have to work late.
::Josh and Phoebe kiss::
Phoebe- I love you.
Josh- I love you too. Nice meeting you Paige.
Paige- Yeah whatever.
::Josh steps over the fallen groceries and head toward the door::
::As Josh exits, Leo and Piper enter::
::Leo and Piper looks back at Josh's banana creamed shirt::
Piper- Looks like we had fun.
::Piper sets down her keys::
Piper- Okay, what happened? And why are you standing here in a bra?
Phoebe
::Walks over to the other side of the counter and starts to picks up her shirt and starts to rebutton it as Leo looks away::
Paige- Well, if really want to know, Josh and Phoebe were just playing a little game of countertop tosil hockey.
Leo- What?!
Piper- On the counter?! Phoebe, why here? Couldn't you do "it" on the couch, or in your room, or somewhere besides the kitchen!
Phoebe- It just happened!
Piper- Yeah, and this mess just happened too.
Paige- Actually, it kinda did.
::Piper turns around and glares at her::
Piper- Where were you?!
Paige- I was at work!
Leo- Piper, don't jump down everyone's throat tonight, just take your medicine and go to bed.
Piper- I can't have my medication without my water!
::Phoebe hands her a glass of water with a grape in it::
::Piper looks down at the water and then back up at Phoebe::
Piper- Phoebe!
Phoebe- Oh! Sorry!
::Phoebe plucks the grape out of the glass::
::Piper looks at everyone one last time glaring at them all as if their hiding something and then walks slowly upstairs::
Leo
::Leo looks around the room to see if Piper had made it upstairs and was not spying on them::
Leo- We have a problem.
Phoebe- It's not like I actually had sex with him on the counter!
Leo- That's not what I was going to say. Piper has been acting moody lately and I talked to some doctors and they said that the best way to calm a pregnant woman down is by making them do exercise.
Phoebe- Exercise. Piper. Doesn't look like she's in much of a mood to do that does she?
Leo- I've tried all the other methods, none of them work.
Paige- Like what?
Leo- That's not important right now.
Phoebe- Right...
Leo- If you could take her to some places like Balley, or-
Paige- Balley isn't the perfect place for pregnant women is it?
Leo- She's in her first trimester, it won't hurt the baby.
Phoebe- We'll try, I'm not giving you any promises.
Piper
Scene- Balley Fitness
:: Phoebe and Paige are trying to get Piper in the door::
Piper- I'm not going.
Paige- This is good for you and the baby's health.
Piper- What's good for me and the baby right now is to KICK SOME ASS!
::People all look::
Phoebe- Piper, you're making a scene.
::Josh walks up::
Josh- Phoebe, I didn't know you came here.
Phoebe- I didn't. We're trying to get Piper to go inside.
Josh- Here let me help you.
::Josh lends a hand but Piper slaps it away::
Piper- Don't you touch me.
::She walks inside with the rest following::
Josh
::Phoebe is setting for him as he lift weights::
Josh- Looks like your family is taking to me well.
Phoebe- It's not that they hate you. It just takes some time getting used to.
Josh- Piper's the pregnant one right?
Phoebe- Yeah, how could you tell?
Josh- Well, juding by her around the clock bitchiness kind of helps.
Phoebe- Hey!
Josh- What, when my wife went through it, she was the same way. She really- Oh, nevermind. Bringing up the past.
Phoebe- No go on, I have a ex-husband.
Josh- Really?
Phoebe- Yeah, he was the devil.
Josh- That bad? After my son was born, everything was fine. Until he just died one day. The doctors called it Sudden Infacacy Death or somthing like that. Soon after, my wife died.
::Suddenly you hear screams across the room::
Piper- WHADDYA MEAN I CAN'T USE THE STAIRMASTER???
Clerk- Ma'am, it would be in your best intrest that you wouldn't. Please go back to the expecting mothers section.
Piper- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GROUP MY LIKE A BUNCH OF CATTLE! BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO GAIN 30 POUNDS!!
Phoebe- I shoud go help Piper.
::Phoebe helps him set the weights down safely, and runs over to Piper::
Phoebe
Phoebe- Piper, it's time to go!
Piper- Not until I settle this with this bastard. And another thing- why do the mother's have to pay more?!
Clerk- It's just our policy.
Piper- Yeah, I bet it is buddy.
::Paige and Phoebe starts pulls Piper out screaming all the way::
Paige
Scene- Manor
Paige- Piper, what the hell was that?!
Piper- Ask him! He's the one that wouldn't let me use the stairbender!
Phoebe- Master.
Piper- Whatever.
::Leo walks in::
Leo- What's going on? What happened??
Piper- Discrimination against mothers. That's what happened. I'm going to bed.
::Piper walks back up to her room::
Paige- God I hope the other two tri-masters aren't like that.
::Cole walks into the room::
Cole
Phoebe- Cole, what the hell are you doing here?
Leo- Cole came and asked me for some advice. A new team of demons are rising and collecting the most powerful warlocks and demons as fast as they can to turn the whole world against good.
Cole- They wanted me to join.
Phoebe- Why didn't you? We'd be more than welcome to kick your ass.
Cole- You can't vanquish me remember! That's why they want me.
Leo- If Cole joins their side, they'll be unstoppable.
Phoebe- So what, he has to live here now?
Leo- They know where he lives, Phoebe.
Phoebe- So? If he can't be vanquished, what's our problem?
Cole- Neither can they. And the more that I come in contact with them, the more they make confuse me.
Phoebe- What, didn't watch Mr. Rogers when you were a kid?
Cole- Phoebe, if they keep on finding me, they can take over my brain completely, and kill all of you.
Paige- Would they do that willingly?
Cole- I don't know what they will do.
::Scene- Manor.Night::
:: carries in some groceries::
Paige- Phoebe? Piper?
:: walks through the living room::
Paige- Leo?
:: Paige hears giggling from the kitchen::
Paige-Phoebe?
::walks into the kitchen::
::Paige drops the groceries in surprise of Phoebe and Josh on top of the countertop making out::
Phoebe-Paige!
::Phoebe pushes Josh and he falls off and lands on the ground on top of some fruit that they pushed off earlier::
Phoebe- Josh baby are you alright?!
::Phoebe looks over the countertop::
::Josh is lying on the floor::
Josh- Yeah, I'm fine. I don't know about your banana's though.
::Josh pulls some squished banana's from under his body::
Paige- I bet you guys were having fun. Phoebe, what is he doing here?
Phoebe- I don't know, maybe because he's my boyfriend?
Paige- Boyfriend?
Phoebe- Date. Look Paige, this is none of your business.
Paige- It is when you're rounding third on top of the kitchen countertop!
Josh- I guess I should go.
::Josh grabs his jacket::
Josh- Same thing tomorrow?
Paige- God I hope not.
::Phoebe glares at her and turns back around at Josh::
Phoebe- Yeah, pick me up at 8 tomorrow at P3, I've have to work late.
::Josh and Phoebe kiss::
Phoebe- I love you.
Josh- I love you too. Nice meeting you Paige.
Paige- Yeah whatever.
::Josh steps over the fallen groceries and head toward the door::
::As Josh exits, Leo and Piper enter::
::Leo and Piper looks back at Josh's banana creamed shirt::
Piper- Looks like we had fun.
::Piper sets down her keys::
Piper- Okay, what happened? And why are you standing here in a bra?
Phoebe
::Walks over to the other side of the counter and starts to picks up her shirt and starts to rebutton it as Leo looks away::
Paige- Well, if really want to know, Josh and Phoebe were just playing a little game of countertop tosil hockey.
Leo- What?!
Piper- On the counter?! Phoebe, why here? Couldn't you do "it" on the couch, or in your room, or somewhere besides the kitchen!
Phoebe- It just happened!
Piper- Yeah, and this mess just happened too.
Paige- Actually, it kinda did.
::Piper turns around and glares at her::
Piper- Where were you?!
Paige- I was at work!
Leo- Piper, don't jump down everyone's throat tonight, just take your medicine and go to bed.
Piper- I can't have my medication without my water!
::Phoebe hands her a glass of water with a grape in it::
::Piper looks down at the water and then back up at Phoebe::
Piper- Phoebe!
Phoebe- Oh! Sorry!
::Phoebe plucks the grape out of the glass::
::Piper looks at everyone one last time glaring at them all as if their hiding something and then walks slowly upstairs::
Leo
::Leo looks around the room to see if Piper had made it upstairs and was not spying on them::
Leo- We have a problem.
Phoebe- It's not like I actually had sex with him on the counter!
Leo- That's not what I was going to say. Piper has been acting moody lately and I talked to some doctors and they said that the best way to calm a pregnant woman down is by making them do exercise.
Phoebe- Exercise. Piper. Doesn't look like she's in much of a mood to do that does she?
Leo- I've tried all the other methods, none of them work.
Paige- Like what?
Leo- That's not important right now.
Phoebe- Right...
Leo- If you could take her to some places like Balley, or-
Paige- Balley isn't the perfect place for pregnant women is it?
Leo- She's in her first trimester, it won't hurt the baby.
Phoebe- We'll try, I'm not giving you any promises.
Piper
Scene- Balley Fitness
:: Phoebe and Paige are trying to get Piper in the door::
Piper- I'm not going.
Paige- This is good for you and the baby's health.
Piper- What's good for me and the baby right now is to KICK SOME ASS!
::People all look::
Phoebe- Piper, you're making a scene.
::Josh walks up::
Josh- Phoebe, I didn't know you came here.
Phoebe- I didn't. We're trying to get Piper to go inside.
Josh- Here let me help you.
::Josh lends a hand but Piper slaps it away::
Piper- Don't you touch me.
::She walks inside with the rest following::
Josh
::Phoebe is setting for him as he lift weights::
Josh- Looks like your family is taking to me well.
Phoebe- It's not that they hate you. It just takes some time getting used to.
Josh- Piper's the pregnant one right?
Phoebe- Yeah, how could you tell?
Josh- Well, juding by her around the clock bitchiness kind of helps.
Phoebe- Hey!
Josh- What, when my wife went through it, she was the same way. She really- Oh, nevermind. Bringing up the past.
Phoebe- No go on, I have a ex-husband.
Josh- Really?
Phoebe- Yeah, he was the devil.
Josh- That bad? After my son was born, everything was fine. Until he just died one day. The doctors called it Sudden Infacacy Death or somthing like that. Soon after, my wife died.
::Suddenly you hear screams across the room::
Piper- WHADDYA MEAN I CAN'T USE THE STAIRMASTER???
Clerk- Ma'am, it would be in your best intrest that you wouldn't. Please go back to the expecting mothers section.
Piper- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GROUP MY LIKE A BUNCH OF CATTLE! BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO GAIN 30 POUNDS!!
Phoebe- I shoud go help Piper.
::Phoebe helps him set the weights down safely, and runs over to Piper::
Phoebe
Phoebe- Piper, it's time to go!
Piper- Not until I settle this with this bastard. And another thing- why do the mother's have to pay more?!
Clerk- It's just our policy.
Piper- Yeah, I bet it is buddy.
::Paige and Phoebe starts pulls Piper out screaming all the way::
Paige
Scene- Manor
Paige- Piper, what the hell was that?!
Piper- Ask him! He's the one that wouldn't let me use the stairbender!
Phoebe- Master.
Piper- Whatever.
::Leo walks in::
Leo- What's going on? What happened??
Piper- Discrimination against mothers. That's what happened. I'm going to bed.
::Piper walks back up to her room::
Paige- God I hope the other two tri-masters aren't like that.
::Cole walks into the room::
Cole
Phoebe- Cole, what the hell are you doing here?
Leo- Cole came and asked me for some advice. A new team of demons are rising and collecting the most powerful warlocks and demons as fast as they can to turn the whole world against good.
Cole- They wanted me to join.
Phoebe- Why didn't you? We'd be more than welcome to kick your ass.
Cole- You can't vanquish me remember! That's why they want me.
Leo- If Cole joins their side, they'll be unstoppable.
Phoebe- So what, he has to live here now?
Leo- They know where he lives, Phoebe.
Phoebe- So? If he can't be vanquished, what's our problem?
Cole- Neither can they. And the more that I come in contact with them, the more they make confuse me.
Phoebe- What, didn't watch Mr. Rogers when you were a kid?
Cole- Phoebe, if they keep on finding me, they can take over my brain completely, and kill all of you.
Paige- Would they do that willingly?
Cole- I don't know what they will do.