!!When Duo gets high on sugar!!
Heero walked into the apartment and dropped onto the couch. "Hee-chan, look at me!!" Duo came dancing into view. Wearing a pink tutu!
"Baka! What the hell do you think you're doing?" Heero yelled, a vein bulging. "Hee-chan, what does it look like?" he did a twirl on one foot. "I'm dancing!"
"Relena and Noin are due at any time! Do you wanna embarrass me and the others?" Duo thought a moment. Then, his face fell. "You're right, Hee-chan. I'll change," Heero nodded, the said suddenly, "Since when did you call me Hee-chan?"
"Since then!" came the reply. "Since when?" Heero yelled. "Since you acted like one!" Heero made all sorts of rude noises and squawks.
Five minutes later, Duo was dressed in his priest's uniform. "That's better," Heero said. He and Quatre were playing cards. Trowa and Wufei stood nearby. "So, you were saying?" Quatre asked Trowa. "The results came in. Duo shouldn't eat you-know-what because it makes him hyper. It's not good for him!
"What's you-know-what? I've never had that before?" Duo asked, then went to open the door to let Noin and Relena in. "Hey boys," Relena said cheerful, a glum Noin in tow. "La la la la laaaa la la la laaaa!" Duo sang.
"Duo! Baka! What are you doing?" Heero yelled and realised the 02 pilot had disappeared.
"Aw, Hee-chan, I'm singing!!" he came into view, wearing that pink tutu again. "AHHHHHHHH!!!!" Relena ran from the house. "Wait, Miss Relena! Why do you run?"
"I'm the only one that can call him Hee-chan!!" came a screaming reply.
"He's high on sugar, isn't he?" Noin asked. Trowa nodded. Duo ran into the kitchen and pulled down a bag of sugar. "No, Duo!" Wufei screamed and took the sugar off him. Duo glared at Wufei, the hit him. Again and again and again, until Wufei was a screaming lot of bleeding flesh on the floor. Duo took the sugar off Wufei and started eating it. "I suggest you go, Miss Noin," Quatre said uneasily. "Zechs wouldn't like it if you let your charge commit suicide. Noin nodded and ran out.
"NOW, MEN!" Heero yelled at Quatre and Trowa as they surrounded Duo with a net. They threw it over him, and tied him up.
"Tro-chan, why you do this?" Duo asked sleepily. Heero reached in and took the sugar from Duo. "Aww! Why, Hee-chan?" Duo whined. "It's bad for you," Trowa answered. Duo started crying.
"Next time, we don't buy any sugar," Heero whispered. "Agreed," Trowa and Quatre nodded. Suddenly, Wufei came out with a big plate of eggs!
"Wufei! You know eggs are bad for you! Put them away!"
"No!" Wufei said, stuffing egg into his mouth. "Egg nice!"
"Houston, I think we have a problem," Heero said. "We're out of eggs?" Quatre yelled, throwing his hands up. "Worse. Wufei gets high on eggs. Get the net out!"
Once they had untangled Duo, they tried to find Wufei. "He's gone!" Duo yelled, grief-stricken. Singing came from outside. When they looked, they all fainted. Wufei, the Solitary Justice Dragon, was dancing around in a tutu and singing, "Tiptoe through the Tulips!"
Heero walked into the apartment and dropped onto the couch. "Hee-chan, look at me!!" Duo came dancing into view. Wearing a pink tutu!
"Baka! What the hell do you think you're doing?" Heero yelled, a vein bulging. "Hee-chan, what does it look like?" he did a twirl on one foot. "I'm dancing!"
"Relena and Noin are due at any time! Do you wanna embarrass me and the others?" Duo thought a moment. Then, his face fell. "You're right, Hee-chan. I'll change," Heero nodded, the said suddenly, "Since when did you call me Hee-chan?"
"Since then!" came the reply. "Since when?" Heero yelled. "Since you acted like one!" Heero made all sorts of rude noises and squawks.
Five minutes later, Duo was dressed in his priest's uniform. "That's better," Heero said. He and Quatre were playing cards. Trowa and Wufei stood nearby. "So, you were saying?" Quatre asked Trowa. "The results came in. Duo shouldn't eat you-know-what because it makes him hyper. It's not good for him!
"What's you-know-what? I've never had that before?" Duo asked, then went to open the door to let Noin and Relena in. "Hey boys," Relena said cheerful, a glum Noin in tow. "La la la la laaaa la la la laaaa!" Duo sang.
"Duo! Baka! What are you doing?" Heero yelled and realised the 02 pilot had disappeared.
"Aw, Hee-chan, I'm singing!!" he came into view, wearing that pink tutu again. "AHHHHHHHH!!!!" Relena ran from the house. "Wait, Miss Relena! Why do you run?"
"I'm the only one that can call him Hee-chan!!" came a screaming reply.
"He's high on sugar, isn't he?" Noin asked. Trowa nodded. Duo ran into the kitchen and pulled down a bag of sugar. "No, Duo!" Wufei screamed and took the sugar off him. Duo glared at Wufei, the hit him. Again and again and again, until Wufei was a screaming lot of bleeding flesh on the floor. Duo took the sugar off Wufei and started eating it. "I suggest you go, Miss Noin," Quatre said uneasily. "Zechs wouldn't like it if you let your charge commit suicide. Noin nodded and ran out.
"NOW, MEN!" Heero yelled at Quatre and Trowa as they surrounded Duo with a net. They threw it over him, and tied him up.
"Tro-chan, why you do this?" Duo asked sleepily. Heero reached in and took the sugar from Duo. "Aww! Why, Hee-chan?" Duo whined. "It's bad for you," Trowa answered. Duo started crying.
"Next time, we don't buy any sugar," Heero whispered. "Agreed," Trowa and Quatre nodded. Suddenly, Wufei came out with a big plate of eggs!
"Wufei! You know eggs are bad for you! Put them away!"
"No!" Wufei said, stuffing egg into his mouth. "Egg nice!"
"Houston, I think we have a problem," Heero said. "We're out of eggs?" Quatre yelled, throwing his hands up. "Worse. Wufei gets high on eggs. Get the net out!"
Once they had untangled Duo, they tried to find Wufei. "He's gone!" Duo yelled, grief-stricken. Singing came from outside. When they looked, they all fainted. Wufei, the Solitary Justice Dragon, was dancing around in a tutu and singing, "Tiptoe through the Tulips!"