TITLE: The Cregg and Ziegler experiment. The Aftershock.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own them, never will.
RATING: R. Just because there are references to certain things.
NOTES: This is the second part and probably the final part of the
experiment series.
"Toby, CJ told me to give this to you," Ginger walked in and put a brown, paper bag down on his desk.
"Thanks," Toby moaned.
"What is it?" Ginger asked. "It smells and it's green."
"It's slime," Toby said simply.
"Do I want to know" Ginger asked.
"Probably not," Toby shook his head.
"Okay," Ginger shrugged and walked out, shutting the door behind her.
"Claudia Jean Cregg, mad scientist," Toby moaned. "God help us all."
Toby reached in and grabbed a small amount to look at.
"This stuff is gross," Toby moaned.
"Did you get your package?" CJ walked in and shut the door.
"I told you to throw it away," Toby moaned.
"Toby, this is an amazing thing. Love potion," CJ smiled.
"No, it's green, stinky slime," Toby said frankly.
"Toby, do you ever think positive?"
"You know what I don't understand?" Toby mentioned. "Why this didn't affect you and me."
"What?"
"Josh and Sam were all over us, which will probably leave me with nightmares for the rest of my life, but what about us?"
"You mean, why didn't we tackle each other and make sweet, sweet love?" CJ smirked.
"See, I try to be serious," Toby gave up.
"Maybe it didn't work because we both had it on," CJ mentioned. "Maybe it will only work if one has it on their body."
"You know. This stuff is still on me," Toby moaned.
"I don't see any," CJ looked.
"It feels like it's all over me," Toby stood up and looked down. "Oh my God," Toby said, shocked.
"Are you happy to see me?" CJ smiled.
"Look what it did," Toby pointed.
"Toby, don't point down there, please," CJ shook her head. "Besides, how could my potion do that," CJ pointed.
"How the hell should I know? When I was changing, some of the green stuff dripped down and hit it," Toby snapped.
"Hit what?" CJ smirked.
"You know," Toby glared.
"You know what this means?" CJ smiled. "It's liquidized Viagra."
"What?" Toby snapped. "Make it stop!"
"There's only one way to make it stop," CJ smirked.
"This is not happening," Toby moaned.
"Hey," Sam walked in, causing Toby to fall to his chair.
"Oh God," Toby moaned and laid his head down.
"What happened?" Sam asked.
"He has a stomachache," CJ smirked. "What's up?" CJ asked, smiling as she remembered Toby's problem.
"I just wanted to know what went on this morning?" Sam asked.
"Don't worry about it," CJ nodded.
"But."
"Don't worry about it."
"Fine," Sam walked out and shut the door.
"How's it going?" CJ laughed.
"You're having way too much fun with this," Toby stood up.
"It got bigger," CJ couldn't help but grin. "It's also miracle grow."
"CJ!"
"Sorry, but I'm having fun here," CJ smiled.
"CJ," Toby looked over and noticed something. "Looks like you have a small problem," He grinned.
"What?" CJ looked down and screamed. "What's going on?"
"Did the slime drip on you as well?" Toby smirked.
"Look at them," CJ shook her head.
"There're perky," Toby smiled. "Are you cold?" He laughed.
"Shut up!" CJ started hitting her breasts. "Go down!"
"Now why the hell didn't I think of that?" Toby said sarcastically.
"What the hell am I going to do?" CJ asked. "I can't do the briefing looking like this. They look like they're going to explode."
"I have to meet with the President in five minutes. What am I supposed to do? Walk in there with a giant erection?" Toby snapped.
"Don't snap at me," CJ warned. "Look, something should make this go away. Like the water made Josh and Sam stop."
"Water," Toby smiled. "I have water," Toby grabbed his bottle of water and started undoing his pants. "Turn around."
"What?" CJ smirked.
"CJ," Toby warned.
"Fine," CJ turned around and waited. "Well?"
"It's not working," Toby moaned.
"It didn't work," CJ turned around. "Are you done?"
"Does it look like I'm done?" Toby moaned.
"Hardly," CJ looked down, smiling.
"What the hell are we going to do?" Toby said, turning around and zipping his pants up again.
"Maybe we should." CJ waved her hands around. "You know."
"What?" Toby shrugged.
"Do the thing."
"What thing?"
"How stupid can you be?" CJ moaned. "Sex!"
"What?" Toby asked, shocked.
"Maybe that's what we need."
"For what?"
"So we can both get back to normal!" CJ snapped.
"Sex," Toby whispered.
"Yeah," CJ nodded.
"Well, you won't get an argument from me," Toby couldn't help but grin.
"I didn't think I would," CJ smirked and locked the door.
The End
"Toby, CJ told me to give this to you," Ginger walked in and put a brown, paper bag down on his desk.
"Thanks," Toby moaned.
"What is it?" Ginger asked. "It smells and it's green."
"It's slime," Toby said simply.
"Do I want to know" Ginger asked.
"Probably not," Toby shook his head.
"Okay," Ginger shrugged and walked out, shutting the door behind her.
"Claudia Jean Cregg, mad scientist," Toby moaned. "God help us all."
Toby reached in and grabbed a small amount to look at.
"This stuff is gross," Toby moaned.
"Did you get your package?" CJ walked in and shut the door.
"I told you to throw it away," Toby moaned.
"Toby, this is an amazing thing. Love potion," CJ smiled.
"No, it's green, stinky slime," Toby said frankly.
"Toby, do you ever think positive?"
"You know what I don't understand?" Toby mentioned. "Why this didn't affect you and me."
"What?"
"Josh and Sam were all over us, which will probably leave me with nightmares for the rest of my life, but what about us?"
"You mean, why didn't we tackle each other and make sweet, sweet love?" CJ smirked.
"See, I try to be serious," Toby gave up.
"Maybe it didn't work because we both had it on," CJ mentioned. "Maybe it will only work if one has it on their body."
"You know. This stuff is still on me," Toby moaned.
"I don't see any," CJ looked.
"It feels like it's all over me," Toby stood up and looked down. "Oh my God," Toby said, shocked.
"Are you happy to see me?" CJ smiled.
"Look what it did," Toby pointed.
"Toby, don't point down there, please," CJ shook her head. "Besides, how could my potion do that," CJ pointed.
"How the hell should I know? When I was changing, some of the green stuff dripped down and hit it," Toby snapped.
"Hit what?" CJ smirked.
"You know," Toby glared.
"You know what this means?" CJ smiled. "It's liquidized Viagra."
"What?" Toby snapped. "Make it stop!"
"There's only one way to make it stop," CJ smirked.
"This is not happening," Toby moaned.
"Hey," Sam walked in, causing Toby to fall to his chair.
"Oh God," Toby moaned and laid his head down.
"What happened?" Sam asked.
"He has a stomachache," CJ smirked. "What's up?" CJ asked, smiling as she remembered Toby's problem.
"I just wanted to know what went on this morning?" Sam asked.
"Don't worry about it," CJ nodded.
"But."
"Don't worry about it."
"Fine," Sam walked out and shut the door.
"How's it going?" CJ laughed.
"You're having way too much fun with this," Toby stood up.
"It got bigger," CJ couldn't help but grin. "It's also miracle grow."
"CJ!"
"Sorry, but I'm having fun here," CJ smiled.
"CJ," Toby looked over and noticed something. "Looks like you have a small problem," He grinned.
"What?" CJ looked down and screamed. "What's going on?"
"Did the slime drip on you as well?" Toby smirked.
"Look at them," CJ shook her head.
"There're perky," Toby smiled. "Are you cold?" He laughed.
"Shut up!" CJ started hitting her breasts. "Go down!"
"Now why the hell didn't I think of that?" Toby said sarcastically.
"What the hell am I going to do?" CJ asked. "I can't do the briefing looking like this. They look like they're going to explode."
"I have to meet with the President in five minutes. What am I supposed to do? Walk in there with a giant erection?" Toby snapped.
"Don't snap at me," CJ warned. "Look, something should make this go away. Like the water made Josh and Sam stop."
"Water," Toby smiled. "I have water," Toby grabbed his bottle of water and started undoing his pants. "Turn around."
"What?" CJ smirked.
"CJ," Toby warned.
"Fine," CJ turned around and waited. "Well?"
"It's not working," Toby moaned.
"It didn't work," CJ turned around. "Are you done?"
"Does it look like I'm done?" Toby moaned.
"Hardly," CJ looked down, smiling.
"What the hell are we going to do?" Toby said, turning around and zipping his pants up again.
"Maybe we should." CJ waved her hands around. "You know."
"What?" Toby shrugged.
"Do the thing."
"What thing?"
"How stupid can you be?" CJ moaned. "Sex!"
"What?" Toby asked, shocked.
"Maybe that's what we need."
"For what?"
"So we can both get back to normal!" CJ snapped.
"Sex," Toby whispered.
"Yeah," CJ nodded.
"Well, you won't get an argument from me," Toby couldn't help but grin.
"I didn't think I would," CJ smirked and locked the door.
The End